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# Bob is on his way
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:22, archived)
# cloning workers?
that's got to go against union rules
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:25, archived)
# The committee voted for it against my wishes
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:37, archived)
# haha! Brilliant work!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:14, archived)
# hehehe
(Testicles just for you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
# haha click
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:51, archived)
# You just wouldn't let the poor man's misfortune lie
At least the mask didn't come off and reveal the lizard skin beneath
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:27, archived)
# well done!
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 3:33, archived)
# Come off it! As if he'd drive himself...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:19, archived)
# He's not
He's in the back seat with a toy steering wheel, child-locks on
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 4:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Fecking great
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:46, archived)
# Christopher Walken

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Inspired by this /links post... www.b3ta.com/links/If_celebs_looked_like_their_fan_art
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:27, archived)
# this wins.
would make for an interesting image challenge...
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:32, archived)
# needs more Walken
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:58, archived)
# Woof!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:48, archived)
# top dog
hahahahah
(patella, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 1:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:48, archived)
# lovely doggy legwork
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
# I could watch this ALL day!
WOO and *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:11, archived)
# that's what I said: D
make it so
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:40, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:44, archived)
# That is Ace!
(Radiobr It may be legal, but it is just not right..., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:57, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:35, archived)
# hahhahahaha
I love these
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:40, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:47, archived)
# marvellous
although the picture on the left is weird to begin with
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:58, archived)
# wonderful concept, mr. ummmm, dogshit ;D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:53, archived)
# Surely no one would exploit this off guard moment


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(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Adrian!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:26, archived)
# His cum face
(Testicles just for you, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:37, archived)
# *faps
photo hisotfloop2.gif
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:26, archived)
# That's it little girl, snap his neck like a twig
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:05, archived)
# You've all been...*slurp*...so..very kind....FLAMPY POT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 8:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure this is the dichotomy of trial versus trial by media I intended

(horseface, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:59, archived)
# *quantum leaps*
oh boy
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:07, archived)
# Will we ever see a return of that famed b3tan, JonKing2006?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:20, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:33, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta, horseface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:44, archived)
# A lot of my previous employers have "utilised her services".
I would have loved a t-shirt of this image during those barren years - make it so, Captain!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:07, archived)
# Hi. Looking at the picture there are a few fetishes covered!
(horseface, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:32, archived)
# Not many people know, but Robert Palmer also made handy pamphlets about latex intolerances.


(probably shouldn't have spent this long on this... Re-Lurk)
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:24, archived)
# If they are doing a prostate exam then so am I !!
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:57, archived)
# He didn't mean to turn you on :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:22, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:24, archived)
# I have pride !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:32, archived)
# That pamphlet is simply irresistable
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:38, archived)
# dubbal bogis
(Pete Drexler aka Commander Chogis, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:04, archived)
# Multi-pogis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:18, archived)
# You like to think that you're immune to the stuff...oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:36, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:59, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Makes it a bit more interactive

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:22, archived)
# you cant reply to posts only i can
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:49, archived)
# *sticks thumbs in ears, displays palms, waggles fingers and blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:59, archived)
# you just wait till dad gets home
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:17, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbsEYoKm9X8
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:26, archived)
#
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA5I9Cd_Wq4
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:01, archived)
# Loved that show
Which of the artifacts would you want to be given? I'd go for the bow or the cloak.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:52, archived)
# Please don't call now... lines are closed but you still may be charged.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:00, archived)
# This reminds me of the image challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Total Wipeout


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Finally.
(BernardMittens is meowing at the door, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:45, archived)
# b3ta user 'atmoic's comedy account? :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:56, archived)
# needs more awesome
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:04, archived)
# ...but will it cut denim?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:01, archived)
# does what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:53, archived)
# Holy confusing signals Batman!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:23, archived)
# POW!
right in the tits...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:25, archived)
# uniboob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:28, archived)
# monoboob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Monaural tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:34, archived)
# what, like a train?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:35, archived)
# You're thinking of Bullet Nips.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:03, archived)
# i am now imagining a monorail with boob-shaped carriages on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:36, archived)
# is there a chance the boob could bend?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Not on your life my h3donist friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:40, archived)
# i've seen boobs in brockway, ogdenville and north haverbrook
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:43, archived)
# But I've never been to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 21:03, archived)
# To the BraRoom Alfred!
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:38, archived)
# to the bapcave!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Hahahaha
Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:45, archived)
# impressive
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:08, archived)
# 0_0
better watch myself, i'll get big-headed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:20, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:30, archived)
# Racked and stacked
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:59, archived)
#
You don't want them in the hands of a child. It's more like a knife with handles
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:01, archived)
#
These are the best we have owned, and they have single handedly replaced every other pair I had.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:04, archived)
# GADONK!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:18, archived)
# Holy boulders, batman!
Compo it?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:27, archived)
# compo it? shit I cant even get them to stay in my shovel!
NURSE!! I want to go back inside now...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:57, archived)
# Adam Breast.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:21, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11064958
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 19:02, archived)
# Holy underwire !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:19, archived)
# oh no yu ditent
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:25, archived)
# i don't wanna be walkin' aroooooounnnd........like THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Nice Quoting!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 18:17, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:23, archived)
# The sad thing is I can imagine this happening exactly like this,
I can even hear his voice saying it in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:34, archived)
# I had this.
I had his voice in my head for the whole 10mins I was making it :(((
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:30, archived)
# love the boots, bruce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:42, archived)
# GAH!
now I’ve got this going round my head
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha!
i'd actually buy several pairs of those!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:19, archived)
# Can't here this, without thinking this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyOvr_ZyaW8
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:36, archived)
# Never seen that before! Oddness.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 14:54, archived)
#
You simply must, Daaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrling!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 15:38, archived)
# brb having a wank
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:57, archived)
# Sexeh tiem :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:17, archived)
# I for one support this heinous trade!
They are all fluffeh and stop drafts.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:20, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:29, archived)
# Reminds me on Bansai Kittens :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha
Now I want hotdogs for lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:39, archived)
# tasty tasty dogmeat in brine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised
Probably made from giant chicken's kept in barns, with special dog flavourings added?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:53, archived)
# I heard that the dog flavour is actually bleached donkey flavour
it's 10% cheaper and allowed even though it's made of cancer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Yuummmm
LUNCHTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:18, archived)
# typical albuquerquian
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:52, archived)
# haha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:56, archived)
# We have plenty of fatties in the UK too, no need for this sort of racism
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:07, archived)
# I'm actually a Japanese schoolgirl
Living in the body of an Irishman just outside London
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:20, archived)
#
body cellar
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:29, archived)
# hahaha
someone had to stop Moggy?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:46, archived)
# this is offensive!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:45, archived)
# shut up and keep eating
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:46, archived)
# he's likely to be hounded for this
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:56, archived)
# have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:23, archived)
# i see nobody cares about the poor burger dogs, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:03, archived)
# I get fed up of
Basset Hounds being called sausage dogs.
They are Hush Puppy dogs.

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Yummy......... stuffed sausage !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] C'm here gorjus!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:07, archived)
# Ooo
And she IS...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:07, archived)
# emma
roids
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
# Is she preparing to spit?
Or swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Think she's going to snort it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:10, archived)
# haha, she's gaggin for a fag

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:04, archived)
# HA! I'd vote for her if she looked like that
*misunderstands monarchy*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:39, archived)
# She looks like she needs a tin of spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Morning /board
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:52, archived)
# Nothing like a good/bad pun to start the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:02, archived)
# I'm here all week.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:15, archived)
# Good Grief! First head slam of the day
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:16, archived)
# Ooof
*calls number*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 11:40, archived)
# I've invented a new word.
"plagiarism"
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 13:00, archived)
# you liar...
I did already.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Please allow 42 weeks for delivery !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:22, archived)
# I haven't finished last night yet.
G'night/morning all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:32, archived)
# oh do keep up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:55, archived)
# The best Timotei advert never made.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:41, archived)
# is that the ghostly face of the blonde nolan in the left of the window
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:50, archived)
# oh christ! it's screaming!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:09, archived)
# I'd like to know the full back story of this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:36, archived)
# worth1000 has nothing on this place.
'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:11, archived)
# mmmmorning
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:38, archived)
# my co-worker's ex-wife pisses every hour on the carpet .
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
# morning all
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:14, archived)
# ^upset
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:15, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:21, archived)
# I gather it's a talk thing and your post seemed very cheery :D
I'm in a silly mood - may have over medicated
also Bob Crows dead
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Bob Crow's dead?
oh well, there'll probably be another one along in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Haha :D
Still waiting to find out if it was asphyxy wank
not had one in ages damnit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:32, archived)
# That's a Berocca wee
Happy Tuesday all
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:17, archived)
# "Please sir, can I have some more?"
Oliver Pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (45 kb)
(DutyPaid, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:08, archived)
# hahahah
fits the bill for Q&A in Oz too
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] also, dirty pearoast for the compo
dirty pearoast for the compo

Would sex make Mork and Mindy more interesting? Couldn't make it any less interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 4:18, archived)
[challenge entry] while we're at it, ahem, we could sex up Trek too
ahem we could sex up Trek too
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 4:19, archived)
# Now this is hawt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 7:40, archived)
# Sadly, I don't remember her having a figure like that
brb
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 4:48, archived)
# her weird hand/finger
is giving me teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:21, archived)
# oddly
that's Mindy's actual hand (i.e. from the non-porn source) - looks weird on the original. Maybe she had a fake hand all this time.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 23:56, archived)
# i enjoy this, thx
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:14, archived)
# A bit of Jamesy Bondy CAPTCHArt

Click for hboom
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:48, archived)
# stiil hboom
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:08, archived)
# sill hbooom
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:08, archived)
# stilll hboom
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:09, archived)
# fuck it
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:09, archived)
# nice arts
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:19, archived)
# soil rboan
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:30, archived)
# sull nboam
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:50, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 2:23, archived)
# Oh dear, why not try using a proxy of some sort.
Never mind, watch this ad instead, it's FABULOUS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN-ZMZZi5hw&list=UUrO9hj5VqGJufBlVJy-8D1g
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 3:08, archived)
# not quite the gayest thing i've seen, but surely gay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 3:39, archived)
# Eyelash spiders.
I wonder if there is a 'gayest thing ever' and would it be safe for heterosexuals.
I reckon the cutest cat ever is Soy Sauce, as a kitten.

Nurse! the medication is wearing off.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Mar 2014, 4:21, archived)
# Best thing in years
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 7:26, archived)
# decades even
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 7:40, archived)
#
There was that time once
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 7:44, archived)
# Rdli Hakkis?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 8:42, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Tired of fucking warm beer?


I may make a prototype and crowd fund this thing. It will be popular with lonely alcoholics.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Labia and lime !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:00, archived)
# I'm wearing a Chinese clone right now.
Clone, not clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:01, archived)
# probably not medical grade silicone
your cock will turn black
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:09, archived)
# I've removed it now anyway. I couldn't understand the manual and couldn't work out how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:11, archived)
# That's just it, you have to remove it over and over again quickly
and try to drink your beer at the same time.
It's not easy & takes a lot of practice.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:17, archived)
#
David Cameron looks suspiciously like Walther Hewel.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walther_Hewel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Google images suggests SS-Obersturmbannführer (Lieutenant Colonel) Ludwig Stumpfegger.
A pattern is emerging.

smearballs, I'm covered in froth now...I think...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 0:08, archived)
# I'd hit that bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:17, archived)
# As a lonely alcoholic could you possibly provide a chilled Chardonnay version?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Way too short.
{:-)

As it's nearly Gayshift, do a bumhole version.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Mar 2014, 23:54, archived)
# investment?
i'm in
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:17, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:27, archived)
#
woul di
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 1:36, archived)
# not quite sure how that works
you'd end up with quite a head on your beer
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 11 Mar 2014, 12:54, archived)

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