I'd like to think I'm the poison dwarf in the white hat/mask
I like the cut of his jib.
Time for bed here, I'll see you all later and you can shower me withgifts abuse.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:17,
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Time for bed here, I'll see you all later and you can shower me with
He's the only one who looks malevolent as opposed to just stupid.
But if you can't indulge your 'malevolent dwarf in peculiar, oddly sinister knitwear' fantasies on your birthday, when can you?
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:23,
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happy birthday
i think the little one with the grey mask looks like he'd be described as the quiet one.
the neighbours had no idea he was a sadistic murderous animal rapist
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:57,
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the neighbours had no idea he was a sadistic murderous animal rapist
Happy birthingtons!
Are you the mofaha who got a mention in the Guardian G2 on Friday?
EDIT:
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2011/aug/04/readers-room
The offending incident, from the trailer for forthcoming film New Year's Eve, sees Katherine Heigl slap Jon Bon Jovi not once, but twice, across the face. Commenter mofaha found the scene fairly easy to defend: "Are you seriously saying you wouldn't slap Jon Bon Jovi given the chance?" A good point, well made.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:27,
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EDIT:
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2011/aug/04/readers-room
The offending incident, from the trailer for forthcoming film New Year's Eve, sees Katherine Heigl slap Jon Bon Jovi not once, but twice, across the face. Commenter mofaha found the scene fairly easy to defend: "Are you seriously saying you wouldn't slap Jon Bon Jovi given the chance?" A good point, well made.
ha ha!
Clearly, yes!
Happy Birthday, Mofo! I wish you a large ball of cheese, with a pancake on it!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:24,
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Happy Birthday, Mofo! I wish you a large ball of cheese, with a pancake on it!
I sincerely hope that this actually is you and your family
I'll be very disappointed to learn otherwise.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:05,
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Happy Birthday!
That is one of the most sinister images I've ever seen.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:42,
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Happy Monday MorNING b3ta!
Yesterday Kitty Fantastico asked for Faye Wong and Kool Moe Dee and then RedHouse said "I'll add Dustin Hoffman (preferably young, and not in drag) and Beatrice Elizabeth Mary Mountbatten-Windsor (silly hat or bikini optional)" - I had a look for the bikini option but promptly thew up on the keyboard!
Enjoy!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:03,
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Enjoy!
I can't believe no-one nominated...
"Mr Chips" Larry Wilcox and because all girls should wear stripy tops, Happy Birthday Katie Leung and Peyton List.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:42,
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There were several 70s/80s TV types in there
including Wilcox and Richard "Oscar Goldman" Anderson but I decided you might need a rest!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:40,
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Very nice batch again today!
Gillian Anderson, Robert Shaw and Sam Elliot seem good for tomorrow. There's a good selection of people I've actually heard of.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:46,
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Yay for stripy tops!
Knowledge is King!
Plastics!
and Princess is priceless!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:54,
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Plastics!
and Princess is priceless!
Thank you....
Go on, admit it... The Princess one gave you a bit of a soft on...
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:22,
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I'll save my ginger fantasies for tomorrow
when it's Scully's turn!
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Tue 9 Aug 2011, 1:18,
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and what part of the world are you speaking of?
btw, your rain looks like it may have a little possibility of snow in it
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:19,
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UK......snow is never far away.......saw it fall in June once.....briefly
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:23,
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I love the weather in Central US
four seasons (none extreme) for variety, and none lasts too long
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:26,
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*shakes head, bites lip--hard * :)
this gives me an idea for another gif using organ
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:29,
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ahhhhhahhhahhahhahhhh
now I have to go watch the "Blackmail" sketch again
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:31,
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now I have to go watch the "Blackmail" sketch again
Hahahaha!
I fucking love my subconscious mind evoking images of suffering and despair while I'm gazing gloomily out the window. *clix*
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:02,
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You been reading that blooming Jean Paul Sartre again?
You'll have nightmares. Tedious, dissatisfying, drawn-out nightmares...
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:10,
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Aw, that's just a description of being awake.
The actual nightmares are, compared to waking life, an oasis of painless calm.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:18,
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You're a lucky man.
I perceive waking life with a horribly, painfully sharp acuity.
(is this bragging? One-downmanship? apologies if so)
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:28,
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(is this bragging? One-downmanship? apologies if so)
I was just making a sentence up so I could use 'blur' because you used 'oasis'.
Do try to keep up :p
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:34,
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Doh! Sorry, my brains are pulp, and I'm easily suede at the best of times.
I've spent too long here, laughing at the pics of super furry animals done by the auteurs.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:42,
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nice emo head tilt, needs more duckface
and yes, somebody call the Crips, do they have a hotline?
www.latfh.com/post/629525122/someone-call-the-gang-sign-police
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:28,
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and yes, somebody call the Crips, do they have a hotline?
www.latfh.com/post/629525122/someone-call-the-gang-sign-police
Bwahahaaa... Makes me think of the old joke:
- How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
*douses cat in petrol*
*throws a lit match*
- "WOOF"
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 6:16,
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- How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
*douses cat in petrol*
*throws a lit match*
- "WOOF"
HAPPY CANDLES DAY!
I haven't logged on to B3ta for ages, but have this:
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:04,
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phweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
have a silly Siamese
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUWa9YdwvhI
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:24,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUWa9YdwvhI
no, he was on lovemeow or my youtube recommendations or some such
this, however, is my new cat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb6hdgRwJ5I
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 4:58,
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this, however, is my new cat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb6hdgRwJ5I
nice. looks like a bit of a mentalist
the lazy burman with the party whistle was my cat
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:55,
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yeah, i guess you become blind to it when you're surrounded it by it like i am
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:02,
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this is what the WKD (i think) ad reminds me of
Women: "Master chef? He's the guy that packs my kebab at the end of the night."
BLARGH!!!
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:33,
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BLARGH!!!
i'm cringing at the thought of the sound
that would be made if they all uncrossed and re-crossed their legs at the same time in those tights
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:58,
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indeed she is :)
ed: the brightness on her face is a little fake, given the gloom outside, and that also needs affected very slightly by reflection from rainfall, but I'll get to that later pfft
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 1:20,
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Really good. I like it.
And hey, maybe the slightly hyperreal brightness is just a touch of magic realism.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 2:14,
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looks a little coached though
both children gazing adoringly at the adult--how likely is that? ;p
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:18,
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Ah, don't be so cynical, they look like a lovely family
On a completely different topic, I'm amazed that a company can survive with a name like this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_%26_Poor%27s
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:21,
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A US based financial company?
Mustn't be long left for them. XD
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:23,
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I've thought about the name, as well
"we have two levels of quality here: standard and poor"
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:24,
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:)
I considered having some changes in facial expressions, but figured it wasn't worth the time
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:23,
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she needs a good seeing-to
from a large black cock.
trust me, it's great.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:31,
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trust me, it's great.
she was (originally) railing against Japs--can you recommend them too?
a ton of old photos here: blackandwtf.tumblr.com
a lot of them "photoshopped" years before computers were around
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:34,
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a lot of them "photoshopped" years before computers were around
don't think i've had a jewish bloke
that's one to add to the list
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:41,
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Should be stuck up in every b3tan's office and house.
People DIE when these rules are disobeyed.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:19,
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Damn these lousy cheapo Chinese light sabres!
I'll throw this one in as well. Google seemed to think it was relevant to my search, and I couldn't resist being silly with it...
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:34,
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I'll throw this one in as well. Google seemed to think it was relevant to my search, and I couldn't resist being silly with it...
saw it on a t-shirt once
it stuck with me as i absolutely loved it
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:09,
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I just can't see why toffee-boiling dwarfs would be much of a threat
unless you are a toffee
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 23:12,
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Helpful Hint
S&M clubs generally have strict rules that any abuse is "safe, sane, and consensual". High schools are notoriously lax (and/or clueless) about preventing or dealing with harassment (i.e. 'bullying').
So if you're a student and you're being bullied: run from the school, to the fetish club.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 3:15,
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So if you're a student and you're being bullied: run from the school, to the fetish club.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:36,
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Sienij?
I never can get these. Care to translate for the over-30's?
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 0:13,
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:D
ex of mine kept putting his foot in my face when we were snuggled on the couch.
"do that again and i'll bite your toe," i says.
he does it again. i sink my teeth into his big toe. he hops about the room, swearing at me.
"can't say i didn't warn you" i says, feeling very smug.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:09,
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"do that again and i'll bite your toe," i says.
he does it again. i sink my teeth into his big toe. he hops about the room, swearing at me.
"can't say i didn't warn you" i says, feeling very smug.
You have a strange method of snuggling if he can get his feet to your face
haha :D
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:14,
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top and tail on the couch
with an 8th of weed, a bottle of vodka and the wall on the stereo
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:15,
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Nice! love the style
I haven't smoked weed in years probably more years than the average age of a b3tan, but then I did quit smoking over 20 years ago maybe it's time I started baking hash brownies ;)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:18,
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haven't smoked weed in a good while
last time i had the old space cakes, i also had a couple of mitsubishis and freaked out because all i could see was triangles!
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:25,
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i'm getting old
stuff tends to have the same effect on me now as it had when i was 18. i don't know if that's a good sign or not.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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That sounds like a good thing
drinking alcohol thesedays just makes me sleepy, don't seem to get the buzz I used to.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:38,
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ah, the joys of having 3/4s of your stomach removed
i can get utterly shitfaced for about £4 these days
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:39,
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hahaha
i was going to do almost exactly the same with the same poster the other night hahaha
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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heh... had a similar thought...
I was kayaking and was starting to chafe on the part between your thumb and finger. I made the comment that "Geez... I won't be able to have sex for a week!"
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Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:06,
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true
i surprised my parents last time i went away by getting another tattoo. mkight get my 2 new ones there when i go.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:34,
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nope
i sometimes listen to the angel, but it's usually overruled by the extremely loud DOITDOITDOITDOIT!!! from the devil.
i have a bit of an impulse control problemj ;)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:02,
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i have a bit of an impulse control problemj ;)
have you seen him in a film called blow dry?
it's really rather good and quite funny. it shows his more sensitive side
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:29,
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this looks like tottenham high street atm
Or Enfield.
Or Wood Green.
I might add I am right in the middle of all three places.
Fun riot times ftw.....
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:00,
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Or Wood Green.
I might add I am right in the middle of all three places.
Fun riot times ftw.....
BananaDog has gone to the beach
with thanks/apologies to Lord Kronos
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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with thanks/apologies to Lord Kronos
reminds me of the super lamb banana
which i just don't see the point of.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:13,
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Neither did I,
other than the usual publicity=money reason. As though having one on Moel Fammau will make look better or something.
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:25,
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Been on b3ta seven years this week!!So a pea for the compo it perfectly acceptable.
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Erm shit!
I will edit it in.
Edit: I see you're still here then. How's tricks?
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:57,
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Edit: I see you're still here then. How's tricks?
not bad
i've still got one working eye, so as long as i don't tire it out, i can stay online :)
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:08,
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY BISCUITS IN THE HOUSE!!!
Woo.
and I want some
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Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:55,
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and I want some
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