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# I just put fruit on DLTs face
(I helped save b3ta! qster, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:07, archived)
# Needs more lettuce and tomato.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:13, archived)
# lettuce is not a fruit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:34, archived)
# YOU SPOILED HIS JOKE WITH YOUR FAGGOTRY
NOW SAY SORRY
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:42, archived)
# but it was fake and gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:57, archived)
# So are you.Ner ner.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:29, archived)
# I like the carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:37, archived)
# Too brown
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 2:54, archived)
# Yes, yes you did.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 2:54, archived)
# He appears to be the victim of a shaving accident.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 5:11, archived)
# PEEDO SCUM
I WUDNT LET HIM ENYWHERE NEAR MY CHILDERN BRING BACK HANGING
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 6:14, archived)
# MY GRANDSON SAW THIS!
MY GRANDSON!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 7:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 10:30, archived)
# He's getting his 5 a day...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop!

It's Hebrew Hammer Head Time.

Meh - a couple of fave movies and some vaguely antisemitic sentiment. May also taste like legumes cooked in a hot oven.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:57, archived)
# bindun
and better, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:54, archived)
# Fair play.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 22:14, archived)
# finally got a tablet thingy, yay!
thought it would be shit for under 20 quid, but i love it :D

(orbojunglist, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Is that your come face?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:23, archived)
# Needs more magenta
And three pubes per ball
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:29, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT THAT'S NOT A COCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:30, archived)
# ^ This.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:10, archived)
# Under £20?
Tell us what the fuck it is! I've just spent 48 hrs editing a topless photoshoot with a "Fachi" mouse...£1 from, er, Poundland...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:20, archived)
# its a bambo cte-460
and im STILL not down with all these b3ta unwritten rules :P
(orbojunglist, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:19, archived)
# It is illegal for me to say that this is really rather good.
It is my duty tell you that the only acceptable new tablet first post is a crudely drawn cock, magenta with 3 pubes per ball.

Stand in the corner and think about what you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 2:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 2:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:54, archived)
# It's even worse when they leave both their eyes flashing as well
(User #86772, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 12:34, archived)
# loooool ....god damn cock wardens!
(orbojunglist, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 16:21, archived)
# Where is my cock?!
:(
very good by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:40, archived)
# Probably whereever you left it.
So - wrapped in a sock, withering gently would be my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:37, archived)
# that's all very good
but it's not a cock is it .......
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 22 Apr 2013, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] down with this sort of thing
(the late review taught Will Self English, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 23:57, archived)
# just right (sartorially speaking) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:13, archived)
# Chump
Manbear!

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:19, archived)
# Y E S !
love it *click*!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 13:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello, MNU
(Megazoid, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 23:41, archived)
# Fockin prawns
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:02, archived)
# O hai Christopher Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] would probably work out dearer but meh


www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22242464
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 23:41, archived)
# good 'shop
Took me a moment to see what you changed
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:24, archived)
# topical and ace
10000 points
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:43, archived)
# :D
top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that's great
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 0:31, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:23, archived)
# "Do me Marty not your mother"
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:53, archived)
# I've been trying for half-an-hour to think of a good pun for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:32, archived)
# "What's up doc?" is the best I could think of.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Doc One-in-the-Brown is the only one I've got.
Lame.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Apr 2013, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha Definitely took the wrong pill!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:12, archived)
# Expressions like that actually help it come out more easily.
100% trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:22, archived)
# Bwahaha
"KNOCK FIRST!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:37, archived)
# Do you think that's pooey air you're breathing now?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:11, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(herman:D, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:59, archived)
# You silly sod...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 1:25, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahaah I love this
(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Mon 22 Apr 2013, 3:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:14, archived)
# This is very silly
and good *click*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:38, archived)
# New footage shows police may have got the wrong men
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:49, archived)
# The stuff nightmares are made of...
I should really get around to watching the new Batman movies :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 19:20, archived)
# It's worth it
First one: Moody, but enjoyable
Second one: Less moody, more enjoyable
Third one: Bloody silly
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:40, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:38, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 23:55, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/10941943
(herman:D, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:31, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Go directly to Hull, do not pass Go, do not collect $200
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Bite me
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:45, archived)
# Has a sport-man done something naughty?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:47, archived)
# he got hungry on the pitch and chewed another player's cock and balls off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 19:35, archived)
# Good
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:15, archived)
# all the way off?
..cause that would be bad
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:40, archived)
# 90 minutes is a long time to go without a snack...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:48, archived)
# Chomp him with your teeth, Suarez!
^Readers voice
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:51, archived)
# He has previous for this too
The boy has problems
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 19:02, archived)
# Ouch!
oi37.tinypic.com/2nta1ow.jpg
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 19:02, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLfSdfJ9TqY
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 19:34, archived)
# Top comment is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Haha yes
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:16, archived)
# "Go check out the pinball, Wendy! Check it out!!"

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:24, archived)
# haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:29, archived)
# :-D
positive adjective

*Click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:34, archived)
# Thanks, all :)
Next time: Jack finds the flippers
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:49, archived)
# Wish I'd thought of that.
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:59, archived)
# Haha:D
(herman:D, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:32, archived)
# RPS.... (ish)
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:20, archived)
# JUMP GATES
*babylon 5 trek nine*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:50, archived)
# No Water Gate? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:59, archived)
# The water was a bit further along the track
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:16, archived)
# Right near the Water Shed.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:31, archived)
# Part of the outbuilding Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:18, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:33, archived)
# Kim Jong Unicyclist
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:05, archived)
# Super!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:08, archived)
# a showman like his dad,
Kim Jong Illusionist
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
that is unilaterally disarming !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Haha, this must be animated, I demand it ;)
(actually, how come 'unisex' means both sexes? A conspiracy is afoot.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Haha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:14, archived)
# What you can't see in this picture
is the five or six carefully trained soldiers in white body-suits propping him up so he doesn't fall off.
(tomsk, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] half the price of those turbines...and they run on red diesel @11p a litre
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:58, archived)
# hahah brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:10, archived)
# This is really quite fabulous :D
Top animation on the dustcloud!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Now that's pod racing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:21, archived)
# :)
the coal fired one was even cheaper to run


Click for bigger (83 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Rawr....
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:54, archived)
# It's flocking this way!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Everything is green-screened nowadays.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 15:44, archived)
# Ha!
My Monkeon spidey senses started tingling even as I was scrolling down :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:03, archived)
# I wonder what a tingling spidey sense feels like?
I can only imagine it is like a mild orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:10, archived)
# When you're on a motorcycle
It's more like an absolute certainty that a driver is about to try to kill you, and it is best to assume that it's always correct. I'm amazed at the spider sense I've developed, I can usually spot them a block away (knocks wood).
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:14, archived)
# subtle...brilliant!
*click*
(Atatatatari IIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIII, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:08, archived)
# I actually said the word "monkeon" out loud the moment I saw this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Yay for
emergency rectal palpation !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha *click*
Prepare for impact!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Noon all!

WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 15:24, archived)
# haha
v. silly
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Click
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:03, archived)
# Fucking toads!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
See, I toad you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:48, archived)
# toad in the hole
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Hehehe
I'm wondering how that relationship must've started...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:55, archived)
# Haha, that's ace
What's the jar on the right, Meth?
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 16:56, archived)
# Yes!
Yes it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 17:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
more of this sort of thing.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Excellent silly!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:20, archived)
# Toadfuck
(herman:D, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 20:35, archived)
#
Oh no!
(Buul, Sun 21 Apr 2013, 21:11, archived)

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