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# You have fallen, but is it okay?
but is it okay?


There's bigger versions on my blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:43, archived)
# there's going to be a killin'!
yup! a killin'!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Sexeh ladies :)
If I'd fallen I think I'd prefer not to see the threat
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Maybe "threat" is how
SBF's overbearing mother used to refer to a lady's nunu when talking to the young and impressionable SBF. One just never knows.

So he's right - you definitely can't see the threat... this isn't an 18-rated piece of content.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:13, archived)
# In fact that may be true
As the two Blue Man Group rejects above look like a right couple of scary cunts. :-)


I do love this series, Mr Brainfield.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Thanks. The two blue men
are in fact Phil and Paul Hartnoll out of Orbital, round the back of the mixing desk in the dance tent at Glastonbury. They have discovered you putting 'The Talons of Weng Chiang' next to 'Horror at Fang Rock' in their Dr Who video collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Oh well... I deserve it then.
Especially as my brain is now singing "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung... a kicking may be the only cure for that. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:34, archived)
# ah I see, now thinking I'd like to see their 'threats'
so long as they're nice, neat and tidy :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Nice!! ^^
www.b3ta.com/board/10724257

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# yeah!! XD

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, archived)
# ^^

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Why did she just destroy the Diet building?
Poor japanese politic-men :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# if they are too stupid to find bribes they deserve to be poor
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Because they are STUPID!!
Japan got a lot of damage by the earthquake.
despite, they have thinking that the high tax to collect from poor weak human beings.
They do not observe the human rights of victims of crime. Intends to abolish the death penalty.
She revolt about it! :(

japanese politic-men?
NO!! It is how our poor!!
Down with Japanese politicians!!
Down with Japanese politicians!!
Down with Japanese politicians!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# eerily similar to the Cirencester parish council situation
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# Really!? I want know about it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# .
www.thisiscirencester.co.uk
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# seen the video of them laughing while some of the victims have been complaining about how useless they are.
it's almost like they think people will meekly know their place even after all the crap.

I'm pretty certain that if a riot season starts wanting their heads the politicians "benefactors" won't waste their time looking after them.

straws. camel's backs. only so many.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Yay
Mingworm
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Haha - lovely stuff
Ladycocks!

I do love this series.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:54, archived)
# I was thinking more Tarantino than that.
You fall, then you wake up to find yourself lying on a sun-bed beside a large swimming pool with two women standing over you. When they step back, you see the local crime boss, played by Adam Sandler, sitting in the sun lounger opposite. He delivers a 20 minute monologue before the women superglue your hands to your penis and push you in the swimming pool.

Clearly it's work in progress. Wasp Box will be doing the rewrites before Tarantino gets his hands on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Yes!
I'm very glad these are back
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Oh noes!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:11, archived)
# I like these
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
numerous clicks....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] How many do you need? this is basically my job, lol







*edit repossts*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Are those.... reposts?
They look very familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] So I'll just post my massively anal effort here.

Shit, this is unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# shit they are
I'll edit my main post, ta.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# You should do some new ones and post them instead.
I noticed there's some corkers in your post history. I sproffled tea at Spanner Montana.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# thank you.
Cant really put more up, these are old ones that have been stolen by numerous sites, keeping all my new ones for just me until they then get stolen...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] did someone say reposts?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
# mmmm
salty heroin
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# the mc donalds one
is the best. great work
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
It's time - once again - to choose the QOTW...

My First Experience of the Web: We remember when this was all fields and dial-up modems. Tell us about how you (oh-ho!) "came" to love the internets

Cutting it fine: Almost missed a flight? Narrowly averted a poop disaster? A combination of the two? What kind of stuff have you made by the skin of your teeth?

Best friends: Tell us about your best friends. Be nice. Be funny. But tell us about the sordid debauchery

Getting away from it all: Is there somewhere you go? Something you do? How do you mentally (or physically) escape the soul-crushing boredom of your worthless everyday lives?






VOTE NOW CLOSED. If you vote now, your vote will not be counted and people will come round your house and call you a pecker through your letterbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# i voted getting away from it all
because it had no votes, i hope thats ok with you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# This is so weird. Best Friends is perhaps the best subject ever for QOTW, and people would prefer to talk about fucking modems.
It figures, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# nobody here has any friends :((((
and i'm fairly sure everyone's first experience of the internet will be porn-related :'(((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Exactly my point.
Because they'd all rather talk about modems.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Voting is gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO RUIN MY LIFE
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)
#
Should /Offtopic have a mod?


(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# whats the difference between /offtopic and /talk?
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# Since it was suggested last week,
I've been trying, and failing, to see how the early internet, or first experiences thereof, could sustain any stories at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(grotpig, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# nice
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# My mate went to university in Edinborough, and said the high street of where he lived was
kebab shop, nasty fried chicken, McDonalds, kebab shop, Burger King, chippy, British Heart Foundation, kebab shop, nasty fried chicken ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# scotlandland is the world leader in frying anything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# followed by Kentucky
Edit: 8 years, wow! Thank you b3ta for all the laughs!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Happy Candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
#
"we're ABEL to find the CAiNE for you!"

*feels disgusted*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Spang
Top spang
(gijoel, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 5:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely stuff

if you're a dentist
(I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:17, archived)
# BROWN BELCH WATER
with sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# should be the other way around..
(spiderboy, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Roy Walker moment there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
# MUFFY!
Sexytiems
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Or would that be YI-
*dragged off stage*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# no, because that's not the name of the character
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
I'll just dump this here...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo.

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Milfy?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Sick Filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# nooooo :C
not miffy
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# my childhood memories
Very good but you have taken away all the purity and simplicity out of Dick Bruna's genius creation. Mind you, he was probably thinking that when he created her, the Dutch perv...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# it always freaked me out that miffy has no mouth
it looked as if someone stitched her mouth and that X isnt her nose
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# later...
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# wow she looks so innocent and like she isn't enjoying it any bit
definitely rape :C

:X (miffy emoticon)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
# all kinds of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# haha, that's just weird :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:38, archived)
# it's time for.. HOT CHICK WITH A SWORD


There's been an absence of hot chicks with swords recently.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
# COT HICK WITH SORD

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# I guess he had to split

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# He lost his head
LOLOLOLOLOL
(i do love that laughing GIF, by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# some people may think that I use it too much, and for the very weakest of jokes
and they'd be right.

For that is his purpose :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
# I'd make an image for nearly every response, and dig them out for a cheeky pea when needed
but i find the b3tards image selector thingy not very user friendly. Perhaps i should start hosting my own pics?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
# b3ta.cr3ation is great, but I don't think it's taking new users
I just have all my images almost sorted into order by type and style on the hd, and I have most of a list of where they are stored on the internet.

if you have big fat juicy hosting though it's a better idea to host it yourself, bear in mind though, that if you do a popular image things can go poop, I did one that used my hosting bandwidth for a month in half a day and then the hosting went poop, and it wasn't even that funny an image.

youtube version of animgif
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
# A bit derivative, but there's a sword!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Do you have any pictures of Bourbons?
I only ask because they're my favourite biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Surprisingly no. I'll put it on the list. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:30, archived)
# Why yes
A glass of Bourbon
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:21, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# swordy sword!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Class.
You should animate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03, archived)
# Bit hard to animate in paint :)
ashly I want something from these guys

Actually had the money in the past to get that too, should have bought it. :/ poop.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Baby chicken in a spanging pan
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:55, archived)
# the recipe is spicy chuckspang
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] its a local shop for local people nothing here for you


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(grotpig, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# I called the local shop the other day. I said, hello, is that the local shop?
He said, it depends where you live.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, archived)
# *hands Acme rimshot*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# *rims Acme handshot*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# *shoots Acme handrim*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:58, archived)
# Mmmm ... local ...
Best use of the word "our" ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Mlocal?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Sand Fisher
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Nice image.
They don't make great soldiers though. You only have to make a weird hooting noise and he'll run off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:48, archived)
# But then they would be back. In larger numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Aye
thankyew!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Damn you, my tuber-based mindpiss nemesis
8pm at the Mixer tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Probably...
Dunno where the mixer is
Dunno when the gig starts.

Ive not done my research. I shall investigate...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, archived)
# Righto
The Good Mixer is about a minute's walk from the venue and I'll be meeting a largish number of Walsall people there - come along, it'll be bostin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Bosters aah kid.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
# They'll be back
and in greater numbers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Badum
tisch!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Hook, line and sinker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# but they'd come back in larger numbers
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# argh massive piss spillage on aisle 2
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# YES
Mindpiss cubed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# They will be back and calculate large numbers - Carol Vordersandman
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Maiden with the mindpiss saving throw!
Mindpiss averted!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Mindpiss sponge: ACTIVATE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:04, archived)
# they will return, counting mechanical diggers
(slight variation due to passing it on)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# But won't they come back in single file
to conceal their (larger) numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Awesome stuff
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] no peeking at the file name!


hate the taste of it myself!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
How can you hate the taste of boiling piss?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# well, thats what it tastes like i think! gives you wings? gives you cronic indigestion instead!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Y'know, like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# too orange
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:28, archived)
# *Holds phone up in the air*
Nope still can't get a signal
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:34, archived)
# ^ this x millions
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
# "the brown signal"
it can be messy not to receive it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:40, archived)
# The future is...
Well, it will be at around 11am. How very prescient of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, archived)
# i'm not sure how i feel about the font
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:07, archived)
# If it was too brown
you wouldn't be able to read it
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't think he really needs those glasses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
# Hang on......
I think I see what he did there.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Really like that, 10 points to the house of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# She loves teh rock


'Ning..... First one of these I've done for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:46, archived)
# ?
edit - oh, was it porn?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:48, archived)
# I think maybe it could be interpreted as porn,
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Years ago I used to photoshop similar stuff - baguettes, hot dogs etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Wasnt there something in Loaded magazine that used to do that every month?
Or am i getting confused with the pornalikes they used to do?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# I think it was the pornalikes
they used eclairs and things to censor any stray penises in the image
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Can you still get loaded magazine these days?
Been ages since i relied on newsagents to satisfy my boob cravings.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# I think so
I've got a chum who works for FHM so I know that one's still a going concern but I don't tend to buy breast-related literature these days...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# Would
take her to the candy shop
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:41, archived)
[challenge entry] braw!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)
# ice cream wars, serious business
edit: wasn't there some hoohaa in regard to mcdonalds in scotland, where they took umbridge at some restaurant calling itself mcdonalds and they wanted to suesue them and the head of the mcdonald clan gave them the opportunity to shut the fuck up or not be able to trade in Scotlandland

or was it all bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:43, archived)
# yup twice, the one you're on about was over a century old McDonalds family shop...
the other was called McMunchies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:52, archived)
# yay for historical rite sticking the finger up at corporate twats
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:54, archived)
#


Click for bigger (149 kb)
(SpiteClassic, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:27, archived)
# pfft!
singing to his duckie, i'm sure he had no clue how fast.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:57, archived)
# rubber ducky you're the one who makes my bathtime brum!...brum!.brum!


welcome to b3ta you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, SpiteClassic.
Nice opening gambit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:30, archived)
# sorry...
... I didn't reply sooner, but I was on the toilet. Hello and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:08, archived)
# this stop was brought to you by the numbers '6' and '0'
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Are Audi having a Laugh?
Ning b3ta and nong; William Shatner, Samantha Robson and Marcel Marceau.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:05, archived)
# and not forgeting Reese Witherspoon...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:05, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:58, archived)
# mmmm Reese Witherspoon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha - Very Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 5:10, archived)
# Ooh, he looks like a young Jeremy Clarkson
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:19, archived)
# Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:31, archived)
# Happy Khaaaaaaandles, Bill!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a beginning of the day pea...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 6:50, archived)
[challenge entry] if we're peaing....
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:18, archived)
# This demands...
respect. :P
(beerMatt, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:49, archived)
# Drugged and declawed. That's no way to treat a luchador.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] trademarks violating trademarks


Lucky for Superman, the Flash is the fastest man alive.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 6:19, archived)

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