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# morning folk!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:34, archived)
# Guiness overdose?
Ning nicely :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:41, archived)
# It's the bad trip fairy
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:41, archived)
# She'll suck out your teeth
and place tabs of LSD under your pillow
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Cosmic Chameleon
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Lovely
Very nice work Butters
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Morning!
I felt like this whilst watching that "Acid" music video last night.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:30, archived)
# Super
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Fighting crime

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:05, archived)
# silk jammies and hi viz ... sexy as owt
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:07, archived)
# bankshy
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:10, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:12, archived)
# That's not Andy and Jill Chaisson
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Heheh
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Shplendid.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, archived)
# A hi-vis vest over a silk dressing gown.
Its the new look for Summer 2014 :D
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:42, archived)
# Safe sex
Wouldn't want to be hit by a forklift or something.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:19, archived)
# I'll hit you with my forklift ... if you know what I'm saying ... bow chicka wow!
(I have no idea what this means)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:34, archived)
# It implies you're quite willing to breach Health and Safety regulations regarding the proper usage of heavy equipment in the workplace
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:50, archived)
# Dr. Shambolic fucks forklifts.
You all witnessed it.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:29, archived)
# sounds sexy
let's do it
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 14:54, archived)
# Excellent!
*clicks*
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:58, archived)
# eggshellent.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 12:43, archived)
# true comedy gold
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 16:45, archived)
# THREAD RUSH!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:35, archived)
# woah!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:45, archived)
# HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS AND SEATS! IT'S GONNA GET WILD!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:52, archived)
# I can't hold my hat and seat at the same time
what do I do?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:54, archived)
# it's ok, I got it
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:02, archived)
# ^this guy knows the score^
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:06, archived)
# Baby Heisenberg
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:09, archived)
# Babenberg
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Is it yellow and pink or pink and yellow?
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:31, archived)
# rash pink and jaundice yellow
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:35, archived)
# calpol and calomine
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 11:38, archived)
# you
are no more humorous than a clagnut on a warm day.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 4:09, archived)
# Humtiddlyumus


My first attempt at a gif using a 'proper' potato shop (CS2).

My back hurts now & I've got no coffee left in the house.

Also found that Flickr can host gifs, which I never knew.

I feel accomplished.
I feel I've achieved.
I feel I could've been doing something useful with my time instead of this bunch of badger wank.

(I deleted the crappy one I did earlier, because, well... it was crappy).
.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 22:55, archived)
#
Obligatory 'thread-deleting cunt' comment
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
# I know, I know
But that first attempt was sick and needed shooting.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Well, I liked it.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:14, archived)
# It's dead now. Dead.
Like most of the people Bob Geldof was close to.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:17, archived)
# RIP Francis Rossi, the Live Aid Killer strikes again
:'(
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:21, archived)
# Nothing wrong with crappy.
G'night..
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 0:03, archived)
# It was very crappy though...

(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 0:14, archived)
# We like the crappy.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 2:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Atomic will fap over this. {;->
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 0:22, archived)
# You have sinned.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 2:01, archived)
# ell oh ell :)
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 2:20, archived)
# I feel bad.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 8:19, archived)
# jebus hates sinners
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 9:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 10:32, archived)
# This has been rattling around my head for some time and needed to burst out


Apologies if GC
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 22:54, archived)
# I know several places where that'd make a good roadside vending machine item...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 22:56, archived)
# oof
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 22:59, archived)
# 4EVA IN ARE HARTZ
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:29, archived)
# classy
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 0:21, archived)
# Needs moar white bicycle...
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 13:52, archived)
# "bumper" edition could contain a football shirt
Elite... #jft96
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 9:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:33, archived)
# really want some plasticine now
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:43, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:44, archived)
# The Chicago Hot Dog's natural enemy is Heinz Tomato Ketchup.
The mere sight of it enrages the beast.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Hahah YES!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 22:24, archived)
# do a hogis
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 22:42, archived)
# big fat hogis, need a big fat hogis
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 1:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:05, archived)
# well! this is an unexpected...hmm
*filenames*

What is it? =)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:07, archived)
# It's a Thing-ummy-bob
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:58, archived)
# it's all clear now
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 6:27, archived)
# Well obviously it's a Z8CzP8Q of course!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:18, archived)
# Beer can?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:10, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:15, archived)
# clink
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:25, archived)
# beercan n heggs
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:49, archived)
# This is, without doubt, something.
Knowing MW all will not be revealed soon.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:16, archived)
# This is an espresso machine.
No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker.



Is it a water heater?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:54, archived)
# My money is on a tin of pilchards.
Nothing to do with the pic, just telling you.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:37, archived)
# McCririck would approve
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 0:04, archived)
# it's full of stars
or worms, yes, maybe worms
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:37, archived)
# Hypnotizing power, crushing all that cower
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:43, archived)
# very fine
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Virtual graffiti. This post confirms both my lack of humor and lack of a life.

feel free to mercy post
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:59, archived)
# G****N'S ALIVE
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:40, archived)
# hl2 confirmed
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:06, archived)
# I both understand this and find it slightly amusing....must be as sad as you.
Gordon Freeman, in the flesh or, rather in the hazard suit.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Brothers in Arms
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 2:00, archived)
# CS:S on a deathmatch or gungame server
Never seen anyone with a G-man spray, though.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:52, archived)
# Yes!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:51, archived)
# *wins*
I think the map is Dust or Dust2, can't really see enough of it to be sure, lol.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] 'shop Banksy ?

Need I elaborate ?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Passion of the Pooch - The Fall of Judea
a major misunderstanding has occured
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1fyisFOXLMs
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:32, archived)
# a major misunderstanding has occurred
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:35, archived)
# a major misunderstanding has occured
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:43, archived)
# I watched his talk about timetravel two weeks from now.
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This is a major misunderstanding
m.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE
www.b3ta.com/links/Robert_Palmer_The_White_Room
imgur.com/a/5fNGc/all
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:50, archived)
# I love wearing tights, I always find they make my legs look nicer. But YE GODS they make me sweaty. Can we not invent a pair of tights that don't turn your knickers into a sweat drenched rag? (I know, disgusting. But it's true.)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:11, archived)
# The trick to wearing lederhosen, is always make your helpermonkey wear them first.
Halps loosen the groin.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:21, archived)
# loosen your own fucking tights
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:35, archived)
# butt it chafes ma gooch, if you could wear them for one more season without smashing them I'd be externally grateful
I shall buy you a boobox

Primus - Hamburger Train.mp0
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:38, archived)
# weeeeell
can i leave out the earwigs this time?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# let the humans decide your booboxhoot, what say you?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:59, archived)
# Farquin, have you considered applying Dr Evil's Sandpaper Gooch Cream?
It's all the rage in Belgium.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:47, archived)
# i tried it, once
Gives ma chode bad gust

Imjussayin
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:33, archived)
# PHUCKJIGGA ZER0 - DA PHALL OF PHUCK
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 18:47, archived)
# Goochfresh
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:36, archived)
# nice night for a wahlk
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 19:58, archived)
# A huge amount of cross-wiring has been endured.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:51, archived)
# fine salad sunday sogis
m.youtube.com/watch?v=mYL-5N08JtA

This is a mishappening
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:24, archived)
# Susan's Slogan 2: The Fall of Fuck
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:25, archived)
# cdcxyz
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:24, archived)
# This can happen!!!!!! : )
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:25, archived)
# i know all too well.
:(
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:34, archived)
#
hahaa jesus christ
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:49, archived)
# reason #6 why I'm banned from the garden centre
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:02, archived)
# ...I ...I ah... I genuinely don't know what to say!
Picks up wallet and wanders off the local Garden centre...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:09, archived)
# yep been there done that 8O
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:19, archived)
# gooch was spared
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:25, archived)
# A gentle and considerate lover.
(, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 1:50, archived)
# " doing anything special today?"
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Nothing special, thought I might give this a go
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:00, archived)
# he wants to be careful with that, he'll have someone's eye out
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:13, archived)
# This makes me want to burn stuff.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:18, archived)
# :)
What's the illumination range on a Halo? bet it comes in handy when there's a blown fuse.

Now with added lamb! Where was he hiding that? the dirty bugger
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:15, archived)
# You misunderstand. It's a packed lunch.
Healthier than chocolate.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:54, archived)
# Man, Al Bundy and Del boy have really hit the skids...
Also: Jeebus was a short arse.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:15, archived)
# A little off the ring, sir?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 17:58, archived)
# Crucify him!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:07, archived)
# he caught religion, then? perhaps a death bed thing
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Waste of wood
Nail the fucking cunt through the eyes
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Waste of nails
Just sneer slightly at him and vote for someone nicer.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:02, archived)
# No no - the head must be removed!!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Shop-a-cock
Cock on cock action
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:25, archived)
# bacon slicer. from the feet up. while he's still conscious.
wouldn't want him to miss anything
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 13:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 14:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
# Ah, just before he invented Pubism
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:03, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:30, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:02, archived)
# pffh! :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:07, archived)
# Haha!
He preferred a simpler form, shaven where available.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:45, archived)
# pow!
hahaha
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:47, archived)
# Bosh!
Right in the interkisser.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 13:26, archived)
# haha!
here is the internets, which you have just won
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 23:49, archived)
# I like a nice, smooth stroke.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:07, archived)
# Silly Pablo
3PPB!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:21, archived)
# where's the pubes though?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:29, archived)
# There you go!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 13:03, archived)
# NO NO NO!!
The pubes always go on last
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 13:05, archived)
# He's a pioneer.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 13:07, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:30, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:35, archived)
# Why's he drawing an elephant upside down?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Very good
Dicasso!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:04, archived)
# Lovely smooth cock-drawing
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:10, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:14, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:15, archived)
# ¡Ha Ha!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Slight adjustment to my earlier pic.........
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 9:33, archived)
# To cut costs, all guardsman are to be painted cut-outs...
Whenever I see that pic of Charlie I can always hear him laugh like Muttley
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:58, archived)
# He's a wee scamp.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:23, archived)
# holy fogis
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 16:31, archived)
# Haha
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Can't say I'm a fan of this one...
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 7:24, archived)
# wonder what he did to get her to smile like that :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 7:41, archived)
# pic before that in their official flickr photo collection looks a bit awkward
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 8:40, archived)
# she's not a fan of bank holidays
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 9:19, archived)
# "Wasn't I wearing glasses a sec ago?"
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:59, archived)
# No work till thursday... :D
So I'm laptop monging at 3am.



Bigger imgur
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 3:10, archived)
# oh hell yeah!! :D :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 3:13, archived)
# nice
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 5:14, archived)
# Smooth!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 6:23, archived)
# nicely done...lovely flow
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 9:27, archived)
# love it
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:34, archived)
# Manhole woo :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:41, archived)
# Whoa!
Dude under the stairs can scarce believe it
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:00, archived)
# This makes me think of Lemmings.
Woo!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:58, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:05, archived)
# :-)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:18, archived)
# tick V.G.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:32, archived)
# : D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:48, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 21:54, archived)
# alright?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:38, archived)
# alright sock, hope you commemorated the vampire resurrection of our lord katherine perry in style
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:51, archived)
# Words to live by.
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:35, archived)
# :D

(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:55, archived)
# G'Night....what WAS today all about?
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:42, archived)
# EASTER BUNNEEZ
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 2:49, archived)
# hahhahahaha fuck
I'd forgotten about this one
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 5:12, archived)
# MAny AwEsomEs
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:16, archived)
# *clickety*
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 7:07, archived)
# agree
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:51, archived)
# am it Eyeball Monday already?
..soon comes around...I like how his right eye totally revolves :)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 9:30, archived)
# 8)
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:33, archived)
# :-)!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:19, archived)
# meanwhile in Galilee...
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:16, archived)
# Jesisyphus :D
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:17, archived)
# there he was just pushing his egg along wondering what to do with it.....when Jesisyphus did appear:D
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:30, archived)
# will he make it?
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:21, archived)
# Dumbstruck with admiration
Superb. How do you do it?
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 22:48, archived)
# :D
Wooyaynicely
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:10, archived)
# Too good
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:15, archived)
# Jesus is smaller than he used to be
(, Sun 20 Apr 2014, 23:42, archived)
# awesome :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:05, archived)
# You gotta be careful with those things!
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 0:10, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 1:02, archived)
# Grassyass :D
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 10:34, archived)
# well! that was eggciting. you eggshell at these sorts of things. i get the yolk though.
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 11:31, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 21 Apr 2014, 12:20, archived)

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