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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:17,
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I am considering a hot drink, any suggestions?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:25,
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gravy
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:33,
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Again?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:42,
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Why not something fancy?
A cup of tea perhaps.
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:34,
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Beatnik.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:42,
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A bleach/ammonia cocktail
Served over ice in a tall glass. Refreshes down to the bottom of the lungs.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:47,
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^ I went with this one
Suprisingly refreshing, clean taste
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:51,
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Dave's Insanity Sauce
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:47,
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Hot?
Are you mad?
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:52,
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Currently working my way through a 10% bottle of Capsaicin....so yes I am
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 15:00,
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boiling piss
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:48,
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That's strictly a Friday night treat
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:52,
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Pint of horse jism.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:56,
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Salty and lubes the throat for hotdog eating competitions
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:53,
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hot milt
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:07,
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I work with someone called milt, he'd be overjoyed to be called hot
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:54,
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Monkey beer.
(From the kettle, obvs)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:08,
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Classy bird
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:54,
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microwave some wine
I'm sure that will be nice.
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:24,
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I did and it wasn't
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:54,
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Lard with a chaser of ghee
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 15:31,
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I had a feeling that the ad was too good to be true.
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:02,
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I'm scared to ask what the scissors are for
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:12,
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According to the diagrams
I believe that they're for trimming the pubes that get caught in the elastic bands. If only I could read Chinese...
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:21,
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Haha.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 19:22,
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Crushing...
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:43,
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ARCFIA!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:15,
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I bet you were beating the ladies off with a stick after a squirt of that stuff
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:48,
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yeah, no it's great.... thanks.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:21,
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TRUE
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:43,
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[MOD EDIT - no knickers] =)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:46,
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This is Howard. He likes you. And your cat particularly. Please give him your cat. Give it to him. NOW!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:05,
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Not sure what's happening here
but thanks for the new desktop wallpaper
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:35,
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SCENES!!!!!
That's what's happening! SCENES!!!!! Look around you, man!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:51,
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All I see are some scenes
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 11:25,
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Yay!!
Grunty :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:42,
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El Ninjero!
Wie Geht es?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:52,
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Gut Danke dir?
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 11:40,
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have you tried DMT?
seriously, I think you'd like some aspect of it a lot
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:39,
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I suspect
that might be one step too far ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:54,
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i have no cat
i do have a drama queen of a goldfish, if howard would like that instead
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 15:39,
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Howard
will consume YOUR VERY SOUL
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:52,
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he'll have to find it first
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 17:05,
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Wow
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:56,
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These things are insane. I've got one of your wavy glassy ones as a desktop. Yay.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 19:18,
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a bit more steampunkish than usual
but still wonderful!
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tubaman ,
Fri 29 Jan 2016, 8:33,
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TOAP
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:23,
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Haha :D
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:33,
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Arf!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:49,
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hah! :)
his Christmas one
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:08,
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Prezackly
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simbosan Hello you cunt ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:23,
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:)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:50,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - EXPECTATION VS REALITY
We're laughing at the harsh reality of the world this week. Show us how hopes and dreams are dashed on the rocks of truth. The perfect burger in the restaurant advert versus the mess that you were given. The dream life your parents promised and the job selling those crappy burgers that you got.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 8:28,
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Oh Pedro!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 8:37,
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I still swiped right
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 8:45,
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i'll be damned!
;D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:22,
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:(
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:18,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:26,
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Never mind Corbyn's bicycle, we should totally start a campaign to buy rob a new cunt shed
I'll put 50p in
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:30,
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And we have reached our target
\o/
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:33,
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You wouldn't even get a cardboard one for that :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:36,
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:45,
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lol
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:59,
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If he has a loaf in there
it could be a ginger breadhouse.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 13:51,
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Cunt shed wiv da angles
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 16:50,
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Haha \o/
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 18:07,
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I for one expected a better compo :(
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:49,
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compo it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 9:53,
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I did consider it while posting ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:36,
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when life just gets too meta
Limmy's vines about the pain of alcoholism with an un ironic advert from Iceland* :D Worth a watch unless you don't like Limmy. You poor cunt xx *=this really happened
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:35,
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with the ad revenue he can get down the offie
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:38,
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#subtlegenius
liking your style Happy :D
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:52,
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wtf is up with his eyes
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 5:38,
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haha
he always reminds me of Tom Yorke
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:12,
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:(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 12:37,
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there's deffo a bit of that aye
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:40,
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they're sad
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 14:40,
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He should totally call his album this
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:15,
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Pfft!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:20,
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ah fuck, that first one is fucking genius!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:31,
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Dwayne Dibley!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 10:13,
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evening
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:30,
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Do you mind, we're in the middle of debating the pros and cons of a radical new MTFU approach to mental illness
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 21:36,
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ikr
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:25,
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This is still going to have more replies than anything else today
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:50,
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It's not going well
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 8:38,
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If you think your life is bad, Trent Reznor wakes up in hell everyday.
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cytospasm ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:24,
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late entry
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:28,
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GUFF
:)
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:32,
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parp
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 22:15,
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looks more like a rear exit than a late entry
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:35,
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true
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 22:15,
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nice, reminds me of this Tate entry I made
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 18:31,
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nicely
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 22:15,
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Ev'ry day I'm bustle-ing
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:38,
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:D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 22:15,
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Rumble;
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Prof. Blenkinsopp ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:49,
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why are there never any green lightsabers?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:27,
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possible problems with the green screen
just guessing
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:35,
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sounds plausible
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:43,
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then again
I'm pretty sure The Hulk is CGI
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:46,
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They use blue screen for that
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:13,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!11
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:27,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:43,
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yay!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 17:02,
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Haha!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:56,
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Amazing.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:42,
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i don't even like cats
and i like this
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:49,
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CAT!
EDIT: Actually that reminds me of the sainsburys "beef curry and rice" I had yesterday.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:00,
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0_o
Yum, I think.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:35,
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hahaha
even the dish it come in!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:51,
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hahahahahaha
perfect
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:03,
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That crazy cat!
Love the eyes in frame 5 *plip*
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:10,
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It's funny coz it's true
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:21,
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I love a happy ending
Even though his ending looks a little sore, I love this too :)
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:35,
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HAHAHA. Ours left us something closer to this today!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:50,
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impressive!
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:04,
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house still has the scent!
o_O
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 18:32,
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Is that a whale in there?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:18,
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haha
they're turning up in all sorts of places these days?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 18:33,
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Haha
Well done on drawing such a distracting bum.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:00,
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Hahahaha!
SO bloody true! :) *click*
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:01,
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a classic tale
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mutated monty ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:08,
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Our cat used to do this
Until he discovered the golf course over the road Now his lavatorial habits are a complete mystery
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:15,
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Bunkers = giant cat toilets
And I, for one, find the potential for inconvenience to golfists deeply hilarious.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Fri 29 Jan 2016, 10:21,
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That sums cats up nicely.
Absolutely no redeeming features.
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Varmint ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:27,
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a tale for the ages
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:37,
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Good kitty 8D
FP this now!! oh
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:39,
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Yay!
But getting peebles on the floor ain't cool.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:56,
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Can't wait
for the next exciting episode
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MisterPunch did it that way on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:39,
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Hahaha
Fantastic
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:57,
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My cat likes a read whilst dumping
. His laptop is fucked so I printed it for him.
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the_blagger ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 0:25,
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Well, I like(?) it.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 28 Jan 2016, 21:54,
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PARRPP!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:22,
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HA
*pumps*
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:28,
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Aha ha ha ha ha!
Perfect expression!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:39,
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Oh yes!
Nicely Q :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:01,
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Woo!
Monsieur Raciste.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:01,
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:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:10,
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Woo :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:37,
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It's been a while...
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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 14:54,
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 16:32,
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Cheers everyone :D
and thanks for the FP
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 18:27,
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:D
Woo!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 19:57,
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Hehe
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Sherbs ,
Sat 30 Jan 2016, 1:55,
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Now then, now then...
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:19,
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Isn't she a bit too old for him?
nice work :)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:21,
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A bit too old and still alive.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:59,
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HAHA
That's one long smokin' nipple
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:34,
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jingle
jangle
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:30,
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Draw me like your French girls
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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:38,
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Cor!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:34,
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Pffft, said the goosebum.
:D
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:42,
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pffffft
The Chickening Pt 2, send it to smearballs
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:42,
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Yikes!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:18,
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=)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:20,
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starring jack quack
or is it quack black?
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:31,
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TONGUETEEFS
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:10,
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Freaky
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 13:50,
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thats some net level shit there
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 23:55,
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Virus Alert
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Blockbuster ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:10,
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:05,
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HAH
The waiting room scene
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:17,
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Zico Zika
Mexican Spicegirls? Or would they just be called girls there...?
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:12,
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haha
:D
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:15,
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