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# Goatse?
(wozza_c, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# arse!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# I hope you payed for that tv and didn't just steal it from a london currys
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10503073
(herman:D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10503085
though yei
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# His coat and arms look like a frog's head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Vurthermore
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# All this riot and uproar, V... is this Anarchy? Is this the Land of Do-As-You-Please?
No. This is only the land of take-what-you-want. Anarchy means "without leaders", not "without order". With anarchy comes an age of ordnung, of true order, which is to say voluntary order... this age of ordung will begin when the mad and incoherent cycle of verwirrung that these bulletins reveal has run its course... This is not anarchy, Eve. This is chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# verily
I want to answer with lots of vs, but can only think of viscount and vagina.

BBC ran a story a few minutes ago, "these pictures show 4 of the looters at first helping an injured looter. However, they soon begin going through his bag looking for things to steal"

Verwirrung indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# precisely
vive la revolution. this is the winter of our incontinence.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Nonsense.
People are stupid and need to be herded, managed, and put to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# I think I finally appreciate mass entertainment
it keeps em docile
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I just wish they'd been putting something in the tap water to keep people quiet after all
Then again, who drinks tap water these days? Maybe they *were* putting stuff in tap water to keep people quiet and now it's all worn off.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# it all reet pets ave come doon tae help
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# when it reaches the level of sending gazza in
then we really are fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# If you have a problem, and no one else can help
Maybe you can find.. Gazza!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Moat heard Gazza had turned up and shot himself
now that says a lot about the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I modified one of my old pics
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# meh.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I believe you put a frame around it with another comment as is the usual 4chan response
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# hahahaha
and all's well with the world
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:29, archived)
# "it's Madness out there"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# hahah brill
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Lovely :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0TQNp5MIO0

Fitting music is fitting.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:45, archived)
# haha!
super!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# They've come in off the street
because they're beginning to feel the heat.
(Rogue Sausage, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
love the running action
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=doiaKo_AjY4
(herman:D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Haha brilliant!
The intro to "House of Fun" immediately began playing in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Just brilliant.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:56, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# You are brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha, fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# oh hohohoho fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 4:44, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Guerilla Marketing at its finest. - This has to have been done already.
(rockydennis, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
*might not contain racism
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
#
You think? I was worried that might be the response :/
(rockydennis, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# the looters seem to be quite an equal-opportunities bunch, race-wise
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# nah there just a mix of cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I agree
All races going ape-shit together in a quest for stolen TVs from Currys
(rockydennis, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# In camden the only shop that was really attacked was JD sports XD
fucking chavvy bastards shoot the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Not to forget fags and booze
Also burning a local baby clothing store... yeah, fuck The Man!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# RISE?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# damned dirty apes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Or is that Gorilla Marketing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Normal service will be resumed once we find where we put the tear gas and rubber bullets
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# AH PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Enough of all this bad news, let's go play on the bea...
... you great big twonk!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Hahahah whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Cameron emerges from COBRA meeting


...forgets to remove costume.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Done bef.... etc
(Randy Homemaker Going nowhere at his own pace on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Coz I'm a warrior of Ghengis Khan!
A burning looting raping and a shooting
Burning looting raping and a shooting
All this I'd do
I'll kill for you.

/Bad News

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Slightly topical roasting
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Twat him frank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# So where was this guy last night?
Big cheese says he's putting up to 16,000 police out on the streets tonight, and might have to resort to the army.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Met police presse release
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Nice idea
See also: chuck slabs of wood and petrol bombs at them and threaten them with death.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:32, archived)
# Mind the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# *would*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Beetle bonnet!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Sorry

:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# They like golf too
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# Sexeh Panzes!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I lighten the mood with a cheeky pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# I love this!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Thanks!
Any minute now someone will pipe up that you can't have too much bacon...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# haha happy to oblige
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# You can't stop the bacon!
:D makes me smile everytime I see this *clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
# You never stop the bacon!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# U CAN NEVER HAV 2 MUCH BACON!!!11!1!
*looks up* oh...
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# in my head this is being read in the voice of micheal macintyre
but even so is still good.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# Ah so micheal macintyre lives in your head, Thor,
do you feed and water him often?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# If so
Please stop.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Gods damn you.
That's all I can hear now..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# In my head, this is being sung to this tune:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0TY4FUEd2M
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ONOES! It's the crack Morrissey unit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# 'ningles all. There's a whale in the Thames!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Are hoodies the official looter's uniform?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
# You have to loot one first from Primark
It's like an initiation
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I think you'll find that the hoodie is somekind of de-evolutionary quirk of nature
where an extra flap of skin grows from the neck to cover most of the head which can be retracted to reveal a capped head over several thousands of years the hoodies will de-evolve into walking/looting Cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# shop this!
include enormous thumbs for all-night Xbox-live playing and riot organising BBM tasks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Hey I play XBox Live
when I have time :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# arsonist
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Not on the first date, love.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahaha!
MAIDEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
touche
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I thought that had already happened
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Did you take the photo?
Did this happen outside your place?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Strangely no.
Although there's a shop roughly that size and with a sign that colour opposite. Soon there'll be no more Earls Court updates. We're closing at the end of the year.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Scum man doesn't deserve a thread of his own.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Has he "blacked up"?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Smug Al Johnson the Rioter
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# :D
hn l ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# No this is a cut price Al Jolson version from Primark
the real Al Jolson is dead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Oh yes, of course...
of course...*feels foolish*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Racist!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfjzKYXzsjA&feature=fvwrel
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Everything will be fine now....


If anyone can help on the font, much appreciated
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I don't like the font
if that helps
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Man, laser sights used to be massive.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# *Looks round for Rob Smith*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# Nicely done! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:50, archived)
# What the...?
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I'm going to the tower for this, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Also, this presents as good a (t)reason as any to repost this:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahaha! That took me a while...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Top belming!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# *comedy trombones*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
# New single
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# *raucous applause*
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Kaiser Chiefs are psychic! :O
perhaps they should now use their powers to fight crime?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# I'm sick of political commentators saying things like:
"It was obvious something like this was going to happen."
"I said a year ago that there would be riots."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# to be fair
a lot of people were warning of civil disturbance before the last election. And anyway, England is such an uptight, violent place, it's always just underneath the surface.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# The Kaiser Chiefs have been warning of it since 2004
they must be the smartest political commentators we have
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# they must form a taskforce
KAIBRA!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Yeah, about seven years early
Tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# David Cameron due to emerge from emergency COBRA meeting...


Sorry, this was the first thing that came into my head..
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# arf!
great minds... www.b3ta.com/links/I_think_they_should_play_this_tune_at_the_beginning_of_COBRA_meetings_in_Downing_Street
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:03, archived)
# Worrying
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# not at all
if I was prime minister and had to setup an emergency taskforce, I'd give it a sexy name like STINGRAY or ACTION FORCE. Then I would chair all the meetings wearing a cape :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
#
cape/gimpsuit.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Had to explain this to my American refugee last night
then had to explain the difference between GI Joe and Action Force
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Well,
it's not their fault is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# But does David Cameron come with "Kung-Fu Grip"?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Not by the look of those hands.
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Eat lead Cobra!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Laugh? I tell you, it was a fucking riot!
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Darcus Howe just had a mini rant at the newsreader on BBC News.
That made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Darcus Howe is a massive, massive cunt
He's so far up his own arse, egotistical wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# *concurs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# two can play at that game : )

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# My...
that's an enormous weapon - spunk bubble gun?
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Now available


Click for bigger (220 kb)
(El Matador, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)
# Probly bindun, still


Click for bigger (164 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! finger jockey, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Quick, to cafepress!
Sell them while you can...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Anyone else has a slight cringe when people refer to it as London, England
or Paris, France?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Edinburgh, England
is my favourite
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Wales, England
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I once saw Amsterdam, Denmark somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Though it works the
other way too. I once saw a Bollywood film that was set in "London" and which clearly had Edinburgh castle and Edinburgh tour buses passing in the background during one of the songs. Pure class!

[edit] Said film is "Yeh Hai Jalwa" uk.imdb.com/title/tt0328671/ ...if anyone cares.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Raj Saxena (Salman Khan) goes to London, expecting his long lost Dad (Rishi Kapoor) to warmly greet him. But things do not go as planned.
That's probably because he was in Edinburgh, while his dad waited for him at a London airport.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Yeah, it's a short film
involving a lot shots of Gatwick arrivals lounge.

No wonder it didn't clean up at the Oscars...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I hope it involved a lot of Indian stewardesses dancing at the airports
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# No
Considering that there is both a London and a Paris here in Ontario. There's even a Tottenham north of Toronto, a small town surrounded by peaceful farmland, with nary a looter in sight.

Every year I read a story about some fool who thinks they're getting a cheap holiday in Australia, but wind up booking a week in Sydney, Nova Scotia. Details matter.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Yezbut
London, England is one of the most populous, and culturally and economically important, cities in the world. London, Ontario is not. London, Ontario requires the suffix; "London" on its own refers to the city in England.

It's like, if I talk about Bruce Willis, then it's pretty obvious I'm referring to the movie star rather than some nonentity who happens to be called Bruce Willis.
(stalinism, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 6:49, archived)
# I was thinking about printing something similar
I went to london and all I looted was this lousy tshirt
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Way ahead of you.
I pick that exact tshirt up in two hours:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Great minds think alike
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)

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