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# "Made it, Ma! Top of the World of Carpets!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:47, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3faxeTWZZMU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGNqrAtsgg
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:54, archived)
# am it be gheyshift already?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:56, archived)
# I operate a 24 hour 365 day policy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:03, archived)
# yay, more gay for everyone!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:05, archived)
# My backdoor's always open.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:05, archived)
# from an actual doormat at a sweet elderly woman's home:
'back door guests are best'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:08, archived)
# Cheating biddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:31, archived)
# Get a room!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] So it turns out if you apply Speccy-correct colours to a bitmap of Bez you get desperate Dan having a stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:32, archived)
# Why are you here?
I'm drinking next door.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:34, archived)
# Is it an impromptu piss up? I'm in!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:38, archived)
# Does next door know?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:42, archived)
# I haven't said anything, so if they found out it wasn't me.
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:54, archived)
# F.A.S.T.P.I.E.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:36, archived)
# 6031769
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:42, archived)
# now take away the number you first thought of...

ta da
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Hello Moley
Happy evenings to you. You are loved.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:11, archived)
# yay!
hallo spazzy

love you too

*hugs*

don't tell the missus though...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Dammit K-9

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:01, archived)
# Top work there!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:13, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:18, archived)
# That game was a rip off of Knightlore.
Which in turn was a rip off of Head Over Heels.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:49, archived)
#
doesn't work on intel macs :'(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:56, archived)
# Dear God, NOOOO!
Why bother when there's Barbarian in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:05, archived)
# I got a hell of a lot further on this remake than I did on the original
Amazing how useful a shadow underneath you is when flying downwards in isometric view
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:20, archived)
# unfortunately it's supposed to be Batman
carrying a bomb that's been replaced by a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 4:15, archived)
# Subjlols
Don't be a lazy internetter
Write a rhyme for the imaginary newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:45, archived)
# I shall try
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:46, archived)
# One line can't rhyme with itself
er, unless you repeat it I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Are you shitting in a bag?
Are you pissing down a tube?
Are you eating through a straw?
You will be soon you picture-less noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:47, archived)
# THIS DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
# Oh wait yeah it does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)
# around beethreeta and across the land
a cry rings out: “SHIT IN YOUR HAND!”
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
# I'd applaud this
if I didn't have a handful of shit
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:28, archived)
# both my cat and I would like to see a photograph of your hand
this is Ebola my poorly cat, he's not very well:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:58, archived)
# He looks fine to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:55, archived)
# He looks delicious to me.
Does he go well with french fries?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:31, archived)
# as soon as i saw this pic, i started hearing a large housefly buzzing around
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:14, archived)
# ... because you'd turned on your buzzbum(tm) stimulator.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:33, archived)
# buzz bum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:37, archived)
# also,
i bet that tastes like chicken
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:14, archived)
# my cat doesn't like you talking about him like that
he's a bit of a grouse
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:37, archived)
# also... do you fancy joining forces and making the FP CAT game a reality?
we'd make a killing
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
# pfft, so whe're stooping that low, OK! :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:42, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 23:16, archived)
# mofaha
we're still waiting

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:38, archived)
# front page this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:21, archived)
# There once was a wheatfield mofaha...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
# image
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:48, archived)
# It's fandabbyrosey
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
# Far less distrubing 8)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:54, archived)
# eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:09, archived)
# Aaaargh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:31, archived)
# Shooting Stars was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:33, archived)
# you forgot to tick the "God" option
stupid noob mod
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:49, archived)
# I'm being a Pantheist today
so it doesn't really matter what name I use.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:50, archived)
# is that one of those underwear sniffers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:53, archived)
# !!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:58, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 17:02, archived)
# haha
nice brain
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Home lols
Hall of fame
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:14, archived)
# so, what youre saying is that Mofaha is one of the gods?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:00, archived)
# You don't believe in pants?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 16:12, archived)
# I can't think of any words is a picture ok?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:52, archived)
# THREADSAVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:52, archived)
# I was thinking if people stopped saying ROB MANUEL FINGERS DOGS
He might just come back
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:57, archived)
# fingering dogs since 1886
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:59, archived)
# ahhhh yeaa-ahhh
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:10, archived)
#
It makes no difference question setter,
we still won't see a new Newsletter,
to grace the page that's at the front,
so no more rhymes, you lazy [mod edit]!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:30, archived)
# ha! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
#
There was a time when I didn't have to plead
You were a real go-getter
We didn't have to beg for a newsletter
I might like you better if you weren't a bed wetter
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:10, archived)
# ...who fingers a red setter
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:15, archived)
# I had to edit it for more poetic accuracy.
I've been wanting to use that Romeo Void reference for YEARS!

Pardon me, yes, Irish setter.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:25, archived)
# God, I haven't heard of them in YEARS!
Kinda x-ray specs meets Patti Smith!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 19:50, archived)
# With a dash of Chrissie Hynde
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:32, archived)
# everyone should be a mod, similar to the current scheme, only more so
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 20:39, archived)
# Mofaha®
Now in full 8bit color
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 21:41, archived)
# MUTINY!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] God, this takes me back
this takes me back
this image apparently dated 24th October 2003
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:27, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:34, archived)
# Woah! That's radical!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:48, archived)
# shouldn't that be rear view?
(I helped save b3ta! Cock BANNED from /talk, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:08, archived)
# With or without anti-aliasing?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 16:17, archived)
# Lols
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 22:15, archived)
# Friday afternoon - roll on pub time

biggus clickus
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 5:40, archived)
[challenge entry] A competition entry and topical all at the same time - and the file size? 48k!
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:11, archived)
# also, and NWOT
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:16, archived)
# Pea
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:55, archived)
# too soon?
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:01, archived)
# Yes, yes, that's Willy Wonka not Charlie....intended...
Yew don't want to make an issue of it...
(Indifferent Leveson Inquiry closed - please leave a message., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] One more... anyone remember this? It was a Crash Smash, as I recall...
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Looks like good supporting evidence that he's oversexed
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Lunchtime noodling
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:53, archived)
# woo!
That game pretty much got me into computers as a lad
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick Pea
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] And...
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:45, archived)
# 3 weeks? It would have rotted off
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick n' Dirty one....
First attempt and all.........

(lladoog once licked never beaten, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:26, archived)
# Dead or Alive was a fantastic game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:29, archived)
# Absolutely.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Shame that's GUNFRIGHT
And the MSX version, at that...

Dead or Alive was a lot more... 'interesting'...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:58, archived)
# They did well getting that graphics resolution out of a Spectrum.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Musn't grumble...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely Moley, poor Mr Slug :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
After a really shit start to the day that's cheered me up
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahah
awwww
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
*Fizz*
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Baking Bread


Click for bigger (114 kb)
(xylodrum, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:45, archived)
# Haha
Fucking pretentious bearded hipster twat. I hope someone throws him in the bin.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:48, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Newsletter subjlols suggestions
really?
yes really, you never know.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:04, archived)
# It's Friday, Go Full Auto!
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:09, archived)
# Is there any point?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:10, archived)
# It's some kind of existential challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:15, archived)
# I see. In that case ...
SITUATIONS VACANT: Shooting instructor required. Must like kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:30, archived)
# oof and winner
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:32, archived)
# Can't see anything wrong with giving a kid an Uzi...
off the top of my head...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:08, archived)
# If a subject line falls in the woods and there's no Newsletter to hear it, are there still lols?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:23, archived)
# That's so beautiful man
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
#
New fortnightly monthly six weekly bi-monthly edition coming soon
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:21, archived)
# Remember the B3ta Newsletter? We haven't (for ages)...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:34, archived)
# fuck off God
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:37, archived)
# ^ hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:54, archived)
# He won't stand for that I am sure
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:03, archived)
#
imgur.com/a/TnkRq
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:35, archived)
# THIS IS NOT THE NEWSLETTER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:57, archived)
# Please include an article about my new 'bugs and feature requests' forum #bafr #bafr4lyf
Thanks God
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:58, archived)
# We'll keep promoting UsvsTh3m until someone fucking looks at it, ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:59, archived)
# b3ta comedy night? Does anyone want another one?
(waxdart hello., Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
# A gland in the hand is worth two in the bush
Why do we do this and no Newsletter appears? Some sort of scientific experiment on the now great unwashed.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11096626
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:23, archived)
# I refer you to the Bugs And Features Requests:
"How about you stop asking for 'newsletter subjlols suggestions' every Friday?
Seeing as how the newsletter link is STILL fucked."

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:22, archived)
# It's because God is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:33, archived)
# playing with fire.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:37, archived)
# yeah, it's awful seeing all these one liner jokes being written for no reason on a comedy website
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:39, archived)
# I've said it before, but I don't really care about the Newsletter itself.
I just want to know who 'won' QTFW each week.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:43, archived)
# newsletteR Tape loading error
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:44, archived)
# Embracing recycling
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue1/
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 13:50, archived)
# Kids need Uzis like we need a hole in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:14, archived)
# And now the terror forecast
most parts of the country will be severe
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:25, archived)
# B3TA DEAD!!! (OBV)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:47, archived)
# Not news and blatantly more than one letter
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 14:53, archived)
# Your newsletter: a sense of continuity in a post-post modern society where acceptance of the fact that nothing actually lasts has a far greater impact than the few isolated instances of things inspiring hope.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 29 Aug 2014, 15:45, archived)
# PACT coffee. Buy some or never see another newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 18:34, archived)
# Here you are - you ungrateful cunts
It wasn't worth waiting for.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 30 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Carrie, Christine and…Annie Wilkes
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:02, archived)
# Nice :D
also..
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
# she's not going to react to that well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Much better! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
hallo old bean!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Hola Moley!!
\0/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:17, archived)
# Dave Grohl did Carrie...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:16, archived)
# Hai Baz!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:18, archived)
# Wotcher chief.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:21, archived)
# plop.
morning.

Clack fur bog.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Look: you know and I know that this is a sophisticated joke about the tension between State and Federal lawmaking procedures in Mexico;
but don't you worry that it might just confuse other board users?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:21, archived)
#
Why can't they be free? Why? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:29, archived)
# I think the clangers are in bad taste, you should know by now how they go down
won't someone think of the cygnets?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:46, archived)
#
I can assure you that each Clanger is stuffed with the finest cygnet foam.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:47, archived)
# foam isn't the answer to everything you know
Gosling Caulk is where the money is these days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:52, archived)
# the next time you get an angry swan stuck in some machinery you'll need something stronger than caulk
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
it's amazing how often that happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 12:27, archived)
# Now that's what I call Pressed Duck...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 1 Sep 2014, 13:07, archived)
# I'll just leave this here
(A Nonny Mouse, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:52, archived)
# took me a minute to recall the song title
marvellous strained punnage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:55, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:54, archived)
# meanwhile, back in the UK….
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 8:58, archived)
# nuggets. the devils turds.
It'll be the broken bottle instructor having his throat ripped out next!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:05, archived)
# bullets 'n' burgers
knives 'n' nuggets
fists 'n' fish
bites 'n' biscuits
battles 'n' bottles
marks 'n' spencer
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:10, archived)
# shiv 'n' sushi
Rumble 'n' roast
Cunted 'n' canapes
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:14, archived)
# Guns 'n Buns
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 9:53, archived)
# Slaps 'n Baps
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Costa Nostra
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:02, archived)
# Spears 'n Beers
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:40, archived)
#
Cannon and Ball
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 11:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:12, archived)

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