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I got bored earlier

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:35, archived)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:36, archived)

Meep!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:22, archived)

looks like a Vic Reeves character :)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:45, archived)

yay! funny faces!

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:38, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:01, archived)

Argh! It's Lily Cole!

Quick, throw some wads of public money at it, see if it goes away...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 18:27, archived)

sometimes we just have to get things out of our heads

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:46, archived)

That first one is actually really uncanny

I can't work out how you've done that

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:52, archived)

Ta,

that one is my favourite :)

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:53, archived)

Ha ha ha, that's rather good.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:19, archived)

Is it shop a Nazti time?

Don't mind if I do :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:29, archived)

"come on ref, that's rubbish"

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:07, archived)

What has number 7 seen?

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:09, archived)

i think it's the other ball

it's got 4 pubes... oh dear...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:11, archived)

lols

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:59, archived)

Best refereeing decision so far.

(SM46272845, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 20:33, archived)

(|, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:41, archived)

Looks a lot like my Uncle Dolph

He emigrated to the UK from Europe in 1945. He'd been persecuted and was fleeing the Russians. Poor chap.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:12, archived)

Even my own family suffered the ravages of war.

He was four years a prisoner of war in liverpool, after fighting for 3 years in Africa.
The man in the photo, it was certainly a little meaner than your uncle.

(|, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:40, archived)

This is a rather good shop indeed.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:26, archived)

Great shoppage!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:57, archived)

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:54, archived)

The World According To Nigel?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:55, archived)

WW2 1952?

Lucky we did not have Bush and Blair doing the planning.

World war 2, done and dusted in 5 years.

How long has Irak lasted? All for one country filled with brown people hoarding brown flammable liquid.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:01, archived)

Someone...

...once said that if CBS had been in charge of WWII, it would have been taken off after six weeks, but if the BBC had been running it, it would still have been going in 1967.

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 22:58, archived)

They have that backwards.

It's the Americans who drag out an idea long past the point where the humour has evaporated and there's naught left but fart jokes and canned laughter. We're the ones who do a dozen or so episodes then murder the lead actor and burn down the sets.

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jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 23:02, archived)

If this is going to be the map after global warming

He's right to slag off windmills!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:11, archived)

Norway

reminds me of Tubgirl for some reason.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:19, archived)

Will never be able to unsee.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:31, archived)

My work here is done.

/sits back to watch plaudits roll in.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:24, archived)

What *doesn't* remind you of Tubgirl?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:10, archived)

as the /board pet ignorant Swede (not the veggie!) I feel I should protest vehemently

but critical out of coffee error so brb

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 15:44, archived)

too subtle?

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:43, archived)

fake no shadow

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:53, archived)

it's in zero gravity

ya damn fool!

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:57, archived)

gravity really gets me down

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:00, archived)

Ba-Dum and indeed

Tish.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:03, archived)

I'm being a bit slow on this one...

In other news, Bloomin' Nora my 99% thing from yesterday's only gone and been front bloomin' paged!

*does the FP dance*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:12, archived)

I did the FP dance once, but my hat fell off.

do i HAVE to explain the mix up when NASA engineers were using metric and imperial measurements and it led to a right dilly of a pickle? coz quite frankly, I haven't the time.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:21, archived)

Aaah gotcha.

I like the John Glenn quote - "I felt exactly how you would feel if you were getting ready to launch and knew you were sitting on top of two million parts - all built by the lowest bidder on a government contract."

"Space", by James Michener, is a really good read if you're into this sort of thing. I think he goes into quite some depth on the supply chain headaches of getting so many components with micrometric tolerances, all built by hundreds of different manufacturers spread across the US, to actually fit together. In hindsight it's amazing the things even got off the ground.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:46, archived)

*adds to list*

reading arnie's biography at the moment, quality read.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:53, archived)

I'll also plug this...

www.b3ta.com/links/The_Life_Scientific_Chris_Lintott

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:16, archived)

Yes

Guess I'll have to four-feet any further response...

(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 23:00, archived)

Balaclava lost? Make sign!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:28, archived)

I am suspicious of the Chocolate Reward

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:32, archived)

^this

It sounds highly suspicious.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:27, archived)

What goes in the slutty sailor,

stays in there for sloppy seconds.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:33, archived)

Rule 1 of being on ships: bring barter.

Everybody brings cigs, so what are you going to trade for cigs? More cigs?

I bring gourmet chocolate and sardines.

Usually exchanged for washing my clothes, pots of real coffee from the chef etc.

I dare not imagine what Tabs would ask for.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:57, archived)

Sounds like P&O Cruises have really gone downhill

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:11, archived)

P&O

Just thinking of working for them gives me anxiety issues.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:34, archived)

5lb bar of Ex-Lax.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:13, archived)

Actually

Not a such a bad idea...

Many a sailor lets himself down food wise when far away from nagging wifey with the inevitable consequences.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:31, archived)

I'm not sure I'd want a hug from someone who considers himself smelly even by Parisian standards

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:17, archived)

Horses

for courses.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:52, archived)

Captain, once again he is stealing all time your asso

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 13:35, archived)

My Asso

was on the line.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:34, archived)

I like your drawing.

Your offers of chocolatey hugging not so much.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 19:41, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 9:44, archived)

I'm going to pinch you

really hard
on the butt

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:15, archived)

ha ha

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:25, archived)

Like it or not, this is the way it was

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:26, archived)

Shellcock

Click for bigger (77 kb)

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 4:23, archived)

needs more feather and shitty poem

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 4:38, archived)

I can't find my feather and shitty poem pic

so this instead.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 5:48, archived)

'sup, Mofo

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 10:30, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 6:28, archived)

time well spent

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 4:57, archived)

Shellcock Holmes

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 11:25, archived)

mindpiss!

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ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 12:21, archived)

Buddy Christ The Redeemer

(SpiteClassic, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 1:21, archived)

everyone's gone to Brazil

there's just us two
put kettle on and I'll skin up

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 3:08, archived)

Spot-on aim from Clegg

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 23:30, archived)

he loves his own and others

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 17 Jun 2014, 17:25, archived)

The Great Leaping About Armistice of 1914.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 23:22, archived)

delete girder picture 2, of 2...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 0:26, archived)

hahahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:11, archived)

Unfortunately protocol meant he had to do the whole ceremony anyway

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:47, archived)

didn't change everything,

she still had a kid called Harry

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:58, archived)

Made this a while back. Been dealing with self-loathing since.

*wanders back off into self-loathing*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:16, archived)

You love it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:38, archived)

Still not got any work to do.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:14, archived)

Idle hands are b3ta's workshop...

Like it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:17, archived)

The word cybertroll springs to mind

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:38, archived)

Fifth horseman announced, name TBA

name TBA name TBA

_{They're thinking of going with Delusion but sticking with Tony for the time being.}

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:38, archived)

this is rather epic

i think he should be called Despair

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:44, archived)

Deniability?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:45, archived)

oooo, yes!

bugger, hometime

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:49, archived)

'Belief'

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:03, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:59, archived)

Awesome

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:11, archived)

Beckett, Bush, Blears, Brown, Blair.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:12, archived)

Ha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:26, archived)

WOO!

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Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:23, archived)

That evil smile!

Woo

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:28, archived)

wow brilliant

have this

youtu.be/04mI3d336JE

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:32, archived)

You do the creepy, evil bastard look well.

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:12, archived)

I thought he'd shopped in a photograph...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:14, archived)

Thanks

Wait, you are talking about the picture, right?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 19:00, archived)

'bout time I dusted off one of these actually. See if it's faded...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:16, archived)

hahaha

terry pratchett said that the fifth horseman should be called Clancy, but to be honest Tony was more warlike

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:25, archived)

'Danger'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:35, archived)

This is very good

Never expected All Foreigners Especially The French to look like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:39, archived)

I am full of awe!

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An Egg ,D, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:06, archived)

Ronald

Soak?

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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 21:26, archived)

I doubt it.

That face would curdle milk well before he had time to deliver it. The less said about the strawberry yoghurt the better,

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jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 0:39, archived)

Fifth horseman announced, name TB

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 23:52, archived)

King John's Scribbling of the Tablecloth, 1215.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:05, archived)

*checks bollock/pube ratio*

nothing to see here, move along

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:12, archived)

You don't get to be king without attention to detail.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:15, archived)

and a massive fuckoff sword

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:19, archived)

Kinky.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:20, archived)

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:30, archived)

I have a massive heavy cavalry sword.

I can barely wield it....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:28, archived)

i bet it's easier to lift with one arm than the other, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:30, archived)

its easiest with my mouth

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:33, archived)

o_0

is it a massive cavalry pork sword?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)

well,

It IS best swung off the back of a horse...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:40, archived)

perv

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:42, archived)

They should have played beer pong instead.

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:36, archived)

Frankeinstein

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Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:45, archived)

's Monster

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:48, archived)

I'd say the Monster, being effectively the "son" of Frankenstein,

sort of had the right to call himself Frankenstein too. If he wanted.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:13, archived)

MacFrankeinstein

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 18:17, archived)

It's Frankenstein's Munster, actually.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:50, archived)

you are very silly :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:53, archived)

Ooh yes!

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Ninj, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:23, archived)

Bolts!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)

Also, "PUTTIN' ON THE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITZ!!"

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:39, archived)

aaaannd

now i know what to watch tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:41, archived)

*Feldman eyes*

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 20:53, archived)

Nicest of the extremely intelligent artificial, slightly mindless, human constructs

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:24, archived)

Early Morning doodle, because I don't have any work to do at the moment.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:39, archived)

oooo, nice!

reminds me of Koopa City from the Super Mario Bros film

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:53, archived)

lovely

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:02, archived)

Very nice!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:35, archived)

They should be safe up there

on their ridge, with the stars to admire

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 17:25, archived)

Ctrl-Shift-Delete, Gary...

*edit* sorry for jumping in above you old bean...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:49, archived)

it could've all been so different.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:54, archived)

Woo! Have a pea for the compo: Josef Fritzl, grandpa of the year.

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inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:58, archived)

I'll add this here also

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:18, archived)

without the lumps, he's steve martin?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:34, archived)

Question : What is this guy's b3ta username?

www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Man-pink-underwear-fetish-jailed-walking-city/story-21226704-detail/story.html

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:00, archived)

Sounds a bit like this guy?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:22, archived)

seems a shifty type

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:26, archived)

Not to name names but...

..Atomic's been suspiciously quiet of late
imjusayin

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:54, archived)

no wifi in the big house

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 16:02, archived)

i'm sure the noncery would have leaked out eventually

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 15:22, archived)

this is no longer in my head. honk! honk!

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RmIrHWoYW8&feature=kp

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:50, archived)

honk!

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:54, archived)

it would have been scarier, certainly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 13:59, archived)

Another shitty prequel

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:10, archived)

oy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:19, archived)

Enough already!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 14:49, archived)

lulz

Click for bigger (48 kb)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 17 Jun 2014, 14:13, archived)

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