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[challenge entry] a must-have

for redneck girls..
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# seams fine


I've missed the dayshift
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# oh, now I like this.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# this is an even gooder image
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# the best and only seams ive ever done
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:42, archived)
# EVRYTING SEAMS IN ORDUR HEER
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:44, archived)
# yes
it steams in order!

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHA


hahahaHAHAHAHAHAahahhaah!

*cough*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:24, archived)
# this is a good image
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
# I am making a FORTUNE off this channel
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# yet another one
that I don't get... bet everyone else does
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# I think it's like a
Channel 4 +1 thing, but actually says -1?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
# De-RIS
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# you cnut
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# ah, i see now thanks that was very helpfull
cock badger fuck cunt
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Getting horserolled is a b3ta rite of passage.
Consider yourself baptised.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# baptised with horse piss
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
piss jism
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Why, yes, Paul. Is there any other sensible way?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# well if there is a better way I'd like to see it
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# mmm... jism....
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
[challenge entry] My apologies

Click for bigger



I dunnit on my phone, which is why it's so clumsily executed.

that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# omg
its huge
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Why...
Thank you sir
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# I shrunked it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# thats what I keep saying to her...
but she says it's always been like that...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# I just got out of a cold bath
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Just heard news of this...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Now..see..
Why aren't there more posters that say this??
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Printer ink costs a fortune when y're printing big slabs of colour.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# But..
Surely the masses would take on the costs!?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Hardly.
*monocle pings out* There's a war on, man!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Well as the original poster says...
... can't say... trade mark infringement...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# i like this
a lot
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# why
thank you!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:28, archived)
# cos it made me laff - i'm not sure why either
but thank you anyway!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 19:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE
his head looks different though :-/
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# sure does
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# fuck
I knew there was something... at the rate of me not getting things today i wouldn't be surprised if my arse was my elbow
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# also, i've just taken it upon myself to look through your arty bloggy things...
and have concluded that... you're off your box
in a good way though
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Yeah...whatever happened to that box?
heh heh...thanks!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# I'm going to have to start again.....
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# That's not it....
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Welcome to my...... House....
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# "and god... it SMELLS AWFUL too!"
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# No Iron Maiden fans then...right................o/
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# watched flight 666 last night
so have a headbanging click!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# \../. 0 .\../
METALLLLL!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# This
[= Is Awesome =]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I am unsure HOW one could make merchandise for this film, and yet, here it is....
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# paintbrush included?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Accesories sold seperately
Sorry.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# bah!
bloody capitalists!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry]

EDIT: Oh bollocks, one too many seals. Dammit.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
# HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# the seal on the bottom right
made my day
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
It bloody ruined mine. It snuck in there while I was 'shopping inattentatively, and rendered this pic a nonsense.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Delivered fresh
bit big for merchandise =)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Sorry, I know its just me but...
RIS?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# me too but
I really like that seal
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# 7 seal?
I dont know, but i am a thick.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# no its obviously the hills are alive with the sound of 7 seals...
going OWP OWP OWP OWP OWP

that's my guess... but then again it is Friday, and my bollocks are stuck to the chair...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# I thought it was the wicker man
we cant both be right....
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# ill give you that...
OHHH GOD NO NOT THE BEES!!!!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# This is so bad it gets a click from me!
Bad is good. Or something. I don't know, I'm only on my second espresso.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Crapness is our speciality!
*leaves rubbish business card*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] If only it was really in 3D...
Everything is better in 3D - FACT!


Click for bigger (38 kb)

(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Viewmaster was awesome
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# :D
Just imagine what 4D will be like!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# What, like spy kids I watched with my kids?
In 4D, that just pumped rank smells into the cinema? And that is the future. God no.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Okay fuck 4D, 5D should be good though.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# I wish
That life was in 3D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# As any physicist will tell you, the fourth dimention is time
Which means that technically, films with a nonlinear narrative (especially Momento) or any film based around time-travel could be marketed as a "4D" film.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# ..
Yeah but 5D sounds cooler. 5D, fuck yeah!!!!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I like this!
Those were the days...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:40, archived)
# ..
Been looking for an excuse to shoehorn Viewmaster into a compo.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Seem familiar to you?
Hello B3ta peeps. I'm currently in Hong Kong and I saw this advert outside one of the stores in the IFC mall. The work looks startlingly like some of the work seen on here. Inspired by, or directly lifted?

small

And just the keep the Nazi's happy. This is a shot of my own of a bridge in Shenzhen.

_DSF2825
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Oh the Nazis love a shiny bridge...
...and a misplaced apostrophe......
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# I think Steve Madden did it
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# yes friends, b3ta is certainly better in the afternoons
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I never said that!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I suppose just not necessarily on compo days
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# I blame the interweb fairy - she's been a bit slow of late with her internet fairy dust. :D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Come to the dark side my friend.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Wood, wood or concrete?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Wood
All wood
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# In that case, wood, wood.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Edward?
I bet he would.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Ed Wood as long as he can wear angora
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got stuff to do today

but I couldn't stop myself
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Personally, I fucking love them.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Lets try again.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# oh dear.
For what you are about to receive, may the lord make you truely thankful.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Oh no you didnt........
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Quick, just edit the other and delete this =)
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# too late man
too late!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I see trouble ahead
Possibly with moonlight and laughter, I'm unsure.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# There's something very familiar about this
Can't quite put my finger on it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# watership downsyndrome
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
#

(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAKEKEKEKEKEKE
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
#
Reminds me of the 'Not The Nine O'Clock News' sketch: Watership Down: You've read the book, you've seen the film. Now try the pie!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Version I heard was
Watership Down: You've read the book, you've seen the film. Now eat the cast
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# I've seen this before...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# repost
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley Bindun?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Yes, I dunnit:

amongst others...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Hmmm meaty.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# buthcers?
street musicians with a lisp?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# * Logs back in
* Looks at the volume of new posts...

....
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Oh shit. One of these days I'll learn how to type or spell or something.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Something about buthcers
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Luke......


Ah well, maybe too subtle or just shit, but I get it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Use the FUCK

(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# But he already has a 4 in that box?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Ahh
he's heading downwards.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# not throat lozenges?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# No
Anal lozenges only
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
#

(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
# In the handy pump dispenser.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# "i dont think this is cooked right..."
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Hahahaahah nice!
I really like that fillum. Brad Pitt's not annoying in it.

EDIT: Well - not very annoying, anyway.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# It is a classic
arguably better than Fight Club. All of David Fincher's stuff is good
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# For me
he's always one on, one off.

Seven (great), The Game (meh), Fight Club (great), Panic Room (meh), Zodiac (great), Benjamin Button (no desire to see), Social Network (great)

(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# what about alien 3?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# the proper version of that was good
and yes I take the point about Panic Room, that was meh. I seem to be alone in quite liking Benjamin Button.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Just brilliant...
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Straaaaaiiin!!
Pitts classic "i need a shit" acting style.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
Seriously check it out, in this scene in the film he constantly looks like he thinks he might have followed through.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Probably deserves a spanging
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Oh my that's left me faint
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# i feel over blessed by b3ta today
this compo is superb!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Shcrodinger's box
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# it's ok - just don't look inside it
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Meant to post this months ago, but I forgot

Sorry you've all missed it now :(
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Buy babies
Or get older kids free?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Your guess is as good as mine
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# My guess is... 7
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:58, archived)
# 20% discount on gingers
:D
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Are they buying?
There are a couple of noisy brats on my formerly-quiet cul-de-sac that urgently require a new home.
Oh, and a couple of yampy dogs thrown in. £10 the lot.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Yampy dogs?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Yes. Yampy dogs. They go "WOOF!" roughly twice a second for 10 hours a day. Which becomes a tad wearing after a while.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Giant Flea Market
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# lol
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# yay for lampost signs
Ferret, found
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Good work that man/woman/other*!
*Delete as appropriate.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
#
man/woman/other
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:43, archived)
# An exuberant
Pfft to you!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# I find this picture very silly :)
(, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Shame on you, you macho shithead!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# they are known as gaffs
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah probably a bit obscure and subtle......
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# makes perfect sense to me.

i should watch this again sometime
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Ah ... back in the day when Russel Crowe just acted the arsehole in movies.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Sorry?
When did that stop? I was never informed.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)

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