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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:46,
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these aren't the hemorrhoids you're looking for.LOLOLOLOLOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:49,
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[insert overdone meme gif]all because the lady loves FLANtray!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:52,
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b3ta hosting is a bit slow on the thumbnail creation over the last couple of weeks :(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:50,
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has b3ta hosting ever worked properly?
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:51,
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oh, right, :P PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 23:06,
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now there's a tongue twister.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:59,
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*burns embassy*
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:10,
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laugh at meat once, shame on smeelaugh at meat twice, i can haz bredded?
(
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:22,
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Could be Leon Pancheta (Panetta)?
(
joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:44,
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That scene was excellent. The entire audience raised about three inches out of their seats.
(
Captain Howdy,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:58,
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it only gave me a semi
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:08,
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halp, i is undecided (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:21,
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How about it, Jack? Would you like a shot at the title?
(
Captain Howdy,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:37,
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SUGAR RAY LEONARD VS LEONARD (From Awakenings, as played by Robert De Niro)imjussayin
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:38,
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this cunt won't shut up - it's ok he's a mogwai
why does he look like gary busey?
- i don't know..maybe we should crucify it?
k
(why does he look like gary busey?
- i don't know..maybe we should crucify it?
k
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:37,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Haunted House"){kind=small}
Don't be scared, he only wants his purse/handbag/manbag (delete as appropriate) back
Why is everyone calling it a purse?It's a handbag.
(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:08,
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Oh, hush,Lady Bracknell.
Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs
(Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:09,
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European carryall
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:12,
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it's clearly a manbag, full of menwear (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:17,
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can't a fella carry his lotions around without lookin like a faggot?jeeeeeeeeeeeezus
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:52,
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I have been in America too long. I think it is time to return home!
(,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:57,
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Whyis the girl second from right trying to undo the jeans of the the girl in front of her?
( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:17,
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no fuck after midnight (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:40,
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Well that's a relief as my front bottom is worn out with your insatiable demands
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:53,
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i never touched your bottoms, they were like that when i got there (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:03,
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I never got that.I imagine mogwais have SOME water in their bodies, as do all mammalian creatures, so why aren't they going batshit crazy and asexually reproducing all the time?
I look into this sort of thing way too much.
(I look into this sort of thing way too much.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:46,
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At what time after midnight did it become safe to feed them again?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:06,
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After Eight 
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:07,
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Plus, it's always midnight somewhere in the world.And why would an animal give a shit about a man-made construct such as hours and minutes?
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:12,
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PfffftI bet he's got Slut Smurf in there with him.
I always picture her in a massive blue gangbang brought on by her provocative way of dressing.
(I always picture her in a massive blue gangbang brought on by her provocative way of dressing.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:07,
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that flinch says she'll hit him for disobeying
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 18:04,
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The thought of commitment has him terrified.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 18:11,
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he is a real man, then Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 18:30,
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it seems i'm a man, too/fuck you, commitment blog
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 18:48,
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fuck it, i'm off for a drunkening Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 18:56,
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no i'm not, i do sexes really good Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 18:47,
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this is the noo fuck
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:12,
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friend/director kill himself, splits from wife and loses testicles all in a few weekspoor lil fella
(,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:13,
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apparently on the set of Days of Thunder he fisted twenty seven timesimjussayin
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:19,
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BLODFIST - NO ME JESUS (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:48,
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HUNT A CUNTFUCK: Juice for the Javierls 2 - No Dice, No Lice (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:19,
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suave fuck (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:01,
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WouldShiny shiny hair, and it looks like she's got a mighty low cut top too.
I'd carry her purse nudge nudge wink wink
(I'd carry her purse nudge nudge wink wink
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:29,
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she does have nice hairimjussayin
could do with a trim though
(could do with a trim though
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:34,
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Yeah I got heaps of chicks after me..........they're all going "Barry Barry give me back my purse!"
www.jhonta.com/test/trent.php
(www.jhonta.com/test/trent.php
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:44,
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Elliot's face in that one screencap is really fucking odd.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:12,
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Hah! That took a moment Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:13,
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Looks sort of like a startled sheep. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 17:53,
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I thought it was Ainsley Harriotttesting his "special sauce" for a moment.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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all kinds of fuck (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 19:15,
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As it's quiet... Have some filth.
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 14:59,
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Hahaha, here lies a moral lesson.That reminds me I've run out of fanny soap.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:04,
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The tablet is hardly blank. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 17:00,
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Oh, I totally agree... I totally agree...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:54,
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im not fackin' readin all that! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:09,
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=) Dung Funnel. I will use this in conversation today./factual
( addickted has attained freedom,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:54,
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'Dung Funnel' is the new 'Blurter'. Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 16:03,
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Hahaha a sensitively told parable of moral fortitude. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 16:10,
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Ha! Ha!Oh, bravo, taters, bravo...
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:24,
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Almost stepped on this old chap last night -- thinking it was a leaf
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:29,
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I say!I hope you didn't make him late for his Frog Ball...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:37,
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I believe he was just kicked out of the gentlemen's club for getting into a brawl.When I went back out 10 minutes later to get something from the car, he was still out there, beating the crap out of a turtle with his cane.
EDIT: sadly, I did not have my camera with me at that time
(EDIT: sadly, I did not have my camera with me at that time
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:43,
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i do not wish to learn the laws of intertia from a dog's 'junk'ALSO: can you tell that the frog is unimpressed by the toothy dog's antics?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:45,
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Hahaha Mr Curly Cock Frogis jealous of Mr Bull Terrier's straight penis
(
hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:53,
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poppycock!ermmm, 'puppycock', rather LOLOL
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:58,
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Had a girlfriend like that once. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 16:12,
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I was going to say...The intertia is a nice touch. But I'd have to get my coat.
(,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:21,
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Dapper Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 14:22,
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Strike down the bally plebs, I say.Toodle-pip.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 14:57,
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heathen scum!!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:13,
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Hallo my baby, hallo my darling, hallo my ragtime gal...
(
Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me.,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:03,
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I doned a new pickchur as a tribute to a favourite watering hole of mine
Its The Bavarian Beerhouse by Old Street tube, if any London peeps want to check it oot.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 10:41,
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*converts poly objects to single* taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:02,
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this girl has everything anyone could want.
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:01,
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boobs, beer and bangersis there anything else?
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:40,
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wurst, whoppers and wheat beer taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:53,
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Sausages, spheres & steins! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:30,
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Knockwurst, Krombacher & Knockers PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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some excellent ones here!You guys are quite the lyrical masterminds
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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Grinders, Grog, Gash & Golden Bozos*ups the ante with 4 things*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 13:59,
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There three boobs in the new Total Recall[Actors Name], [Actors Name], [Actors Name]!!!!
I am too lazy to research this joke.
(I am too lazy to research this joke.
gaijintendo Regular Member,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 15:50,
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i quite like that placebut the food is horrible. on a trip back from germany - baden wuerttemberg rather than bavaria, but you can find plenty of places that serve bavarian food - i made the mistake of ordering schnitzel at the old street bavarian beerhouse while my friend made the mistake of ordering schweinshaxe.
yuck. great beer, pretty barmaids, horrible food.
edit: also, nice picture :)
(yuck. great beer, pretty barmaids, horrible food.
edit: also, nice picture :)
boris the spider,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:10,
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I likes the food there, but i have simple tastesI nearly always have the meatloaf or the wurstplatte (the dish on the pic here).
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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It might have been an off-day, or just the dishes to avoidI can't fault the beer or the service :) I still go back sometimes when I'm in London
( boris the spider,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:25,
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Its only a 10 min walk from where i live, so i'm quite the regular there :-) taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:26,
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When I'm in London these days I'm almost never around Old Streetbut I might make a point of going next time. I do quite like it :) I just won't order the schnitzel again.
( boris the spider,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:34,
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I'm writing all of this down
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:05,
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I quite fancy a sausage sandwich and a pint, now.Woo, also.
( Captain Howdy,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:38,
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Silly GermansPlate of shit is not foods
Lully pichur :)
(Lully pichur :)
hekim 66 ÉŹĘš ŹÉnā² uooW,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:49,
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das scheisse ist einen wunderbar! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:54,
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AH! Cheers.Coincidentally, that's what I just said.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 21:09,
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wow, they do all the poohs on a plate, even the old 70s white dog pooh!:D
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 13:23,
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Giant douche or turd sandwich?Nicely
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 14:24,
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A babe with boobs, beer, and bangers. \o/'
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 17:32,
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WooLovely spluff
Edit: That Bavarian Beerhouse looks top notch. Mouth watering at the thought of schnitzel.
(Edit: That Bavarian Beerhouse looks top notch. Mouth watering at the thought of schnitzel.
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 20:56,
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those sausages look tantalizingly real...*screen bump*
(
zog why change it now?,
Sun 23 Sep 2012, 9:50,
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lemme see your war face
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 9:25,
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HahahaYou don't scare me! Work on it!
I Lurves that film
(I Lurves that film
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 9:28,
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ok, i don't follow these things that closely, so help me out here.where have these pictures of people in some sort of old room, being a bit spazzy come from?
(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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i see.ta very much.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 9:55,
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Like roller coaster camera shots, but from a haunted house
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 12:06,
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helpful answer 8/10 PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 13:54,
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You must work in IT supportWhile your answer was technically correct, it was not helpful :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose thoughAND suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 10:39,
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AhahahahahahahahThats wondeful :D
( gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 22:15,
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*loves*'ningles
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 8:25,
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it's the greatest lighting in cinema history in one of the greatest setshard to go wrong :)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 8:33,
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brillyou doing the whole film?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 11:02,
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They're for 15 second pieces for Empire Uncut, if I get time I do the maximum 5 you're allowed, this is the 3rd I've done HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 13:26,
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Worf needs a shave, and what the fuck happened to Data?Also, these are very good.
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 14:26,
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Is this for a game?Shouldn't it say "Star Wars" at the top?
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 17:34,
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I fear I may be deploying this more than oncebefore the next challenge
and Ning!
(and Ning!
Chumps š,
Sat 22 Sep 2012, 6:22,
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