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It's my birthday today
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:08,
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Happy birthday!
which one's you?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:14,
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I'd like to think I'm the poison dwarf in the white hat/mask
I like the cut of his jib. Time for bed here, I'll see you all later and you can shower me with gifts abuse.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:17,
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He's the only one who looks malevolent as opposed to just stupid.
But if you can't indulge your 'malevolent dwarf in peculiar, oddly sinister knitwear' fantasies on your birthday, when can you?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:23,
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Thursdays.
Usually after 4.30pm
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:54,
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IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL KILL IF I WANT TO
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:22,
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happy birthday old fella
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:29,
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I seem to remember it's little paw was as fast as that :)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:47,
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Happy Real Birthday (you old git)
Have this...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:43,
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happy birthday
i think the little one with the grey mask looks like he'd be described as the quiet one. the neighbours had no idea he was a sadistic murderous animal rapist
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:57,
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Happy birthday motherfucker
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:09,
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Happy birthingtons!
Are you the mofaha who got a mention in the Guardian G2 on Friday? EDIT:www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2011/aug/04/readers-room The offending incident, from the trailer for forthcoming film New Year's Eve, sees Katherine Heigl slap Jon Bon Jovi not once, but twice, across the face. Commenter mofaha found the scene fairly easy to defend: "Are you seriously saying you wouldn't slap Jon Bon Jovi given the chance?" A good point, well made.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:27,
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really, link?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:59,
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ha ha!
Clearly, yes! Happy Birthday, Mofo! I wish you a large ball of cheese, with a pancake on it!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:24,
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hippo beefday
congratulations on escaping the womb
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:35,
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Happy birthday :)
Have a lovely one
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:44,
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Happy Birthday, man.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:44,
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Happy birthday to you and your wooly family
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:31,
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I sincerely hope that this actually is you and your family
I'll be very disappointed to learn otherwise.
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boris the spider ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:05,
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Yayy, Happy Birthday!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:36,
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birthday pie! is it human flesh?
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:52,
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Happy Birthday!
That is one of the most sinister images I've ever seen.
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Shlvng ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:42,
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Stripey tops ftw, all day every day.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:47,
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This.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:26,
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There were several 70s/80s TV types in there
including Wilcox and Richard "Oscar Goldman" Anderson but I decided you might need a rest!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:40,
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Very nice batch again today!
Gillian Anderson, Robert Shaw and Sam Elliot seem good for tomorrow. There's a good selection of people I've actually heard of.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:46,
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Gillian Anderson!
I may start my 'research' now...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:50,
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Save some time for Audrey Tautou!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:50,
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Yay for stripy tops!
Knowledge is King! Plastics! and Princess is priceless!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:54,
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Thank you....
Go on, admit it... The Princess one gave you a bit of a soft on...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:22,
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I'll save my ginger fantasies for tomorrow
when it's Scully's turn!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:18,
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I have a thing for rain tonight
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 5:28,
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testing
hmm I'm sort of liking how this works out
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:14,
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this is exactly what it's like outside now :(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:18,
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and what part of the world are you speaking of?
btw, your rain looks like it may have a little possibility of snow in it
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:19,
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UK......snow is never far away.......saw it fall in June once.....briefly
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:23,
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I love the weather in Central US
four seasons (none extreme) for variety, and none lasts too long
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:26,
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*ahem*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:33,
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it would appear Philip is in on the jape
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:20,
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but William will take the rap if it goes south
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:21,
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organ donation :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:26,
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*shakes head, bites lip--hard * :)
this gives me an idea for another gif using organ
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:29,
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ahhhhhahhhahhahhahhhh
now I have to go watch the "Blackmail" sketch again
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:31,
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^ CANDLES!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:55,
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Sorry son, no football in the park today...
'ning all
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:42,
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'ning--and how dismal!
just practicing here
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:49,
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ohhh wow
that is awesome :D *saves*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:28,
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thank you, and you're welcome, Sir!
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:12,
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That's freakin awsome
Especially for 7 minutes round trip !
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zacherynuk @echo off ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:56,
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She loves it!
PS: NING B3ta!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:56,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:59,
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nice
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:05,
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Hahaha, royal floppy CDCs
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:32,
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hell is for children
EDIT: Cheers! :D :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:02,
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hey good job!
you pay to get that done? ;p
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:03,
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just paid time :)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:08,
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YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND...
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:04,
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best one yet
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:07,
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Excellent
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:16,
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This is very good,
well done!
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:19,
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DO A BARREL ROLL
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:26,
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I hate the other children
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:27,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 5:38,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:30,
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I fucking love looking out the window!
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:58,
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you loon! :D
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:00,
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Hahahaha!
I fucking love my subconscious mind evoking images of suffering and despair while I'm gazing gloomily out the window. *clix*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:02,
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You been reading that blooming Jean Paul Sartre again?
You'll have nightmares. Tedious, dissatisfying, drawn-out nightmares...
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:10,
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that and nausea
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:13,
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Aw, that's just a description of being awake.
The actual nightmares are, compared to waking life, an oasis of painless calm.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:18,
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I find waking life to be a 'blur' of incomprehensibility.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:20,
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You're a lucky man.
I perceive waking life with a horribly, painfully sharp acuity. (is this bragging? One-downmanship? apologies if so)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:28,
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I was just making a sentence up so I could use 'blur' because you used 'oasis'.
Do try to keep up :p
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:34,
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:39,
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i'm living someone else's life
i'm a charlatan
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:41,
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Doh! Sorry, my brains are pulp, and I'm easily suede at the best of times.
I've spent too long here, laughing at the pics of super furry animals done by the auteurs.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:42,
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ha ha!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:02,
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Hahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:16,
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is it a pea if it's been edited?
now with added kebab (no seriously i used a pic of a badly packed kebab) as suggested by LS18 . spazzy hands edited too, cause some were shite
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:25,
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nice emo head tilt, needs more duckface
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:28,
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you're on fire!
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:31,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:47,
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:)
th bastards
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:49,
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FUCKING DOG BURNING BASTARDS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:25,
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Bwahahaaa... Makes me think of the old joke: - How do you make a cat sound like a dog? *douses cat in petrol* *throws a lit match* - "WOOF"
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QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on. ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:16,
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CANDLES!!!!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:49,
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NINE STINKING YEARS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:00,
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HAPPY CANDLES DAY!
I haven't logged on to B3ta for ages, but have this:
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:04,
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wow!
show us the first pic you ever posted!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:05,
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okay, but it's not very good
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:24,
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certainly not the worst first pic i've ever seen
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:26,
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WHOA
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:30,
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Liar!
Last time someone asked that question, you posted this:
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:45,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 4:02,
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Congratulations--subtract 4 and have some cake
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:07,
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phweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:24,
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is it yours?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 4:24,
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no, he was on lovemeow or my youtube recommendations or some such
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 4:58,
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nice. looks like a bit of a mentalist
the lazy burman with the party whistle was my cat
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:55,
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wow, that woman has fucking weird thumbs
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:39,
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CANDLES YOU FUCK
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:37,
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THIS HAUS IS ON FAH
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 4:50,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 5:28,
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awwwwwww
don't singe your whiskers mofaha
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 5:39,
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SCATTER DEM BRAINS, RATTLE DEM BONES AN' BOIN, BOIN, BOIN
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 5:44,
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I still don't see sex organs :(((
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:30,
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yeah, it was really hard to do and make it look any good
this was my first idea though
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:38,
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I couln't fit an organ in there
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:44,
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:D why didn't i think of that
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:50,
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prolly don't give white pussy much thought
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:52,
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yeah, i guess you become blind to it when you're surrounded it by it like i am
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:02,
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:58,
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what IS that?
don't make me download it and zoom in on it
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:04,
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a badly packed kebab
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:08,
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:07,
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gimme likkle bass and ting
and extra chilli sauce please
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:10,
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this is what the WKD (i think) ad reminds me of
Women: "Master chef? He's the guy that packs my kebab at the end of the night." BLARGH!!!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:33,
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u cannot b srs
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:56,
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i'm cringing at the thought of the sound
that would be made if they all uncrossed and re-crossed their legs at the same time in those tights
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:58,
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They'd probably all go on fire.
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4Q just lurking ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:00,
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^
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:14,
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I'd be more concerned about suction
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:02,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:42,
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:D
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FIEND ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:25,
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:D similar thinking
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:27,
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Curses
I mean woo.
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FIEND ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:29,
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forks are good
until you run out
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:33,
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the forks are strong with this one.
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FIEND ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:41,
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'ndeed they are!
here, they are only handy
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:04,
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ACHTUNG
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:46,
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weatherrrrr
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:06,
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Rather relaxing :)
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:17,
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indeed she is :)
ed: the brightness on her face is a little fake, given the gloom outside, and that also needs affected very slightly by reflection from rainfall, but I'll get to that later pfft
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:20,
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Mindpiss :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:22,
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mindpiss out loud, no less :)
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:29,
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Really good. I like it.
And hey, maybe the slightly hyperreal brightness is just a touch of magic realism.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:14,
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that works for me! (less work)
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LS18 ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:57,
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tsk tsk
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:12,
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That's a really sweet photo
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:13,
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looks a little coached though
both children gazing adoringly at the adult--how likely is that? ;p
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:18,
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Ah, don't be so cynical, they look like a lovely family
On a completely different topic, I'm amazed that a company can survive with a name like this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_%26_Poor%27s
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:21,
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A US based financial company?
Mustn't be long left for them. XD
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:23,
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I've thought about the name, as well
"we have two levels of quality here: standard and poor"
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:24,
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i have 2 levels of quality:
would or wouldn't
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:29,
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I presume that means
"Would invest" and "Wouldn't invest"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:32,
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i'm out
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:33,
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the look on their faces says
"really, dad? again?"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:18,
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:)
I considered having some changes in facial expressions, but figured it wasn't worth the time
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:23,
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it's fine the way it is
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:26,
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how bout a little enlightened bigotry?
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:30,
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she needs a good seeing-to
from a large black cock. trust me, it's great.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:31,
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she was (originally) railing against Japs--can you recommend them too?
a ton of old photos here: blackandwtf.tumblr.com a lot of them "photoshopped" years before computers were around
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:34,
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no
had one, cock like a piece of vermicelli
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:36,
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oy vey!
(no I won't ask about them)
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:39,
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don't think i've had a jewish bloke
that's one to add to the list
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:41,
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here's one
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:46,
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pff!
time i was off. g'night all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:48,
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nite nite
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:49,
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Kittens have sharp edges
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:07,
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Should be stuck up in every b3tan's office and house.
People DIE when these rules are disobeyed.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:19,
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repo for compo
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:39,
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Damn these lousy cheapo Chinese light sabres!
I'll throw this one in as well. Google seemed to think it was relevant to my search, and I couldn't resist being silly with it...
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:34,
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ahhhahhhahhahhh
NO IT'S A SOUP BOWL
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:58,
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one of my personal favourites
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:58,
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Beware indeed
nasty little buggers they are
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:08,
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Why?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:08,
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saw it on a t-shirt once
it stuck with me as i absolutely loved it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:09,
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I just can't see why toffee-boiling dwarfs would be much of a threat
unless you are a toffee
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:12,
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me neither
that's why i like it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:16,
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Fair enough
By the way, nice hyphen use.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:19,
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ta :D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:20,
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What do the taste like?
Boiled dwarfs
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Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:28,
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herman:D ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:52,
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American High School Ahead
*dodges flying shoe*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:55,
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Helpful Hint
S&M clubs generally have strict rules that any abuse is "safe, sane, and consensual". High schools are notoriously lax (and/or clueless) about preventing or dealing with harassment (i.e. 'bullying'). So if you're a student and you're being bullied: run from the school, to the fetish club.
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MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:15,
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oof
hull for you :D haha
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:59,
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*does the safety dance*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:59,
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Pearost for the compo
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:51,
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Haha:D
compo it then
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herman:D ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:53,
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balls
I did compo it. edit:now compo'd
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daveyclayton Gosh, is it really ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49,
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hahahahahahahahahaha
*clicks*
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:59,
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arf
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:22,
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Hahahaha.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:32,
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Im in ur computaz vandalizin ur romz
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:57,
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Did your poster work out alright?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:10,
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yeah thank you very much ;)
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:21,
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LENZ FLAIREZ! ;)
Nice, like the newish direction
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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haha no just the lighten brush
so it's ok, lol thank you.
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:20,
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Love this one:D
Woo
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herman:D ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:33,
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cheers :D
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:46,
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ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:33,
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01110100011010000110000101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010100100000011100100110000101110000011010010111010001101001011011100111010101101001
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:36,
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Sienij?
I never can get these. Care to translate for the over-30's?
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me. ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:13,
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You need hands to hold something you care for
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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speak for yourself
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:33,
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it's difficult using feet
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:34,
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but not impossible
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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photos or it din't happen
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:40,
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i know it leaves my hands free
but i'm not taking pics
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:41,
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time for a shower, i think
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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th st
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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pfff!
all nice and clean now, this deodorant smells lovely!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:01,
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It's not to say Smashy uses her own feet to masturbate with ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:02,
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damn!
you've sussed it out!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:03,
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It's nice to have a Sole Mate
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:07,
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:D
ex of mine kept putting his foot in my face when we were snuggled on the couch. "do that again and i'll bite your toe," i says. he does it again. i sink my teeth into his big toe. he hops about the room, swearing at me. "can't say i didn't warn you" i says, feeling very smug.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:09,
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You have a strange method of snuggling if he can get his feet to your face
haha :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:14,
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top and tail on the couch
with an 8th of weed, a bottle of vodka and the wall on the stereo
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:15,
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Nice! love the style
I haven't smoked weed in years probably more years than the average age of a b3tan, but then I did quit smoking over 20 years ago maybe it's time I started baking hash brownies ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:18,
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haven't smoked weed in a good while
last time i had the old space cakes, i also had a couple of mitsubishis and freaked out because all i could see was triangles!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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My old man has pancreatitis he already has the good stuff ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:30,
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i'm getting old
stuff tends to have the same effect on me now as it had when i was 18. i don't know if that's a good sign or not.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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That sounds like a good thing
drinking alcohol thesedays just makes me sleepy, don't seem to get the buzz I used to.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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ah, the joys of having 3/4s of your stomach removed
i can get utterly shitfaced for about £4 these days
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:39,
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hahaha
i was going to do almost exactly the same with the same poster the other night hahaha
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FIEND ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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heh... had a similar thought...
I was kayaking and was starting to chafe on the part between your thumb and finger. I made the comment that "Geez... I won't be able to have sex for a week!"
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:06,
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but rates are reasonable
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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i'm so glad
i know what my hotel looks like
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:30,
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but surprises are half the fun of travel
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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true
i surprised my parents last time i went away by getting another tattoo. mkight get my 2 new ones there when i go.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:34,
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designs picked out already?
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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yep
angel on my left shoulder, devil on my right
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:37,
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ah, undecided about your hereafter
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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nope
i sometimes listen to the angel, but it's usually overruled by the extremely loud DOITDOITDOITDOIT!!! from the devil. i have a bit of an impulse control problemj ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:02,
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Hopefully Gabriel and Azrael from "Dogma"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:13,
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fuck, yes
also, i know where i'd like to stick the metatron ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:16,
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Metatron, that's who I meant
Everyone likes Alan Rickman.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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have you seen him in a film called blow dry?
it's really rather good and quite funny. it shows his more sensitive side
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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this looks like tottenham high street atm
Or Enfield. Or Wood Green. I might add I am right in the middle of all three places. Fun riot times ftw.....
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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loot a widescreen plasma t.v
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:17,
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BananaDog has gone to the beach
with thanks/apologies to Lord Kronos
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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reminds me of the super lamb banana
which i just don't see the point of.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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protip:
It's at the opposite end to the head
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thiswasmyclone ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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oof
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:23,
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Neither did I,
other than the usual publicity=money reason. As though having one on Moel Fammau will make look better or something.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:25,
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oh well, at least it wasn't another fucking gormley ego piece
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:27,
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ah, these run with a bunch mentality
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LS18 ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:28,
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Arf!
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Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:29,
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hahahaha
micely done, deserves more comments.
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FIEND ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:26,
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Been on b3ta seven years this week!!So a pea for the compo it perfectly acceptable.
No Surprises
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:51,
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seven years
and I bet they still call you Ms. Tandot :-)
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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be... ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:54,
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Hehe. Only as a term of endearment.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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the lack of entry clearly pleases him
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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Erm shit!
I will edit it in. Edit: I see you're still here then. How's tricks?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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not bad
i've still got one working eye, so as long as i don't tire it out, i can stay online :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:08,
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What happenend to the other??!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:10,
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it doesn't work any more
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:12,
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Owls are so last week
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:59,
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Biscuits. That is all.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:46,
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Oh my.
I can't help but will him on. Go man, go!
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fukka isn't around as much as he used to be... ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:50,
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biscuit butterfly is tastier than moth
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:52,
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY BISCUITS IN THE HOUSE!!!
Woo. and I want some
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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Tappity tap tap
biscuits can be fun!
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..wil ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:56,
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Heheh.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:58,
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that's a work of art :)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:01,
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yay !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:19,
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Jeeepers
That's quite something. Dali would approve.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:20,
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mmmmmmm
bickies
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:09,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:33,
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Ace as ever lovely :)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:23,
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COR!
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Shlvng ,
Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:44,
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