the dodo didn't know that when he signed up for the sport.
later tests were done on the penguin and he received an 18month ban, soon after that too many technical arguments arose and the game fizzled out from there...
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:15,
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hut hut hut
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:25,
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CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:26,
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But elsewhere,
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:54,
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sweet dreams are made of this
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:00,
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and I'll see you, in the branches that blow in the breeze
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:34,
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That one's much less horrifying
but the original... it just fucks with my brain. It's like it's going to crawl from my monitor and stick long fingers down my throat and the last thing I'll hear is a chuckle that sounds like a scream.
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:11,
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I
Can't even imagine that.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:12,
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try it now
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:15,
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I just turned my laptop on its side.
Resistance is futile.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:16,
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proof
brilliant :D
(Dazz- In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:17,
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daaaaaaayummmmmmm
n'um-say'n?
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:21,
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HA!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:27,
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HAHA!
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:36,
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this image has clearly been digitally altered
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:39,
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FUCK IT!
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:46,
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Gah!
You win! I wanted to make a Gif on gimp of the computer rotating but the cat standing upright all the time. Alas I have forgotten how to do such a thing in GIMP. So I leave you with my idea, weak, limp and useless strewn teary-eyed and flaccidly across the board in sickening font.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:13,
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my next attack was going to be a webcam
pointed at the screen and rotated 90 deg for that awesome videoproduction student of the 1970s idea of special effects
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:25,
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When we start describing as opposed to actually producing
pictures. It might be time to migrate to talk. What did you have for lunch?
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:31,
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i didnt even have breakfast yet
it's only 07:39 CDT
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 13:39,
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somebody can post something with MARCO! POLO! now?!
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:08,
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I've never played that game or heard of it before playing Uncharted (where he shouts it if he's in a swimming pool)
I had no idea what he was on about
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:10,
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Neither do I but TV has
pointed to it's existence.
(dazbrilliantwhiteshas been meaning to change this...,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:12,
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My first introduction to it was some cheesy 80's teen comedy that involved a tatty old house which was eventually rebuilt over the course of a 2 minute montage.
They played it in that.
Still not entirely sure how it works, but it seems a wee bit like a game we called 'It', just with added sonar location.
the standard format is water based i.e. Marco Polo being a variant of Water Polo
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:18,
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The film I saw had them running around streets and alleys.
EDIT: "The game Marco Polo is a form of tag played in a swimming pool.[1] One player is chosen as "It". This player closes their eyes and tries to find and tag the other players without the use of vision. The player who is "It" shouts out "Marco" and the other players must respond by shouting "Polo", which "It" uses to try to acoustically locate them. If a player is tagged then that player becomes "It".[2] The game can also be played on land as well, with slightly modified rules. It is similar to Blind man's bluff where one person is blindfolded while others choose hiding places around the room." Thanks, Wiki.
(w33bI'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:43,
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Not trying to take the focus off last nights defeat in any way, shape or form. No seriously, I'm not so just don't even start right!
(w33bI'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:46,
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Better at getting fat than soccer ball
Alex Salmond; now there's a Twat. You don't hear him prattling on anymore about the 'Celtic Tiger' after Ireland and Iceland went tits up. Give the feckers independence on condition of no bailouts when they screw up
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:59,
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That's a bit harsh on the 40+% of Scots who aren't morons and consistently say in the polls that they don't want independence
or the 20+% of Scots who are saying "I don't know" to the pollsters.
Get the people who want independence and lock them in a pen on Harris. That'll teach the cunts.
Actually, I'd settle for just Salmond going into a pen on Harris. A litre of water a day and some food twice a week, he could keep going for decades.
I suspect on the first vote the majority will say no but he will keep holding a referendum every year until he gets his way
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 12:14,
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Unfortunately I fear you're right
but my hope is that the no vote comes along and kills the SNP as a major force for the next 15 or 20 years. Wildly optimistic, I know, but after placing their entire policy onto independence it might be hard for them to reposition themselves. The Lib Dems, if they somehow survive the shitstorm that's about to hit them, could occupy much of the SNP's territory.
The SNP got rid of toll bridges, re-introduced free higher education to any one living in Scotland and put a stop to school closures. All a bloody disgrace, given the chance they would kill the bedroom tax, re-engage with Europe, what would they do next ? Bloody Scots, scum of the earth.
but I will call Salmond a proven liar, and his economic plans based on unrealistic extrapolations of revenue from oil and gas, followed by grossly unrealistic estimates of revenue from wind and hydroelectric. Believe me, I come from a family of Scots nationalists; these days I think only one of my uncles would support independence and quite possibly not even him.
I've voted Lib Dem pretty much every election, and I've already said they can move into a lot of the ground the SNP occupy. On politics not linked with the SN part of their name I'm fine with them.
"I know Professor Jorge is a FAKE, but can anyone tell me if Sharon Notre-Dame is? Her website is: www.divinepsychic.org I have paid her $1500.00 and I am waiting for results which are 3 and half weeks overdue and my last three emails haven’t received a response. I don’t know what to think."
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 11:32,
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(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:58,
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Couple of peas
There was an Extreme Sports challenge a while back iirc
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:10,
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Combined with the gurning championships?
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:13,
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either that
or he stepped on one of the practice hedgehogs... i'm assuming you'd play this in your socks yeah?
(Ya WhatSkiddlyboop,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:15,
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We play to pre 1954 non-league rules
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:16,
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What's happened to reflected loaf?
I was looking for one of your pics a while back and the site's down.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:24,
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I run about 11 sites and stupidly the hosting / regs costs all come in on the same month.
Early on in this year we had to make a fairly (for us anyway) massive Tech investment in the family business, and so we had to trim a lot of fiscal fat and so a lot of the sites had to go by the wayside....
It may one day come back, who knows?
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:41,
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It better bloody had
See also: a book of all of these things.
Unless you published that and kept it very quiet, in which case tell me because I'd buy it.
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:13,
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Not long to go
With the number you currently have, multiply it by the number of petals on the peonies in the National Botanical Garden of Wales' Autumn Exhibition brochure.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 6:04,
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Um.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:12,
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(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:24,
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Oh dear, 1st time trannies never get it right.
'scrubs eyes'
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:28,
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no this was political satire,
you see, he is trying to convince people that more is less
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 2:01,
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Oh,
in mitigation, I am wasted.
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector.,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 2:54,
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Pwoar,,,,,,,
I'd smash the back doors of his Downing Street in.. and then murder the bastard* *this is a sexually and humorless quip on the state of the nation and is in no way an actual threat on the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:29,
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Not for any amount of money.
NEXT
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 15 Aug 2013, 1:34,
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