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# Image Challenge vote
This week's vote is ready for conference.

* We have 'Movember' (mens health) and now 'Stoptober' (stop smoking), how about some more month-long campaigns?

* Paul Dacre: where is he hiding? What's he up to? Show us.

* Adverts as movies. Extend the BT family saga into a feature length film. What are the Argos aliens really up to? Maybe go back to the classics, and turn Linda Bellingham's Bisto ad series into a seventies sex romp.

* Sausage Art.

Votey-box-link-thing:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:08, archived)
# When does this one end?
Working on something for it but probably won't make the deadline if it's today :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:14, archived)
# This was a genuine question btw, I haven't entered a challenge in ages.
Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:05, archived)
# Well the current challenge was made active five and a half hours after the voting
but you could just make the image anyway and enter it in the old challenge and we could all say you'd won.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:19, archived)
# It's closed now
But message me when you're done, and I'll add it to the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:34, archived)
# Ooh thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:55, archived)
# i kinda like the month-long thingy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Bumgust
Stfumber
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:34, archived)
# I voted for it thinking it was for month-long challenges to come into effect
I want my fucking vote back
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:01, archived)
# Sausages is good
but it was the compo for, like, 3 times so far?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:16, archived)
# We've had sausages. And nothing can top the Mick Jagger Sausage lips gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:59, archived)
# then you've never seen my 'Apackalips Now' pic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:12, archived)
# Alpaca Lips, Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:41, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Alaska.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:00, archived)
# We've had sausages twice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:28, archived)
# Three times a sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Only two Walls does not a house make.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:13, archived)
# Speak for yourself
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:16, archived)
# advert movies
is the obvious choice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] It may not be art but it's got...

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] This^
(herman:D, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Brill! Love the sex-face!
Needs some mustard

/EDIT: He looks like he's done one of these in his pants :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Throws mustard away
Yuk but good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:42, archived)
# Love this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Michael Gove, husband of Daily Mail journalist takes a stand on the Miliband affair ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:20, archived)
# hahahaha, the free TShirt is marvellous
I'd buy one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:21, archived)
# partly inspired by your earlier posting ..
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:39, archived)
# Very well done you! *click
An alternative t-shirt could be "Huzzah" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:42, archived)
# Gove's in love
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:18, archived)
#
when gove was made they left his face to the last minute on a friday afternoon. Like flinging a cap to a hat stand and fucking off down the pub
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:25, archived)
# Ed does his 'rosette dance'...

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# jizz hands?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:28, archived)
# Fap Dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# We're gonna need a bigger tissue.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Those rosettes have a pin, don't they?
Ouch...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:40, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:29, archived)
# Nicely done!

and Eric likes it too
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Good heavens
He could be Ed's drummer
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Great head wobble action
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:46, archived)
# Thanks - partly intended ;)
most of my stuff has a wobble to it
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:04, archived)
# I can't take my eyes of his rosette!!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:08, archived)
# well, he is the perfect person to lead wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Haha! Excellent.
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# And a thumb's up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:27, archived)
# Ahaha
That 'lady' in the video would be quite useful if you wanted to cut specific lengths of sellotape
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:49, archived)
# "all in it together"
so to speak.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:50, archived)
# Is that Mangan in the vid?
audio's a bit nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:59, archived)
# You get a woo with Typhoo....
...and a yay!
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# PG Trips.
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# stay away from the yellow tea
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:32, archived)
# Bigger than Tea-sus
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:42, archived)
# Radar Ear!
You are strange but I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:52, archived)
# You're going to have to work harder on your pick-up lines, spazzcaptain.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:10, archived)
# Sing-a-long time...
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:12, archived)
# I hate to say this
but I think they are the best available at the moment.

Which is very, very sad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:26, archived)
# Given a choice between definitely evil and probably incompetent
Give me the useless twats over the evil cunts any day
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:40, archived)
# Yep
I think I have to err on the side of useless, rather than those that are simply out to callously pound the poor, underpriveleged and diasabled into submission :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:55, archived)
# I would like to see
a government made up of such people as Pedantichrist, Prodigy69, Beau Beau D'or and Smash Monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:09, archived)
# what would my position be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:14, archived)
# Minister for guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# and punishment?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:26, archived)
# Gunishment
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:35, archived)
# Monster for Puns
or Minister for Pins, Puns, Guns and Gin
(Carlosfandango, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Naughty Monkey, always thinking about dirty naughty things
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 20:02, archived)
# But Labour still have Blunkett etc. and are liable to be evil too.
Perhaps a different flavour of evil, with say 30% more intrusiveness and 30% less favouritism.
Other than that, I would agree: you generally want to elect the government that shows the intention to do the least, except with regard to reducing the incomprehensibly huge national debt which is the cause of all the trouble and the reason why we can't have nice things. I assume the next Labour government will be as interested in that as the Tories are.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:38, archived)
# As I say
I would rather have Tories than Labour.

I appreciate the honesty.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 21:54, archived)
# And worst at the same time
Given that pretty much all our options are made up of exactly the fucking same kind of people
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:50, archived)
# contact on flickr just posted this
www.flickr.com/photos/david_nimrod/10053125184/

could it be more smug?
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:00, archived)
# Oh fuck
I was thinking this week's comp could be based on shopping that photo, but I'm not sure what you could do to make him look more twattish?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:20, archived)
# That's too much.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:33, archived)
# mmmmmm
punchable.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:43, archived)
# Fuck.
Presumably it's that size so you can put it as your desktop wallpaper - that's the most frightening thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:45, archived)
# Oh no way too much smugness.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:52, archived)
# Thing is, if you can manage forget who it is, he doesn't look so smug. It's all subconscious influence.
He looks a bit like Stephen Fry, in fact. Somewhat smug, yes, but also kind of genial. It's like that trick with the picture of Professor Farnsworth.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:53, archived)
# Yep this covers it
Also, if you sang that chorus repeatedly it would begin to sound like 'cuts, cuts, cuts' which works on a different level
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:44, archived)
# Depressingly Good
Though it's made me angry I shall click
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:58, archived)
# Bless...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Leave Angus Young alone!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Available in all good fancy dress shops. As seen every-fucking-where.

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# Hahahaha
Micto's 'ad her ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:59, archived)
# I think that is Micto.
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# that's my mum and i'm telling
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Shit!
Everyone run and hide!
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# Nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Mum!?
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:55, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:09, archived)
# needs more union jack
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:31, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm leaning towards 'would'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:34, archived)
# What an absolutely, thoroughly, bloody nice bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:12, archived)
# *snorts*
:D
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# Post-process colouring?
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:36, archived)
# always looks like Gromit
Aardman Eyes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Bring Back McCarthy
damn commie lovers
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:54, archived)
# Guffaw out loud !
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:05, archived)
# Bloody Nice Work
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:11, archived)
# The uneven eyes are freaking me out.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# :D
Nice one
(herman:D, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 23:16, archived)
# Now we know why Thatcher stole our milk


(apologies for lack of colour matching)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:17, archived)
# It's calci-yummy!
George looks a bit Lloyd Cole there... albeit Lloyd Cole wearing lippy
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:29, archived)
# Good spot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:32, archived)
# George always wears lippy...
www.b3ta.com/board/11015914
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# Dave looks so evil.
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# Yep - didn't need any shopping ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Monochrome means all colours are matched without any effort, it's brill always
(SpammyToast b3ta's not dead mkay?, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Greyscales and different grain/resolution can be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:54, archived)
# browsing through the Daily Mail's online archive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Ha!
*checks Amazon clothing*
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:20, archived)
# I've got a NaziMan gift voucher!
When I was in a band (ok, helped out at a rock workshop) a guy there always wore nothing but black. Now I'm questioning his ideologies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:31, archived)
# a goth?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 18:12, archived)
# Needs more Kim Kardashian......
.......whoever the fuck she is.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:38, archived)
# Do they come in brown?
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# dirty boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Very stylish.
Superior, one might say.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:22, archived)
# dress to impress
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:52, archived)
# Hurrah!
.. for the blackshirts picture
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# I take it you've seen this...
tompride.co.uk/while-ralph-miliband-was-fighting-in-normandy-paul-dacre-s-father-was-avoiding-the-front-line
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Mario's a-coming!

(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:40, archived)
# euw, what's he doing with that tail?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:24, archived)
# He's teasing himself
before the 'main course'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:32, archived)
# I was just thinking the other day there has been a lack of Yiff action recently
Thank you for rectifying.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone remember The Last Starfighter?


Seems like a logical progression.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Loved the last Starfighter
Drone wars!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Some of the most eye-wateringly 80s stylings ever witnessed.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha, YES!
Or the lego version - davidglennsimmons.com/archive/MyLegoCreations/Gunstar.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Wow.
As impressed as I am I can't help but feel that he should get out more.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 13:08, archived)
# </Mail Online>
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Didja know
there's genuinely a Dan Dare Spacefleet Haynes Manual?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 15:48, archived)
# Aha, very clever!
"I'm saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed at all, Mr President."
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

Not as good as Captain's MGS one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:24, archived)
# Your Luger looks distinctly like a Schmeisser...
As the actress said etc etc

Also -

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:26, archived)
# Is that a Schmeisser
in your pocket, or are you etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:57, archived)
# I broke the board, then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:33, archived)
# Sorry...
...Ning Baz!! ;0
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:51, archived)
# You can't let them gang up on you like this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Is it shining because the light is shining on them like in the film The Shining?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha, ning mate
Is that 2 Robs! Congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Ning Q!
Cheers mate! yep, two Robs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:25, archived)
# a flower
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 5:46, archived)
# really gorgeous
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 5:57, archived)
# U FILTAD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 8:32, archived)
# loltrollz
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 9:29, archived)
# *sniffs*
*has psychedelic dream*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:54, archived)
# Nice, but I am now singing old Genesis tracks.
All because of a quietly spoken word
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:05, archived)
# Nice
Reminds me of that crazy Spiral drawing girl - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahXIMUkSXX0
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:32, archived)
# I have a dahlia very much like this in my garden
gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 2 Oct 2013, 16:04, archived)
# 'smokes'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:13, archived)
# BLOOOP BLOOOP BLOOOP BLOOOP
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 4:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 4:08, archived)
# When you're young, you're crazy to do that stuff.
When you're old, you're crazy not to do that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 4:18, archived)
# This is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:19, archived)
# brainbows
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:57, archived)
# yes
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:34, archived)
# It's like Finn and Rainicorn had a baby
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:36, archived)
# Pearls achieved.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:14, archived)
# udeleted
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:28, archived)
# SO?

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:34, archived)
# atomic, is that a boat on a pearl?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:11, archived)
# Holy fuck! It is!
And there's a skull on a pearl as well.
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:15, archived)
# atomic, how does your family feel about your outpourings?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:41, archived)
# they know how to party
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:58, archived)
#
I am the heaven
I am the water
Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen
(Oh no, whip it on me, honey!)
Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz
Und verlorenes Metallgeld
(Metallgeld)
Ich bin deine Ritze
Ich bin deine Ritze und Schlitze

I am the clouds
I am embroidered
Ich bin der Autor aller Felgen
Und Damast Paspeln
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin Eier aller Arten

Ich bin alle Tage und Nachte
Ich bin alle Tage und Nachte

Ich bin hier (AIEE-AH!)
Und du bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier (AIEE-AH!)
Und du bist mein Sofa
Ich bin hier (AIEE-AH!)
Und du bist mein Sofa

Yeah-ha-ha-ay
Yah-ha
Yeah, my Sofa
Yeah-ha-hey
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:02, archived)
# THAT'S HOW TO PARTY FRIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:26, archived)
# I HOPE NOTHING SEXY HAPPENS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:38, archived)
# nah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:49, archived)
# Come party!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:59, archived)
# This is handy when singing about a sofa
globalia.net/donlope/fz/lyrics/translations/OSFA.html
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 4:52, archived)
# what's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:09, archived)
# I'm also pouring some out
right out baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:27, archived)
# whoah, nice!!
BRB, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:38, archived)
# haha I do that sometimes too!
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 4:18, archived)
# World War II in a few frames
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:23, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:14, archived)
# xyz-infiniteloop:ysequencexspan;infinitysquareditsaboatonapearl;D

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:21, archived)
# Does it...






(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 17:34, archived)
# now slide the GIFs left to right for a rotation effect
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 12:22, archived)
# wtfp
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 14:54, archived)
# YKYLIYS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 19:36, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:02, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwrZ8VPfeY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:16, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:17, archived)
# sameface
he lives
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:19, archived)
# worst town ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:39, archived)
# they know how to party
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:44, archived)
# She got a pearl necklace.
Jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 2:18, archived)
# Bill Gates' family reunion?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 3:07, archived)
# My eyes
oh God my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 10:19, archived)
# cuntpointing
with the cuntin and the pointin
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:17, archived)
# i love that cuntdoctah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:19, archived)
# whutacunt
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:37, archived)
# I couldn't decide so have both. Hello.


(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:36, archived)
# oh for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:41, archived)
# Spose I asked for that. A bit.
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:47, archived)
# cool
the move is nearly done, just a few lose ends to tie up.
fucking knackered though.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Still living out of boxes here.
Gradually getting there. I smashed up an old concrete coal bunker today. That was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 22:55, archived)
# That's a big one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucking hell... wait there while I get my biggest, shiniest, copperyest spanging pan :D
Also, can I just leave this here? It's just about compo-able...

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 23:15, archived)
# Put the second one as a reply
yknowhatimean?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Oct 2013, 1:11, archived)

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