b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 40179 (Older | Newer)

# As it's quiet...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# they modelled them on the shape of a champagne glass.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Brought to you by the people that brought you the tit, the hooter and the gazonga*.
* sold separately
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:14, archived)
# later refined into the side boob
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# The side boob was only invented much, much later by those belgian swindlers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Then the Americans came out with their version -- 'Golden Bozos'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Really?
Golden bozos?

Sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# What a fucking lie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:39, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)
# No apologies for politics.

Click for 400+ more thingies.

I've checked with Americans just to see if this year's crop of Republicans isn't actually as mad as frogs with sombreros (which is the impression that they all give). Apparently they really are. Who lets these muppets out in public?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:21, archived)
# I did see that
not only hard for regular voters to identify with a man placing $10,000 bets, but also a bit harsh in this age of cutbacks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# What was the bet on?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Conclusive Proof that Sarah Palin owns a brain.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# does it have to be human?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Does it have to be own?
She may be a collector.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:04, archived)
# does it have to be a brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Does she have to be human?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Does it have to be sarah palin?
If not, I think I have the proof you need
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Something about reforming health care, I believe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I expect it's some kind of care in the community plan
you know let the Republicans out of the Asylum with some tablets to fend for themselves and immediately they stand for office.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:35, archived)
# "There there dear
I'm sure the Liberals aren't out to get you really. No, I don't think Obama is hiding under your bed, you just tuck yourself in now. Good boy."
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Winston Churchill
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# FUCK MY MIND IS STRONG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_RITC5bH4M
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Well, it makes more sense than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Going to have to take your word for it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Oh yes the original is batfuck weirdness to the nth degree - top experts have sent it to Moggy for translation
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Oh, it will start making sense Real Soon Now then.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)
# That's the first video I've seen on youtube
where the CC subtitles have actually got the words right.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
# A Sunday thing


(continue y/n?)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:12, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# k
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# I clicked the Y and nothing happened
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:24, archived)
# you need more
LLEJ
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# IDDQD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:52, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# PHOAR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I once had a lab assistant fired for having a whiteboard without a CDC on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:47, archived)
# It's what they were made for!
and Boiling Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Indeed. I would offer you a job at one of my labs, if I hadn't blown them all up this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Some of the best inventions have come out of labs that subsequently exploded
The Fly, TNT, Room-Temperature Boiling Piss (not conclusive), and Jam
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# All quite delicious things
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Heston Blumenthal is working on putting the ingredients together
for his Christmas Special
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Why would someone want to cure dick AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
# It was a purely theoretical scientific experiment.
We do the Science™, and leave the questioning of the morality of the inventions to people more equipped for that. Like you.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# This experiment was an abomination. Burn it down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# We will turn our efforts into creating MEGA DICK AIDS out of regular dick AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:11, archived)
# How about you focus your efforts on making regular dick AIDS cheap and freely available to starving African children first?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I can see where this is coming from, but meh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Took me a minute to spot the kitten.
I blame boobs.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# As a rule, I only hire assistants who can distract me with their boobs (m/f)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# i have a heart on
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Oh, well played
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:29, archived)
# x
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)
# WRONG ANSWER
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Rudolph in an Escherian Hell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:21, archived)
# ouch ouch ouch ouch...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:39, archived)
# Gravity's a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:53, archived)
# hahahaha
owened
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:33, archived)
# These FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK threads are the best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:57, archived)
# What happens on the background pic?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:27, archived)
# It reminds me of:
b3ta.com/board/9552720
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:50, archived)
# stuff
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:58, archived)
# Oh, that happened to me once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Hammer time!
(ieatbananas, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Well it's probably all their fault for having meetings on the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:28, archived)
# *cues Benny Hill theme*
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:51, archived)
#


also im posting stuff on this tumblr now so if you got a tumblr and wanna reblog me thatd be nice i wont put anything there i dont put here but it would help me a lot Thank
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:51, archived)
# nice ___ microwave
sorry i meant great job microwave but i forgot the format.
I wouldnt be here but i was resurrected by riverghost, he needs me alive to make his jokes work.
edit 2: i like the skyrim iconguy very iron top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Can I have that sentence again please?
I don't know if I'm too tired but I read that 5 times and just couldn't make sense of it.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:57, archived)
#
this is how i type you gotta figure it out for yourself nobody is going to tell you everything in life make your own way
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:58, archived)
# On the upside I love the picture....
So you may live....
Is there a link to donations for you? I feel like I have to buy you some commas and full stops. Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 3:01, archived)
# he s a cockroach he can t hit the capitals or the punctuation you have to figure it out for yourself like he said
en.wikisource.org/wiki/Archy_and_mehitabel/the_coming_of_archy
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:55, archived)
# GJM
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 3:23, archived)
# I looked,I liked,I followed. Good stuff!:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:21, archived)
# You've missed a great opportunity to name your tumblr greatjobmicrowave
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:30, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Fake! Fake!
No sign of a Minox camera (look it up).
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:36, archived)
# No you look it up
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:39, archived)
# i did
it's in bonds right hand trouser pocket
(1.618..., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:47, archived)
# I fucking love right hand trouser pockets!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:59, archived)
# In my head that image makes this noise
'Arrrripe arrripe'
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Q is a Christmas wizard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:45, archived)
# The original Q was.
The new Q has a lot to look up to.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:04, archived)
# I didn't know there was a new Q
I watched casino royale then tuned out, I thought it was completely lacking humor of any kind....
A bond movie isn't the same without cheesie humor.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:37, archived)
#
www.mi6-hq.com/sections/articles/bond_23_nov25_ben_whishaw_is_q.php3?s=bond23&id=03016
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Skyfall?
seriously - for a Bond film?
Totally insane.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Maybe Rupert Murdock rolls encryption keys for sky and it finally gets hacked!
I am just going to wait for Craig to leave and for another reboot...

I think they got rid of Brosnon too soon..... His movies had just the right levels of cheese,action,sex,innuendo and cheese.... I know I said cheese twice but he was on par with Moore for cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Even John Cleese struggled to cope with Desmond Llewelyn...
The old Q was bloody good, and is missed. :(
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 4:14, archived)
# way out man
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:52, archived)
# awesome face
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:36, archived)
# somebody post something funny dambit!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)
# justmakeitstopLOL
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:18, archived)
# it's botox-girl, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:42, archived)
# giryiffe
go away, bad man!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:00, archived)
# What time does The Lion King start?!
HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
# I treid
I failde. :(
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:35, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:49, archived)
# These are the windmills of my mind
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:55, archived)
# oooer.
(Testicles just for you, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# arf!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I have no idea where I was going with this, It just kind of got out of hand.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I am quite pleased with this turn of events
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# It started with giant cat chasing tiny dog...
Then I just couldn't stop adding things to it....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Looks good to me
maybe you should add a few more things though
(bluemilk4me, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)
# Nothing to see here. ...Everything is completely normal.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Hahaha
PUT ZEM IN ZE OVEN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 5:33, archived)
# I like how some go one way, and some the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
# the backwards ones fell on the floor as she was putting them in the oven.
now they are coated in cat hair
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# some are ancient indian symbols
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:42, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:03, archived)
# She has her uses...
(twattybanjo, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# 'cos we've got no snow round here yet...
... have a mudman instead.


(Just getting to grips with Cinema 4D)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Best of all the Flash Gordon villains.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:41, archived)
# I'd forgotten them.
Shame time didn't do the same thing.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# :D.....................................................................sorry
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# fudge-dipped swirl cone, mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:06, archived)
# melts in your mouth :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:15, archived)
# And in your hand :D
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:42, archived)
# ...and out your arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Then in your hand once more.
For those inclined, I guess.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
# o__o you had to go there.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# Mucho lollery
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# I so want one of these! :D
haha tremendous!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Squeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:26, archived)
# i wish I scrolled down earlier!
SQUEEE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
# What do they taste of, stuffed?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# yes, they taste exactly like stuffed
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Awesome.
Are they for sale in Sainsburys?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Yay!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] "No... I'm pretty certain that M said for me to report to 007 regarding a snow job!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Hahaha

Also: it's raining lens flares, hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# The After Effects one is far better you'd think by now they would have come up with a better
animation codex than gif everything that moves added data to the overall size!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# If it moved and didn't add size, it'd have to be invisable..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I always use animated JPEG
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Best of all the formats :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Well, at least the most mediocre of all the formats
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
# You should totally invent this format
Like a flip book several jpegs showing in order so that it animates - Brought to you by Mediocre.inc
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:48, archived)
# let the inventor invent
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Mpeg is animated jpeg isn't it?
It started off as mjpeg then they lost the j....

As far as I can recall it was "motion joint pictures expert group"....

I'm sure someone will wiki and prove me wrong, but I remember reading about it when they where developing the mpeg format.... This was of course well before divx was even born.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:51, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# :)
He'll be completely hard after a while of that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:23, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Happy candles to you Sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Cheers Jahled
four happy years of using computers properly :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Yay.... you're on the snow ball tonight...!
Some may not have heard this before....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=juwuXNFoJVc
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:37, archived)
# wahey
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Why is it always snowing in your pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Odd Job Nativity
(skodaboy, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Well I think if this doesn't win, I'll get Jaws to eat his hat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Ah, but Oddjob will kick Jaws' arse.
Face facts, if Oddjob doesn't flinch from the gold bullion bar that Bond badly-actingly lobbed at him, you think someone with metal implants for teefs will make him run away?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I thought it was going to be box of beef burgers or a book....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:43, archived)
# ace
pssssst.....it's Francisco
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Not just for world domination plots


Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# haha not to my knowledge, very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# haha clicks
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:43, archived)
# That's very pretty :)
I haven't put my tree up this year because I'm being a miserable bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# put it up but do it ironically, you can then laugh inwardly when other people get pleasure from it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I shall hang it upside-down from the ceiling
as an Anti-Joy.
Also, other people? I don't know them...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)
# I'm not putting mine up because I can't be fucking arsed!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:53, archived)
# join the club
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
# I put mine up early
as I have two kids under four and if I didn't they would make me a miserable bastard. :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Sell your kids to Madonna.
Win win.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# I have put some christmas lights up in the hallway.
If I get really festive I might switch them on.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:02, archived)
# The only festive thing I'll be doing is getting shit faced for breakfast on Christmas day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:04, archived)
# That's just a Christmas festive thing?
Damn. I need more religions.
In other news, sing along xmas video on /links.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:17, archived)
# I'v not either, because I don't have one....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:34, archived)
# also nwiot...
...but i don't know what Yoda is or Zippy but i see their lovechild looking something like this

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:00, archived)
# EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Haha.. when zipper is closed, speak I cannot...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:36, archived)
# I'm sure I've posted this before
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:29, archived)
# mmm nummy nums
rp thread - my cantelope

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Actualy I haven't posted it before.
That was just the setup for the gag image...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# ohhh sorry hehe, i'm a bit dim
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:35, archived)
# It's gonna blow!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:04, archived)
# haha
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:37, archived)
# I miss these on the weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# 
                                                                                 
|                      |   |                      |   |                      |   
|    Hey, look at that |   |       Where'd it go? |   |  Must be one of them |
|       /  punctuation |   |             \        |   |  "comma chameleons"  |
|    O           O     |   |    O           O     |   |    O   /       O     | 
|   /#\         /#\    |   |   /#\         /#\    |   |   /#\         /#\    |   
|   / \         / \    |   |   / \         / \    |   |   / \         / \    |   
|                      |   |                      |   |                      |
| xxxxxxxx,xxxxxxxxxxx |   | xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |   | xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |  
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:49, archived)
# . <------------> .
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 3:28, archived)
# . did you know ghosts are gay?
.are they?

. yeah they put the willies up each other
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Ha ha, brill.
Out of a cracker?
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:32, archived)
# They must be some fucking awesome crackers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Yeah, Me Nan makes the crackers in our house
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# hmmm no not sure, heard it a long time ago, always a winner :D
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:33, archived)
# what a fucking disaster, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:50, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)
# i sincerely apologize
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Oh, you're here!
www.b3ta.com/links/Mutated_Monty_meets_PedroHin
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
# fuck!
...i'm inspired :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I'm going to face swap them...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:38, archived)
# I don't...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] turkey mr bond


Click for bigger (66 kb)
(grotpig, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Then Bond picked up the knife,
said "Shall I carve?", then quickly turned around, threw it and took out the guy at the back. Then the exciting music started.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:49, archived)
# wow thats awsome
i think you should direct the next bond movie
(grotpig, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
# I don't know why. Xmas and stuff. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Well I like that...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Cheers man
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# he comes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:03, archived)
# ...but only once a year :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:26, archived)
# That's
gonna give me nightmares. I can hear him saying 'Naughty or nice, naughty or nice' in a cracked, echoey manner
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Hogfather with added tentacles!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:47, archived)
# The Quo posing for a publicity photo



Link to the source
www.b3tards.com/u/48b503a9d8bb8fc5d324/enhanced-buzz-11972-1323796130-92.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Meanwhile
Phwoar !
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:28, archived)
# This reminds me
Took the kids to see snow white in panto last night and they didn't have real dwarfs they used kids. bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# well, DUH!
None of the original Munchkins are alive anymore.
sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
# DUH the munhkins were the wizard of Oz
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:08, archived)
# same thing :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# old pea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Ron Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha, that is so wrong, it's right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
# The stuff of nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 19:57, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds