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# Star Wars "Anthology" movies to focus on the lesser known characters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 8:53, archived)
# Calm down Disney
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 9:55, archived)
# And rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 9:58, archived)
# my friend doesn't like you
youtu.be/9E-cDE4D0MI?t=3m13s :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 10:14, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 10:17, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 12:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 13:14, archived)
# Not available in my country
but have a YAY for Robot Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 19:35, archived)
# Triffic.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 14:06, archived)
# Phwoorr
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 10:16, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 10:20, archived)
# I like string beans!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 13:15, archived)
# With a nice Chianti?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 14:04, archived)
# how do you spell 'thsuu thsuu thsuu thsuu thsuu thsuu'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 14:37, archived)
# ^just like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 15:10, archived)
# Ask Cthulhu.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 15:30, archived)
# Dear Cthulhu.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 15:34, archived)
# I don't see his advice column in the paper anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 16:46, archived)
# I could never understand his advice. It was always in bloody hieroglyphics.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 16:49, archived)
# Russian?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 21:28, archived)
# And then there are the nightmares.
The nightmares are the best part.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 21:41, archived)
# ethnic cleansing
(I helped save b3ta! ARNOLD-R-LANE slaughtering the sacred cows on, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 4:22, archived)
# My basement is now 100% Spaniard free.
Thanks, Spic and Spanish!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 10:20, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 16:32, archived)
# Initiate PORN Mode


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 3:22, archived)
# What's http://trifle.b3ta.com/ anyway? Nice pig's trotters, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 3:46, archived)
# Trifle is a long barrelled weapon for shooting jelly shots
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 4:45, archived)
# Oh, you are awful...but I like you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 5:02, archived)
# I'm very happy with this one! :)
/looks at shadow :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 4:44, archived)
# You, Sir, are a spoil-sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 5:00, archived)
#
i.imgur.com/vfsZc9C.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 14:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Sturdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 10:22, archived)
# dem thaighs tho!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 31 Dec 2015, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Will 'Granny' Smith
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:12, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10714916
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:27, archived)
# Brains have been broken trying to grasp it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:57, archived)
# Fresh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:56, archived)
# That is no longer part of his core values
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 3:05, archived)
# Pipped at the post.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 5:01, archived)
# Puddle

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:30, archived)
# naughty ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:36, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:17, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 2:17, archived)
# This great.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 2:49, archived)
# What a bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 7:57, archived)
# Excellent work. As always.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Viva the republique of Engla.. oh wait
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 21:24, archived)
# *plays thicky card*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
# NOUS
sommes tous Charlie...

What everybody and their mum posted on their social media of choice.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:18, archived)
# *retracts thicky card*
Thank you, sam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 1:01, archived)
# Early Terminators were not very bright....


(first cartoon in over a year so apologies for the rustiness)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 19:08, archived)
# =)
both art and arf
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 30 Dec 2015, 19:52, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 20:28, archived)
# Why didn't he go back 25 years earlier, and kill Sarah Connor's mother?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 20:34, archived)
# Because then the robots wouldn't have been madeded
On a serious note. I have no idea
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 21:10, archived)
# Because if he'd killed Sarah Connor's mother then there wouldn't be a human resistance led by her grandson causing Skynet to send a Terminator back to undermine it.
OBVIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:32, archived)
# You do know that if you shoot your Grandad time explodes or something, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:59, archived)
# Just drimble's Grandad?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:23, archived)
# Well, ch'ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
# Imma try this tomorrow
If you all get wiped out, sorry lol
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:58, archived)
# WHOAH!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:02, archived)
# I hate to tell you
but time is a constant, not a relevant. It therefore cannot be meddled with. Distance is also a constant. You can play with the maths with both, but if I'm wrong someone will post to say so from 3,000 years in the future and do so while a metre from me.
It would be cool if they do.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:43, archived)
# Can you imagine trying to calculate an object's absolute position in space at any distant point in time?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 1:05, archived)
# I'd use various lengths of unmeasured string to at least estimate it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 2:52, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 1:44, archived)
# Lubbly
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 20:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 21:10, archived)
# COCK
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 21:46, archived)
# PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:01, archived)
# BAR
tridge
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:03, archived)
# In a Pear Tree?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:24, archived)
# FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:24, archived)
# You love it!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:03, archived)
# ROBOTBUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:31, archived)
# MECHA-CHEEKS©.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:59, archived)
# celulite
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:44, archived)
# AUTOMOTANUS
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:56, archived)
# Skynet wasn't all that, back in the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:03, archived)
# Scotty's drunk brother at the transporter controls
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:11, archived)
# is that a fucking ketchup bottle just outside the ring?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:12, archived)
# Sure. Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:21, archived)
# DELETE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:31, archived)
# boney m's less successful follow-up
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 12:48, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
# HAHA Better than mine
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 17:36, archived)
# Batman gel witch
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 20:47, archived)
# Magenta pants, shoulders, knees and toes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 EVA IN MY 5 A DAY
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 15:41, archived)
# Why so citrious
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 16:13, archived)
# Jesus shaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 16:29, archived)
# taking the pith
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 16:36, archived)
# He had such a zest for life
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 17:18, archived)
# Keithwatch starts now.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 17:24, archived)
# Comic Basketball player Meadowlark Lemon (Harlem Globetrotters) also died on the same day.
Lemon vs Lemmy in our local newspapers!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 17:46, archived)
# They're having a lemonparty in heaven
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:32, archived)
# Mike Tyson's Punchout! 2015
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 14:38, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 14:41, archived)
# so'th thith!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 14:48, archived)
# thith ith ludacrith!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 14:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 15:25, archived)
# Number One on Top of The Popth thith week - "Thethelia" by Thuggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 16:48, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 0:52, archived)
# My attempt at a Putin Callendar
January: Vladimir Putin using repeat homosexual offenders as target practice. He waits until he has a group of at least 5 so that they can be dressed as a homosexual American disco group known as “The Village People”.



Only done 2 pics so far as I suck at Photoshop and ideas!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:29, archived)
# February: "Our glorious leader often takes weekend rides on his pet Rhinoceros ‘Binky’. Sometimes, he will even charge groups of homeless people and trample them to death for fun."
he will even charge groups of homeless people and trample them to death for fun."
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:30, archived)
# i think he should be a may queen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:32, archived)
# I'm googling "may queen"
and getting some Asians
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:34, archived)
# it's kind of a beauty pageant thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:40, archived)
# Oh I get you
Good idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:42, archived)
# Hahaha YES! Both are great
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha!
That's a christmas special that one
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:41, archived)
# what does the text say btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 17:03, archived)
# delete this please
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Just because you have cum
Others haven't yet. So no
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 14:19, archived)
# I wouldn't bother making any past April, or perhaps May.
They'll have caught up with you by then.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 14:12, archived)
# haha!!
He is too wrestling bears (the gay kind).
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 17:02, archived)
# Ooooh Vlad
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 30 Dec 2015, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha!!
Excellent :)

What month the calendar you want for that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Here to save us all!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 8:48, archived)
# phwoar, eh lads
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 10:45, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 12:30, archived)
#
What's new pussycat!
Oh yeah, you're on fire
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 20:22, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:34, archived)
# Frogbeat's gonna sexplode. Then he'll feel guilty at the lack of fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:46, archived)
# Couldn't see it
Haz me on ignore 30.12.2015
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 19:41, archived)
# falling man 2015 remix
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 8:19, archived)
# We're all going to Hull.
In a boat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 31 Dec 2015, 2:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 3:17, archived)
# looks like a powerful swimmer / digger
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 3:22, archived)
# cankles.. no..canknees
www.fromtexttospeech.com/output/0477097001451463925/9777117.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 8:21, archived)
# What's with all the extra bikini straps these days?
Are they there just to confuse us, giving them more time to get away?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 10:38, archived)
# Phwoar! Look at the femurs on that!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 13:47, archived)
# Didn't think much of this...
..but then I counted! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 14:27, archived)
# The life of a carpet layer
or muncher
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:57, archived)
# just a short boat ride from hull...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:28, archived)
# I expect that smelt.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:30, archived)
# the log ride was different
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:31, archived)
# How did it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:34, archived)
# it smelt like a bitch
I meaned, it's got no nose
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:37, archived)
# Any particular type of bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:38, archived)
# the worse kind
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:40, archived)
# Ahh, the smelly bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:40, archived)
# not to be snift at
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:50, archived)
# Glad you replyt
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:17, archived)
# your smelcome
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 1:08, archived)
# oh, so now YOU'RE making fun of the flood here? :(( :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:01, archived)
# Just keep filling them there SANDSACKS {CR}
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:05, archived)
# "UK refugees need more Syrian sand"
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:21, archived)
# 'SANDBAGS'!!
*handbags*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:41, archived)
# IT'S PRONOUNCED KNOBSACKS©, GODAMMIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 2:06, archived)
# it's not spelt like that
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 2:22, archived)
# oooooooh....... fuck ...I just saw the news on KSDK
keep them BIG FEETS paddling!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 2:17, archived)
# KSDK, yeah, local news here, also check out KMOV, their site is easier for me to follow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 2:54, archived)
# Not soon enough!
Srsly how the hell does York get flooded?

Well I'll be dipped in dogshit. Apparently it's been flooded quite a bit in the past, as recently as 2000. They should move it up Sutton Bank, that'll sort it all out.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 1:16, archived)
# Onwards to Valhalla
(champagnerocker, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:24, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:01, archived)
# Another Atomic inspired
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:06, archived)
# She's turned his frown upside-down.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:48, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 1:54, archived)
# he fuckin' loved bars
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 2:00, archived)
# Get your bass to Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 2:21, archived)
#
youtu.be/mg0l7f25bhU
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 2:55, archived)
# that's the way i like it baby!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 3:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
proper lol here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 22:35, archived)
# Biggy Cake
(Roger789, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 17:47, archived)
# Ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 18:05, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 18:56, archived)
# It's a made-up name
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 19:22, archived)
# 4 EVA IN R MRANGS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 20:57, archived)
# I have a shower drain that sounds like Tom Waits gargling.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 21:15, archived)
# Have you got Mr. Bun the baker?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:22, archived)
# Is that some kind of terrorist group?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:35, archived)
# It is, but I hope I can rely on your discretion.
We call ourselves the Happy Families. Mum's the word. Also Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:42, archived)
# No thanks, I've just put one out
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 21:19, archived)
# fucking mental
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 21:54, archived)
# squeevlish, yet brendle
a delicate balance
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 21:57, archived)
# Hey you guys: a friend of mine ate some sprouts on christmas day and did a fart that really smelt! Hahahaha!
Anyone else got any christmas stories they want to share?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:24, archived)
# A few million people lost their homes and all their possessions when all the shit was washed up from the drains, happy christmas
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:30, archived)
# that sounds like it REALLY smelt!
keep 'em coming....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:35, archived)
# I sat in a dark and noisy sub-basement.
But on the plus side, it really smelt.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:47, archived)
# My elderly neighbour fell, hit her head and died over Christmas when we were away visiting the in-laws for a couple of weeks.
When the police finally broke the door down a fortnight later they found the cats hadn't eaten her fast enough and the house really smelt, lol.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:52, archived)
# Another Christmas ruined by having too few cats.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:21, archived)
# It was Christmas and something or other smelt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:54, archived)
# I watched a slender and elegant Thomas Fischer extract copper from its ore.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:59, archived)
# He was eating hulled wheat at the time too, imagine that.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:09, archived)
# must've spelt awful
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:31, archived)
# Woulda watched but there was this fascinating programme about little fishies
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:16, archived)
# *holds nose*
sounds stinky!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:30, archived)
# I don't what biggy cake is
but my mum's drunk going on about if she should be a lesbian!

Happy days!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:20, archived)
# I think it's something to do with that Notoriously Big Smalls.
He's a rapper (currently dead). Glad I was able to help at this difficult time.

PS your mum probly should probably not be a lesbian *right this instant*, for much the same reason as I ought not to be posting half-arsed advice *right this instant*. She, being wiser than me, should consider the matter in the morning after a full-set breakfast washed down by scalding hot tea.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 23:36, archived)
# To clarify
When I say 'full-set' breakfast: black pudding is optional, but fried bread is not.

When I say 'consider the matter' I mean 'go for it full tilt'.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 0:39, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 2:57, archived)
#


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(Roger789, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 17:47, archived)
# ...ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 18:05, archived)
# Biddy, biddy, biddy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 18:31, archived)
# ...ha!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 29 Dec 2015, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry] headline fail,
(terryhoosh remembers when this was all fields, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 14:55, archived)
# Oh Robney!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 15:21, archived)
# FREE THE NINTENDO 4!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 16:45, archived)
# All except Left Shark there.
A shifty bugger if ever I saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 1:08, archived)
# Retro Star Wars


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(Prof. Blenkinsopp, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 14:43, archived)
# New Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 14:53, archived)
# Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha!11!! Ha!Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha!©
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 15:12, archived)
#
www.fromtexttospeech.com/output/0848682001451403736/9764681.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 15:45, archived)
# NOOOO
Don't get started on that shit again :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 15:47, archived)
# INR 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 18:57, archived)
# It's written in older code, sir, but it checks out
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 17:32, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 19:04, archived)
# arf 2
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 30 Dec 2015, 8:43, archived)
# He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 22:27, archived)

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