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[challenge entry] this compo is gonna be one long repostathon
so i'm getting all of mine out of the way in one go and in no particular order:




















there may be more...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:56, archived)
# if they are reposts, the polite thing to do is post them as a reply
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10725107
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# Yet you care enough to grace every remark with a reply
Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:04, archived)
# Who actually...
gives a flying fuck?

What is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 4:39, archived)
[challenge entry] ok well as long as this is a pea thread, have this tenuous pea
i should add that i rarely understand the compo

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# i'm pretty sure this was my first ever repost in a new thread, so knock yourselves out :)
and is there a free trial version of adobe photoshop elephants 7 available? ( love the pic :D )
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:19, archived)
# i believe it's freeware now because not enough people bought it
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Quality pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:41, archived)
# You pearoasting beauty. I hadn't seen some of these.
Great stuff.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# ALL OVA DA KAPAHT
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:10, archived)
# hahaha
perfect expression!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:11, archived)
# *WINCES*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# What's the matter, huh?
CIA got you breaking too many penises?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha. The kids face!!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)
# RDLI
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Too soon?

Also, woo to the picture up there
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:13, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# *chokes*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# That ain't no chicken leg, bro.
edit:

I now have the urge to go to kfc

let's see

£3 worth of chicken and potato for £6 with hair in it.

I now no longer have the urge to go to kfc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Mmm nice on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well put this here
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# think I need glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I can never see those magic eye things because I'm short sighted :(
www.magiceyes.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:27, archived)
# CAUGHT ME! :-(
Gah! Not been suckered for ages.

I hope on your next exploration a really big pooh floats round the bend and wipes itself on your favourite boots. Y'cad.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# That's a site for sore eyes! THANK YOU!
*does lap around the room, collecting high fives on the way*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# I can't see the pun in that one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Neither can I... probably need glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:24, archived)
# That was SPECtacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# it took real vision
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Eye think so.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Takes a lot of optic nerve.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Few puns on b3ta have been cornea
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# COWWWELLLLLLL!!!!


With apologies to Ninj for nicking his idea - www.b3ta.com/board/10724793
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
# hahahah brilliant sirrah!
How are the kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Ahahha
proper lols here - thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# this is the most excellentest thing today
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry]

...with image challenges
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Then don't enter them.
Edit: MINDPISS
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:12, archived)
# I heard the image challenges weren't too keen on you either
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# the called him a cunt a few days ago
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh yeah, I can repost:
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# I'm not really fed up with them
just didn't want to bore you all with what I am fed up with
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Sexual Harassment - Pan-da!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Looking at it now and it looks like it's being fingered
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)
# I should probably continue with this... make a neat little series...

...and I could post it every morning, with some really bad puns thrown in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# and take suggestions around midday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yeah! And if anyone even slightly disagrees with me
I could post a picture of a zombie panda nun crying with 'NEVER FORGIVE' tattooed on his forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# can the nun have sexual relations with hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:09, archived)
# And a teddy bear dressed as Indiana Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
# then vector it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# I could have guest stars!
Let's see... whose birthday is it tomorrow... Akira Kurosawa!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:20, archived)
# With tits
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Indeed! Just wouldn't be b3ta otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] is e 'avin an eee?!


courtesy of Q4 :)
i will try & make something else
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] New logo same old problem...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Pepsi and Coke had a war, yet the events in Northern Ireland were called The Troubles.
Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
# And for those of you interested,
Potatoshop CS6 beta has been released. 7-day free trial.

labs.adobe.com/technologies/photoshopcs6/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:26, archived)
# it was a pub argument that got out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
# that's why it was called Pepsi in the first place
it was sold as a cure for dyspepsia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Lego of my Knickers! Superb sniffing action sir

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# This is a b3ta classic!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# haha, cheers
my sons didn't know who, or what the hell I was making
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# This is
a very special thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Why thank you
thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
# wonderful!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# ahahahaha
I've never seen this, genuine laffing with my real-life mouth..
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 27 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Limited Edition cotton wrapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# excellent sniffing action
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Hope it's not passed
it's 'use by date'...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# Very nice...have some wooblies

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha!!
he looks really satisfied :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:59, archived)
# haha
ace sniffage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I think this is my favourite so far
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:27, archived)
[challenge entry] would you like special sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Bgawk!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I think the khicken is the protagonist in this instance....
Look at it doing all the work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# well he is a colonel
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# You've created a dilemma in my head
about how exactly 'khicken' should be pronounced...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] orrible
mod edit - looks like your image host have auto naughty stepped you. Saves us a job. No scat, please re-read the FAQ
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# No one knows where the line is on b3ta
but you just crossed it nippledick
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# That's Mister Nippledick to you.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# or Mrs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Dicknipples are the way to go
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# cocktits?
that image appears to have dissapeared from the net.

this is probably a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Yay, scat porn on the board
That's exactly what it's been missing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:36, archived)
# right, that`s a lol, which means a click
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# fuck off retard
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# *takes it to DEFCON 1*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# piss off, you little shit
Scat's a bannable offence (or should be)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Depends what kind, surely...
dl.dropbox.com/u/57135349/Songs%20In%20The%20Key%20of%20Z%20Vol%202/01%20Lift%20Ev%27ry%20Voice%20and%20Sing%20%5B%23%5D.mp3

(Totally SFW or anywhere, btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Imageshack to the rescue.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# awww be nice
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# just kidding-....
FUCK OFF CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I do not like,
I do not like,
I do not like this McMike! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Said the cat in the hat
To the twat with this shite!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:08, archived)
# what kind of cunt replies to his own posts?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Where's your humour?
I know it's sick but don't have a heart attack
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Stop wanking off for a moment and read the FAQ
if it can be mistaken for porn don't post it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Yeah?
Thats fair enough
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I don't know what's happened
but I think it was naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
# damn I'm late again to the cunt the twat in the fuck party
have this anyway
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Oi cunt. Wheres the image?
Was it that shit?
Your molester called, he asid same time next week oh and Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.


(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:43, archived)
# T'was images from T'woo grills and one Twunt
Eating some Ice cream scene
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Ahh i see
Swallows chocolate ice cream sharpish. Am i the only one who's not seen 2g1c?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# I too have never seen it. who wanks over shite?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:31, archived)
# Oh dear
please could you take your scat elsewhere?
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Sorry
I won't post shit like that anymore
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:21, archived)
# You best not
Or my finest rentboys will give you aids.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:20, archived)
# ...Ooops!
(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Real Photo Sunday is Shit
Give it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Walked up Primrose Hill the other day....
Thought of this:


Click for bigger (242 kb)
(Crapscallion, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Haha, quite!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# LEW
IS
HAM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:12, archived)
# In The Shivy.
Street Knife.
It's A Shard Life.
Never Gonna Shiv You Up.
Shank You For The Music.
Wouldn't It Be Slice?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I see you have the latest Ministry of Wound compilation
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:32, archived)
[challenge entry] it all goes straight to your
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# A cheeky snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] and something to wash it down with
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Tasty beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Cool refreshing pants
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Mmm
sticky
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# ^this :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Has anyone posted anything new yet in this compo?
Everytime I've popped by today I've seen reposts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
# probably not
/has become extremely lazy

I looked in my /b3ta directory of my website today, there's over 2000 files in there
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# My 'Premier Inn, Premier Out' was made fresh this morn'
And then the other 100 we pearoasts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# 0_o
*boke*

Is very good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Clever!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# "An arse a day, helps you..."
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:00, archived)
# Hahaha
so that's where the other end got to

www.metro.co.uk/weird/627906-face-of-jesus-found-in-a-kit-kat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
# what I don't understand is why does everyone think they see Jesus?
it's not like there's any photographic records of his face to compare it against
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Who else would it be?
Sir Clive Sinclair?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)
# mmmmm comestible rorschach..
looks like Mickey Rourke from here :))
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:07, archived)
# I love mars barse, me
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:32, archived)
# The Strongest There Is.

Inspiration: 'Strontium Dog' by Jonathan Edwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# nice pic
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# Blessings on your House, Odinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Susan Boyle and Hulk's love child?
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# Hah, I was thinking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Number Four Cartridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# this needs to be a graphic novel.
or a short comic, what ever is easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
# this is how I've always pictured him
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Cool as der cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Ask about his Happy Stick
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:25, archived)
# 'Don't give me no lip, child...'
Cool style, like the Bolan hairdo :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Ohh I like that very much
Very stylish
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Really nice work!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# \o/ ..tousled!
m lovin' it
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 19:15, archived)
# hulkartse!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# I like subway
I just don't go round shouting "You wot mate?" when I order a sub.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Chav.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# It's an american brand
how is it even remotely chavvy?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)
# because it is the haunt of chavs
like MaccyD's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# I must be lucky.
I never see any Chavs in there where I go. Or maybe I don't know what one looks like anymore. I think they may have evolved infiltration disguises.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# the last time i went into a McD's was in 2010
and that wasn't out of choice, i was on a long journey up north and hand't had anything to eat, and the driver said let all goto mcd's, and it was the only eatery on a industrial area just on the way out of bradford. it gave me constipation the following day.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Beef block.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# America gave us Chavvy Chase, and the Chavrolet. Both "classic" "brands", both shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# every hick town in america has got a subway
A lot of them have only got a subway.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Once. Never again.
Blech!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Blech, fuckin' hate Subway.
I don't know if it's confirmed, but apparently they're not selling McDonald's to under-18s anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Well done
you have been suckered in by social media bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Thought it seemed a bit fishy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
#
Much like their quarter-pounder with cheese...
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:18, archived)
# Only been to Subway twice.
The sandwich technician has, on both occasions in two different branches, scratched his armpit with his plastic-gloved hand while he was assembling my demoralising luncheon.
Still ate it, though. Just still moaning about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Isn't Subway the sort of place where you can order whatever you want in your sandwich?
So presumably the chavviness is just proportional to whatever it is you ask them for?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:24, archived)
# Well, you order the option you want (like a list of pre-selected pizza toppings)
Then they ask you if you want a few specific items that you thought were included in the price, then they charge you twice what it said on the board you first made your choice from.
And then you pay up but go somewhere else next time.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# I've been there once or twice
I think I had like a ham salad baguette or something, it was pretty cheap and that's about it

I guess I must be a chav :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I had a steak sandwich in Subway in Cardiff when I was very pissed
yacked it up the next day behind a wheely bin. Never again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The average quality of the films available to rent is complete
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# :D
(beerMatt, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Ooh a new one!
Although the thought of Subway flips my stomach :(
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:40, archived)
# they are just fucking SANDWI CHES!
what kind of cunt pays for a sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:03, archived)
# The kind of cunt that didn't have time to make them that morning because he was hungover?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:09, archived)
# silly cunt should've had a kebab the previous night just before retiring so that they weren't hungry in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# This cunt did, which is why he wasn't hungry this morning
but he did get peckish around lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
# oh.
still. sandwiches- pah!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)
# bindunbefore I'm sure, but...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# Nutjob!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Bindun before?
There are usually 3 Alan Sugar Walnut Heads before 10am on a weekday, do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# ahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] this is not the app you are looking for
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# I like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Ah, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Corrr
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:21, archived)
# looks a bit Canadian.
what's that all aboot?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# it's a myth that they say aboot
It's more like abaowt
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# It.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# now that's some freaky shit right there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# SUSAN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I beamed a beam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# hahahahaha incredible stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Where no man has "gone" before?
Very good, scary but good.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:07, archived)
# End of an era?
(SillyMoo, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# I bet she is too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Didn't know GAME sold knockoffs
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:56, archived)
# How much?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:42, archived)
# Partex?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:50, archived)
# partex thistle?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# You can only buy the cuddly toy
as part of a bundle.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I don't think the carboots let them in anymore.
(EricTViking, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# uh-oh
the gang is here
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# best...b&...evar
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Freebase got no range, man.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Heroes!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# shit i didn't realist it was 3 in the morning
i better be getting to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# so fucking urban
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)

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