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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Speechless...
So here's a *Click* and Nathan Fillion to express my "Speechless-ness"


Edit: Nevermind that was actually quite a few words.
(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# 1.6 meg?
No ta.

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
#
Have i done something wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Nope
I was replying to Chowder
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# That is really rather magnificent.
Hello, relative newbie.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] They're like fucking sheep!

Attention Leeds City Council, please put this sign up on the Ring Rd Beeston Park; I'm sick of scraping golfers off my car bonnet!
(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Put spikes on the front of your car
You may get a hole in one!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# I'm a bit bored today so I knocked some more out...
Have a Birthday Cock(ney) between a lovely pair of Gingers!



Happy birthday Lucille Ball, Barbara Windsor and Geri Halliwell
.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Yay!
I thought someone might suggest Babs.
Are you getting a head start on tomorrow's suggestions then?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:15, archived)
# no...
I like to start with clean pants a clean sheet of paper when I get up.
* I have no idea who your suggests are though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] "For the tenth fucking time, Horatio, I am sure that 'Svalbard' is the word for campsite."
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:16, archived)
# US National Debt in Penny's
(blauber fortigeek, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Is that equal to Saturn's volume or mass?
Because I understand Saturn is very un-dense. I'm sure it's a lot of pennies either way though.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# pedant WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Even so,
Saturn's mass in 1c pieces is still 162 trillion times the US deficit. Ker-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# If you dropped Saturn in the ocean it would float
YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT THE US DEFICIT

(Also, you'd have to find a fucking big ocean. Thankfully, they found one.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# "quasars are black holes at the centers of galaxies that are gravitationally consuming surrounding disks of material while burping back out powerful energy jets"
Sounds like Americans out for pizza and beer...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:18, archived)
# In Penny's what?






Say Pedant Win again!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
#
That's what's concerning me...
(Good Penny, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Seen in the work's loo...

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(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:31, archived)
# Haha (but no click as you only found it)
On a similar note, there is a place in the West Country called The Crook of Devon. Someone once wrote on the sign "Twinned with the Thief of Bagdad".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# I wonder where Running Mouth, Sitting Down and Talking Bollocks were that day...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Probably wondering when the next series of "Bottom" is being recorded.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# D'ooh, I hate those guys!
Put them to the test, put on some Panacea!

youtu.be/B6kr2BFkwrk
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I'll see your Panacea, and raise you a Feindflug...
youtu.be/PyoSHWjFCWk
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# You know your stuff. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# oh hells yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I like Florence and the Machine
So ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# I've nothing against them
Just needed a nice band name for the gag. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Kick-arse headphones ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Sweet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Woo...
..oooooooooooooooooooooo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# this deserves more comments
Woo it's fantastic mr.H !!!!!!!!!! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# consider
it clickd
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] who forgot her muffs?


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silly girl..



(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Ha-ha! Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
#
woah, post raphelite!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again.
That little girl terrifies me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Took this pic at work, it's not been touched up...
(ablebadger, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# And therein lies the rub.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# What kind of canary matching algorithm are you using?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# <fx>Wipes tea from monitor</fx>
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Oh
and there was me thinking you'd adjusted the colour balance in an amusing
and witty way and made an oh so subtle yet deeply ironic CW rotation for added realism


never mind
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I'll touch you up!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Safety poster


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(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# This made me smirk
But why post it down here, like you're ashamed of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# it's a pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Just 'cos I can
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:07, archived)
# Good news, everyone!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p3UEzPj4Sk
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
#
aargh, cliff hanger!!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# *tut tut tut tut tut*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# "To shreds, you say?"
I must've watched every episode at least five times. What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the old timers...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
You have a typo though - "a alien"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ha :) i wanna leave this here (if that's ok)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Haha, YAY!

/edit: I was going to post one of mine here, but I don't know which one to pick. So, please pick one yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Mystery solved, Holmes!
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Warninginging
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# ummm
the url doesn't work btw
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
# I'm an idiot
edit: well played sir
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# *doffs hat*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# haha!
Bravo.
(UTB, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# =)))
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 6 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Oh, well played Sah.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Bengal's gotta eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# She's a greedy little fucker...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Aaawwwwww!
I wish I could click moar
I love Bengals
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] should of looked what he was doing


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(grotpig, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)
# woo!
should 'have'
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Thank you.
My eye was twitching at the grammar.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# sexy grammars? where?
over80.com
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# nice!
the omen?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)
# looks like the omen to me
or a very well staged copy
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:40, archived)
# it's been such a long time since i've seen it
i'm trying to decide if i'm surprised that i recognised it after all this time
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
#
yeah its the 1976 version of it
(grotpig, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:55, archived)
# i'm pretty sure i didn't see it when it was first released then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# i didnt
i was only 5 years old then i would of shit me pants
(grotpig, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
# i wasn't even that.
in fact, i'd need to check the month to see if i was even born
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# i must be old
showing me age now i remember wen jaws came out to my dad watched it and i hid behind the sofa lol
(grotpig, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:30, archived)
# It's Patrick Troughton
(the 2nd Dr Who)
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I'd ask whether Captain Howdy approves
But that might be crossing the streams.

Also "not very nice".

clikies
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# The removal of priests is fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Yay!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Happy Weekend b3ta!
Four suggestions yesterday... Two from Kitty Fantastico: Robert Mitchum and ...
Followed by and two from RedHouse: Vera Farmiga and Melissa George.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# the Mitchum one is lovely, Warhol is just terrifying.
David Duchovny and Edward Hardwicke tomorrow, please. Or maybe Charlize Theron.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# Where is everyone today?
These were the first posts in 5 hours???

* Has the gay shift gone straight?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:17, archived)
# I killed them all, Wob.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Damnit. Next time you kill me, tell me!
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# don't be ridiculous!
we'll never be turned. NEVER!

oh, and nice melissa george! i'd like to see Charlize tomorrow, but not in her monster role.
that is all. i thank you
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Where have all the gay shift gone
Long time pissing
Where has all the pilsner gone
Long time to go

Where has all the pilsner gone, gay shift drank it, every one.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# All of the above
I'll take hokey Americans for $200, Alex: Who are Carl Switzer and Garrison Keillor?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Olympic athletes for $400
Who are Sidney Crosby and Abebe Bikila?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I think they are all nobodys...
Carl Switzer, Garrison Keillor, Sidney Crosby and Abebe Bikila
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Fine then,
are you game for this lovely Cornish Hen?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# get in there!
Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Sweet Pea!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:17, archived)
# $250 and you can buy the whole fucking place right now.
*idiotic politicians and mouth breathing populace...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# And Mata Hari for tomorrow plskthx
:)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# The fit looking indian one who got shot by a firing squad?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Big Bob's a bona fide geezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
# MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmelissa George.
Rather...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
#
Phil Tuffnel
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Born:Philip Clive Roderick Tufnell. April 29, 1966 in Barnet, Hertfordshire, England, UK.
* No wonder his hair always looks so good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Request for tomorrow
Billie Burke
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 3:08, archived)
# nice reveal :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 8:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Who doesn't love bunnies?


Even though that's a rhetorical question, go ahead and answer.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 2:19, archived)
# bunnies bunnies bunnies

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 6:18, archived)
# BNEES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)
# i love bunny's
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)

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