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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# BEST BANG SINCE THE BIG ONE
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Eccentrica Galumbits?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# he seems like a fun guy

(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# do i see an amethyst deceiver in there?
EDIT: no, i'm cofusing my 'shrooms
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:28, archived)
# I dont think so - its a man with a tray of large mushrooms with drop shadows
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:29, archived)
# How girolle
droll
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:29, archived)
# more-l of these please
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# why dont you stalk him so you can see more?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Oh you're a fun guy.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# get a shroom, you two
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# button it!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:41, archived)
# :)
Two mushrooms walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms."
First mushroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy.'"
Bartender says, "Clever homophonous wordplay aside, I said we don't serve mushrooms."
Second mushroom says, "But we're 'fun guys.'"
Bartender says, "'Fun guys?' That's not even a homophone."
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Hehe :)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Part of my abortive "busted punchline" series...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:56, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Happy Decacandles!
Did they make a special 10th anniversary icon just for little old you?

(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
# Holding hands while drinking Guinness is just WRONG!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# 10 candles !?!?
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
Happy B3taday
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:11, archived)
# You know - 'andles for tenks.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# You must be in the secret clique that the paranoid speak of for all those candles
Merry day of 10 candlenessmasses :D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
# you're a homophone
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:54, archived)
# No I'm knot.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Thassa spore attempt at humour


(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:36, archived)
# Mushroom puns are shiit...ake.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:02, archived)
# Mushroom puns!
Best type of punnage in my opinion.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:32, archived)
# One for the road, Ben?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Ben Fogle should have got up and bogled after having his psycho drink
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# yak yak yak !
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:48, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:50, archived)
# HAHAHA WTF??
10 candles!! Cheers rob :) Thanks cr3!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:51, archived)
# thank Cr3
my idea - his hard work
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# Ew!
"The Da Vinci Chode"
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# fitting
as that book is a pile of wank
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
# the text is nicely shopped
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# the mods must be awake
fastest FP ever
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# you should have 10 candles
but it might fuck up the board a bit displaying that
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# Aww poo, i missed my 10 year birthday by 23 days.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# 'kin ell
GIGA CANDLEAGE
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:27, archived)
# CANDLES!
candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles! candles!
candles! candles!
candles!
candles! candles! candles!
candles! candles!
: D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Blimey!
What are you feeding them?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:10, archived)
# I keep them hungry
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# On the search for food, eh?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:03, archived)
# yes, and they just missed my post
and they just missed my post by 24 mins . . .


(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:04, archived)
# Happy B3taday.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# happy b3taday!!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 16:15, archived)
# congratulations on your B3ta bathday Mof
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:14, archived)
# candles, candles, candles, candles, candles, candles,
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(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:52, archived)
# merry decandles, you old bugger!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Happy candles!!!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:32, archived)
# Merry Candleday
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Wow
a sea of candles! Congrats!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:47, archived)
# 10 fucking candles!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# cools SBF
cools
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Cor!
Very good.
:D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# hahahahahaha
GREAT!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:08, archived)
# i like this
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:13, archived)
# SUPERB!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:19, archived)
# Haha!
Artfully done!

Also: Candles!!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Excellent
Made me giggle like a loon.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha
IS gud ya!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Loud officelol
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Super.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:28, archived)
# I just called to say
I woo you
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:35, archived)
# oh yes!
clicketed
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:43, archived)
# Oh GOD yes!!
WOO sir! :)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:45, archived)
# Dire Straits Hitler
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:10, archived)
# money for nothing
and Herr Flicks for free
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:14, archived)
# XD/
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
# lolacaust
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Quality work :)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 23:29, archived)
#
lovely
(, Fri 22 Feb 2013, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] PHWOAR!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# yak yak yak!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I can only think of this, so sorry.


I know not really sexing things up, but some people like all that sort of thing.
Germans mostly.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quickie
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Would this be compoable?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# nice ballbars
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 8D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:17, archived)
# haha
he should be smoking a pipe
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Never mind the quality, feel the filesize!
feel the filesize!


(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
beezer!

have chips with it.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Eww! Chips with Ice cream!?
Mmm! actually . . .


(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# choc chips
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# That's not real chocolate
now stop shitting in my ice cream!


(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# bah!
one day hat, one day.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# There is no spoon.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Narna
:)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# I think she looks a bit like that woman off've Masterchef
that never smiles


(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Don't be daft
She looks nothing like her.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# men are from mars
women should suck penis

That would have fit better, but i think the lack of subtlety adds to your choice of words here
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# No book has such powers.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:53, archived)
# So they should
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I was gripped until the very end.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:40, archived)
# the penguin logo appears to have lost some of its feathers
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# Like a sad cat with no eyes.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Nice details!
I assume there is still a character called Snowball in it.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha
2 girls good - 1 cup Baaaad
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:57, archived)
# Some animals' are more equal than udders...
(, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] mais oui monsieur...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:31, archived)
# His thumb's gonna pop out of her ear.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Fake orgasms are lies and must be stopped...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:29, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# It's just moaning about nothing.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just leave this here
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:21, archived)
# A-ha! Knew I wouldn't be the only one lured in by a lurid colour.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
Willy Russell
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Can't see a picture.
Getting a hotlinking warning here.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Slipping standards.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
This sums up the couple of times I have done jury service.

11) Can I go out for a ciggy now.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Haha I would be the worst juror ever
very pleased I've been excused for life
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:05, archived)
# I'm 45 and never been asked to do it
while I'm sure it'd be boring, I do like a free biscuit & cup of tea
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# It's the only reason I donate blood.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:37, archived)
#
Ha aha hah a jury had to ask what the distinction is between inference and speculation in English law what total retards let's just get rid of juries entirely because they're so useless and give the powers of police, judge, jury and executioner in a single bloke in a blue helmet because that's what's best for us apparently.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:49, archived)
# isn't that basically what they want to do anyway?
:)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A la la la la long, a la la la la long long li long long long
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# Phwoarl McKenna
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# Hello, I'm a chicken
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# IT WORKS!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 14:22, archived)
# gonna make you sweat til you bleed
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:38, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] He thought he'd waited downstairs till she'd fallen asleep, but...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:29, archived)
# I'd sleep on the sofa if I were him
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:36, archived)
# That's probably what he thought he was doing
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# oof
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] wit and indeed woo.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# This is your Wife
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# something about fingering her pages...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# Running a finger down her spine...
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
# where there's book there's bras
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:12, archived)
# one thing we will learn from this challenge
is the deranged idea of what a b3tan thinks is "sexy" :)

woo btw
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Fitting 8 digits up your arse and pulling outwards?
If that isn't sexy I don't know what is.
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# i can only get 2 up there :(
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# :)
The follow up was "the two towers, one cup".
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# I'll cross it off the list :)
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Lord of the Rings sound a bit more dirty than Fellowship
(, Thu 21 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)

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