Now that's a horrible thing to have greet me.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:11,
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I get it - you've changed the colour of his shirt haven't you.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 9:32,
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mmmmmmmorning
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:58,
archived)
inside every racist there's a tiny bigot trying to get out
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:08,
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...or a big tinyot
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:10,
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i bet he loves a nice stack of hotcakes in the morning PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:11,
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This is obviously a long distance call. Please replace the handset..
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 4:17,
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been really busy recently...hopefully not for too much longer :(
alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 4:19,
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This is exactly the amount of gayshift I like
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:19,
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a single thread? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:35,
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Screw the charges...I have an iFuck...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 20:07,
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We deserve £1m bonuses for being masters of the economy with no time for those who fail and are not up to itOh we failed and nearly brought the country down. That's different though; we still want our bonuses.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:09,
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Hmmm let me see, those most greedy and desirous of power plus their friendshelping themselves to as much as they can, who'd have thought eh?
Coming later:- high interest in an overcrowded, overheated housing market to shake out the less wealthy...
(Coming later:- high interest in an overcrowded, overheated housing market to shake out the less wealthy...
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 23:14,
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We deserve itbecause we ARE the economy...
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Jimminy_rickets was at Grills Gone Wild on,
Thu 3 Apr 2014, 10:48,
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The voters outside looked from Tory to Labour, and from Labour to Tory, and from Tory to Labour again.But already it was impossible to say which was worse.
( Captain Howdy,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:41,
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as tick followed tock followed tick...
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 22:46,
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oh christ:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 0:39,
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Now that's just being silly.{:-D
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 0:58,
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and slowly and surely drew their plans against us.
(
Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 23:41,
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Only a little bitNo harm was caused to flaming gay irish-dancing celebrities in the making of this lo-fi production.
(,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:31,
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he's an old flame of hers that's why!
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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 19:34,
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I am disappointed with this review,I thought four would be enough :(
(
Elvis impersonator,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:44,
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There's six members in Pan's PeopleAnd one has the other 50% in one pan. Siskel & Ebert thumbs up.
(,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:52,
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He's Gay and......her fag-hag skills are no match for his fabulous twunt-on-fire maneouvres
(,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:33,
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The gyros are slightly out on my Jumbo Jet.
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:17,
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What a big sillyCan't if fly with it's ears?
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:52,
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It was OK after they cleared the mouse from the runway
(
An Egg ,D,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 23:54,
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i want to stroke his hair
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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Crazy eyes!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:45,
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time heals all thingsexcept these crazy eyes :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:00,
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beware
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:23,
archived)
That will definitely interfere with my porn viewing. : ) Nice
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:27,
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:37,
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HaHa!!!1 You kinky bastard.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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Depends if you watch porn in the atticor in the room below...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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Basement. Need to keep it on the down low.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:43,
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Those horses get everywhere
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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HahahaThat would explain the noise upstairs
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:57,
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I would't be surprised if my upstairs neighbours kept a horse up therehaha, neigh-bours
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:22,
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Come on Shadow light my fire?
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:20,
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*waves* Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:23,
archived)
We need this at our new buildingThe fire exit signs send around in circles until you burn
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 21:56,
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He's hanging around your neighbourhood in case someone needs the kiss of life
(,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:42,
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dammit I thought you'd stopped doing pictures of me HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:47,
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Woo-ness!He makes death seem so flamboyant...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:36,
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He was quite good!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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He was really goodApparently he helped out WIlliam Gibson in designing part of a game.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:09,
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love it Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:41,
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I couldn't goI forgot my permission slip
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:37,
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Hahaha what could possibly go wrongOh...
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:25,
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him and Richard Dawkins in the same dayGod has a twisted sense of humour
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:43,
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so sad Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:45,
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I'm sure a lot of churchy folk will be laughing their socks off HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:46,
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I can't believe I went and checked the news:(
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:04,
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Good one from the BBC...www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-26818377
Haha LOL nice 1 - does freshly picked spaghetti count? eh? eh?
(Haha LOL nice 1 - does freshly picked spaghetti count? eh? eh?
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:29,
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from the comments:"My parents taught me "moderation in all things". That goes for what's good for you as well as what's considered bad. Too much good is bad for you. A little of what is bad does you no harm. I'll continue to use common sense in what I eat rather than listen to so-called experts."
Yeah, just a little bit of polonium-210 is really good for you, I mean it's common sense. Take that, so-called "experts".
(Yeah, just a little bit of polonium-210 is really good for you, I mean it's common sense. Take that, so-called "experts".
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:40,
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Once again, I get my news from b3ta :'( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:31,
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but he's not deadEdit: Oh I geddit, April 1st!
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:43,
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Mnuhh, by dabe's planearm, mneeuurgh.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:39,
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STPN HAWKIS RIP Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:43,
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had me going there for a minute...then I realized his wheelchair is not an actual part of his spirit
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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I'm glad he's deadI don't need a biff dribbling about on TV guessing how the universe began and I'll just say what we're all thinking - his Texas Instruments Speak and Spell probably took over years ago
( sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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hahaha morning
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:43,
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooof joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:31,
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Of bellybutton Lindt?So, anyone seen any good April Fools in the media today? I've seen one so far.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:59,
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brillianthair dryer or blowtorch?
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:52,
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UNKNOWNunfortunately, although the original gif looked like it used a hairdryer
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:15,
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Yay b3ta Candles Day! 10 plus years of (mostly) lurking.
Thanks for the hours/years of distraction, procrastination, kittens, CDCs, bandwagons, and assorted silliness.
bigger version
i179.photobucket.com/albums/w288/Elmosbeendrinking/elmosbeendrinking---gif.gif?t=1396229129
(Thanks for the hours/years of distraction, procrastination, kittens, CDCs, bandwagons, and assorted silliness.
bigger version
i179.photobucket.com/albums/w288/Elmosbeendrinking/elmosbeendrinking---gif.gif?t=1396229129
elmosbeendrinking,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 2:23,
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cheers, Mr Sbeendrinking PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 2:28,
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...also, we apologize for Freebase PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 2:36,
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I'm guilty of the occasional gratuitous freebase...
Though I'm fascinated that someone can unwittingly become a sub-celebrity on b3ta - surely freebase has had way more than 15 minutes notoriety...
elmosbeendrinking,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 2:43,
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i think this fella is more charming
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 3:11,
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Bring back the glory days!(
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 4:13,
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FUCK.I hurt myself laughing at those images...
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Wed 2 Apr 2014, 20:14,
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Happy candlemass fella
(
DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 9:51,
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leather cord bracelet Europe and US punk hand act the role ofing is tasted detonation model of multilayer rivet hand-woven non-mainstream
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 0:55,
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You can say that again!A laser-aligned microstrip is the contiguously burdensome handshake that diverges and the hardwired hyperflow that slows is an applicability. The quadratically broadband downconverter is a synthesis, but the quadratic turntable, which produces a retrodirectively electromagnetic theodolite, provides the susceptibility.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 1:17,
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That almost sounds like a description of a turboencabulator component PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 1:27,
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No No No. It's Lewis Black and Commodore Matt Decker.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 2:03,
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but neither of them even look black PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 2:21,
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Its nice that you're color blind.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 2:31,
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HaHa! You know your hardware.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 2:30,
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Is it just me or does Phil Spencer look like Agent Smith from The Matrix?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:11,
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in that photoHe looks like mr potato head with AIDS
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:15,
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just a chip off the old block
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:20,
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I know how heartbreaking it can be to have an image ignored so I'd like to say "I like your image".Even though it's a bit weird.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:42,
archived)
I think you just gave me a mercy fuck! : )
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:22,
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i only didn't commentcos i thought you'd posted an unshopped pic of Andrew Lloyd-Webber
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:56,
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Who is this earthling Andrew Lloyd-Webber?
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 23:03,
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Only about 16 hours of them.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 23:04,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Fire!"){kind=small}
arfQuiet tonight so I'll post this piss poor one.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:54,
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HahahaUtter B3ta win and will you marry me?
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 31 Mar 2014, 22:46,
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Frank loved the ritz hotelIt's a cracker!
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 8:19,
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ha ha haI had to stifle a full raucous laugh in my gay office.
They all look like burn victims.
And like TOWIE and shit like that.
(They all look like burn victims.
And like TOWIE and shit like that.
@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends,
Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:52,
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