he doesn't careit's not spoiling his bank holiday weekend...they love their bank holiday weekends....all whales love their bank holiday weekends-trufax
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Sun 5 May 2013, 16:45,
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SMOOOOOOOOKE ON THE WAAAATEEEERRRR
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 May 2013, 16:24,
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I thought you were separated from the internet?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Sun 5 May 2013, 16:34,
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the mother had a change of mindwhen i told her she couldn't shop online without internet connection ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 May 2013, 16:41,
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she does this just to piss me off, i'm sure Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 May 2013, 16:47,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Whales!"){kind=small}
alright, goddammit -- if noone else has the balls to do this, then I will
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 12:41,
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Looks like he's having a whitey...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 5 May 2013, 17:03,
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ALSO: Have a good one
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 12:48,
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Small but perfectly formed
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 5 May 2013, 12:56,
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you can tell by the look on his facehe is loving the attention
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 13:09,
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...but the amount of source material i had to go through (GAAACK!)I need to lay down, curl up into a ball and just forget
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 13:28,
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What's made of almonds and sugar, and swings from tree to tree in the jungle?Tarzipan!
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 5 May 2013, 13:54,
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I'm not sure about this pedro
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 5 May 2013, 15:10,
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Pedro I'm trying to be a responsible parentand yeah, I understand that you're old enough to make your own choices but if you'd be kind enough to recognise that I worry about you then maybe we can move past this
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 5 May 2013, 15:14,
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PERDO HINN I AM NOT COOL WITH YOUR TELEVANGELISM
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 5 May 2013, 15:17,
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had his cock been a cannon, he'd have shot his load over those moobsapologies to melville
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 May 2013, 15:34,
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who let you out of detention? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 May 2013, 15:49,
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y'all are just jleaous becoz i am at the tippity top of the board stats PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 16:52,
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ousted by a peasant! oh, the shame! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 5 May 2013, 16:54,
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exactly, ha ha!!!!...wait... WHAT?!?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 17:40,
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Winnar
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 5 May 2013, 17:02,
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Still laughing at your sig line actuallybut any cock joke will get a giggle from me so doubly well done
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 5 May 2013, 12:58,
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:D One of the best bandwagons ever! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 11:30,
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I shall never forget Gielgud's Hamletnor Shatner's Bassoon.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sun 5 May 2013, 12:12,
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Awesome - all kinds of awesomeyeah - this is awesome.
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Mon 6 May 2013, 6:33,
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aww bless you :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 12:32,
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Braw!good stuff right there.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 5 May 2013, 10:48,
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For a minute there I thought that was Humpback Mountain.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 5 May 2013, 4:27,
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This was part of his 'Black and white' trilogy, wasn't it?Along with High Plains Zebra?
(,
Sun 5 May 2013, 8:58,
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Narwhal Blanc, son of voice actor, Mel Blanc
Narwhal Chavasse, VC and Bar. World War I medical officer and decorated hero
Narwhal Clarke, English actor and writer
Narwhal Coward (1899-1973), British actor, playwright, and popular music composer
Narwhal Devine, NCAAF player for West Virginia University
Narwhal Edmonds, British television presenter and DJ
Narwhal Fielding, British comedian and television actor
Narwhal Gallagher, former member of British rock band, Oasis
Narwhal Godin, Belgian writer
Narwhal Harrison, British actor and singer
Narwhal MacNeal, a voice actor.
Narwhal Neill, American actress best known as Lois Lane in the television series The Adventures of Superman
Narwhal Pagan or Narwhal , American freestyle musician
Narwhal Paul Stookey of the folk trio Peter, Paul, and Mary
Narwhal Redding, British guitarist, known as bass player of The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Narwhal Rosa, Brazilian songwriter
Narwhal Sullivan, Welsh sing and actor.
Narwhal Thatcher, British paralympic athlete
Narwhal Whelan English professional footballer
Monique Narwhal, American glamour model and actress
(,
Sun 5 May 2013, 3:36,
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Narwhal Chavasse, VC and Bar. World War I medical officer and decorated hero
Narwhal Clarke, English actor and writer
Narwhal Coward (1899-1973), British actor, playwright, and popular music composer
Narwhal Devine, NCAAF player for West Virginia University
Narwhal Edmonds, British television presenter and DJ
Narwhal Fielding, British comedian and television actor
Narwhal Gallagher, former member of British rock band, Oasis
Narwhal Godin, Belgian writer
Narwhal Harrison, British actor and singer
Narwhal MacNeal, a voice actor.
Narwhal Neill, American actress best known as Lois Lane in the television series The Adventures of Superman
Narwhal Pagan or Narwhal , American freestyle musician
Narwhal Paul Stookey of the folk trio Peter, Paul, and Mary
Narwhal Redding, British guitarist, known as bass player of The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Narwhal Rosa, Brazilian songwriter
Narwhal Sullivan, Welsh sing and actor.
Narwhal Thatcher, British paralympic athlete
Narwhal Whelan English professional footballer
Monique Narwhal, American glamour model and actress
We're going to go see
some people of mine,
and they don't like
strange dudes.
They don't fuck around.
(some people of mine,
and they don't like
strange dudes.
They don't fuck around.
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 5 May 2013, 3:45,
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Ham o' Shatner's strange, when you're a stranger, Ham o' Shatner's ugly, when you're alone.
Ham o' Shatner seems wicked, when you're unwanted,
Ham o' Shatner's uneven, when you're down.
When you're strange, Ham o' Shatner comes out of the rain,
When you're strange, Ham o' Shatner remembers your name . . .
When you're strange.
(,
Sun 5 May 2013, 10:05,
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Ham o' Shatner seems wicked, when you're unwanted,
Ham o' Shatner's uneven, when you're down.
When you're strange, Ham o' Shatner comes out of the rain,
When you're strange, Ham o' Shatner remembers your name . . .
When you're strange.
can a whale get up to 88 MPH? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 13:29,
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I'm guessing whale food doesn't count for the compo...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 1:01,
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Now with extra juicy tentacles! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 11:46,
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you still would... Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 11:45,
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I've been there,it's fun knowing that three of those buildings across the front are pubs.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 5 May 2013, 17:16,
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here is miss hoolie, she's really got goolies, she's not a miss at all!
It's like a YES album cover that came to life. I mean that in a good way. I love this style.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 5 May 2013, 3:35,
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Recognized your style right away!Love it! :)
( Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 5 May 2013, 9:29,
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Pea-roasting and running away to hide! been far too long!
*Re-Lurks*
Druss_The_Legend Splurge!,
Sat 4 May 2013, 23:49,
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"Crap hands"Click!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 0:03,
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No ice cream for Mr Whale.Can't hold a cornetto, that's his problem.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 1:11,
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Those crap hands look like they'd be very good at buttering toast
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 5 May 2013, 0:23,
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who's gonna hold the toast?
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 5 May 2013, 1:16,
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Excellent!But you forgot to label the moustache...
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sun 5 May 2013, 0:26,
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flavor-saveralso, who deleted a thread?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 1:00,
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Who? When?*readies flaming-turd-on-a-pitchfork*
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 1:07,
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i dunno :/but I posted this bit of fresh content in my reply...
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 1:23,
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of course these do sometimes tend to have the same effect on the eyes as a jackhammer on the ears
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 5 May 2013, 1:31,
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Strangely hypnotic. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 1:41,
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I have nothing to say other than your username rocks. Hard.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 5 May 2013, 17:16,
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the true unicorn
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 4 May 2013, 23:19,
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Nature's silliest animals. Feel free to mock them.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 4 May 2013, 23:21,
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That's given him the right horn. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 0:03,
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HONKI'm actually practicing a trumpet at this very moment.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 5 May 2013, 0:20,
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Thar she blows!
BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Sat 4 May 2013, 22:38,
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Ssaaayyyy...That's a noice pan!
( BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Sat 4 May 2013, 22:57,
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What happened to Dave?
(
BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Sat 4 May 2013, 23:03,
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that's the best one yet *stands to salute with a stern face*
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CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum,
Sat 4 May 2013, 23:57,
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i've always loved this one deodar ant trois minutes douche compris,
Sun 5 May 2013, 3:22,
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arf!Nao do Mooby Dick
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 4 May 2013, 22:54,
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Evenin' B3taIt's been a while. How you been? Have some doodlings
stuff
(stuff
Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Sat 4 May 2013, 22:13,
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fantastic!penis skates!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 4 May 2013, 22:55,
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Nice cockskate! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 May 2013, 0:04,
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Ba-dum, tishDoes he live here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayland's_Smithy ?
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 4 May 2013, 21:55,
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Thats no moon SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 4 May 2013, 22:06,
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Oh this is very good
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sun 5 May 2013, 9:34,
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Awww :(I hope the poor whale will be ok.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 4 May 2013, 21:41,
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he's probably just having a nice snooze on the beachand he'll wake up in a few minutes...the look on his face will be priceless :D
(
Elvis impersonator,
Sat 4 May 2013, 21:49,
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That fireman's really going at it.
Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 4 May 2013, 21:50,
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that gives me an ideaI may be some time though...sleep beckons
( Elvis impersonator,
Sat 4 May 2013, 21:53,
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those bubbles can sink ships....release responsibly(
Elvis impersonator,
Sat 4 May 2013, 21:28,
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An orca-scale hangar?Cetacean measuring transport hub? Aquatic-mammal mass-determining enclosed structure?
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 4 May 2013, 20:19,
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OoohNot sure where I'd put it but maybe the Elders of the Internet could advise.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 4 May 2013, 20:49,
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If you go to www.google.comAnd type "Google" into the search box, then the Internet will be downloaded to your computer.
Voila! Problem solved.
(Voila! Problem solved.
Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 4 May 2013, 20:58,
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Is this the new raised whale-bath with temperature display dials of which I have read?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 4 May 2013, 20:25,
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I'm confusedI was always told the patron saint of whales is St David, not St Pancras
( Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 4 May 2013, 20:42,
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St Pancras is the patron saint of diabetics Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 4 May 2013, 20:47,
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According to an ex-flatmate I think you're rightLiving in North London she quite often had to go to "St Pancreas" and "Hewston" (and not intentionally, either).
Not that it used to annoy me, no siree.
(Not that it used to annoy me, no siree.
Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 4 May 2013, 20:56,
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