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# afternoon
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:17, archived)
# I am considering a hot drink, any suggestions?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:25, archived)
# gravy
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:33, archived)
# Again?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:42, archived)
# Why not something fancy?
A cup of tea perhaps.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:34, archived)
# Beatnik.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:42, archived)
# A bleach/ammonia cocktail
Served over ice in a tall glass. Refreshes down to the bottom of the lungs.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:47, archived)
# ^ I went with this one
Suprisingly refreshing, clean taste
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:51, archived)
# Dave's Insanity Sauce
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:47, archived)
# Hot?
Are you mad?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:52, archived)
#
Currently working my way through a 10% bottle of Capsaicin....so yes I am
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 15:00, archived)
# boiling piss
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:48, archived)
# That's strictly a Friday night treat
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:52, archived)
# Pint of horse jism.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:56, archived)
# Salty and lubes the throat for hotdog eating competitions
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:53, archived)
# hot milt
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:07, archived)
# I work with someone called milt, he'd be overjoyed to be called hot
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:54, archived)
# Monkey beer.
(From the kettle, obvs)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:08, archived)
# Classy bird
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:54, archived)
# microwave some wine
I'm sure that will be nice.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:24, archived)
# I did and it wasn't
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:54, archived)
# Lard with a chaser of ghee
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I had a feeling that the ad was too good to be true.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:02, archived)
# I'm scared to ask what the scissors are for
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:12, archived)
# According to the diagrams
I believe that they're for trimming the pubes that get caught in the elastic bands. If only I could read Chinese...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Haha.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Crushing...
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:43, archived)
# ARCFIA!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:15, archived)
# I bet you were beating the ladies off with a stick after a squirt of that stuff
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] yeah, no it's great.... thanks.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] TRUE
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:43, archived)
#
[MOD EDIT - no knickers]
=)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:46, archived)
# This is Howard. He likes you. And your cat particularly. Please give him your cat. Give it to him. NOW!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:05, archived)
# Not sure what's happening here
but thanks for the new desktop wallpaper
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:35, archived)
# SCENES!!!!!
That's what's happening!

SCENES!!!!! Look around you, man!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:51, archived)
# All I see are some scenes
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 11:25, archived)
# Yay!!
Grunty :D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:42, archived)
# El Ninjero!
Wie Geht es?
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:52, archived)
# Gut Danke dir?
:D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 11:40, archived)
# have you tried DMT?
seriously, I think you'd like some aspect of it
a lot
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:39, archived)
# I suspect
that might be one step too far ;-)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:54, archived)
# i have no cat
i do have a drama queen of a goldfish, if howard would like that instead
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 15:39, archived)
# Howard
will consume YOUR VERY SOUL
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:52, archived)
# he'll have to find it first
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 17:05, archived)
# Wow
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:56, archived)
# These things are insane. I've got one of your wavy glassy ones as a desktop. Yay.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 19:18, archived)
# a bit more steampunkish than usual
but still wonderful!
(, Fri 29 Jan 2016, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:23, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:33, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:49, archived)
# hah! :)
his Christmas one
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:08, archived)
# Prezackly

(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:23, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - EXPECTATION VS REALITY

We're laughing at the harsh reality of the world this week. Show us how hopes and dreams are dashed on the rocks of truth.
The perfect burger in the restaurant advert versus the mess that you were given. The dream life your parents promised and the job selling those crappy burgers that you got.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 8:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Pedro!

(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 8:37, archived)
# I still swiped right
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 8:45, archived)
# i'll be damned!
;D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:18, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:26, archived)
# Never mind Corbyn's bicycle, we should totally start a campaign to buy rob a new cunt shed
I'll put 50p in
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:30, archived)
# And we have reached our target
\o/
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:33, archived)
# You wouldn't even get a cardboard one for that :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:45, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:59, archived)
# If he has a loaf in there
it could be a ginger breadhouse.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:51, archived)
# Cunt shed wiv da angles
THE END
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:50, archived)
# Haha \o/
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] I for one expected a better compo :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:49, archived)
# compo it
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:53, archived)
# I did consider it while posting ;)
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:36, archived)
# when life just gets too meta
Limmy's vines about the pain of alcoholism with an un ironic advert from Iceland* :D



Worth a watch unless you don't like Limmy. You poor cunt xx

*=this really happened
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:35, archived)
# with the ad revenue he can get down the offie
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:38, archived)
# #subtlegenius
liking your style Happy :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:52, archived)
# wtf is up with his eyes
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 5:38, archived)
# haha
he always reminds me of Tom Yorke
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:12, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:37, archived)
# there's deffo a bit of that aye
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:40, archived)
# they're sad
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:40, archived)
# He should totally call his album this
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:15, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:20, archived)
# ah fuck, that first one is fucking genius!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:31, archived)
# Dwayne Dibley!
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:13, archived)
# evening
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:30, archived)
# Do you mind, we're in the middle of debating the pros and cons of a radical new MTFU approach to mental illness
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:36, archived)
# ikr

(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:25, archived)
# This is still going to have more replies than anything else today
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:50, archived)
# It's not going well
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 8:38, archived)
# If you think your life is bad, Trent Reznor wakes up in hell everyday.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] late entry
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:28, archived)
# GUFF
:)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:32, archived)
# parp
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 22:15, archived)
# looks more like a rear exit than a late entry
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:35, archived)
# true
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 22:15, archived)
# nice, reminds me of this Tate entry I made
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 18:31, archived)
# nicely
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 22:15, archived)
# Ev'ry day I'm bustle-ing
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:38, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 22:15, archived)
# Rumble;
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:49, archived)
# why are there never any green lightsabers?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:27, archived)
# possible problems with the green screen
just guessing
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:35, archived)
# sounds plausible
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:43, archived)
# then again
I'm pretty sure The Hulk is CGI
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:46, archived)
# They use blue screen for that
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:13, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:43, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 17:02, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:56, archived)
# Amazing.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:42, archived)
# i don't even like cats
and i like this
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:49, archived)
# CAT!
EDIT: Actually that reminds me of the sainsburys "beef curry and rice" I had yesterday.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:00, archived)
# 0_o
Yum, I think.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
even the dish it come in!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:51, archived)
# hahahahahaha
perfect
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:03, archived)
# That crazy cat!
Love the eyes in frame 5 *plip*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:10, archived)
# It's funny coz it's true
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:21, archived)
# I love a happy ending
Even though his ending looks a little sore, I love this too :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:35, archived)
# HAHAHA. Ours left us something closer to this today!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:50, archived)
# impressive!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:04, archived)
# house still has the scent!
o_O
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 18:32, archived)
# Is that a whale in there?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:18, archived)
# haha
they're turning up in all sorts of places these days?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 18:33, archived)
# Haha
Well done on drawing such a distracting bum.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
SO bloody true! :) *click*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:01, archived)
# a classic tale
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:08, archived)
# Our cat used to do this
Until he discovered the golf course over the road

Now his lavatorial habits are a complete mystery
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:15, archived)
# Bunkers = giant cat toilets
And I, for one, find the potential for inconvenience to golfists deeply hilarious.
(, Fri 29 Jan 2016, 10:21, archived)
# That sums cats up nicely.
Absolutely no redeeming features.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:27, archived)
# a tale for the ages
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:37, archived)
# Good kitty 8D
FP this now!!
oh
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:39, archived)
# Yay!
But getting peebles on the floor ain't cool.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:56, archived)
# Can't wait
for the next exciting episode
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:57, archived)
# My cat likes a read whilst dumping
.
His laptop is fucked so I printed it for him.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 0:25, archived)
# Well, I like(?) it.
(, Thu 28 Jan 2016, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] PARRPP!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:22, archived)
# HA
*pumps*
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:28, archived)
# Aha ha ha ha ha!
Perfect expression!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:39, archived)
# Oh yes!
Nicely Q :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:01, archived)
# Woo!
Monsieur Raciste.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo :D
Cunt Trump Wig Mouth
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It's been a while...

(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:32, archived)
# Cheers everyone :D
and thanks for the FP
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 18:27, archived)
# :D
Woo!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:57, archived)
# Hehe
(, Sat 30 Jan 2016, 1:55, archived)
# Now then, now then...
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:19, archived)
# Isn't she a bit too old for him?
nice work :)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:21, archived)
# A bit too old and still alive.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:59, archived)
# HAHA
That's one long smokin' nipple
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:34, archived)
# jingle
jangle
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:30, archived)
# Draw me like your French girls
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:38, archived)
# Cor!

(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:34, archived)
# Pffft, said the goosebum.

:D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:42, archived)
# pffffft
The Chickening Pt 2, send it to smearballs
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:42, archived)
# Yikes!
:D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:18, archived)
# =)
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:20, archived)
# starring jack quack
or is it quack black?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:31, archived)
# TONGUETEEFS
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:10, archived)
# Freaky
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:50, archived)
# thats some net level shit there
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Virus Alert
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:10, archived)
# Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:05, archived)
# HAH
The waiting room scene
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:17, archived)
# Zico Zika
Mexican Spicegirls? Or would they just be called girls there...?
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:12, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:15, archived)

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