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[challenge entry] Wan flu - Ratchud
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Hands up who thinks that Nurse Ratched is actually quite sexy?
True story is, I first read One flew over the cuckoos nest when I was in a mental hospital (It was in their library) it freaked me out and I tried to escape..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I'd recommend a public library
They keep the doors open, so escape attempts are quite safe and don't disrupt much.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Yep, I bounced right back off them as I tried to run out, who'd have thought they'd keep them locked at 2.am!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:04, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Yay! me too :-)
Thumbs up!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:04, archived)
# 78 years young - sexeh :D
www.imdb.com/name/nm0001221/
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:09, archived)
# Haha, Joan Collins looks good in the Snickers advert, and she's a year older!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:19, archived)
# It's amazing what you can do with botox and a wig.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:34, archived)
# I heard that Industrial Light & Magic did the post producton work
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Nah, just a bull clip to the back of the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:39, archived)
# The illusion is ruined..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:38, archived)
# have you seen the extended version?
Stephanie Beacham is in it too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:35, archived)
# No, I'v seen the stills from it,... wanders of to youtube...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:40, archived)
# She'd be very demanding.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I think she'd be very instructive and vocal in what she wanted...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:34, archived)
# She'd make you 'ave it.
Whatever it was.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:41, archived)
# o_O
boggling at "scrotal infusions"

sounds like a new kind of tea bagging
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Sounds like it'd make a bit of fishy tasting cuppa...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Speak for yourself!
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Thing is do I make it in the cup or the pot....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:32, archived)
# either way i bet you put the milk in after...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:50, archived)
# No
clotted cream first, THEN jam.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:17, archived)
# I googled 'scrotal modification' {:-(
tinyurl.com/8vjvcbl
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha!!
Bob looks so happy...

think i'd prefer tunnocks in an emergency tho ;D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:55, archived)
# I love that site,
'Kitten huffing' and Cat/toast physics left me hysterical with laughter when I first read them.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha taken a quick peak..
bookmarked for another nite, ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 23:51, archived)
#
Holy crap
(jibberish, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:29, archived)
# No way, can't face watching that film anymore
can't face watching that film anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I know how we all love the bloke....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:04, archived)
# david blaine? ;D
edit: haha duh! sorry just filenamed... thought it were BoRis
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Haha
I see he's about to electrocute himself for 72 hrs or something silly like that
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-19812217
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Flash git!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Pfft, stand there perfectly safely for three days? How much is he getting paid? I'll do it for half.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Does seem a very daft thing to do and very boring
Having a cafeter inserted ain't gonna be a barrel of laughs either :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Can we go and taunt him?
Get a crowd and stand outside chanting "Got a tube up yer winky, don'cher feel silly?" all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:42, archived)
# That's just taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:48, archived)
# & he might get a bag on
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Literally :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:57, archived)
# good grief... tedious stunt!
enjoyed watching Arcadia's lords of lightning a couple years back
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a bit more into politics than I let on, Red
Red
(daveycakes my life is a cartoon, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:48, archived)
# *squints*
Nope sorry, I can't quite make it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Blue stripe? I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
# argh blue screen!
/phone blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Must have a terribly small screen not to be able to hand a to scale picture of THE ENTIRE FUCKING OCEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# on htc desire landscape view blog.
and sorry I tried to make a joke there. I did bad.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:49, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger boat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:10, archived)
# Luckily I'm browsing on a cinema screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:50, archived)
# Whilst I have the eyes of a chameleon...*


*fact manufactured in a factory which also contains peanuts, lard and lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:05, archived)
# i sea what you did there..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:20, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger screen
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Needs to be bigger....
Does not yet fill both of my 24" screens...


I love the way it is posted just above a tiny 16x16 icon image
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Ha ha
I just put it across both and you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Alien Icon?


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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# Fuckin' A!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:44, archived)
# haha, cheers
I've just realised, he'll look like he's got a LONG tongue with that bracket thingy beside all icons?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:06, archived)
# Bonus!
I myself, only just realized there were brackets there in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:14, archived)
# You could always mirror it if you think it'll look wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:27, archived)
# that might be better actually,
he'll be going after your username, arghh! run!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# haha
I did try him heading that direction, but it didn't look right. But then again the bracket might look like some alien piss, or a little acid leak?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# best thing is to try it, I guess...
( Moon Girl Technologies fuck off MGT, Thu 4 Oct, 19:07)

kind of looks like he's munching a bratwurst
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:45, archived)
# aww yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:04, archived)
# STOP THE PRESSES, MASSIVE LEAP IN CAKE BASED PRODUCE!!
NON MARZIPAN BATTENBERG IN CHOCOLATE AND FUCKING LOVELY STRAWBERRY FLAVOURS!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# what sorcery is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:11, archived)
# delicious cakey saucery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:13, archived)
# for ages I've wanted to try
making a Battenberg in a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:27, archived)
# I saw that edit.
I wondered why you wanted to remake a Dutch village in a ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I googled it quickly to see how it was spelt before I posted it,
but it turned out they were both real things.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:32, archived)
# You can get ring shaped cake tins you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:05, archived)
# I know
but it also means making two, a pink one and a yellow one, and then cutting them up very precisely to fit one inside the other, and then get the marzipan wrapped around it somehow. I'd probably just have to make the top and bottom and edges separately. The inside would probably be the hardest.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Making seperate yellow and pink rings gives the bonus of having two battenrings when you're finished.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Unless you're meaning concentric rings, which would be a ballache.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Teacup and
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:30, archived)
# No marzipan?
The marzipan is the best bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:31, archived)
# you know you can just buy marzipan right
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Society frowns on chowing down on great chunks of unadulterated marzipan :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:38, archived)
# well somebody has to drive social progress and it may as well be you
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Fun fact
After making a giant battenberg, I ate a fist-sized block of leftover marzipan over the course of a month. It was fucking glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# *upvotes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:04, archived)
# Might give them a go, now that they've removed Satan's arse-scrapings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:45, archived)
# NON MARZIPAN BATTENBERG!!!!!
That's like a hot dog without the sausage? They should just call them Chequer cakes or summit?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:51, archived)
# It says mini "Batts" on the boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# no enberg?! dear god...
definitely missed out the best bit... sounds horrific :((
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:28, archived)
# nuke the website from orbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:11, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
# This is worth donating again - WANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:28, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:54, archived)
# has prince changed his name again?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:00, archived)
# oh! yes please :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Yay :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Fucking Pray
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:32, archived)
# And now this is in my head.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I like that !!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Pretty damn catchy, isn't it?
Yeah, a fella called Buffalax did loads of these, but he's not on Youtube anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:50, archived)
# I'd highly recommend the film Nagin (1976). A true laugh fest.
www.dailymotion.com/video/xnx9oi_nagin-1976-pt-1_shortfilms
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Just read a synopsis. Sounds absolutely wonderful :) I'll bookmark it for later on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:05, archived)
# We'll compare notes!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Might have to copy some of those.
Don't want to get a D in Obscure Indian Cinema again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:15, archived)
# I'm praying, I'M PRAYING!
Like fuck I am
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Fall to your knees nonbeliever!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:46, archived)
# haha
I would've loved that pic during Uni
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:04, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
There's always free cheddar in a mousetrap, baby
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Capt Beefheart jr
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:07, archived)
# trippy (but skippy)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:55, archived)
# nicely
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:56, archived)
# all we do each night :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I've gone from praying to begging each night
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:01, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:07, archived)
# That's good that is
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
# oh yes
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:16, archived)
# ohhhh, nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Aye take the Viagra, mate
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:32, archived)
# I keep thinking he's going to eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just drop this here
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:09, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:47, archived)
# HA!!
(SquidHead, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 20:57, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 9:50, archived)
# hahahaha
you mad cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
It's the small font at the end that did it for me.
(ed-z, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 10:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Hmm not sure what they are
I'll pop 'em both to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:53, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:41, archived)
# End of day doodle.

"black jeweled battle shorts" :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
# She's 45'ing that one
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:58, archived)
#
*win*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:07, archived)
# Had to run with "generic green alien".
Loads of online info about what the G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg DID, but f**k all in regards to their physical description.
I thought The Guide had more obsessive fanboys!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:13, archived)
#
They had hideously sleek warships, so I guess the aesthetic was sort of like Dark Elves... that's how I see 'em.

TV Series portrays them like this:


But, to be fair, it could be a squirrel with tits under all that space armour.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:21, archived)
# It's how I usually get away with it.
Though nowadays, it IS a human.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:42, archived)
# "I seem to be having the most tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle"
*wars*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Seems like a better ending to a classic episode
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Poor bastard! Thomas always getting fucked, Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:14, archived)
# He's getting so smetled!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Here you go, have James Bolam holding a vibrator.


He looks terrified.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
# Yeah he just went for a shit and that came out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:25, archived)
# classy
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:33, archived)
# THE FUCKS - Live from Mt Changis 2008
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Day On The Fuck. 5 stages of fuck. Fuck all day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:39, archived)
# ahhh FUCKFESTIVALE
i would have gone but i was fucked
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:45, archived)
# I have fucking pictures of people fucking.
It was an all out Fuckfest.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:47, archived)
# i saw some, i liked the free luge
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:49, archived)
# I still got some mud in me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:51, archived)
# i can't luge no more, not with this chode
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:19, archived)
# The Metal Years.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:39, archived)
# The Mental Years.
That or Blakes Seven.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:16, archived)
# suave gooch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:42, archived)
# That old fairy tale
(I helped save b3ta! GazChap, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# That made me chuckle quite a lot. *click*
And seeing "Chuckle" written down has just reminded me of the old BBC Micro game "Chuckie Egg".

That was the post that keeps on giving.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:42, archived)
# haha
clever. and deserves more responses
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 18:19, archived)
# They're all Turkey-Lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] They became firm friends...
...and lived happily ever after.

Canapés, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha! You loony.
:D

Is the diver Smug Bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:27, archived)
# You might be right...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# Ha! I knew it.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Wonderful!
Although the absence of a bridge leads me to believe this could be in some way faked.

EDIT Also I have to comment on the attention to detail on the shark's forearms. Bonus marks right there.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Genu-LOL
The shark chappie looks brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Ha Ha
likes lots
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:30, archived)
# Ha Ha...that's fucked up. :D
Take me to the bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:35, archived)
# Where IS that confounded bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:20, archived)
# haahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hull School Musical

Click for biggeh

*Possibly NSFW - Definitely NSFS (Not Safe For School)
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:49, archived)
# Possible NSFW in the last image if real?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# Good call. Edit made.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Has it?
still looks the same here...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Well that sucks.
people dead pictures. :(
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:02, archived)
# It's just make-up!
At least that's what I keep telling myself
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:22, archived)
# Yeah...no
Colour me unimpressed, but I'm sure we don't take kindly to images of butchered teens with their heads blown open.
Or maybe that's just me.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:26, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:34, archived)
# Yeah, you're not helping.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Probably not
But I do agree with your point though, dont mind jokes about it, rather not actually see it.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
# I hate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! undergroundmonkey Kernt, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The Brits escaped and were back home in time for tea and medals
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Merci
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
# Haw he haw he haw :)
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry]


?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:17, archived)
# ARghh .
That took me a while. Well done.
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Thanks.
Was toying with the idea of a few captions to spell it out a bit more directly, but couldn't really be fannied!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:28, archived)
# please do
Im RIS, but have not seen the film if that matters?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, archived)
# There's a vague de-RIS below the pic.
Which will be of no use whatsoever if you've not seen the film...

You should go and see the film, enriching your life doubly since a) it's a good film, and b) you will then get this post.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:31, archived)
# don't' change it at all.
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:01, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 2:41, archived)
# Very good...
"somebody's sticking a redhot poker up our ass and I wanna know whose name's on the handle"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:52, archived)
# I know its not but....
the guy on the floor looks like Reg Hollis, from the bill.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Reg Hollis. What a legend!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:05, archived)
# And a bit of this....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] No, I don't have a clubcard
(Len_in fill in something later, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Hello. Here's a shifty-looking, hula-dancing wolf-thing.

What should I draw next?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:59, archived)
# The IT Crowd ^^
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:03, archived)
# A woman vapourising herself for sexual gratification.
Not too much breast.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:07, archived)
#
The G'Gugvuntt and Vl'hurg battle fleets combining forces.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:08, archived)
#
I just really want to see a sexy Vl'hurg lady in her black jeweled battle shorts, if I'm being honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:14, archived)
# *researches*
.......ew.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Oh, alright then.
Leopard's tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:55, archived)
#
A man training his penis to fish for salmon, whilst being observed by confused brown bears wearing clown hats, by the side of a crystal clear mountain stream.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:11, archived)
# The bankers of the world burning in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:12, archived)
# The Mekon on a SpaceHopper.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:18, archived)
# MAH CHARACTER
www.b3tards.com/u/d03ec72263e23ed4c51e/stress11_copy.jpg


Or a mouse of some kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:22, archived)
# A pleasant veil over this hotbed of depravity and smut.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Draw Britannia gracefully handing back N I
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:38, archived)
# I see no potential for unfortunate consequences from that action.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:39, archived)
# Will there be b3ta magenta marches? =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Some sort of woman/animal hybrid thing, your choice of animal
just make sure it's oversexualised with tits and all that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:40, archived)
# The definiiiiiition of insaniti
Or Cyborg Ninja. You know you want to. Flipping around with his sado masochistic swagger.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Jimmy Saville with 14 year-old tits
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:53, archived)
# thank god this is back
(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:56, archived)
# your own inspiration?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:18, archived)
# Hilary at the BD clinic
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:19, archived)
# sexy dragon
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:46, archived)
# dragons
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Great scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Seams
and hairy. hairy like A FOX.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Back To The Teenwolf Future
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 2:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Paintoon
(CancerI Bringer Of Schtool, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:34, archived)

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