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# Sorry
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha
you forgot the Copyright Phillip M. Jackson at the top
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Hehe
Too late now, I'm off to bed
G'night all
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha :D
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# i hope nothing sexy happens!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
# YIFF YIFF MEOW! YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# My thoughts exactly.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Well, that's pretty damn sexy.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:14, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:17, archived)
# I WANTED TO BUT I HADN'T THE INSTRUCTIONS
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
#
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:38, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:45, archived)
# ahhhh there is only one of those, any more would be like raping a semi-conscious farm animal
 

 
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
# IN MY DEFENCE I WOULD SUBMIT I WAS PROBABLY QUITE DRUNK, YOUR HONOUR
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:13, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:20, archived)
# ARRF!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# WOOF!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# DONKEH
WOOF BOW WOW
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# most frequently shot man on b3ta
must be fact
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# He's never going to make that shot with that technique...
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# such a pwitty skirt!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# just couldn't get the pom poms in anywhere
:(

but he does look pwitty :D
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# i heard they looted a joke shop somewhere and used the masks in there to cover their faces.
Surely they had pom-poms!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I trust you'll send that here
photoshoplooter.tumblr.com I love how they looted a skirt that didn't quite match their tracksuit :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# my 'scum legacy' one didnt appear on there
they must not post ones that have been shopped too much, or contain movie references, commentary or text. Just looters with odd things.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I liked that one - lovely flames.
prob didn't get it, bless them.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# some of them are fairly subtle,
who knows.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# it's shopped in, it's a cheer leader skirt.
and yes - I've sent it to them Woo!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Yeah I knew
I'm liking all the unicorns and effeminate things being added to the pics.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# well here you go - have another
I've missed the chance to do it til now :D

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:10, archived)
# sorry
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# thar she blows!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# That
is practically art!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Hahaha splufftastic!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Great first episode.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# this could be FP if the technical specifications were met
place the frames on top of each other instead?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# done
doubtful though
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# I wouldn't even give the pricks 20 seconds..
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# YOU HAVE TO COMPLY
*endless shooting*
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# i think this needs more comments
Dont be put off matey - dont betray us and go to worth 1000 or whatever its called!
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# X'-(
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE FUTURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT


What the UK needs is a hero. So open up Photoshop, and show us your ideas for the future of law enforcement. Challenge suggested by The Great Architect.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Hooray!
I guess i wont be avoiding a cat infested b3ta after all!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# well im going to photoshop police cats
just to annoy you.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# :-(
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
# OMG FIRST!!!!!!!!!!111

edit: un compo'd as its a repost.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Let the RoboCop reposts begin!

(not compoed since it's not the future of law enforcement)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Not so much the future as an alternate universe
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well get my pea out the way
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:33, archived)
# the future of law enforcement
is dead pig heads grafted on to policemen?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Well, clever clogs, I'd like to see you come up with a better idea!
and it's not a policeman, it's me in fancy dress
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# ...... nope, im stumped.
I hope the robocop remake has a pig headed policeman as the new design!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:51, archived)
# I think you're on to something there.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# this isn't what I voted for #brokenbritain
.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Wait a minute....I thought the rioters/looters were our new heroes?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# plausible history
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I found the original of this
but I can't find any info on it. Do you know who it is, or anything about the circumstances?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# no info at all--just found it on an unusual photos site
some of the bayonets look shopped to me though
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:03, archived)
# Deport(al) the little scrotes
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Is that Tattooine
because it looks like Dungeness
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Dungeness is a shingle-planet
it could still be described as being on the outer rim though (Romney Marsh-uns)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# does this work?


(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
# There's something
very magic eye about that
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# If you cross your eyes you can see a dolphin being mugged.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Those bloody fish!
They should be in school not out mugging dolphins.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# But when they're in schools, that's when they're in large groups!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Yeah, I can
almost see a 3D cube in there
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
#



(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# It doesn't matter how big the chequered flag is
those turtles aren't going to move any quicker!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha:D
wtf
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# ilikethis:D
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:28, archived)
# you might as well compo this now :-)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:30, archived)
# couldn't find a turtle wank image
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Those are
tortoises.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# of course they are
problem is, they don't make that brand
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Can't be sure.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:58, archived)
# having followed that link into a dark cave, this one almost bumraped me
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] It could be even more dangerous if there's a strong current in the sea

(a previous front page no less)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Which one's abby?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# "what hump?"
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# There was a lot of it around

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# :)
imagine all the possible co-joinings that nature overlooked
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# .
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:05, archived)
# indeed. I've seen her before
just for academic reasons, I'd like to see how all that is attached
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:18, archived)
[challenge entry] First Attempt


mod edit: there you go!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# The experiment went horribly wrong

I'll have to close down the lab soon. My lab monkeys need to close each of their 7 eyes for the night.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# 8/10
Just copy the bit in the box next to 'copy' and paste that in to get the pic to show properly.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# nice first attempt
edit your post and try and put this instead of what you wrote

<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/e4a1c5f5c5ae18aa5d84/nylon_pants_jpeg_5g.jpg">

welcome aboard :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Just edit your post, don't delete it or you'll unleash the /board kraken
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Can I have my pretty picture now?
Plee-aase?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Look. DON'T PANIC

You'll have to stay in Rob's Internet Shed for the next week, but after that, you'll be fine.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# i panicked once
and you know what happened then...

sweetest 7 months i ever spent in jail was with you :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# *aligns bum to match tattoos*

Alright, time for bed. Night night!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)
# TOUCH IT!!!
night night fella :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# I know we both have a cheeky girl tattood, but I could never remember which one was mine

I'm really off now ;)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# 'night
I hope you have a degree of sleep that surpasses your username.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
#
I always wondered what "RIS" meant
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# the colours and dots zig-zagging make me feel
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Waht?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Wednesday. The new Tuesday.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Wednesday
Like Tuesday only it arrives later
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Carlsberg don't do Wednesdays, but if they did
it would probably be like a Tuesday.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Tis skool holidays
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# indeed
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Okay, I'm sure this won't work


(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# so did it?
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# COME BACK AND FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED YOU COWARD
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:57, archived)
# you know...
MOD rhymes with GOD
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# And
EDIT rhymes with SAID IT...
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# and 'there you go!' rhymes with Drunken Miss Ho
hmmmm,,,,
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Presumably this has bindun one way or another
but then
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# the duke of edinburgh is a tool
that's the joke right... ;)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# He's quite cross?
Something about flat blades?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# no,
it's got to have something to do with the yellow tie ;)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:12, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# He's a screw loose.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Haha
You guys..! *smirks and wags finger*
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# it's a
Philips head screwdriver?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Shh!
Don't spoil it!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# he's the Milk of Magnesia guy, right?
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Philip loves to screw
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Queen is looking shifty-eyed
like they might get caught at any minute
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Ta-Da! Great minds!

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# hee hee
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry- inspired elsewhere and immediately thought of this
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Hmmmm...
What it gains in boldness, immediacy and simplicity, it loses in wit, subtlety and hummus.

(Was I away when the memo went round saying that rape is inherently funny? Or am I just getting old?)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# It's not rape if you run like fuck first
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I agree with your statement.
In the event of potential rape- run like fuck in the opposite direction.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Oh, you and your fancy expert law talk!
*runs like fuck*
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# I doubt you are older than I am
I watched the moon landing live.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Got me there.
I wasn't born 'til 1973.
And hey, I'm not occasionally known as "PC Tramp" for nothing.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# I have two younger brothers who are both older than you.
Anyway- wasn't making a joke about rape any more than jokes about rape are made every day on the net.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Don't get what? Rape?
I guess you must just be naturally ugly in that case.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# That's not what you said to me last night
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# "inspired"
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Hush you
I know it's a rip-off with different text, but there's no need to tell everyone.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Later, Lincoln replaced the sculptor and his main squeeze
(something about historical significance)

(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Been Caught Buttering!
We once had a t-shirt made of that for a mate of ours

/classic
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:44, archived)
# of this ^?
don't think so--I just made it :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Many of mediocre's mates are time travellers though
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# nice work if you can get it :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Yes, but sometimes, an experiment goes horribly wrong

and everyone grows a set of tits in the most inexplicable places.

Just last week, we had tits in the attic
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# and the fact that they usually run in pairs . . .well
*shudders*
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Of
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# ok, gotcha
thought you meant those dudes as part of Mt. Rushmore.
Let's never fight again ;p
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# *hugs*

*fondles*
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# you were pushing the envelope with hugs
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# heh
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# good god
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Last chance I guess.....
.

.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# don't fancy the thought of shopping him into some pants
but feel free if anyone else does
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Damned cat, he's always been a trouble maker


Somebody must have done this already. If not, I am very, very sorry for the pun. Really sorry.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# The thing is,
it's watching from the INSIDE.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# They're coming outta the walls!
They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
#
New wallpaper inbound!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
# now everyone's happy
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK BARRY
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# "I say, is that 27 so far?"
"Indeed it is, I counted on my fingers."

/inbredjoke
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Ha!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Tally-ho!
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Can we use bulldozers though
I know they are slow, but much more satisfying in the long run
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# soylent green
that's all I'm saying.
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Ha!
Good answer :)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# McDonalds recycling initiative :D
Feed the poor, with the poor
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# GENIUS
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# top work and great idea
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Roll 'em up, move 'em out

*click*
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# This is like a scene from The Invisibles.
(Now there's a 12-hour-long film I'd like to see)
(, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)

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