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With only a day to go before my holiday, thanks to Kitty and Redhouse for yesterdays birthday suggestions...

Kitty Fantastico asked for Elya Baskin and Hulk Hogan?
& RedHouse: Emperor Ian Mcdiarmid and model Carolyn Murphy (yeah, sorry about the spillage).
Redhouse also suggested that I research, Dru 'NSFW' Berrymore (one girl - one cup?)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:23, archived)

Oh, and I saw this and thought it should win todays VAG CREAM?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:23, archived)

This wins.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:12, archived)

Every time...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)

i heartily concur

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)

VNYWRH?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)

FTW!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)

ok, so it took me six an a half hour to work it out. but...

ha ha ha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:59, archived)

Took me a while to realise that wasn't Drew Barrymore.

How rare

Morning WB!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:49, archived)

It's the Emperor from Star Wars, silly

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)

I looove you, Michael Ellis

*mwah!*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)

Oh, I say!

*monocle explodes*

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:00, archived)

Ning Medie Baby

You don't mind if I call you that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)

I do not mind at all

And may I say that I think you have a smashing blouse on?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)

KAWAII~ TTwTT

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)

They're like twins

On that note, Wobbly, if you're still on in the morning, a 2-for-1 tomorrow with The Babysitter Twins. If not, happy Monkeying, and we'll get by for a week without you somehow.

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)

can i get a VAG CREAM?

Its my buthday today :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)

Send me a photo, or link to a photo of you and I will knock one out tonight...

EDIT: I have done that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:37, archived)

Whatever it is.

I want one!! *click*

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:38, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:18, archived)

The tooth!!1

*clicky*

(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)

errrrmmm....

i like this?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:38, archived)

I think it could do without the eyes

but I like this all the same

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)

good lord

i think i woke up with him once

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)

Can we keep him?

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Shlvng, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)

this is Greg Allman's son

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:18, archived)

If you want a picture of the future,

imagine a boot stamping on a human face ? forever.

stuff

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:33, archived)

Your animations are great.

Really smooth and nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)

this is great

i like the little poke at the end

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:37, archived)

^this^

(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:20, archived)

^That

(herman:D, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:18, archived)

WACK!

I do love your stuff, Butters

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:48, archived)

luverly anim :)

*Sneaks in compo pea*

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)

If I were him I'd get that horse bum growing out of his chest looked at

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:56, archived)

this is brilliant

this is

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)

Hahaha! Such attention to detail...

...making sure he stays down.

The animation is pretty detailed too. :)

(Otis Flemming Look, I have a Board Sig., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)

Ian Tomlinson

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:10, archived)

skullwhacked!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)

This week a few of the human faces deserve a good stamping on to deter them from stamping on other human faces with reebok classics.

(furey, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)

Ooh, topical.

No, wait, it isn't.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:56, archived)

You got me

This was made months ago. Made it for Comedy Central but it never got used for anything - so it became this gif.

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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)

If only the police actually did that

(Socrates, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)

^this^

Your profile is very apt btw

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juanking ...and then it fell off, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)

indeed!

(dogof2head, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)

Ermmm, Ian Tomlinson?

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addickted has attained freedom, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:13, archived)

You really dont like cops, do you butters?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)

Will the boot be one...

...which has been nicked from a branch of JJB sports?

(davywavy, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)

now redo it

with the guy carrying a looted TV

(rogerzilla, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

Looters don't get beaten up, people on protests do

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)

Ten points for the 1984 quote

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 13 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)

rather accurate too

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)

don't try this at home

unless you have a train there

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)

I wonder how many people do have a train at home?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)

probably 87

or 50

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:12, archived)

You really don't know, do you?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:22, archived)

no, but

I have a habit of answering rhetorical questions

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)

I'd watch it.

Walker: Starfleet Ranger

(trekadam30, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:12, archived)

ahhhahhah!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)

mmmmmmm, chocolate forehead

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:27, archived)

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:10, archived)

You may have something here.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)

murrrrrrrrrrrr

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:25, archived)

quite surprising. wooo :)

(QuadratischPraktischGut There was coffee. Life would go on., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:45, archived)

new clothing line

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:59, archived)

I ate some food once

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:34, archived)

I'm rissing on what's happenin' here

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:40, archived)

you know, /talk understood it immediately

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)

ris means "I don't get it"--not "what other board-that-I-don't-care-about gets it?"

get it?

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:01, archived)

i think the top pic represents him

the bottom, /board

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:04, archived)

ok then, /talk didn't RIS

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:07, archived)

you seem to be missing the point

but it's not worth pursuing

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:08, archived)

you're new here so I'll forget we had this chat

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:11, archived)

6y 8mo is long enough to

know that the polite thing to do when someone RISes is to de-ris. Or does your longevity (whatever that is) immunize from politeness

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:36, archived)

the point is some people on /talk are needy food-obsessed shitsacks, though not nearly as many as on /qotw, from what I hear

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:16, archived)

have you had anything nice to eat recently?

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:17, archived)

no, I'm more of a liquid diet kind of a person

and by liquid I mean Jose Cuervo especial

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:19, archived)

~~Jose Cuervo especial~~ jizzum from some Jose

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:47, archived)

oh no I drink the silver stuff, you would notice any contaminants, it is well tasty

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:51, archived)

MOUTH FULL OF FISH FINGERS? COCKS MORE LIKE IT, LIMP LITTLE WARTY ONES AT THAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:17, archived)

fucking fish fingers, I don't think they even have any fucking fish in them, they're just breaded frozen shite

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:31, archived)

LITTLE WARTY BREADED COCKS STRAIGHT FROM THE PACKET, GET EM IN YER GOB

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:52, archived)

kineticnorth.com?

i don't get it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:45, archived)

you can ignore that bit

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:49, archived)

what happened to your old account?

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:07, archived)

I asked cr3 to delete it

www.b3ta.com/~Gilgamesh

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:08, archived)

fair enough

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:11, archived)

then I made another account but appraently you're not allowed to talk about dead babies now so that got banned

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:19, archived)

what's about two foot long, blue, and fucks kids?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:20, archived)

me in my lucky blue condom

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:21, archived)

wait, that's not politically correct is it

(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:24, archived)

wear a blue condom to support national child rape day

I think the answer I was looking for is "cot death", but any port in a storm

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:28, archived)

dib dib dib

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:11, archived)

Nostalgia

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)

FUCK YOU MOFAHA YOU MADE ME SEE HALF A SECOND OF A FUCKING BOXXY CLIP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:52, archived)

no seriously when you said nostalgia I thought you meant this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2apR4_cIEM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)

I AM NOT TROLLIN I AM BOXXY YOU SEE?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)

dob dob dob

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:26, archived)

TYPE DESU AGAIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:31, archived)

not worthy of own thread, but we are slow here t'nite

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:23, archived)

MOOB!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:04, archived)

MOOBY'S!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2_3ynVKch8

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:11, archived)

getting a Ray McCooney vibe off of this one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6jnOrHoZoo

HYEEESSSSS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:10, archived)

seamless!!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:48, archived)

I have no reply to this

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:56, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffft!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:58, archived)

MIAMI? NICE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:29, archived)

i don't think vimod gets enough exposure

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)

ok so if technically it's not a flute, sue me

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)

mr LS18?

you've been served

this really needs a pic to go with it,but i don't have one, so you'll just have to use your imgination
WTF's going on with b3tards??

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)

well you see, I was'nt to be arsed

into putting Amy Winehouse in a symphony woodwind section. besides, the sauce pic file was "conco_playing_flute," so I have that much going for me in court

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)

now, see that would've gone straight over my head

lateral thinking is not my forte

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:55, archived)

well, she would have been stoned (obvious from the pic I'd have used)

and she would be playing a flute. How much more direct could it be?

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)

i did get it by your description

but the pic alone wouldn't have been enough for my grossly under developed brain

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:01, archived)

personally, i would've gone with Jethro Tull

www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=Jethro+Tull&um=1&hl=en&cr=countryUK%7CcountryGB&sa=N&biw=1920&bih=883&tbs=ctr:countryUK%7CcountryGB&tbm=isch&tbnid=dQQoR1-Veth5DM:&imgrefurl=http://www.late20thcenturyboy.com/exhibition/jethrotull1975.html&docid=W2eiPGGm7Sd02M&w=217&h=300&ei=SjhDTrCiI8j4mAWOzKXFCQ&zoom=1

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)

a good choice for the nursing-home b3tan, I guess

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:07, archived)

what, because the yoof of today has plenty of flute players to call upon? ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:48, archived)

they may not know him

but I'm not one of the yoof (anymore :)

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:21, archived)

Wouldn't Ian Anderson be less clothed

yet untainted by drugs?
EDIT: I misremembered; that was Ian Gillan

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:31, archived)

still untainted by drugs though

fuck, i didn't think anyone would know that

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)

we're not all teenagers out here, sonny!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:48, archived)

i doubt there's many, if any on here

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:06, archived)

i'm old enough to be my own dad, don'tchaknow

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:07, archived)

Dave! ?

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=52384

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 5:13, archived)

huh! an actual teenager, whaddayouknow

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 7:14, archived)

An hobo with an oboe!

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)

oh his way to Rio Lobo

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:58, archived)

this one time..

also, it appears I missed a bit of a bandwagon earlier today, all aboard

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:19, archived)

haha

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:16, archived)

That flautist is a person from the San Francisco area

He goes by the name of Ptah, actually ran for city council in Palo Alto and got over 900 votes. not enough to win.

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tubaman, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 6:27, archived)

thanks--I knew there was some kind of story about him

and there must be more

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)

Here is an article

truthful, as far as I know.

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tubaman, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)

superquicksketchyfun

cfb

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)

Judge Jedward

Click for bigger (170 kb)

I think this might work

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:14, archived)

That--and he could be cast in re-runs of:

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)

Am I doing this right?

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)

E-string is a little flat

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)

/sticks finger in ear and hums off key.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)

~~ear~~ rear

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)

as right as someone did earlier, sorry

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)

ah!

I just delete it then, hang on a mo.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)

OH FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)

;)

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)

I just saw and voted for your banksters post

Superb!

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:02, archived)

Cheers :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:18, archived)

i'll get robocock after you

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)

needs moar high faluting

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)

Slight RIS, but I like it anyway

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:47, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)

The long dong of the law.

*clicks with authority*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)

poor wobbly-kneed jerk has no choice

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)

ASSUME THE PUPPET POSITION AND TAKE THE COCK

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)

but I objec . . . obble gobble gobble

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)

fuckin cool

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)

i think it's lacking soemthing

oh hang on, brb

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)

a cupcake in the raised claw?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)

damn, that would've been much better than what i had in mind

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:54, archived)

nice ride!

(probably not a smooth one, but just sayin)

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)

there's a pre lubed orifce in the back

it's serrated though, so yeah a bit of both really

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:20, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHH

just look at those shiny steel balls

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)

Robocock

Come quietly, or there will be..... trouble.

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An Egg ,D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)

that's some serious face raping

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)

Lewis, I'm having...trouble.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)

Mind if I ... zip this up?

with apologies to Happy Toast :)
.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)

now I see that

I should've used a horse showing some teeth

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)

BROS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)

atasa horse too?

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)

mine's a cow

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:04, archived)

as long as it has nostrils, I'm in

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)

is this going to be a new musicians' transport?

because i like it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)

it's your call

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)

i'm all over this one then

i'm hoping me sounding enthusiastic will translate into me actually bothering to do anything worth while

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:49, archived)

is this the guy from pan's labyrinth after eating one too many fairies?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)

the true definition

of turning Berty

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)

egads, man !

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)

squid have fucking weird looking mouths, I stay out of the sea as a rule

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)

me too

nasty, salty, waves that toss you about, full of shit that would eat you.

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)

that looks like a pretty cool alien design actually

like summat from mass effect

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)

nature offers a million good designs

if we just look around--especially sea creatures

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:14, archived)

rarrgh

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FIEND, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)

nightmares all

night long now

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)

hi-visibility horsemanship there

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)

nah, i think this is perfect

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)

thanks ewe

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LS18, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)

Calm down dear, it'll be tidy in the morning.

it'll be tidy in the morning.

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:38, archived)

nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:49, archived)

haha, ace sig

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)

Hahahaha superb

*click*

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FIEND, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)

(herman:D, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)

A beetle of bookfeest?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)

ha!

acknowledges joke

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:37, archived)

I AM ZE LEU

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:51, archived)

i still think he looks like an extra from tron legacy

what with the bright orange 'baddie' stripes, and the streamlined, shaved head.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)

And now that film is ruined for me forever.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)

Is that a petrol berm he's holding?

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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:14, archived)

i went looting earlier

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)

"Loot me big boy!"

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rogan, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)

Those are some rather civilised looking looters

I wonder what its minge looks like? Im finding those legs and shoes rather erotic.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)

hahaha

Why dontcha loot riiiiight, like some otha meeeen looooooot

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)

gedoudda heeaaah

get me some tracky bottoms tooooooo

I get a semi just thinking of that scene. Check this out:
i96.photobucket.com/albums/l173/digidozer/0724011605.jpg
Definately ordering that when it is released.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:34, archived)

yeh, that's great

*skulks off to youtube*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)

when i first saw that scene

i was probably too young to 'get' sexual attraction in girls, but i still remember feeling 'funny' when i saw it.

She might be responsible for my career in doing pinup ladies for all i know!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)

from that angle the dress top looks like mickey mouse ears!

it is a plot to turn men it mouse lusting cheese rapeing sex fiends.

works for me

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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)

Are those pubes on a lavender cryptic vulva?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)

isnt it a pile of dead chavs inside?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)

This is how they moved around so quickly....

Magenta cock space hoppers!

(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)

Haha

he looks a bit confused

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:20, archived)

Riding a giant cock...

Probably confused about his sexuality.

(Captain Fat Sparrow Shiverin' ya timbers since 1979, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)

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