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# Well women, you want to do sex swap re-makes? Then I only think this is fair...
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:42, archived)
# phwoar, tits, eh lads?
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:48, archived)
# Yes,
very much so.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:51, archived)
# And clunge!! Don't forget clunge!!! Eh?! EH??!!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:55, archived)
# And nasal passage,
eh? EH?
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:05, archived)
# You had to take it just that little bit too far didn't you?
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:10, archived)
# OOOOH!
I love a tight nostril!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:14, archived)
# RACIST
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:29, archived)
# the racistest
Honky.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:34, archived)
# LEAVE MY HONK OUT OF THIS
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:53, archived)
# *peeks between fingers*
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:03, archived)
# that'd be shit, too
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:54, archived)
#

(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:26, archived)
# that is creepy and wrong. it's crong.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:27, archived)
# Not wreepy?
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:28, archived)
# not with a silent w, no
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:47, archived)
# Cwrreoenpgy
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:36, archived)
# Cwrreoenpģy - it rolls off the tongue nicely.
edit : after your edit I now look foolish.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:36, archived)
# Shit, my ninja skills are weak
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:37, archived)
# OH PEDRO
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:39, archived)
# sorry, i don't speak welsh
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:48, archived)
# Chewbacca
Chewing tabacca, geddit ?
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:38, archived)
# He's smoking it though.
So no, I don't geddit.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 14:39, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:17, archived)
# \o
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 15:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 11:18, archived)
# fp this now !!!!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 11:57, archived)
# pff this now
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 12:26, archived)
# Lol this now!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 12:33, archived)
# live from the Australian Open
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 9:41, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBB!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 9:44, archived)
# :)
squeaky tennis

eek eek-eek eekeekeek
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Ffffffffffp this now!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)
# C'MOOOON TIM!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 10:51, archived)
#
when the light catches him just right, Murray looks like Vic Reeves doing Masterchef
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 11:22, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)
# Lleyton [Hewitt] spelled backwards is "not yell".
C'MORRRN!!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:13, archived)
# Seams like all is as it should.
Except the glove... that part is a bit worrying.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:16, archived)
# e-hee
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:24, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:17, archived)
# b3ta don't play that
anymore... :'(
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:24, archived)
# Yay fucklift

(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:19, archived)
# I ran out of material long ago.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:25, archived)
# I recycle.

(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:43, archived)
# killin' b3ta one freebase at a time o/\o
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:34, archived)
# back once again with the renegade master
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:27, archived)
# atomic:reloaded
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:53, archived)
# o_O
Messin' up my Mozart, Yo.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:02, archived)
# longest 6 minutes of my life :D
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:54, archived)
# The FUCK is this shit?
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:59, archived)
# oh pedro
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:09, archived)
# He is busy trolling people on 'other' sites :(
He is running wild I tell ya, wild. Gayshift has gone to shit because of it!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:12, archived)
# Gayshift has been shit since 2012.
I blame Pedro AND mofaha.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:36, archived)
# !!!!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:38, archived)
# ...and your little dog too!!!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:14, archived)
# Dogs are revolting.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:43, archived)
# you're a fucking lair!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:54, archived)
# PLEASE REMOVE MY FROM THIS RAGE
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:59, archived)
# your all lair
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 2:23, archived)
# \o
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:13, archived)
# o/'
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:33, archived)
# Well met, Lord of All Fucklifts.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:24, archived)
# Seams sarcastic.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:34, archived)
# not enough white space
could do better
7/10
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:25, archived)
# I am not well. OBV
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:35, archived)
# OBV
but if we're gonna party, we need more white space
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:37, archived)
# Racist!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:05, archived)
# I know this, it's from the entry level Where's Wally style book, "Spot the Smiling Sambo."
must be from one of the later ones though, I can't see him anywhere
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:08, archived)
# check the white bones
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:41, archived)
# hahaha!
i love this

*prints*
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:23, archived)
# ohhaha
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:48, archived)
# ace
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:58, archived)
# the Swedes have a lot of expressions for snow too, almost all of them unsuitable for printing
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 8:15, archived)
# 25..
.. is deffo uric white so don't eat it.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2015, 23:27, archived)
# They have 30 words for snow
You insensitive clod!
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 10:58, archived)
# WHERE'S WALLY?
also: white troll is my favourite
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:08, archived)
# fuck
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:49, archived)
# yeah
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:09, archived)
# Ah the classic
Fucknose Camaro
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:56, archived)
# /o/
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 2:23, archived)
# this is strangely charming
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:09, archived)
# well hello there, handsome stranger
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:13, archived)
# More stranger than handsome.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:15, archived)
# let's mess up that Mozart
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:30, archived)
# i need more booze
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:32, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:46, archived)
# \o/'
b3ta is dead
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 2:22, archived)
# This image is inaccurate and probably fabricated
no one reads the FAQ
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 6:34, archived)
# Freebase does.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:08, archived)
# This is quite cubuist, ackshally
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 10:28, archived)
# foto - shop
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] may or may not have made a drawer contents mordor..
as I haven't seen the movie I'm relying on the accuracy of google images for the blueprints..

(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:29, archived)
# so you got your dildo out
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:40, archived)
# i used all my dildos on project kim
b3ta.com/board/11131555

besides, once a dildo is 'out' it reverts back to being a simple length of extruded rubber imho
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:47, archived)
# is that one of tits' kinkier self portraits in the background?
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:26, archived)
# no my better half is the artist, I can barely drawer breath..
I can barely drawer breath.. This was my favorite piece from an exhibition of pastels she did a few years back that I wouldn't let her sell. I think it will end up in art history books one day but i may be biased. NinaSmart.com if anyones interested after this shameless plug
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:17, archived)
# i can see why you wouldn't let her sell it
it's a cracker
:D
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:25, archived)
# There's some really nice work there
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 0:41, archived)
# cheers, i agree - I was supposed to be adding a large number of commissions etc on her site today..
however for the third sunday in a row our adsl dropped out between lunchtime and 3pm.. I strongly suspect my isp's tech support calls are answered by their billing dept though as they mostly just hang up when they see your account isnt suspended, like its the only thng they know how to fix.. :(
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 5:16, archived)
# Nice work
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 8:56, archived)
# careful with that lanyard luv
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 9:20, archived)
# I don't post much here any more

But I couldn't resist this
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:25, archived)
# I like the general thrust of it
and the fp badge
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 23:12, archived)
# Needs more sympathy replies.
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 19:17, archived)
# :)

(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 19:52, archived)
# fucking european beavers and your little spastic banjos
piss off back to devon, where you belong!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:19, archived)
# Oh Nigel, you scamp
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:28, archived)
# thrilled
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 17:57, archived)
# silly :)
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:10, archived)
# He looks a bit Lou Reed there!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:55, archived)
# or columbo
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 19:29, archived)
# ah Lionel Blair, forever immortalised by Humph in ISIHAC
www.g0akh.f2s.com/isihac/Sound_Charades_Introductions_Page.php

Bonus points for way-bakc-when internets (despite being updated in 2013...apparently).
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 22:27, archived)
# I'm unburdened now it's out of my head
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 17:32, archived)
# it's this kind of thing that's killing /board

(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:29, archived)
# god damn! I could fit both thumbs up one nostril!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:29, archived)
# Now there's a party trick
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:54, archived)
# How the mighty fall...
Though he seems to be holding a classy-looking guitar in the top pic. Play us some funk, Haile!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:57, archived)
# I bet he hated reggae.
I've just discovered where the word Rastafari came from thanks to barst.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 19:27, archived)
# Didn't He Invent Marijuana?
(, Sun 1 Feb 2015, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Next on ITV it's...
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 16:26, archived)
# I'm halfway through his second book
and a jolly good read it is too
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:57, archived)
# He dies at the end.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:00, archived)
# Notification
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:52, archived)
# *stabs*
:D
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:38, archived)
# He wouldn't know how to *spell* bingo!
*sneers*
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:53, archived)
# alright darren
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:00, archived)
# hiya
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:02, archived)
# FUCKING HELL DARREN I SHOWERED YOU WITH LOVE AND YOU IGNORED ME
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:14, archived)
# you came on too strong
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:16, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:17, archived)
# sorry mofaha - I was probably in the garden looking at wasps
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:38, archived)
# Let's never fight again
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 16:09, archived)
# Your trumpet picture reminds me of Walrusman
:D
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Crumbs, he was quick.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:32, archived)
# Groooaaannnnnnn
Get away before you pun again.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:37, archived)
# oof!
:D
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:54, archived)
# Either you've starched your chaps or you're just pleased to see me
:D
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:56, archived)
# Backlit Chair Monster?
Get back you big coin swallowing bastard!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:03, archived)
# angler chair
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:06, archived)
# Oh shit yeah
Now I see it!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:57, archived)
# Oh god, that's my nightmares for tonight sorted
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:06, archived)
# *really likes*
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:11, archived)
# The Fly III
Brundlecliner
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:12, archived)
# fantastic..
did you arts that yourself?
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:19, archived)
# thank you and yes, I made it
:D
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:09, archived)
# Wow.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 19:40, archived)
# Could I have that in a recliner, with matching sofa?
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:55, archived)
# on a similar theme...
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:35, archived)
# you big fool
:D
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:01, archived)
# Pffft
:)
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:03, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:05, archived)
# Stroke, know the symptoms.
{:-p
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 11:51, archived)
# thems the facts
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] From the makers of Lolchairs....

Mornings...
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 10:55, archived)
# OMG I luv lolchairs!!1!

(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 11:20, archived)
# :)
I've lost mine
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:06, archived)
# HAVE ONE OF MINE THEN (oops, caps)
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:11, archived)
# THANKS
They were kinda special to me though and they look pretty hard :(
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:05, archived)
# THANKS
They were kinda special to me though and they look pretty hard :(
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:05, archived)
# Yeah erm
.....they were that special
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 14:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 2:52, archived)
# hehe
shit his drawers
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 3:06, archived)
# ha ha, the best!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 3:20, archived)
# Satisfied customer frame is pure gold
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 7:37, archived)
# Haha
This is full of win!
:)
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 9:20, archived)
# vinnare!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 10:00, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
That toilet is amazing, they should make those for real.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 10:31, archived)
# Why?! ...You can always take a dump in someones wardrobe
i had to shit in a box once
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 12:39, archived)
# The creatives are,
shitting outside the box.

*runs*
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 13:21, archived)
# Haha
(Compo it!)
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(Shan't - it doesn't fit the brief...)

I made this instead...

(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 16:33, archived)
# I like this as well.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:23, archived)
# Winner!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 18:35, archived)
# That's cheered me right up!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 20:00, archived)
# Haha, love your direct phone line.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] no time to tidy it up.. other half is waiting.
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 1:10, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 2:54, archived)
# Evening chaps!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 23:01, archived)
# Evening to you sir
Awarded medals for ducking the action :)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 23:22, archived)
# Don't know how he got those medals, he never stuck his neck out
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 23:54, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 0:23, archived)
# mmmnnmmm... sniffy collar feels safe....
(, Sat 31 Jan 2015, 0:23, archived)

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