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[challenge entry] Also works on eccles cakes
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:31, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 10:32, archived)
# I'm now hungry
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 11:00, archived)
# A bargain
:D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Does it work on scones?
Please say it works on scones.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Yes
but only on plain scones
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 13:50, archived)
# *sounds of ramification pondering*
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:07, archived)
# adapt it to take the fruit and veg out of anything
And get the contract to install them at the Scottish border.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Neeps?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:26, archived)
# Lynn has a filthy mouth.
Stay well clear.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 21:29, archived)
# But you should see what she can do with half a grapefruit and her false teeth out
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 9:51, archived)
# Kickstarter
I bet it would get funded.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 22:49, archived)
# No reason...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:57, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Homme on the Range

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 5:07, archived)
# can't wait to see the bucking bukchoi
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 6:32, archived)
# nice advert gaussian =)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 7:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 2:52, archived)
# Hi, I'm Chet and I'll be your server tonight
Can I start you off with some drinks?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 2:56, archived)
# my IRL GF (trufax) was freaking out a bit when I started stabbing out the eyes with a wirecutter
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 3:21, archived)
# Oh Pedro
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 4:22, archived)
# I like 'Waiting'
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:27, archived)
# did you get the job?
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 16:08, archived)
# Another 12p Wonder
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha revoltingly talented.
You are his secret identity AICMFP.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 0:52, archived)
# oooh fuck
hahahaha fucking love these
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 2:32, archived)
# ha ha , superb

mine was going to have some painful adventures.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 4:58, archived)
# If he lies on the ground
I'll have somewhere to park my bike
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 9:33, archived)
# Do some smack- get the sack.
I'm getting this horrible sense that when he's not The Scrote, he's mild mannered Barbara Bush.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Scrolling down right now.
Surprised
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] BECAUSE THERE IS NO TIME
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:19, archived)
# I am in hel
Hel me
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:21, archived)
#
TTR ye not! ;)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:46, archived)
# haha
did TTR
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 2:04, archived)
# 50% better than Yo
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:59, archived)
# put a ttr in your shttr
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 2:48, archived)
# Goatse
Goat do

(Now I need to make a picture)
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 3:06, archived)
# yes
you do...
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 3:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe
Can I pea this?

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:31, archived)
# nni
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 23:28, archived)
# The Saggiest Superhero
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:10, archived)
# Here, take my 12p
: D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:30, archived)
# So many pages of filth for 12p!
Buys
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:31, archived)
# I hope one of the 64 pages he says the words 'you're sacked'
Very nice
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:31, archived)
# Excellent
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:47, archived)
# I don't think I've ever seen The Indestructible Scrote in the same room as Peter Stringfellow,
but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:55, archived)
# bargain!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Hey Mister Scrote, I think that's her husband!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 23:36, archived)
# I wish to see this superhero vs. Piers Morgan
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 23:53, archived)
#
Scrote vs Cunt.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not one to let a good idea go to waste


*Tips hat to brown-wings and monkeon*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# holes ?....sounds like a job for "Filla Fella"
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:54, archived)
# {:-D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:46, archived)
# is that a marmot in a hat
or a bellend digging a whole?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 23:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:34, archived)
# MULTI PURPOSE
Are there other holey mints in need of filling?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:26, archived)
# Life Savers
The hipster of the holed mint genre
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:29, archived)
# Pre-dating the Polo by 36 years!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:35, archived)
#

(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 6:17, archived)
# oof
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:41, archived)
# Hahahah oooooh fuck
(, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] For better shaped man boobs
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 20:28, archived)
# Hello girls....
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:05, archived)
# Is it bulletproof?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:14, archived)
# corset is
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Corsets for horses
in Dorset
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] from the makers of the Garibaldi Currant Counter...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Heheh
Needs some mint polyfilla for holes which are too big.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Polofilla surely.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:43, archived)
# *Spang*
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 20:16, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha
I really want a De-figulator
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha ha, de-figulator :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 16:18, archived)
# sensible shoes
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 16:44, archived)
# they bloody werent
proper ankle breakers they were.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Extensive internet research
has lead me to believe that stretching, rather than drilling, is the normal method.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:22, archived)
# Goatse Polos?
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:44, archived)
# Excellent!! :D
I holely approve of this
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 16:26, archived)
# This was way, way better in my head
way better in my head
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:02, archived)
#
I have NO idea...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Smokey Robinson and the Merkels
I'm very sorry
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:12, archived)
# Ah....
have no idea what/who that is so would never have got it :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:30, archived)
# wake up wake up wake up
hootie and the blowfish?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:11, archived)
# Contemporary...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:20, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 7:31, archived)
# That SDCC Batman V Superman teaser trailer in full
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:51, archived)
# Well...
thats saved me 9 quid, ta.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:03, archived)
# You wanna shop around, I can get pissed on for a fiver down my local
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:15, archived)
# 1.38 a litre for white cider,
is the cheapest way round here.
I tend to be a bit extravagant though, and buy the 1.68 litres of Frosty Jack.

*edit* just actually re-read what you wrote... lol
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:32, archived)
# to my coffee-depraved brain, that made perfect sense
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:11, archived)
# You forgot Wonder Woman
wearing Xena's sweaty cast-offs.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:26, archived)
#
I used to have a thing for Xena...
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:06, archived)
# What sort of thing?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 21:50, archived)
# hehehe Brill
/
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 22:19, archived)
# It's a thing, apparently (NSFW)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Noon....
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:40, archived)
# finally!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Yes,
I was fed up waiting for them to come to me, ringing my bell and informing me a roof tile/chimney pot had come loose/fell down.
If I want to fuck up my guttering and steal the lead from my roof, I'll jolly well do it myself thankyou.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely. Kerlick
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:05, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffft!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 20:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 9:51, archived)
# I like his hipster scarf MADE FROM THE FLAYED SKIN OF HUMANS
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:17, archived)
# all the beardy twats are wearing them this fall
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:18, archived)
# From renowned designer Calvin Gein
You should see his human foot shoe range
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:28, archived)
# Scrote coat?
Lu-kayyyy
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 18:31, archived)
# This is the best misplaced eyed cat picture I have seen so far today
ning
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:36, archived)
# FP Now!!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:49, archived)
# oh hai!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:06, archived)
# yo quiero!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:09, archived)
# 'Noon!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:10, archived)
# yo - D -
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:17, archived)
# My Cat
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 13:55, archived)
# poor thing!
her eyes are falling from her ears :(
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 14:15, archived)
# Haha. Zorak cat!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a made up problem because I have no Daily Mail reading friends, let alone ones who wish they could save time typing
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 8:22, archived)
# Yeah, TOAP Like I care realy
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 1:27, archived)
# Well, it amused me.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 3:24, archived)
# ...like bulbus glandus amused?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 3:31, archived)
# I think you're confusing amused and excited
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 4:57, archived)
# ...must have something to do with why I got banned from the fairgrounds
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:14, archived)
# !!!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 4:00, archived)
# lightning diarrhoea
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 10:00, archived)
# Brown and sticky.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:25, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(, Tue 29 Jul 2014, 8:15, archived)
# Shitfish :D
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:32, archived)
# very slippery!
yeesh :D
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:33, archived)
# Yay Slippery Fish
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:41, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:44, archived)
# MadCatMan luvs teh MadCats
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:46, archived)
# It gets me every time
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:47, archived)
# ^ That cat.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 17:28, archived)
# Fish shitting videos now
two bears one cup next.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 23:14, archived)
# :) as a fish wrangler, i approve
but do one where the water keeps flowing while it's shitting
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 23:24, archived)
# :)

(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 6:14, archived)
# It's a brown trout!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 15:20, archived)
# RPS is shite -- give it up

(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:46, archived)
# extra cooling for...no
mind control ray prototype?
feet enhancer?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:48, archived)
# the black box is the digital eyespacer, and the white box is the foot enlargment raygun
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Router has been getting hot, but no trouble yet. Just a preventative measure. Vertical mounting helps, but anything with a radio in it dies sooner when it's hot.
akshally, black box is a nice little 4 port switch with 4 built-in USB ports for network sharing.

NAS brains are all on that little Card,
I took a heat sink from a dead videocard, and laid it on the CPU (yes, there's thermal paste) -- The fan is blowing on that.

better((???!))) view here...
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Nice cheery duct tape.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:31, archived)
# i didnt wanna use up my black and purple zebra tape
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:34, archived)
# Sounds like goth warning tape.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:46, archived)
# Is there somewhere for the air to go?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:41, archived)
# yes, the router has slits on the top, bottom, and sides.
Already an hour later; I can feel it is much cooler.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:49, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:48, archived)
# some ingenious hackery
but wouldn't it have been cheaper/easier just to buy a new router?
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 23:26, archived)
# it too would have gotten hot
besides, I love kludgery
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 1:03, archived)
# what is it?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 1:08, archived)
# Forced Convection Cooling
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 2:30, archived)
# a right fukin' ballsup
(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 3:27, archived)
#

(, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 3:46, archived)
# How does this shit work again?

(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 19:54, archived)
# you want to strip out the auto thumbnail tags
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:07, archived)
# That would be an excellent idea!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:08, archived)
# change the first a href= to img src=
and then lose the img bit onward

*edit - BOOM! that's better
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:09, archived)
# AH HAAAA!
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:10, archived)
# 9 years, 10 months, 25 days and still an amatuer
that's how I roll
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:13, archived)
# you must have never seen my usefull guide


Which is so dated it talks about red x's
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 20:55, archived)
# I like red X
have a smiley rice face
 photo Jeera-rice.jpg
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:00, archived)
# this goes against my 'never eat anything with a face' thing
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:08, archived)
# Presumably you would still eat
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:16, archived)
# well, yes I would. I am not against eating seafood -- even the rare blobfish
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:20, archived)
# maggot head
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 23:19, archived)
# I'd quite like a Firefox plug-in
which brought back the red x.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:09, archived)
# I bet you'd like a jab in the japseye with a red-hot fireplace poker.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:19, archived)
# That as well.
(, Sun 27 Jul 2014, 21:21, archived)

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