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[challenge entry] Howdo.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:16, archived)
# i blame him for The Only Way Is Essex
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:36, archived)
# I've never watched this programme, because I don't like it.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:51, archived)
# if you mean TOWIE
i'd rather scoop my eyeballs out with shit-smeared grapefruit spoons than watch it
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:40, archived)
# nothing says christmas like roast suckling pig
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:47, archived)
# Very touching...
:@ )
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:50, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 17:55, archived)
# I don't normally do any Christmas decorations.
But I thought I'd have a go for a change.


Click for bigger (216 kb)

(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:37, archived)
# Noice.
The Rubber Duck hood ornament from Convoy would go well at the top.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:40, archived)
#
I may make a little angel of death for the top tomorrow.

You know, the angel I hope visits all the children.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:44, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:49, archived)
# if you're going to decorate for christmas
buy chocolate baubles. then, if you get fed up of them, you can just eat them.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:15, archived)
# Jesus, this is a genius idea
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:00, archived)
# I think entrails rather than tinsel?
Ask your local butcher...
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] "De-lurking IS just for Christmas"....


vowels...consonant....rules shmoolz...
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:08, archived)
# has /AICMFP fallen into disuse???
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 4:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Lovely work!
Top notch indeed *clicks*
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:30, archived)
# what a cheery cherokee*

*probably unintentionally racist
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:49, archived)
# Excellent :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:20, archived)
# I'm a newbie, posting on the wrong day and its not a CDC. Oh well, have some festive cheer.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:25, archived)
# Merry Bar Humbug Sheep Cock to you and yours
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:26, archived)
# haha got it
could be lots of Camerons - so it is the plural

.... and welcome
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:30, archived)
# Yes
Should have been plural really, just couldn't bring myself to make more than one if him!

Here's a CDC for traditions sake!

(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:10, archived)
# I applaud its crudeness
8/10
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:37, archived)
# I like the way it looks like it's helmet is on back to front until the end
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:47, archived)
# ^^ this
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Stiff upper nip
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:32, archived)
# earlier (down \/ there somewhere), I featured a left tit
so this kinda evens thing out, I suppose.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:50, archived)
# hah!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:54, archived)
# that's good that! a tit on a tit!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:55, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:19, archived)
# in Conservative Britain, Prime Minister milks you!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:23, archived)
# ha!
*applauds*
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:34, archived)
# he's moreof a tit head than this chap
bloody stupid
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:25, archived)
# compo!
And oof
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:29, archived)
# NO!**
he changed 2 letters...
that's not in the brief!!

EDIT: "... Remove, add or change just one letter,"

FUCK!!!


**actually, I don't give a shit
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:30, archived)
# also, WOO!!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 14:59, archived)
# "DARREN!!"
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:25, archived)
# :D
nicely drawd
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:51, archived)
# lol!!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Joseph wasn't ginger. But then, neither is God.
Hmmmmm
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Kill it with hammers
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:22, archived)
# big fuck off flaming ones
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:28, archived)
# it's ok! he dies in the end (spoiler)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:56, archived)
# you're supposed to put the spoiler bit first
Chrismas is ruined.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I guess this fits...
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:00, archived)
# Well, it's one way of distracting him during a free kick.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice leg action :D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:14, archived)
# This is a metaphor for life
The ball represents sharing.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:28, archived)
# up the addicks
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:38, archived)
# I love this one!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Now them, I would pay to see.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Silly :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:12, archived)
# \O/
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:52, archived)
# Coo Grant
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:39, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:42, archived)
# I found some posh chocolate in my navel today
It was bellybutton Lindt.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:45, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:08, archived)
# what, again? =)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 6:46, archived)
# Ha! Your gaybeams won't harm me - my firewall is like a shield of steel.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 6:57, archived)
# But how's your super-sonic sonar gaydar?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:06, archived)
# you're a cunt for doing this
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 7:28, archived)
# that's massively unpleasant to look at through a hangover
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 7:47, archived)
# i dont have a 3d phone :(
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:06, archived)
# Well that's not helping my hangover...
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:35, archived)
# Puts on glasses
Takes off glasses and has a lie down
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:54, archived)
# if i was gay...
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:28, archived)
# You'd be a gay chihuahua?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:27, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheap
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 2:32, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 7:47, archived)
# dacist!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:10, archived)
# She also appeared on the radio, on "Joust a minute"
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:45, archived)
# To your room
NOW
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Pfft
:D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm a sucker for nautically-themed Christmas movies.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:31, archived)
# STAY ABOUT FROM MY BUOYS!
Nicely.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:32, archived)
# G'night, fuckers!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 2:02, archived)
# My tugboat brings all the buoys to the shipyard, motorised, it's better than oars
Motorised, it's better than oars, I could beach you, with your shitty barge.

*bows*
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 2:31, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:15, archived)
# Is this self-satire?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:28, archived)
# No
It's a picture based on two members of the Carry On team in the poses from the bathroom
scene from 'The Shining' thanks for asking anyways
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:30, archived)
# Oh right, just thought it was a parody of everything you post
You're welcome.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:38, archived)
# I don't get your drift...
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:42, archived)
# Oh right, now I see why you monochrome the pics
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Nicely!!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Topical *and* festive
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:20, archived)
[challenge entry] 1st post :) be gentle
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:59, archived)
# From New Zealand by the accent
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:11, archived)
# Nicely :D
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:20, archived)
# Welcome, new person.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:25, archived)
# Two years to post. Are you shy?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:33, archived)
# Maybe they had some kind of terrible premonition
that there'd be a hissyfit between Oscar The Grouch and a notorious dino-botherer kicking off under their first post
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:55, archived)
# Oh not again, surely?
surely?Premonitions eh?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:07, archived)
#
Has taken this long to master the drawing of said cock n balls
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 9:36, archived)
# Not yet mastered: Magenta-ish, but no pubes.
Welcome 'new' person. Top lurkage BTW!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Hello and Welcome ;)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:34, archived)
# Yay!
Hello
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:40, archived)
# Nice first post, but you've broken the three pubes per ball bylaw.
I'm afraid this means we have to hurt you.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:44, archived)
# Whenever we get a newbie, it always makes me think of the 'fresh fish' scene from the Shawshank Redemption
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:45, archived)
# Yay! That's my 18th favourite 'prison' film
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:52, archived)
# Please don't tell me the other 17 are home-made.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:54, archived)
# Haha! It never occurred to me i can make my own
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:57, archived)
# You might have to censor out the arse-pounding bits when posting it on /links.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:59, archived)
# Glasscock?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:00, archived)
# It'll be more fleshy if he can hire some extras.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:03, archived)
# Wanna be in a movie?
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:10, archived)
# *checks schedule*
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:11, archived)
# writes "script"
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 1:23, archived)
# "#14 : Dropping The Soap - an inside perspective on life as a prison bitch"
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:07, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:07, archived)
# Fuck - do you realise how long I've had to stare at that?
btw - nicely :)
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:30, archived)
# haha goggle eyes
So, What you up to for Chrimbo herman? anything good?

edit: oops sorry, saw you reply now. Aw how come you hate christmas?

edit: herman? hello?
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits ....
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:25, archived)
# Crackers...
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:28, archived)
# with cheese
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:40, archived)
# mmmmm - cheese :)
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:42, archived)
# ;)
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:46, archived)
# Smoked cheese..... nice !
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Ha :) superb!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:26, archived)
# smoke em if ya got em
*click*
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
but you made me hungry so now I am russian to the kitchen !
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:45, archived)
# chicken kiev?
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:47, archived)
# with Tartar sauce
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:52, archived)
# I like this
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
# alright Cap'n H-B
he's wearing Fred Astaire's hat, just for historical accuracy there
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:51, archived)
# Pudding on my tits
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:50, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:12, archived)
# Hahaha! Brilliant!
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha
I think his blue period was better.
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:44, archived)
# Class as always
:)
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:46, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:53, archived)
# Happy decandles!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:54, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:56, archived)
# You're on fucking fire!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Blimmy!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:57, archived)
# Candles !!
Happy Day
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday...
Impressive heat !
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:10, archived)
# Ta!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:23, archived)
# 10 candle-power post machine!
Frohliche Kerzetag!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:15, archived)
# Vielen Dank!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:26, archived)
# HAPPY HORSE HOGANS
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# AND A MERRY XMAHOGAN TO YOU
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:47, archived)
# Does a DogHorse have Buddha-nature?
Anyway, happy candl3s
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:53, archived)
# I am feeling serene and have a big gut, if that answers your question.
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:54, archived)
# It's as good an answer as any :)
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:56, archived)
# HappyCandles
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:35, archived)
# Steady on herman, let us get a fucking word in would you
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:45, archived)
# kiss my ass
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahhahhHha
It speaks
IT SPEEEEAAAAKS
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
No:(
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:55, archived)
# :(
What you up to for Chrimbo hermipoos? Anything good?
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:57, archived)
#
hate christmas
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:06, archived)
# ^^^this
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:35, archived)
# Are you saying that you hate christmas or are you demanding that I hate christmas?
I'm not sure. Come on herman, tap out a few more letters. Imagine your keyboard is a load of hammered-flat minges.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 8:14, archived)
# Ohh congratulations old friend!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:46, archived)
# pfft, have a very old pea

(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:55, archived)
# Ah, it's bindun!
*Eastenders drum noise*
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:06, archived)
# I think the phrase is
'doof doofs'
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:07, archived)
# I hereby give my approval to b3ta's most prolific and best front-pager-poster.
I wonder who actually has the highest number of FPs? Excluding mods who put their own up, of course.
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:12, archived)
# I reckon Ninj might be up there, he has quite a few FPs
Just shows that talent pays off in the end. Wish I had talent so I could get lots of FPs :(
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:14, archived)
# It's easy enough.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:32, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:39, archived)
# If any mods are watching, you might care to frontpage this now.
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 0:41, archived)
# We got a whole challenge out of it when I did it
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:44, archived)
# Those were the days...
21 pages of entries !
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:02, archived)
# This needs dragging out, kicking and screaming into the light
kicking and screaming into the light
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:46, archived)
# ;)
hate fucking eastenders
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:39, archived)
# Variation on the theme that I want out of my head...
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:52, archived)
# lolled
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:36, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 23:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Super.
(, Tue 24 Dec 2013, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:29, archived)
# Heheh
Have I imagined it, or did one of the The Naked Gun films have a scene in which every Oscar went to the Coneheads?
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 20:48, archived)
# rings a bell
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Dec 2013, 22:40, archived)
# sinnit
(, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 8:34, archived)

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