

The full tale of Dark Hams can be found on my blog.

I haven't been this excited by lunchtimes since Hovis introduced Seed Sensations.
Epic stuff.
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Thu 2 May 2013, 13:36,
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Epic stuff.

(I'm still worried about the carrot fingers. Should I be worried about the carrot fingers?)
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Thu 2 May 2013, 13:33,
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or giant onion rings, i can't decide which.
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Thu 2 May 2013, 13:51,
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You all seem to have lovely blouses on, etc.

This all reminds me of a thing Mark Steel did on the radio years ago, talking about gay celebrity 'exposes'. Best thing to do, make everyone be gay for a year. Then there's no scandal or story.
Same here, everyone agrees to be branded a nonce for ayear
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Thu 2 May 2013, 13:14,
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Same here, everyone agrees to be branded a nonce for ayear

instead of hacking the phones of murdered children, they'd probably be being hailed as heroes by now. Considering the amount of attention celebrities receive, you think someone might have noticed. Odd that.
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Thu 2 May 2013, 13:31,
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Must watch again.
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Thu 2 May 2013, 13:35,
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"One love, one heart
Let's get together and kill a whale"
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Thu 2 May 2013, 12:42,
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Let's get together and kill a whale"

If the answer is yes call Butterfields and order the Butterfields prison pants!

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Thu 2 May 2013, 12:28,
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"And I don't agwee with that in the work place!"
/blog
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Thu 2 May 2013, 12:17,
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/blog

Every week we ask a question and the best/funniest answers end up in the newsletter.
It's a straight two-way vote this week:
Too Much Technology: A recent trip from Hampshire to the West Midlands took us via the Heathrow Airport Ring Road, because that's what the Sat Nav told us to do. How has your life become ruled by our new robot masters?
Midlife crisis: I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?


Got an idea for a future QOTW? TELL US
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Thu 2 May 2013, 10:34,
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It's a straight two-way vote this week:
Too Much Technology: A recent trip from Hampshire to the West Midlands took us via the Heathrow Airport Ring Road, because that's what the Sat Nav told us to do. How has your life become ruled by our new robot masters?
Midlife crisis: I've hit my forties, and my midlife crisis has manifested itself in old band T-shirts and a desire to go on camper van holidays. How has it hit you, or - if you are still a youngling - your elders?


Got an idea for a future QOTW? TELL US



"Yor the first to eat it becos my mum just finks pigeons are wot you get in Trafalgar Square".
Keanu Nu Nu is waaaaaay too cocky.
Tintin to win. He will not stop until you are full.
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Thu 2 May 2013, 10:40,
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Keanu Nu Nu is waaaaaay too cocky.
Tintin to win. He will not stop until you are full.

Marcus Wearing-thin should be on every show...but forced to constantly eat crap food so we can see his incensed face. A ShittyChef compo if you like.
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Thu 2 May 2013, 10:49,
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Lady S's maternal instincts come out whenever she's on screen
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Thu 2 May 2013, 11:36,
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But seeing as she has my backing she probably won't.
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Thu 2 May 2013, 11:48,
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that apparently I talk like her. (Or she talks like me)
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