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Alfred Hitchcock Presents...
Disappointing presents.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:28,
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Yup, just rancid duck-meat yet again...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:43,
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That would be a great present....I get it the tree is in front of the Rear Window !
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paranoiaman,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:07,
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Well, in fact it's a play on the title "The Birds" - as in "The Sweaty Festering Bird." Good try, though.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:20,
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He really looks like his penis is buried under a pale fatty mound.I have no experience of overweight mens' genitalia but I imagine that is how it is.
When I say imagine, I don't mean that I often think about overweight mens' pale fatty mounds burying their once magnificent sex hammers.
(When I say imagine, I don't mean that I often think about overweight mens' pale fatty mounds burying their once magnificent sex hammers.
Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:07,
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Mmmm.Talk dirty some more, bitch!
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:08,
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It's probably like a leaky button mushroom atop a slightly furry blancmange. Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:21,
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Right, I'm off to jump a shark tank on a jetski or something. G'noight, all...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:21,
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When they met...
VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:37,
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Hmm - and now I'm thinking it should have been this
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:18,
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:)You the only one here? ps: that'll be the 4th beer or the second glass of wine ;)
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Q4nobody,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 22:46,
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fix it fix it fix it fix it fix itit's doing my head in
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 22:47,
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FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 22:47,
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It worked!Ear cat has the powers. I think's it's the Elvis lip?
( Q4nobody,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:28,
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I don't know, it's all part of some magic that Pedro concocted. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:57,
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we prefer to call it magyck PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:51,
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oh, hell no!!my skillz have finally come of age -- like a feenix rissing from the asses
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:57,
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and besides mofaha said it was magicas if i somehow knew how to hit a primal DNA nerve in your cerebral cotex of fabulousness
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:59,
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I was surprised to learn that you're not British.You seemed like such a good lad.
( Shlvng,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:11,
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'seemed' :(( arf! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 1:56,
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No one does graphical woos and yays any more, do they?We need to bring that back.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:01,
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True, I shall endeavour to make an NEW animated Woo/Yay as soon as I canFor now, have a Play/Doh!
( Q4nobody,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:16,
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NiceHe should regenerate every time the board is in front of his face.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:32,
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I've always got old faithful
flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:21,
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I tried for months to find a way to do the full W/Y/H transformation but it eluded me flatfrog Staring vacantly into space,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:35,
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Hahahaha, it took me far too long to notice you'd shopped it.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:00,
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hahaOne of my favourite movies, I did my final dissertation on it at Uni
( Q4nobody,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:09,
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That is so good it took me a minute to realise what was going on. Shlvng,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:13,
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Yay!I barely realized what was going on there.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:24,
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but but we've got 6 more days of thisalso obligatory 'Still Would'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 0:55,
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haha, cheersgreat to see you in these parts again? Been off for a break?
( Q4nobody,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 14:29,
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I've tried really hard not to be rissed by thisBut I'm clearly ignorant or stupid.
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ousgg is not seeking approval,
Sat 3 Aug 2013, 11:01,
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Ah, rightMy pop culture's not what it used to be.
Cheers, dude.
(Cheers, dude.
ousgg is not seeking approval,
Sat 3 Aug 2013, 14:38,
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crikey, b3ta's going so slow it's gstarting to go backwards!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 22:36,
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It's this bloody heatJust in the door from an extended beer garden visit
( Q4nobody,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 22:37,
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there was another thread here a second ago, but it went away againhence the reverse gear
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 22:45,
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Shit!!!!!I'm sunburnt, on my fourth lager and JUST realised this is a pearoast! Sorry folks, TGA will be all over me like a rash!
( Ninj,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 19:32,
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Sunburnt and drinking lager? You going for Brit of the Year?
Richard Shitheels,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 20:53,
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Still on it mate, tis great thanks......tinternet very sporadic tho :)
( Ninj,
Fri 2 Aug 2013, 13:50,
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Cheers
File name if you need to de-RIS
Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 18:48,
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if you need to de-ris the heat's getting to you ;) HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 19:05,
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hahah, look at the poor lamb, up all hours holocausting, give the little fella a break HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 18:39,
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oh, what's the worst he can do HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 18:48,
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He'll go straight for your SudatenlandHe's a frisky chap, for sure.
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discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 19:06,
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Awwww, Addy! He deserves a good nap, he's been busy. Shhhh don't wake him!
(,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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Haha, that's quite unpleasantdid he get away with attacking those binmen in the end?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 18:38,
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here you gowww.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/red-dwarf-star-danny-the-351388
I'm sure it was originally alleged that he attacked them with a screwdriver or knife or something
(I'm sure it was originally alleged that he attacked them with a screwdriver or knife or something
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 18:45,
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POLYSTYRENE, MANPOLYSTYRENE!
Clearly he didn't regard the recycling and waste information of his local council's environment department.
*discomeat nods*
(Clearly he didn't regard the recycling and waste information of his local council's environment department.
*discomeat nods*
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 19:05,
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didn't this also happen to that lovely chewing gazelle loop where ears were eyes?*eyes were in the ears
(,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:39,
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I don't remember that onebut I think it's pretty much guaranteed that if you put the eyes in the ears, it's an FP
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:45,
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WHAT IF YOU PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 21:06,
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hehejust got back from a trip..i missed the whole FP thingy
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:39,
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See this is why you should never leave the house. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:43,
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I know....i hate 'having-a-life'
( claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:46,
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"I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!"
It would be better without that shitty cat image.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 18:13,
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"SHITTY CAT""SHITTY CAT!"
"HERE HES BEEN"
"YOU CAN SEE HE'S SHAT"
("HERE HES BEEN"
"YOU CAN SEE HE'S SHAT"
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 19:10,
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DUDE THAT IS SO LAST WEEK
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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no no no nothis will not do!
If Professor Chike sees this he'll be alarmed at the lack of safety!
(If Professor Chike sees this he'll be alarmed at the lack of safety!
discomeats This canoe,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 21:22,
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You can only dine out on this for so longDon't over do it ;)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 21:57,
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Spider cat! Nice.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 23:52,
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No trailer hitch cock is complete without truck ballsSomeone had to do it.
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smearballs double bag it!,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:16,
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Just watch it....alright? Watch it...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:33,
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You crazy inconsiderate fool making it 400 wide, I just hope you remembered the gaz the mods is all ;-)
haha.....loving that cat...................I think we have a new meme...just plonk this here 
Elvis impersonator,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:26,
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Very sinister looking birds!Wouldn't want them nibbling my bits.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:35,
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QOTW voteyismB3ta QOTW vote is late due to stuff.
Vote on one of these:
* Trapped! - Where have you got stuck, trapped or tangled? (Pig Bodine
* MTFU - When have you had to be brave when all you've wanted to do was weep like a blubber-titted bitch? tell us so we can judge you. (Smash Monkey)
* This was all fields - Grumble about something that's changed for the worse over the years. (drimble)
Vote closes in around an hour.
Closed. MTFU wins by a pixel ;)
(Vote on one of these:
* Trapped! - Where have you got stuck, trapped or tangled? (Pig Bodine
* MTFU - When have you had to be brave when all you've wanted to do was weep like a blubber-titted bitch? tell us so we can judge you. (Smash Monkey)
* This was all fields - Grumble about something that's changed for the worse over the years. (drimble)
Closed. MTFU wins by a pixel ;)
chthonic,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:32,
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Apparently "Man up" is in that new list of inappropriate terms that Liverpool FC have produced for stewards to police in crowds (yes because that'll be highly effective)They have it filed as sexist. I've always used this term on the basis of age/maturity than it being a gender thing. I think it's perfectly possible for a woman to man up while remaining, in every important sense, female.
Also - first
/amidoingthisrightqotw blog
(Also - first
/amidoingthisrightqotw blog
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:34,
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i enjoy manning up at every possible opportunitywhich is just as well, as it's my suggestion
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:37,
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Glad to see someone got their bollocks on straight this morning....
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How about that one?
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How about that one?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:08,
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I just realised that could stand for several things drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:55,
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I'v got long hair tied backI got off the bus the other day and a branch off a tree went straight through the top my hair, and I was trapped for about a minute trying to free myself. I did exactly the same fucking thing 30 minutes later while I was waiting for the next bus.
(,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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you clearly have sentient hairand it's a bit kinky
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:43,
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Trying to get fucking twigs out of my hair before I went into the doctors!
do what i didcut it all off and dye what's left purple
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:51,
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But then I wouldn't be able to have my unintentional comb over...The massively receeding bit at the front, when tied back, covers up the expanding bald monks circle I have at the back...
Only a matter of time before they meet :-(
(,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:56,
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Only a matter of time before they meet :-(
Hahahaha, I did do battle with a tree....it took the first 20 seconds to actually figure out what the was going on!
(,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:52,
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poor tree :(too hot here, i'm off home.
'bye!
('bye!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:56,
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'Grumble about something that's changed for the worse over the years.'So lots of viz style posts about how it isnt as funny as it used to be?
No ta.
(,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 18:22,
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No ta.
the sinister thing is...there aren't any vowels on the keypad, so they could only spell mrdr, just as well they've only gotta dial 'm'...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:39,
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It's one for Taggart. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 17:09,
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he's either an upside down murderor that's his wig and he's wearing bootsy collins' glasses...
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:40,
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Why do birds suddenly appearevery time I moon my girlfriend's grandparents?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:28,
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Very very nice!
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:31,
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