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Colonel Mustard in the Ball Room with the Walther PPK
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:11,
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Superb!The first time an Austin Allegro made me laugh.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:21,
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Aren't you going to mention something about the wiring loom....
They didn't have one.They used gas and gravity. Bit like me on a Friday night.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:26,
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Ignore me, I'm getting more confused than usual..!!The early ones had a quadratic steering wheel, it didn't catch on
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:32,
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IIRC it caught on very well.It caught on your knee, your sleeve...
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:35,
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I caught you comment too late to reply the other night by the way...When you said you have trouble optimising with animation shop, did you mean your little face expresssion gifs?
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:43,
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All GIFsI make them tiny and lose colours, but they stll are massive unless i make them a blur.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:53,
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Difficult to say anything or offer advice without particular example
I don't have one to handIf they don't work, I junk them.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:39,
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Well gaz me a link to the next one you get stuck with, I'm intrigued
Shocking, trying to nick the chocolate before Christmas :D
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:47,
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Haha.. serves him right..!When I was 15 I ate four boxes of the Christmas chocolates, the big boxes of milk tray and black magic, that were put away in the wardrobe, borrowed money off my brother to buy them back, and ate the lot again, then got found out before I had time to replace them again...
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:56,
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My mum used to keep the same chocolate coins (for the tree) year after year.I only found this out after opening one to find green chocolate.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:59,
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You should give them away to trick or treaters on halow'een...!
Sounds like a brilliant planI can't imagine how you got caught.
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Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:58,
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Was bored so I made this - a bit hummus-lite though but hey!(
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:56,
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Hypnotic!I likey.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:01,
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This would have scared the shit out of people in 1895.(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:01,
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I think they had all watched the A-Team movie just before that one ;)
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:37,
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EEK! I thought your GIF was hurting the CPU on my new laptop, but each frame is 1/2 second -- WHEW! take this, just for scaring me:
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:23,
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no, i think just some southamerican boxerchick PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:32,
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reminds me of that scene in The Terminators
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:38,
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'The Terminators' ?Is this a sequel where Arnold marries the advanced morphing robot chick?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:40,
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hah!now don't bother me, i need to watch the rest of this -- www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DkqMjfqqPc
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:55,
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Jesus fucking christ!I think I had a seizure looking at that!
Excuse me whilst I change my underwear.
(Excuse me whilst I change my underwear.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:06,
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Ow nicely....love the smoke... do you mind if I nick it to use? I won't take offence at an F off if not..
Feel free, have fun :D
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:13,
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Thankyou...... Hate to be cheeky..! ;-)But I don't surpose by any chance that you have a version with 12 frames do you....
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:18,
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I'll try to make one give me a minute or so(
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:27,
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She gave you all of that valuable smoke, and you ran out to buy a WOO DUCK? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:02,
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haha :DStar Wars the Steam Punk Days
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:13,
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oh my that's pretty cool! :D
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:13,
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GoshThat's splendid!
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Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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Your left one's lower...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:42,
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They look so upper class high society....God's gift to ballroom notoriety...
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:46,
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it's pink**oops...I thought you said Flan.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:59,
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I'll just pop this up here.Work in progress...
Over 30 additions to previously posted.
(Over 30 additions to previously posted.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:50,
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On the 8th day Machine just got upset,
A problem Man had not forseen as yet...
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:23,
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Needs more hooversand dusters
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:25,
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Small feet... Sink.... etc.. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:37,
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Re: your sig...Is that "Santa, fucking £10"? e.g. him having a hand shandy with a tenner wrapped round it?
OR
Is that "Santa Fucking. £10"? e.g. him fucking an elf/Mrs. Claus/reindeer?
OR
Is it something more innocent?
if it's the latter I'm not interested, but want photos if it is any of the former.
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Is that "Santa Fucking. £10"? e.g. him fucking an elf/Mrs. Claus/reindeer?
OR
Is it something more innocent?
if it's the latter I'm not interested, but want photos if it is any of the former.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:49,
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Did you sit on his knee?Bless.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:03,
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You sat on your daughters knee? tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:14,
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Excellent Sundaeok you do the robots :)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:26,
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Hee hee;just trying ideas.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:27,
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F'inmatrixeseses
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:54,
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whoah! what's this fish doing in my acid trip?EDIT: Also, TinEye is amazing:
www.tineye.com/search/c5eaa99dd043fd0fcf1acc42c68e6898a1af5a39/?pluginver=firefox-1.1
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:56,
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That cat looks proper evil, like
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:00,
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thats just a wonky eye PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:03,
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I miss my brainfishI was 7 and wanted to see what happened if I poured coke into the tank.
Later that night I saw him flipping out in the tank and when I reached in to touch him he just froze up and floated to the top of the tank. I didn't put two and two together until a few weeks later.
Goodnight, Mussolini II.
(Later that night I saw him flipping out in the tank and when I reached in to touch him he just froze up and floated to the top of the tank. I didn't put two and two together until a few weeks later.
Goodnight, Mussolini II.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:04,
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You have the touch of death?Must make sex awkward.... or really good if your a necrophiliac.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:06,
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It's always good to be a jack of all trades on b3ta :) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:52,
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They are all wild at heart
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:17,
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Oooh nice :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:40,
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Operation S.A.N.T.A.
"A crudely forged I.D. Now that you know our plans, any attempt to escape the Secret Arctic Network Terrorist Alliance will be as futile as your elf disguise, Mr Bond."
ahhhh ha ha nice! Santa is just a fucking pimp
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:56,
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That's how Goatse happened. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:53,
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dammit, now i'm going to be hearing whiter shade of pale all day!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:30,
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pfff!it's not going at all. i only get online for an hour or two a day now, when i can get on my mum's laptop without my brother hiding it in his room like a big kid
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:43,
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Oh dear, have you got plans for a second hand one in the pipe line or anything?
hopefully, yesmy mate's got one there, but he's always so busy, getting it to mine will take a while
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:47,
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Yay... hope it's sooner rather than later.....I lost my conection for a month and it killed me....
How you coping
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:51,
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How you coping
been knitting like a fiendthe new space invaders blanket should be finished my next friday
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:52,
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oo, no!it's a present!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:00,
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even i'm not that bad!time to go, gotta wash my hair before i go out.
'bye!
('bye!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:07,
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Apparently...Procol Harum's A Whiter Shade of Pale is the most played song in public places in the past 75 years
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:34,
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Is this another one of those facts that I thought only I knew, but in fact it's that well known that they talk of it in the Amazon?(, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
you don't sayno, seriously, please don't mention that ever :)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:57,
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David Cameron is a liar.Every time I hear him speak, it feels like a tramp has just vomited in my face.
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:08,
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^ thisYou know what, I am longing for Gordon brown!
This "government" is the biggest mistake we as the public have made...
The conservatives have done their usual "I'm all right jack" ladder pulling and the lib dems have just rolled over, stuck their arse in the air for a little bit of "power" grrrrrrrrs.
(This "government" is the biggest mistake we as the public have made...
The conservatives have done their usual "I'm all right jack" ladder pulling and the lib dems have just rolled over, stuck their arse in the air for a little bit of "power" grrrrrrrrs.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:16,
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Gordon Brown was a cunt
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:35,
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He was a caretaker prime-ministerBut out of the two I'd rather have him back! He probably would have been ousted by now anyway... Thing is Milliband is a none entity.. Looks like our downs Dr. Who!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:41,
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miliband is a cunt toothere is nobody to vote for
( Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:55,
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Whatever happened to that monster raving loony bloke?He is my only real memory of early childhood elections...
awaits the "elections erections" post.
(awaits the "
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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screaming lord sutchthink he's dead
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:31,
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Oh bloodey hell smash....I have you in the death pool and you keep popping back up! ;-)
Hows you?
(Hows you?
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:34,
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not bad, not badlooking forward to a damn good drunkening tonight
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:53,
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yeah he died bro Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:42,
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The party is now headed by a cat
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:48,
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i hope this is true Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:54,
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the beginnings of tyranny Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:54,
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A mistake we didn't actually make.Remember the Conservatives didn't have enough for a mandate.
This government was elected by Nick Clegg, in return for a
referendum on electoral reform no-one wanted, at the expense
of everything else.
(This government was elected by Nick Clegg, in return for a
referendum on electoral reform no-one wanted, at the expense
of everything else.
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:23,
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^ this.I did write a long winded response but my wifi ballsed up so I'm leaving it as a "yes, you're correct"
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:34,
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All politicians are liars, some just lie to suit your interests.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:24,
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Why would my interests need a suit? Are they going somewhere nice? tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:44,
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I am forever having to defend my interests in court!Who'd have known a hamster knew how to contact the police.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:54,
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:57,
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I guess the point I am makingis that it takes a certain kind of person to want to rule a nation. That kind of person is usually the type to talk over people, manipulate people and generally just look out for number one.
The worst part is that this kind of personality is exactly the best kind of personality to run a nation. If they are emotionally attached to their nation then looking out for number one means looking out for your country.
The wrong people are inspiring your leaders.
(The worst part is that this kind of personality is exactly the best kind of personality to run a nation. If they are emotionally attached to their nation then looking out for number one means looking out for your country.
The wrong people are inspiring your leaders.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 16:00,
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The Judas cradle is now thought to be a fictional inventionI think choke pears are a bit dubious too. Your point still stands though.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:21,
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They had them in the Museum of Torture in Amsterdam, along with the flour bags that would weigh them down.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:55,
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A lot of things like that were mocked up for sideshows in the 19th and early 20th centuriesActual medieval torture, while admittedly brutal, tended to be of the straighforward, poker-up-the-arse variety
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:21,
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Protestant or Catholic?Answer Mr Cameron, or we give your pear another turn.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:08,
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Yeah that's right Cameron, give the racists more ammo... tosser. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:13,
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are those implements giving anyone else the horn? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:21,
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Well put it this way.Even I would say no to all of those. XD
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:56,
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don't blame meit's been a while
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 15:59,
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Schit on my knee and tell me what you want for Chrischmas
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:43,
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Sting, Debbie Reynolds and God. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:48,
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All I want for christmas is jews mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:49,
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All I want for Christmas is January 1st.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:54,
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I hate Xmas......Not because it's so commercial, or that everyone goes mental and eats/drinks too much.
But because my birthday is the 4th of January.
I don't think I've ever had 2 separate presents or cards in my life, my cheap arse friends and family always say "merry Xmas and happy birthday" on the same card.... My personal favorite is "well it's the end of December so we'll get you something in the new year" that never happens!
Humbug! Rant rant! Rant!
(But because my birthday is the 4th of January.
I don't think I've ever had 2 separate presents or cards in my life, my cheap arse friends and family always say "merry Xmas and happy birthday" on the same card.... My personal favorite is "well it's the end of December so we'll get you something in the new year" that never happens!
Humbug! Rant rant! Rant!
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:01,
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Cucking Funts!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:05,
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Yeah....Now I will post my pay pal address for sympathy money.... Please make deposits before the 27th so it can reach my real account......
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:18,
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I was just going to send you a card with 2 x £1 coins sellotaped inside./grandparentsblog
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:20,
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Yeah, my card would say "one for Xmas one for your birthday"BUT MY BROTHER AND SISTER WOULD GET THE SAME AMMOUNT!!!
AND THEN THE SAME ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!!!
AAARRRGGGHHHH!
I think it's time for my festive sob, Santa hat, whisky and tears time.
(AND THEN THE SAME ON THEIR BIRTHDAY!!!!
AAARRRGGGHHHH!
I think it's time for my festive sob, Santa hat, whisky and tears time.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:35,
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Make sure you have a wank whilst crying.It's mandatory.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:37,
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Will do...There's nothing quite like it for maximum shame and depression.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:42,
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So the three wise men apaoched Jesus in his manger...And as they said in unison....
"Here's your gold,frankinsence and mure..... and that's for your birthday and your Christmas put together..."
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:15,
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"Here's your gold,frankinsence and mure..... and that's for your birthday and your Christmas put together..."
Tight arsed royal twunts.As a child it crushed my soul.... I think that's why I fit in here so well.
There is no such thing as Satan, it was just Jesus loosing it after years of "that's your birthday AND your Xmas present"
(There is no such thing as Satan, it was just Jesus loosing it after years of "that's your birthday AND your Xmas present"
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:21,
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Internet man hugs.... I don't celebrate at all, don't even send a single cardA mate of mine has two lads, one 2 days before Christmas the other 1 day, but they go out of their way to give them both seperate birthday parties and presents and make it a big special day seperate from christmas...
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:31,
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I'm not an Xmas person.My daughters birthday is November 14th but I always make that the BIG time of the year, not the time some bloke may or may not have been born 2011 years ago so let's eat ourselves to death. She still gets gifts and stuff but knows the big stuff comes on her birthday.
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:38,
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I'm lucky that I don't have kids, meant in the sence that I don't have to celebrate for them, which I would if I did have.So I was able just to tell everyone years ago, "Look I don't like Christmas and birthdays and don't want to celebrate, so plaese don't buy me any presents or cards as I don't want them, and I'm not buying you anything either" and everyone just went "ow OK then" end of matter and absolutely no stress....!!
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:45,
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I would have been quite happy spending Christmas alone this year.But I have been forced into going to my cousins. I might feign illness. Hey, I've done it before!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:58,
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Hahaha.....Seriously, just be honest and say no, when I did what I did and told everyone, everyone was just "OK if that's what you want to do" and when I tell new people I meet, some ask why but don't object, most people just say "I don't blame you.!" "A lot of fuss and nonsense about nothing"
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:06,
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Yeah, I just hate the narrow mindedness of people thinking I am a miserable cunt. When I'm not.My ex wanted me to go to her family dinner. They can't understand why I don't want to.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:13,
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Hahaha... Christmas with the Ex FTW...!!I also get irate about the fact, if I'm not well liked enough to be invited over in June or remembered in May or phoned in September.... they can stick it up their arse on Christmas and New year..!!
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:28,
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My problem is the forced "happy time"Where every pub is stupidly full, all the shelves are filled with shit no one really wants and the world and his wife are in the shops all pushing and shoving.....
I'm stuck with family this year, last time I tried to feign illness my mam and dad showed up and insisted on taking me back to theirs... 4 days hiding in a bedroom with 4 fuzzy terrestrial channels and no wifi! This was only a few years ago, channel five and free view where there it's just the antiquitated tv and coat hanger arial that let it all down.
(I'm stuck with family this year, last time I tried to feign illness my mam and dad showed up and insisted on taking me back to theirs... 4 days hiding in a bedroom with 4 fuzzy terrestrial channels and no wifi! This was only a few years ago, channel five and free view where there it's just the antiquitated tv and coat hanger arial that let it all down.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:12,
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Hahaha FUCK!I am lucky, my parents live abroad! (But they have wifi!)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:15,
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Oh I fixed that this year....Got my mam an iPad and phoned virgin for a proper router... (they still had the set top box as their modem)
So not only did I guarantee wifi but I also made sure there was a thing to use for interweb browsing.
(So not only did I guarantee wifi but I also made sure there was a thing to use for interweb browsing.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:22,
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I just hate the falsness and pretension....Also the waste of money buying people presents that no one actually wants or likes.
I do buy people presents, but not for Christmas or birthdays, I buy people presents when I see something by chance and think so and so will like that, and I give it to them the next time I see them... so it's not because I'm mean....
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 14:24,
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I do buy people presents, but not for Christmas or birthdays, I buy people presents when I see something by chance and think so and so will like that, and I give it to them the next time I see them... so it's not because I'm mean....
even Bond villans can't wait for their presents
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:05,
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arf!edit: how rude of me, happy candles sir
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Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:55,
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|b3ta-|
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| TTO |
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:57,
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Happy b3taday you omentous twisterand SPANG!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:05,
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Happy B3taday, Omey!
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:23,
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HaCandles
Ning
Board sayings
Xmas
Etc.
(Ning
Board sayings
Xmas
Etc.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:51,
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I love the smile
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:52,
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Happy Candle Day, sir!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:53,
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hahaha superb!also lol at your sig - even santa can't avoid the rising cost of living
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:51,
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10 quid to watch Santa fucking?Seems a win-win for Santa
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:56,
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But Ten Pound notesaren't that absorbent... it'd be messy.
And, thinking about it, possibly Treasonous... A Right Royal Bukkake.
(And, thinking about it, possibly Treasonous... A Right Royal Bukkake.
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:40,
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AwesomeShame they stop when one penguin falls though
edit: Oh I see, only a bit of that is yours. I take back my awesome and replace it with a "meh, s'ok, have a click anyway"
(edit: Oh I see, only a bit of that is yours. I take back my awesome and replace it with a "meh, s'ok, have a click anyway"
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:55,
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Yay, a new take on an old classic..... can't believe how many replies that got...and felt strange to see Valin in there too...
speaking of which.. time for work now... a boooo
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arrangedletters,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:30,
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hooray for old bandwagons :D
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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say 99% againI dare you, I double dare you
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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Advent calendar day 17
Today's meme is the catastrophic convergence of Sheen and AntiSheen
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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I dont know what half of these memes areguess im not quite the grizzled board veteran
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:52,
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Way before his Winning/Tiger blood stuffSheen was a bit of a gayshift meme, along with his arch-enemy AntiSheen
I think, anyway, sometimes it's hard to interpret what gayshift are on about
(I think, anyway, sometimes it's hard to interpret what gayshift are on about
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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I find not trying to interpret it and just going with it helps a bit Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:56,
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I seem to remember lots of brain hurting gifswith the sheen \ anti-sheen image
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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I've probably left it a bit late for reposts
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:16,
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It also had something to do with Costanza mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:26,
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I remember Paula she was a fun meme!
edit: yes that's Browncow with her!
her name was Paula as i know it..
her pics were found on a site called tuds
her pics were later removed from the tuds site!
not sure if it was our fault HA!
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 12:10,
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her pics were found on a site called tuds
her pics were later removed from the tuds site!
not sure if it was our fault HA!
well seeing as wobbly is back......
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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spangs!!!i can now hear Shirley Bassey in the background belting out "Pounddd Strettttccherrrrrr"
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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So, is twister a very christmassy thing to do?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:27,
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on a mission....from God!
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:44,
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it should have animated quicker but I don't care the source is pure gold
I say old chap you appear to be on fire, happy candles day
(I say old chap you appear to be on fire, happy candles day
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:58,
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Thank you kindly Sir4 years of using the internet properly - cdc's acheap bot and knob gags
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:01,
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happy b3taday from me too
(
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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^ CANDLES!Happy 7 years, 11 months and 30 days.
CAKE
(CAKE
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:04,
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Cheers... I enjoy this place... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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Welcome back Fairy Frou-Frou McFlouncy Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:00,
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My Etch-a-Sketch is broke. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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Bugger, mail me a picture and I'll do it for you and send it back so you can post it...No one needs to know...
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:27,
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He's on the wagonDon't tempt him back to his addiction ffs
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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I just remembered tonightThat the most complex thing I ever did on an Etch-a-Sketch was in fact a CDC. True fact.
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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HOORRAYYYYYY!!glees :D
welcome back wobbly.....get your etch a sketch out and do us a xmasy VAG
(welcome back wobbly.....get your etch a sketch out and do us a xmasy VAG
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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Yay to this.... I think he's lieing when he says it's broke......I think he should get his finger out and do us one.....
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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Do you give recovering alcoholics wine for Xmas? Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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yes! and lardy folk ferrero rochers
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:53,
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Lardy Folk?I thought their 4th album was awful
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:56,
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indeedand wobbly wasn't an alcoholic...he was a one pint a day man
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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I have a distinct lack of B3taday pics/gifs.Must remedy that.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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I 'v just looked and I have 6, but 3 of those were individual to people...They seem not to be as popular as they used to be, I remember the board used to be alight with gifs at one time...
I must make some more.....
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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I must make some more.....
b3taday & the return of WB!
I think its JJs b3taday too, but he doest come on here unless he's spreading the yiff
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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Happy anniversary of signing up for a website, TTO mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 11:28,
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Thank you. :)The Disney Princesses are really quite violent at heart. They have been repressed for so long.
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:12,
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Some of these things belong together, some of these things are kind of the same,but one of these things is doing it's own thing.
Now it's time to play our game.
It's time to play our game.
Da-da-da-da, dadadada
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 8:47,
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Now it's time to play our game.
It's time to play our game.
Da-da-da-da, dadadada
Same to you, I'v managed to nearly completely avoid it so far...!
I wonder how long we could have a nativity in front of the house with Mary squatting and straining above the mangerbefore someone showed up to tell us why we can't.
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:45,
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I'll do it if you send me the dolls.Or if I ever find them for less than five bucks at a thrift store.
If I were truly dedicated I know that I could do plywood cutouts in spectacular coloury glory, but I am quite lazy.
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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If I were truly dedicated I know that I could do plywood cutouts in spectacular coloury glory, but I am quite lazy.
This is how saturday night begins
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 7:37,
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It is the sad look on the elf's face that makes this picClicky
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:49,
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i think everyone can agree this was the best thread of 2011yr welcome
(
d d,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:29,
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It is a classic, I think only Bald Monkey could have done better....
He is the best artist on b3ta, so the complement to you is genuineI personaly think you're better, but didn't want to make myself unpopular by by going against the majorities choice of Bald Monkey
(,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 9:46,
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i do like your drawingsits like someone gave charles bronson (the nutter, not the film star) a computer to draw with
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 17 Dec 2011, 10:47,
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