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# o hai guys, I found a monochrome STAR WARS faceswap on the internet, is this the right board to post it on?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:17, archived)
# I'd love to wank over that 4 times a day, between watching my episodes of Clone Wars and Jeremy Kyle
and photoshopping non-memes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:22, archived)
# is doctor dyslexia dead? I miss that prick
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:25, archived)
# I didn't think you would be able to carrie it off
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:35, archived)
# Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:26, archived)
# this one is funny
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:36, archived)
# Oh wow thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:43, archived)
# just so you know, that's not an invitation to post a million of them
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:45, archived)
# I cordially invite you to post a million of them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:02, archived)
# I better just post one of anything now
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:05, archived)
# FINALLY
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:10, archived)
# Congratulations, you have achieved step 1 on the road to "Not Being A Repetitive, Unfunny, Boring Cunt"
Step 2: Make sure the dayshift achieves Step 1
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:12, archived)
# I have to make sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:15, archived)
# Yes, your status lends you gravitas among them.
No doubt they will try some sort of white-knight protesting in support of that awful shit, like they did with Ninj's faceswaps, which obviously totally proved the meanies wrong because of the sheer quality of the output, but you need to give it a good old go.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA! Lovely stuff, Froggie mate! :D
*auto-click* \o/ ;)
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:43, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:44, archived)
# thank goodness you're not upset.
I was terribly worried that you'd be awfully upset.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:46, archived)
# MY life is all good
I'm all good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# No, your life can't be that good
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/36694?q=fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:51, archived)
# but surely it's no worse than freebase ... oh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:53, archived)
# to change the subject
gayshift got shit. Is that because dayshift have turned into a such a bunch of pathetic, mutually-masturbating, brittle-boned cunts that the gayshift refuse even to come onto the same website as them? That's impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:00, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:53, archived)
# oh shit, it just hit me how empty and meaningless my life must be.
I can't imagine how awful it must be for anyone who is so desparate that they're projecting their life experiences onto my existence, they must be even more pathetic than I clearly am.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:58, archived)
# STOP HOUNDING HIM BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE HIS SENSE OF HUMOUR OR PHOTOSHOPPING TECHNIQUE
YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON IGNORE2.0 WAS INVENTED FOR
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:00, archived)
# Why did the forklift?
Because forklift.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:03, archived)
# STAR WARS
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:04, archived)
# all this bickering makes me do a " :'( ", imma 2.0 the lot of you
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:08, archived)
# I don't see any bickering, just points being made and accepted
Frogbeat seems to be quite reasonable.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:10, archived)
# it's bickering because there isn't unconditional praise flowing in every direction which is the only true path to board harmony
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:14, archived)
# this is the best the /board has been for about 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:21, archived)
# Aw man, I chose the worst time to take up amateur electronics.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 7:52, archived)
# Ant McPartlin?
Photoshopped pics only, please
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 10 Dec 2014, 12:51, archived)
# I am not a crook!
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:57, archived)
# topical
sorry, meant to say topicalols
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:52, archived)
# needs more rectal rehydration
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:20, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:37, archived)
# bork more years
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:40, archived)
# I can see her bum cheeks
*wanks*
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
# IRL GROWLY LOLs
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:49, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:54, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:01, archived)
# eh
*shrugs*
*mumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:04, archived)
# faster

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:05, archived)
# phwoar, I'd stick my wand between her bum cheeks and no mistake
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:06, archived)
# would you like to put your penis in her vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:08, archived)
# Eh?
What do you think I am, some sort of poofter?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:13, archived)
# *wanders off, sighing*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:16, archived)
# i-i-i-i really it like it
it's just not, , , fast enough :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:20, archived)
# Needs more iwo jima
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:43, archived)
# It don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:57, archived)
# it's funny because it's not funny
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:13, archived)
# It's very fuuny
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:40, archived)
# hahah
worth a shot
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:00, archived)
# Fat whore. Leave Harry alone.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 2:53, archived)
# YOU FAT WHORE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:42, archived)
# you know, I didn't see her the first time down
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:51, archived)
# Haha!
Norty Gandalf! Checks watch, *legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:55, archived)
# Make sure you *click* it before you leg it, because Froggie is such a lovely fella
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Tut tut
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:00, archived)
# BACK TO THE SHIT MEME DRAWING BOARD I GUESS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:56, archived)
# Em...
OK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:58, archived)
# you should do something neato
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:08, archived)
# then repeat it ad nauseam until someone else joins in, that's a meme, dude
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:09, archived)
# then someone might do a funny one and then it (and, therefore you) will be validated
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:10, archived)
# Em...
OK!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
# I suggest suicide
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:11, archived)
# I'd meme the fuck out of that pic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:13, archived)
# froglift committing suicide is the new markp0rter leaning on stuff
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:14, archived)
# just imagine it in iwo jima
or, or, in front of naked vietnamese kids, or like, with flan going FUCK, or if it was on a forklift truck, or, or like if it was in Jaws or Star Wars or something hahahahahahaha the possibilities are so limited! YAY
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:22, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:34, archived)
# sorry, I'll delete it if I'm stealing your thunder
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:36, archived)
# God I really have pissed you off at some point!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:37, archived)
# no, not necessarily
needy, humourless meme-by-repetition is shit. That's the overarching point. I'm sure you're a lovely fella, just like Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:43, archived)
# Yeah ok!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:45, archived)
# This douchebag sure gets around.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] From The Phoenix Police Dept
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:18, archived)
# clearly the only way that police can avoid accusations of racism is if they refuse to shoot anyone who isn't white
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:21, archived)
# are they jamaican?
(smimon 92, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:26, archived)
# No, they did it of their own accord
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:31, archived)
# What is your position on bumholes?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:27, archived)
# straddling
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:29, archived)
# needs more bumholes
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:29, archived)
# glad someone agrees
(smimon 92, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:32, archived)
# 12 years a dave



© 12 years a dave
(12 years a dave, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:21, archived)
# welcome aboard the good ship b3ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:24, archived)
# thanks
D:
(12 years a dave, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:26, archived)
# [editing this, wouldn't want to spoil anything]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:28, archived)
# hi [:
(12 years a dave, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:30, archived)
# needs more bumholes
(smimon 92, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:31, archived)
# Good shout me, I shall fire up potatoshop and do my own bumhole version.
(smimon 92, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:41, archived)
# needs less bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
# fuher
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:48, archived)
# needs fuhrer bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:03, archived)
# needs about the same number of bumholes
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:45, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:03, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:23, archived)
# fucking hope not
(that we have to put up with another 12 years of dave, that is)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:46, archived)
# PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!
Perfect quantity of bumholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:54, archived)
# What's your bumhole quotient, eh chum?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:07, archived)
# ):
(12 years a dave, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:13, archived)
# hello

clicky 4 biggie
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:13, archived)
# I like everything in this picture
especially the bear suits
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:23, archived)
# That's funny because I like everything in the picture except the bear suits.
And the sniff, and booze and if I'm honest, the Lego. I'm OK with the cash though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:52, archived)
# I like everything in this picture except the wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:33, archived)
# its "Post your shitty version of some else's work Thursday"!


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:50, archived)
# Better you mean
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:51, archived)
# oop!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:52, archived)
# Works a lot better then the one I did
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:53, archived)
# but I like YOURS better
greener grass and fences and all that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
# GET A ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
# that will be for 3 then?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Oh, alright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:37, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:12, archived)
# *wolf whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:24, archived)
# is this from 'dancing in the street'?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:32, archived)
# ahh, ha ha ha!!
No, it's not Mick Jagger, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:39, archived)
# This is strangely hypnotising
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
# Lou Reed looks a lot like Michael Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
# not really,
the similarities of texture of an artwork can create a sense of similarity in the subject matter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# I touched Lou Reed's face once
like an oily tangerine
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:14, archived)
# ...you sure it wasnt his nutsack?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:12, archived)
# Pole dancing and a play corner?
Jim's Jim'll Fix It request?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
# Not forgetting disembodied hoverlegs
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Did you add cellulite to this image?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Gawd....picky, picky, picky...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:09, archived)
# Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 3:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:15, archived)
# good god!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:21, archived)
# sexy eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:25, archived)
# i suppose?
it appears to be transgendered, so i guess if it's a 'shemale' foot, then yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:25, archived)
#
Guffaw!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:41, archived)
# fairly sure they had a 'thickness' test before you were allowed on there
much like catch phrase supposedly had
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:14, archived)
# :D
Bastard Firefox is making Gifs shift out of sync on refresh :(
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:46, archived)
# Volando va el idiota
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:06, archived)
# leave Mediocre alone!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:32, archived)
# :-(((
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:55, archived)
# You you you you youyouyouyouyouyouyou
Mediocre tory you!

"Points"
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:58, archived)
# *misses*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:38, archived)
# I sense a disturbance in the Force
Someone complaining about not being in this dimension?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 20:24, archived)
# You have me on ignore too?
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:39, archived)
# we all do, sweetie!
it's really for your own good
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:46, archived)
# I can't hear you
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# oh, it upsets you?
*ignores*
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# No of course not
It's cool man
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:49, archived)
# As it's Thursday. Morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:51, archived)
# Morning?

MORNING?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooning

Biggest cow in the world. Truefax
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:58, archived)
# U OK Hun?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:13, archived)
# Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:16, archived)
# What practical use is there in breeding such a big fuckoff cow?
I mean, seriously. The only thing I can think of is that you don't need to sit down while milking it (all robotics now anyway), or licking its anus.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:24, archived)
# Good point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:29, archived)
# FORG!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:56, archived)
# this is happening outside my window right now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:14, archived)
# Like you have windows where you are
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)
# Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:20, archived)
# I think the exit's are blocked
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:21, archived)
# I wish gators were fucklifts. : (
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:33, archived)
# tragic
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:45, archived)
# how oscar got his legs...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:53, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:40, archived)
# this is the sort of thing
that is generally similar to itself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:40, archived)
# Em...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:07, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:04, archived)
# He looks very determined.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha! what on earth?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:17, archived)
# request for help
I'm looking for a picture, it's the old guy with a moustache in a party hat sleeping/drunk? at a table.

Because reasons


edit:never mind, someone on /talk was helpful
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:19, archived)
#
www.b3takit.co.uk/site/tag/dick-beattie/

Also - hamtoucher ;)

EDIT Someone on /talk? Helpful? Ye gods what has happened to this place?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
# No way, /talk, helpful.
It's a sign of the coming B3ta apocalypse.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:50, archived)
# This worries me deeply
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:53, archived)
# someone on /talk was helpful?
Jeez, colon dee was right, this place has gone soft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:23, archived)
# Argh mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:23, archived)
# I thought the same thing...
piss all round
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:45, archived)
# They're clearly grooming him
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:45, archived)
# Probly's allready a goner
With more sausage of dubious provenance up his sphincter than a Horse meat Banger factory.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:24, archived)
# that's him officer!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:27, archived)
# the resemblance is uncanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:29, archived)
# it actually turned out to be a very good but inaccurate police sketch rendition
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:34, archived)
# Si!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:48, archived)
# Must be pretty crappy charlie if he's dropping off at the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:43, archived)
# Is this some sort of Mexican drug lord?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:23, archived)
# soz, already done it
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:30, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:33, archived)
# Christmas is FUCKED
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:54, archived)
# Okay, going to extend this...
Talk, of course, was no help for me. Can anyone help with this?

Looking for something
A while back, one of the QOTW was about corporate retreats or such fodderol.

One of the best was a guy who told how they had to write down before the retreat began what they expected to hear out of it, and he wrote something along the lines of "hearing buzzwords and touchy-feely affirmations that aree meaningless in the long run." And the consultant read it out loud at the end.

I want to quote him -- or her, but I recall it was a male -- in something on Deviantart (for those of you who know what's happening there), and I'd like to give him proper credit.

Thanks for any help or coherent answers you can provide!

And so to keep with this part of the board, here's something I made in 1997 or so to keep with the holiday spirit.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:22, archived)
# he died after he caught his penis in his zip and bled to death :(
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:29, archived)
# Wishing you a merry Christmas, just like the time we were all incarcerated down at the state penitentiary.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:40, archived)
# I'm starting a new exterme sport


Shark sailing :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)
# that looks invigorating
how do you steer it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, archived)
# sheer bloody determination
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
# with your feet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:15, archived)
# woah! hold the front page! bobs is back!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:18, archived)
# Well, HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:56, archived)
# as long as you don't hurt the shark
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
# she's grand
and as it's coming towards Xmas, those extra pennies in her pocket don't hurt one bit. you know what I mean? :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:16, archived)
# i had no idea sharks were marsupials!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:22, archived)
# they can lick their own elbows too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:28, archived)
# talented bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:30, archived)
# the wonderful world of shark <3
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:35, archived)
# Nofin ventured
Nofin gained
*runs
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:55, archived)
# respect
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:12, archived)
# Thanks! XD
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:47, archived)
# Bastard dog.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:36, archived)
# why you little shitbag!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:44, archived)
# them cheeky dawgs!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:14, archived)
# LOSSIE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:49, archived)
# HOORAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:24, archived)
#
www.jonprovost.com/
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:47, archived)
# ha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:19, archived)
# such a charming fellow...
*pats
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, archived)
# reminds me of the dog that belonged to the scotsman in ren and stimpy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:56, archived)
# I'll be banana...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)
# ha, that's a great one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:45, archived)
# Cheers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
# street-porter teefs!
nice one, ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:50, archived)
# Arnie's too!
:D cheers Smash
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
# bdea bdea bdea thats all folks!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:05, archived)
# oh thats clever.
*applauds
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:47, archived)
# Classic Ladybird range

de_RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:03, archived)
# typical poor, no idea how to cook
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:05, archived)
# nice Jedi handle on that pot mind?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:07, archived)
# it's a rainbow of god's love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:08, archived)
# No THIS is God's love!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:11, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:14, archived)
# it's a miracle!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:14, archived)
# it certainly looks "well loved"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:47, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 13:52, archived)
# blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:21, archived)
#


Click for bigger (185 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:22, archived)
# what a beauty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:28, archived)
# and they've no idea how to reduce it down to a Jus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:46, archived)
# and barely a châteaux neuf du pap in the cellar!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:07, archived)
# scum, but they've still got money for fags, sky tv and scratch cards I bet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:12, archived)
# and lashings of heroin
probably
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:17, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Nicely Q!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:53, archived)
# he just wants a cuddle

and to eat your face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Then you'd need to go to Hothpital
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:57, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:07, archived)
# Don't do that!!!!
They'll only put you on a trolley and leave you waiting for hours at the Endor a hallway
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:18, archived)
# This maybe 'pun of the week'
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:57, archived)
# Most fluffy of the winter wendigos
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:03, archived)
# Windsor Davies has let himself go!
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:58, archived)
# *cuts arm off*
*runs out into the snow*
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Xenophobic ratbags
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:13, archived)
# heil-heil-heil
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:54, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 11:56, archived)
# ooooer

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:04, archived)
# im sure.. yes i did
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:11, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:51, archived)
# Haha. I think I actually prefer this to the regular christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Milk time



(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 7:38, archived)
# hahaha
took too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Pfft :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:44, archived)
# hahaha
what Q said
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:55, archived)
# fnar fnar

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 12:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 9 Dec 2014, 14:27, archived)
# Having a very small girlfriend saves money on heating bath water.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:44, archived)
# Ha! Nice
Fairy liquid?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:49, archived)
# Yep, nothing but the best for my imaginary tiny soulmate.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:55, archived)
# i just send mine down to the creek
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:51, archived)
# I'd paddle up her creek alright
ifyaknowworramean
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:56, archived)
# *wink wink*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:06, archived)
# I would like to insert my penis into her vagina
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:08, archived)
# that's a bit vague...
what are you trying to say
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:11, archived)
# Shit just got real!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:20, archived)
# yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:37, archived)
# Blimey!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:39, archived)
# This is all in order
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:56, archived)
# :)
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 3:06, archived)
# hahahah
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 3:50, archived)
# haha
love the foot
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:29, archived)
# :D
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:47, archived)
# Yours?
Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:52, archived)
# If you jump off the bridge you may land in a bush.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 1:36, archived)
# i would like to cry while wanking about her
Ifyouknowworramean
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:38, archived)
# I would like to insert my penis into her vagina
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:08, archived)
# Steady on old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:38, archived)
# *licks clean*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:23, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11119605
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:27, archived)
#
An hour ago, I saw a HUGE FUCKLIFT loading up a truck. It was awesome!!! /o/
Like this one: www.keswickenterprises.com/attachments/1322129256-Kalmar1c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:41, archived)
# That's a reach stacker.
I s'pose it could be used to lift FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:48, archived)
# FUCKLIFT FAMILY
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:49, archived)
# Lucky fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:51, archived)
# Holy fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 0:55, archived)
# That's got nothing on a Le Tourneau
Can you handle it!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=srlObHHGoOY
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 4:41, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:28, archived)
# I'dliketolatherherup
Ifyernowadimeen
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the nearest thing he has to Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:27, archived)
# 2nd Feb - 25th Dec is 327 days
this could be bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:43, archived)
# You've ruined Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 22:50, archived)
# Sorry :( I made this for you to cheer you both up!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)

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