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Features essays on 'Tea For Two' and 'Yummy Yummy Yummy'
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 17:03,
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he's just a love machineand he won't work for nobody but ewe
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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He has two generously-sized appendagesThis is unjust!
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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Urgh thats given me flashbacks to the 70's hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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He seemed a kind of cannon loaded to the muzzle...
Captain Howdy,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:29,
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Haha, there was me rissing like a loon trying to work out the top part of the picture...Then i scrolled down!
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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it's gone!which is puzzling, yet nice :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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There was a woman sat infront of me on the bus the other day...Reading pornography on a kindle, I don't know if it was fifty shades or not...
Double standard as it would not be acceptable for me to be looking at the huns yellow pages on an i pad
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:39,
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Double standard as it would not be acceptable for me to be looking at the huns yellow pages on an i pad
You should have tapped her on the shoulder with your penis.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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To busy photoing every page on my phone so I could read it when I got home.....
The Hun's Yellow PagesThat's a new one for me; I googled.
I'll be back in a few minutes
(I'll be back in a few minutes
Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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I think this is going way over peoples headsbut you lose a point for not using Hurd Hatfield ;)
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 18:50,
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P...p...p...p...p...p...pecker
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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This isn't the Yiff-o-gram I ordered?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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AhahahaHe knows all the moves :)
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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Awaits Spanging!
DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:26,
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All my pans are currently employed in the kitchen.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:32,
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Bloody hell Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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PfftThis spanging is richly deserved...
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 17:01,
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hahaha....excellentcongrats on the FP.....knew it deserved it
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 17:44,
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aw shucksthanks :D
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 19:29,
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Yay! Search is back. Thanks for donatinggreat to be able to get it fixed.
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rob,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:02,
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YAY!!! *re-donates*
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:11,
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Woothe trolls will be delighted ;)
( hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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The power of cash compels you
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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That was quick!* Thanks, Rob! Rob! *May be an untruth.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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Hooray!*searches for CDC*
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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Who said romence was dead?NSFW
Mod: Keep porn off the board. Thanks.
MMODDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:42,
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see that arse? that's you, that is Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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Have you ever seen a 4 years olds drawing of a face...With big scrawls of red felt tip, going round and round for the lips and four giant streaks of black for the eye brows and a circle of red on each side for the cheeks?
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:49,
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ah, the "inflatable doll" look Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:52,
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Well that's you after your bestest ever attemp at putting makeup on that is...That's you all dressed up for a night out that is :-)
I'm already running off as I hit post! :-)
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:55,
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I'm already running off as I hit post! :-)
i'm not in a chasing mood todayi'm contemplating going to casualty
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:00,
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noi'm practically double up here with pains in my back, side and stomach and feel sick. could be ladypains, ut could be more serious. if it doesn't ease up soon, or if it gets worse, i may take myself off.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:04,
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Ouch :-(Could be loads of different thing with syptoms like that, take a pain killer and lie down. if it doesn't ease call nhs direct.
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:09,
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taken painkillers and lying down REALLY hurtsbeen like this since 10 a.m, with bouts of it easing off and then getting worse again.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:13,
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Deffintely call nhs direct....It is probebly either woman stuff, back related, or just a tummy ache, more than likley. if you can make it worste by changing possision a deliberately bring it on by adopting a certain possision it more than likely back.
But it may just possibley be heart related. give them a call
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:20,
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But it may just possibley be heart related. give them a call
it seems to be easing off a bit nowhere's hoping it buggers off. think i'll have a little rest, just to be on the safe side.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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Wind, definitely wind.Go and have a trump; it usually works for me.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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ladypains, more likelybut worse than any i've ever felt before
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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Cocktus Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:06,
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---now that's a prick----but i didn't need the zoom tool--thanks!---
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 21:24,
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is that your wife.....or have you sexed yourself up for the compo ?
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Elvis impersonator,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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is this Joe Scaramanga's Spanish counterpart?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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Spotted by my mate Peetafter he done a big wee. His caption, my putting-text-on-his-picture-ing.
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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His head's come off....Yay when did search get fixed? was there a party thread? thanks Rob :-)
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:06,
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Bet it's horseWhen did search become self aware? was there a gala or anything?
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Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:24,
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August 4, 1997 PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 14:29,
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A bit of the old 'in-out, in-out'
also, anyone know how/who best to chase up for icons that have been donated but not shown up in our accounts? I did the deed a few days ago :-(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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done*edit* do you do refunds?
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 12:09,
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I like this
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 13:56,
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Let me hear your credit drop, your credit drop, let me hear your credit drop. I wanna get FISCAL! 
fis'cally fucked, fis'cally fucked fis'cally, fis'cally, fis'cally fucked.
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 9:54,
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Haha!That's brilliant.
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evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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Place in pan and spang on high for three minutes...This has been in my head for a week, quick and dirty punnage, may have bin dun..
( Jimmer still not dead at,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 5:31,
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oh ghee, what is it then PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 13:08,
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Hung like a donkey-ote!I've been past the Moulin Rouge. It's a pretty sleazy area of town.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 8:08,
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this looks nice
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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 8:51,
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Glad to see you can now get Widescreen editions of booksPossibly for people whose eyes are too far apart?
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 8:39,
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I did some 8-bit style spaceships today, I am running them past the B3TA 'does it look like a cock/anus' filter :)(, Sun 24 Feb 2013, 0:36, archived)
cockanus! cockanus! cockanus! cockanus! cockanus! cockanus! cockanus! cockanus! cockanus! cockanus!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 0:41,
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Also, regarding the Three Laws,just a guess, but I reckon it's probably not conducive to genuine happiness to have to inwardly consider the possibly insecurities of others in order to feel slightly better about yourself.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 2:35,
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Hahaha oh nodon't listen to me, I don't even believe in the pursuit of happiness :)
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 4:10,
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I will also do an 8 bit space shipedit:
it has expolded into 8 bits
(it has expolded into 8 bits
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 0:53,
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yeah totally with you on this one :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 22:42,
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Very nice workBut why do all sci-fi spaceships have to look aerodynamic?!
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 24 Feb 2013, 9:12,
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Sorry it's a bit shit but the gimp keeps crashing my computer
An Egg ,D,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:58,
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Stroke that...um...
State of the art colour matching algorithm cheerfully ignored...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:18,
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Well he shouldn't huff kittens then.Liked pic
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:57,
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Is this how lipstick is made?
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:20,
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she has that same effect on me too
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:21,
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Nah. the cats less hassle. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:58,
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WHY has the cat not been changed to a CDC yet? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:44,
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CLS10 Print "Gusset sniffer";
20 Goto 10
*run from W.H.Smith*
(20 Goto 10
*run from W.H.Smith*
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:11,
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Well allow me to introduce you to REM statements...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:17,
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Oy! Get back on /talk you! Who let you out?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:17,
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Hahaif (ilikethis = visible) then
click = true
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endif
paranoiaman,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 22:46,
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the small image doesn't seem to work,the big one does, but the thumbnail seems to be interpreted as plain text, I guess the first '.' in the filename must be confusing it, it thinks ".shits.gif" is the file extension.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Sat 23 Feb 2013, 23:05,
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