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(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 14:24, archived)
# Are you suggesting he looks down his nose at people?
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:27, archived)
# I like that both sets have eyebrows in there somewhere.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:27, archived)
# he might as well hae eyes in his nose
he's already got his brain in his arse
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:29, archived)
# Bit of a Jock in you I see
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:40, archived)
# not lately, no
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:53, archived)
#
subtle
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:35, archived)
# Visit Anywhere But London
would be a good tourist board campaign.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 20:17, archived)
# i will never sleep again
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:59, archived)
# Shit joke No. 94
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 12:13, archived)
# That ladder, like your puns, does not conform to proper safety standards
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 12:51, archived)
# 'loft conversion' LOLZORS!!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 13:26, archived)
# He has entered Ceiling Cat's lair!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Mini icon of the genus Pyrus


also
Any members of the B3ta Cook3ry club about please?
I want to make these delicious looking things allrecipes.co.uk/recipe/19121/peanut-butter-and-banana-cookies.aspx
recipe says 1 tablespoon baking powder which seems like shit loads to me wondering if it's a typo and should be 1 teaspoon?
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 11:55, archived)
#
looks like a typo to me.

Should be 125g baking powder and 1 tablespoon of mashed banana
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 12:09, archived)
#
Up Down o/
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Cheers SHG
Having now made them I'm reminded that peanut butter is Satan's condensed colonic juice
*sticks to marmite cookies
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] We're all in it together!
David Cameron seen last week!


(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 9:26, archived)
# I say that's rather a spiffing wedgie :)
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 11:22, archived)
# Nigh just this side of a camel toe...
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 13:58, archived)
# Shopped pics only plz.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 22:06, archived)
# "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 9:13, archived)
# great logo
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 11:07, archived)
# ^that
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 11:24, archived)
# i would buy this if it made toast like that
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:55, archived)
# "Not only melting the cheese but also your face"
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 15:57, archived)
# *screams*
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:19, archived)
# This checks out.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 20:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 7:27, archived)
# ahhh...
Been busy today mate?

*gurgles*
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 8:42, archived)
# I'm not going south of the Terra Meridiani at this time of night guv
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 9:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 22:41, archived)
# I have that exact same outfit
WOO!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 22:52, archived)
# The British Empire Strikes Back
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Would
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 23:38, archived)
# return of the gusset
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:18, archived)
# four feet? has he really got four?
if i had four feet i would run twice as fast
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 6:09, archived)
# cool
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 6:16, archived)
# I love amateur cosplay
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Tough times for cats...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 21:46, archived)
# cuffed cat is cross
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 23:22, archived)
# :)
give that cat a fish
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:19, archived)
# more of this kind of pussy wanking action
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:36, archived)
# catnipp is a hell of a drug
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 6:17, archived)
# MOAR?!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 11:18, archived)
# The lass on the right
has got a nice pair of jugs.


Just sayin'.........
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just leave this here...


(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 21:32, archived)
# Jolly good, indeed.
That is most indubitably well nice, sir.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 21:40, archived)
# Nicely
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 21:47, archived)
# Cylinder jockey?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 22:22, archived)
# 'this one goes out to all my Sherlock Holmies'
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 22:53, archived)
# most wonderful
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Lovin' it
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:29, archived)
# put the needle on the shellac


pump up the volume

(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 6:25, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 8:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Flankles/Cankles. YOU decide.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:17, archived)
#
i was so engrossed by the ladycurves that i didn't notice the flanning for ages
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 20:09, archived)
# You, Sir, are a deviant.
I bet you like to look at the piano's feet as well.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 20:19, archived)
# The one on the right has a line right up the back of their leg
is that from an accident or something genetic.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 22:31, archived)
# dat ass
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:17, archived)
# haha proper broken back action :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] This should go some way towards explaining the ancestry...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:57, archived)
# Virgin Galactic Exo-planet Dog Fingerer.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:43, archived)
# Needs more radiator
and piss.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 20:04, archived)
# Wooooo!

(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 4:53, archived)
[challenge entry] and this....
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:53, archived)
# *squints*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 17:58, archived)
# Two white space parties, ambassador you are spoilling us
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:02, archived)
# and still no little chocolate balls
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:10, archived)
# Blindingly white areas of snowscape
I know, I know. But out here I am constrained by using a computer I built from old sewing machine parts. Image transmission depends on a relay of heliographs and semaphore. I'm surprised it's the right way up (mind you, they've lost the colour).
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:16, archived)
# Dis a pear?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:48, archived)
# haha! no, a pear would be too obvious...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:09, archived)
# Whiter than a white thing in a very white place
Taking the piss with class. I bow down.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 20:53, archived)
# Now do someone sweeping up with a broom made of sticks.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 12:02, archived)
# Or large breasts
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 12:02, archived)
# or a woodwind instrument
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Particular about their sanitaryware, the Victorians
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:52, archived)
# A vote for the White Space Party is a vote for science.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:01, archived)
# I'm Adam Ant.
That is to say, I'm adamant I'm now blind.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] A Victorian Gentleman.


I loved Buffy.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:28, archived)
# wasn't that one on this morning?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:29, archived)
# Which channel?
As far as I'm aware, only Syfy are currently showing episodes of Buffy... and they're currently showing the last third of season two. Hush was episode 4x04, and they've just shown 2x20 (Go Fish). By my reckoning, it should be shown next on 12 November or thereabouts.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:37, archived)
# my fault
i was confusing it with the one where she's in hospital and the sick kids are being fed off. i was too busy watching attenborough :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:39, archived)
# 2x18 Killed by Death
Although they're not really that similar in my view...

I suggest you spend several days refamiliarizing yourself with the Buffyverse. You won't regret it.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:45, archived)
# i've got the first couple of series on dvd
i may just
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 17:01, archived)
# The nazi vampire in 'The Strain' bears a striking resemblance to The Gentlemen.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 17:59, archived)
# ^this
that show's pissed me right off. i was hoping for a proper disease show, like outbreak in series form, not fucking vampires! total cop-out!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 18:09, archived)
# So it does.
They also evoke The Silence and The Whispermen from Doctor Who - the production staff have mentioned the similarities, but it's unclear if they were part of the inspiration.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:30, archived)
# The big master vamp
somehow reminds me of Tim Curry as Pennywise.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Victorian pearoast for compo #2

(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 15:05, archived)
# zounds!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 15:55, archived)
# Afternoons!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:30, archived)
# ahah. ahahahahah.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:40, archived)
# You're only making it worse for yourself.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 11:26, archived)
# Shove it up his botty, angry mob!
Have a chortle. And a click, what the heck, feeling generous today.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 12:23, archived)
# so good
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 14:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Are there any women here today?
This is utterly, utterly hilarious and brilliant and I want to have babies
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 14:33, archived)
# oh wow
that's great!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# hahahahaha

(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 14:46, archived)
# bewbs
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:19, archived)
# Fantastic!
*enclickens*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 15:43, archived)
# YES.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Stoning's too good for 'im
Woo :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 17:00, archived)
# Cheers, guys.
And many thanks for the FP.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 17:55, archived)
# Ha Ha
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:09, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 19:48, archived)
# Oh dear, what's he done this time?
*googles. Damn you, stop making me feel sympathetic towards Top Gear.
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 3:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 8:26, archived)
# Lovely Cap'n!!
WOO :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 9:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 5:43, archived)
# Dude, yjis is totes going to get modded if you don't make this woman look more like a sexualised child.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 7:02, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 7:50, archived)
# *parp*
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 8:02, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 8:49, archived)
# Ba doom tish!
Or Badonkadonk, whatever you young folk are into these days
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 9:20, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 11:27, archived)
# Oh god
not so fucking hindsight
gary eyesight
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 14:35, archived)
# That's a peach!
;)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 9:38, archived)
# How d'ya like dem apples?
hang on ...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Fucking hell

haha I just saw the sig.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 14:11, archived)
# Needs bigger melons!!!
XD
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 16:59, archived)
# twat alert
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:50, archived)
# oh shit!
dude, you are sooo gonna to get caught
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:52, archived)
# you hardly even notice it
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:58, archived)
# oh my
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:15, archived)
# they make quite a 'pear' don't they, LOLOLOL!!!1!!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:20, archived)
# I don't get it

(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:33, archived)
# Fabulous
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:36, archived)
# Oh god no
hahaha
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:45, archived)
# u luv it
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:13, archived)
# that one's being launched to New Jersey
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
fucking hell. Terrible bullying of established b3ta member mofaha right here.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:55, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:55, archived)
# mmmmm
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:56, archived)
# Dear heart
Don't let it get to you. You are un-pearalleled on here
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 9:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 17:01, archived)
# is bad content better than no content?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 1:59, archived)
# Yeah, sure it is.
At least that's what I tell myself when I crywank myself to sleep at night.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:06, archived)
# mild stranglewank is much sexxier than crywank
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:25, archived)
# a bit of both is the ticket
(, Sun 5 Oct 2014, 0:22, archived)
# Tampax :D
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:29, archived)
# did she sneeze while kicking?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:31, archived)
# hahaha
(i googled the logo..)

is that a dispenser or a disposal unit?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 2:53, archived)
# dispenser, takes a US 5-Cent piece -- the Nickel
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:00, archived)
# ah yes, i see
i couldn't work out whether it was up on a wall or down on the floor
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:18, archived)
# the wall,
and now I see that one slot is marked 25c -- a whole quarter.
let me tell you, back in MY day...
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:19, archived)
# a down on the floor doody rag disposal unit would be pretty grim
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:21, archived)
# the entire lavatory was pretty grim.
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:24, archived)
# where were you?
it looks fun
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:25, archived)
# a secret government bunker
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:32, archived)
# which secret government?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:36, archived)
# the one i mentioned way back there somewhere
you know
SHHHH!
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 3:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
In 3D Butlervision!

(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 0:02, archived)
# Pinkeye machine?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2014, 0:16, archived)

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