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[challenge entry]
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:23, archived)
# One day someone is going to uncover a gnopsed mesolithic cave painting
And b3ta will rejoice!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:58, archived)
# didn't that already happen?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:08, archived)
# inspired by Satie's Gnopsopedie no7
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:58, archived)
# p[roper moon face :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:36, archived)
# isn't that mirah carey?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I say! That bounder DeHavilland-Banks has struck again!

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:03, archived)
# scoundrels, ruining perfectly good brick walls
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:10, archived)
# It's doubled property values in the area though.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Go on…spoil me…you know what I mean. It's a dreary Tuesday ;)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:13, archived)
# Cheers
Although not sure I get the spoiling reference..?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:17, archived)
# My fave thing, you know, don't be 'coy' now...
…;) Spoil me as in 'treat' :)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:22, archived)
#
errr... must be being slow. I have a nasty feeling that whatever it is you refer to was lost in the Great fire of B3tards though...
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:26, archived)
# Damn!!
It's *clue alert* John Wayne ;)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Got it!


...although where the reference to the OP came from I have no idea. you'd better not be inseminating that there is anything seamy about my finely-honed image.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:32, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!
*Glees* thanks mate :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:33, archived)
# Now safely rehosted on the b3ta service.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Phew!
:)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Not mine, but sure it was found here
but sure it was found here
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:25, archived)
# Classy.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:23, archived)
# arent u someone else?
im sure your someone else
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:55, archived)
# Ooh no Baz!!
I DID think that, asking for my fave as a reply to a post :)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 9:13, archived)
# marvellous
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:14, archived)
# *doffs stovepipe*
Ithankee
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Victorian Walter White
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Welcome aboard Max!!
:D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:13, archived)
# nice,
needs more mangle based opium processing though :)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:41, archived)
# Hi Max, he has a new album out....
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] they so would...
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] And a repost for the compo
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:58, archived)
# Ah Good Old Wogan
Ah Good Old Wogan

Loves a stuffed toy of a morning
And a pint of the oooooold Black stuff... Guinness that is... Foaming Black Love!
Only problem with this diet is that it makes your shits look like nobs of coal!
Yeah!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:12, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:19, archived)
# Poptastic !
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:22, archived)
# sometimes a little tooo poptastic. He really needs to get that seen to


anyone knwo how to make it animate faster? it's set to 0 seconds inbetween frames. would making it more lossy add more dither quicken it?)

EDIT - fixed
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:40, archived)
# try 0.03 seconds....
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:59, archived)
# ya fricking legend!
cheers sir!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:50, archived)
# KILL IT WITH SNORKERS!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:52, archived)
#
I dont know what a snorker is :(
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:56, archived)
# It's Woganese for a sausage :)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:59, archived)
# It's from
'The Cruel Sea' or similar, isn't it?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:09, archived)
# shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
To the pub!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:43, archived)
# :-)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Yay!
Seeing Valin in that thread made me do a sad face though.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:28, archived)
# Awe bugger! just made me do sad face as well now!
Was only telling a friend of mine about Valin the other day, couldn't find his tribute thread though, but did find Lord Kronos, double sad face day!

And I'm still waiting for my calendar!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:35, archived)
# The calendar
was past its use-by date, so had to be destroyed under EU law. Curse you, Brussels!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I know my place.


Long time no piccie. Sorry for general rubbish quality.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:46, archived)
# Bastards are everywhere at this time of year..
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:29, archived)
# just fighting back against the US bat-bombs
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:00, archived)
# Laddie Donglegs.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:17, archived)
# why has he got cock arms?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] See Tracy Emin on C4News...said top tories are very liberal...
...depends on definition I guess.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Pow
Satire
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:04, archived)
# Yeah, yeah...
...in fairness to David tho...politypes have been harking back to a rose tinted past for years...its arse.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:16, archived)
# I honestly don't know whats going on here
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:57, archived)
# There is no Perkins only Suul!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:51, archived)
# If only that was true
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:59, archived)
# I'd like to sleep with Sue Perkins
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 17:33, archived)
# i just want to say for the record, that she is not holding me
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 23:36, archived)
# Chuckle Norris
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:52, archived)
# 't me
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:57, archived)
# That's a beauty!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Cheers old boy!
:D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha, lovely
Nice tag
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:10, archived)
# Cheers matey
:D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:49, archived)
# Where would one purchase such an embroidered Chuckle-harness?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Apparently the Black-Eyed Peas were just called the Peas until they met Chuck Norris.
/favourite Norris Joke
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahah
Ning Baz :)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:49, archived)
# aaaaaaand...
now I've cum

thanks :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:42, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:50, archived)
# I...want...that...patch.......................................................................................................now..................................................
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:52, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:02, archived)
# a most excellent tagging
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:57, archived)
# Cheers matey
:D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:02, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 21:18, archived)
# Don't know how he managed to light up.

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice shoppin' :)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:51, archived)
# High praise indeed!
Ta!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:59, archived)
# :D super
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:04, archived)
# hahahaha, GREAT!
Cigull?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:09, archived)
# CIGULL!
I knew there was a pun ready to be made but it just wouldn't reveal itself to me.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:11, archived)
# woo et eww
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:20, archived)
# cool
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:48, archived)
# i keep throwing french fries in the air at him, but he's not catching them :(
also WOO! *cough cough*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:16, archived)
# haha is that a cig gull?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:42, archived)
# no, it's a 'C' Gull -- so named for the prolonged effects of regular companionship with it
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:07, archived)
#
But the original made me smile more!

Cancer inducing birds... well... what will do the bird droppings do?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:41, archived)
# It's a puffin.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 17:41, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 20:22, archived)
# He's a fag no dout
lol
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:37, archived)
# Skills!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:09, archived)
# Seagulls are so addicting.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:47, archived)
#
They're addicting who to what?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:40, archived)
# SMOKING GULLS
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 3:11, archived)
#
This should be frontpaged AGAIN! Or stuck there.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 17:42, archived)
# Very kind of you, thanks!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 19:54, archived)
# get away from her you Bitch!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:21, archived)
# Hahaha
She looks like she might be enjoying that.
'Nings
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:42, archived)
# Truly a thing of great beauty :)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:09, archived)
# ACES!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:10, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
:D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:15, archived)
# Very well done!!!!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:17, archived)
# I'm uninstalling photoshop right now
You have won the internet
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:27, archived)
# Oh Pedro :(((
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:51, archived)
# he's so licky
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:56, archived)
# 2 Live Crew's lesser known etc etc
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:59, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:41, archived)
# Ahm NAHTah Poo-dole
/Arnold-Schwartzenegger
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Cor!
Looks like her ear is starting to burn?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:19, archived)
# The only thing I don't like about this is
It's too wide for the FP...other than that it is both Woo and Yay!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:26, archived)
# Leave Ripley alone!!!!
Brilliant :)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:32, archived)
# So haut =)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Aw, she just wants a kiss
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 13:39, archived)
# PedroPerm
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha. The lick of death!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:20, archived)
# top giggles
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 16:26, archived)
# early 'ning all
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 6:37, archived)
# man he fucking rocks the mic!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 3:47, archived)
# Pffft!!! x2
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 3:55, archived)
# ifuckeditup
OBV
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 4:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
vibropear

wait there's two of them... that's GRATUITOUS
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 4:39, archived)
# The one with the leaf costs more.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 4:51, archived)
# conference pears
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 6:42, archived)
# <insert truly gratuitous "nice pear" joke here>
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:31, archived)
# Just how many tit mags does an eggman with no dick need?
Woo though
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 8:46, archived)
# He's a human bean................with needs.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:42, archived)
# and he's dead
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 15:00, archived)
# I'll have two vibro-pears
and a copy of "Lab" magazine, please.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:13, archived)
# Hardcore!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:43, archived)
# X>
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 10:55, archived)
# ^__^
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:44, archived)
# sexy
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 11:20, archived)
# sex
-y
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:45, archived)
# gotta sniff 'em first
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:44, archived)
# See if they're fresh.
(They are not)
:(
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I give you...Professor Glan's Patented Fly Simulator.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:01, archived)
# well, kick my dick
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 1:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 2:25, archived)
#

(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 2:56, archived)
# it's a Greek thing
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 3:48, archived)
# Not on my shoes
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 4:40, archived)
# anal sex
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 4:52, archived)
# so isn't
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 5:07, archived)
# but
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 5:40, archived)
# Hoverpants!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 2:25, archived)
# I drew a space ship (again) because I am bored with the whole Victoriana Steampunky Shtick
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Sweet artz. Are spandex uniforms allowed on board?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:03, archived)
# Mandatory
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 23:01, archived)
# Ladyboy-atory.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 23:11, archived)
# Camerons-atory.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 23:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Matron .....
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:53, archived)
# That chap has his lad out.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 21:57, archived)
# *Headbutts Queen*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:10, archived)
# haha hard lols :)
*click*
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Surprisingly not bindun yet ?

CFB        ye original image
 
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:23, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Skills.
There was an early one too, in the balcony setting =)

This must have taken ages
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:38, archived)
# Oooohh i missed that one...
should i change the mine's title to "unsurprisingly been done ?" :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:16, archived)
# Looks a lot like Jimmy Carr
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:34, archived)
# Smugwardians.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 20:57, archived)
# reminded me of this image. (whipped this up, but I think it's bindun)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:34, archived)
# Woooo!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 9:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Saturday Night Typhoid


I dont usually stay up for the gayshift..
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:04, archived)
# Indeed, you can infer by the employment of his gait, he is a woman's man without a moment for discourse.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:32, archived)
#
also that the orchestra is a tad stentorian and that he has been somewhat put upon since his nativity
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 18:53, archived)
# It would appear to be all on the starboard side, not to mention it is also a somewhat average experience.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 22:02, archived)
# would you know, he is this man's great grandfather
he is this man's great grandfatherHank Solar Loved to Dance
(, Tue 7 Oct 2014, 12:47, archived)
# jake the peg
(, Mon 6 Oct 2014, 19:14, archived)

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