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Prof. Blenkinsopp ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:42,
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Night before / Morning after
Damn you beer, DAMN YOU!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:15,
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Haha yeah I saw that on Facebook the other day too!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 19:18,
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Cadbury unveil the 2016 Milk Tray Man
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:56,
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Hahahaha!
Go on son!
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Ninj ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:02,
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Haha!
It's sad how technology does away with traditional skills. I haven't skied in a rollneck jumper since 1987.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:04,
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He's clearly delivering most of it straight into his gob.
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blah di blah di blah blah ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:12,
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it's not comfort eating
it's abseiling chocolates
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:14,
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Flaps like a basset's ears
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simbosan Hello you cunt ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:18,
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All because his lady LOVES Milktray
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:37,
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Wouldn't
I hate milk chocolate ;)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 15:40,
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;D
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 15:51,
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Is that a still from the new Adele video?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 16:44,
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ha!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 20:44,
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started and finished this last night, viva la empire!
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:31,
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Power to the Empire!
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simbosan Hello you cunt ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:34,
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Nice, very Banksy. Have a pea-roast
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:45,
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oo ta.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:47,
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wouldn't Che be more of a rebel kinda guy?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:57,
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that's what he wants you to think.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:59,
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very good :)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:10,
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very good :)
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:11,
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:)
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:52,
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Is it a bull riding a bicycle?
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 18:10,
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Well it's not a bloody sailboat, I'll tell you that!
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jonbob loves you ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:27,
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it's a schooner, dumbass!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Thu 4 Feb 2016, 14:07,
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New Milktray mans a scouser eh
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:11,
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if the lass is driving a Porsche
she can buy her own chocolates
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:37,
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scouse milktray man cares not a jot about the sex of his victims la
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:50,
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"Hi, hi, calm down like"
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:43,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:57,
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hehe
very good
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:15,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Auto correct - Find some funny in the way your phone tells you what you meant to type. (Ya What)Pub Jokes - in pics (PunKing) Jokes about pubs? Jokes told by pubs? Pub face swaps?Make it big - take a picture, then enlarge an item within that picture for hilarious results (Ya What)Barbie the iconic doll is getting new body types. Give us your own very own Barbies - and Kens (satan kidney pie)
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 8:23,
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AHAHAHAFATBARBIEWITHFUCKLIFYFACEGAHAHAHA
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blah di blah di blah blah ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 8:37,
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your autocorrect is broken
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 8:48,
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"you're"
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blah di blah di blah blah ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:13,
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am i allowed to vote for my own choices?
or will that void the whole things and break the b3ta?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:15,
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you normally do
is that what broke b3ta?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:21,
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sorry.
to some folk I'm still considered quite new around these parts. sorry.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:22,
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B or C
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:24,
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My penis.
Sorry, I mean 'C'.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:30,
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Option1
please
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:50,
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I know a pub joke
Shakespeare walks into a pub. The barman shouts "Oi, Shakespeare, get out, you died nearly 400 years ago. We don't serve spirits here."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:11,
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pretend I inserted that video of tumbleweeds after Vic Reeves tells a dove joke
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simbosan Hello you cunt ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:39,
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Satan Kidney Pie's
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:24,
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B please ta
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:06,
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A/1
cheers
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:39,
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. . . | | | | | | | | | | | |
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:58,
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Dolls
ta
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 15:41,
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C
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Cruising Capacity ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 16:32,
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iii
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 18:15,
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Make it big, please. Miss. misssssss-I need to go.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:36,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 2:48,
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What don't you get about everyone is asleep
Even she is having trouble keeping her eyes open!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 4:44,
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but it was only around 9:00 pm
I can't help it if you all go to bed early
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:41,
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eye see what you did there
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 7:46,
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Oh fuck
Hahaha 8D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:41,
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Is she a teacher?
She has a lot of pupils.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:11,
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oooof!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:46,
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Spider-girl, spider-girl
Myleene Klass?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:50,
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fuck yeah
I'm coming up like a bastard now!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm) ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:12,
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Spider-babe, Spider-babe™.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:38,
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Microwave ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:54,
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GFM
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:55,
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Best one yet
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:55,
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i feel like you might be biased
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Microwave ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:56,
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How Dapper
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 22:39,
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Very FF... 3?
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simbosan Hello you cunt ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:12,
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oh dear
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:27,
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giftgas? I think I have a sim card from them
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:39,
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arbeit macht frei weekend calls to the same network
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:42,
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Funnily enough I've just deleted all the german people off my phone
....it's Hans free.copyright: some comedian
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:51,
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Could be worse on that ride
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:04,
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haven't been there since i was a kid
having seen the prices, i don't think i'll be going again.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:06,
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subtle
and yes, could have been a lot worse :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:08,
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haha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:25,
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Add a 3rd panel
For the broken and torn off leg picture I was expecting.
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waxdart hello. ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:38,
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Haha :D
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 18:19,
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Shut up©.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:15,
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Oh look another UPSET
What don't you get about teh bet@ /bored
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:19,
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I'm upset because your last Fucklift™ post was in 1824.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:20,
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Well keep em peeled
The big 20,000 posts is coming up Doez I need to get my knob out? I forget
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:27,
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Do the dog kitchen cupboard picture thingy again but with 20,000 on the box™®©
XD
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:46,
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Washing machine?
And it's not a box ffs. YOU REALLY don't get bet@ at all
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:02,
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WTF are you going on about
srsly m8 get h3lp edit definitely looks like a box jusayin
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:03,
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Does this help m8?
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:11,
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Box of pies?
I don't g3t betÄ :'(
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:14,
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:29,
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OMFG hozzat and such like 8D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:33,
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In the 80s I went to school walking distance away. You could still sneak in through the woods (no CCTV) and there were no crowds yet. We went on the Corkscrew 22 times in a row once when it was brand new. I felt very sick. Thanks for listening.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:13,
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Fucking hell that was boring
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:29,
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Takes one to know one, hun.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 21:58,
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Lightwieght m8 if yer still got both yer legs
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:50,
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THAT WAS ANOTHER RIDE WHICH WOULDN'T BE INVENTED FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS, DAMMIT. *PATENTS TIME-TRAVEL-CORKSCREW™*
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 21:57,
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:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:53,
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:)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:44,
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Adele's well pissed now!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:04,
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Wowzer
I wouldn't mind canvassing in her primaries ifyouknowwhaddamean
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:10,
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Yes!
I wouldn't mind putting a cross in her box ifyouknowwhaddamean
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:18,
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I wouldn't mind banging her in the arse and then jizzing on her tits IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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blah di blah di blah blah ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:55,
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cor! Birds love it
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$$ ✅ ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 16:15,
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really? that dress with those hips?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 16:36,
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he's quite the looker yes?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:51,
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certainly is!
his eyes are following me around the room
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:58,
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those come to bread eyes.
that's the expression yes?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:59,
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Quark?
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:03,
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the cheese?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:04,
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Careful, he can hear everything you say
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 16:07,
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The B.F.G.'s looking well.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:15,
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Michael Portillo?
...with a goatee.
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transparenttown Dead to worse... ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:12,
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Tranya for all!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:21,
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Thought that was Derren Brown at first
Nicely
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:40,
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Haha!
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:02,
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Love this!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:04,
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Nicely done
Wasn't that the episode with the weird kid from Gentle Ben?
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:46,
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that scared the crap outta me when I was a kid (4-5 yo, I think ....no, wait -- 45years old!)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:55,
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You want to make sure the Daily Hate doesn't "borrow" that
to accompany some "he's not from the same planet as hard-working families" drivel
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:11,
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:D
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:16,
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:)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 18:36,
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lol
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 8:24,
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pffft!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 23:25,
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who ya gonna call?
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:52,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:59,
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Kwik Fit?
That scene from the original film still looks amazing.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:22,
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you can't get quicker than a quick fit fitter.
or something like that.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:29,
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As was revealed in the court case
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 18:37,
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Phil Michelin
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:43,
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Ha!
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:13,
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reminds me
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 6:25,
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Obviously....
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:00,
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Zika means overgrown, has this virus been named ironically?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:20,
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Maybe its the body that's growing and they all have normal sized heads
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:24,
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or
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mr_graham downloading an isolation.iso file ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:25,
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Godarnit!
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Ninj ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:44,
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arf!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:50,
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Ha ha ha ha
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:22,
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Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:18,
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Sorry but all I can think of is Preacher now
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since ,
Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:26,
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This is brilliant.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera ,
Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:03,
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four panel celebrity name jokes is the new two panel celebrity name jokes.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:45,
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Challenge suggestion?
:)
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:00,
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So tell us what you want, what you really, really want?
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:36,
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lol
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 22:01,
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morning
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 7:31,
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OK campers, rise and shine – and don't forget your booties
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 7:59,
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Would you care for some . . . toast?
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 8:57,
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 8:40,
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Haha : D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:27,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:03,
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backward thumb sounds great
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:04,
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OMG has he dieded?
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:06,
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he's merely ascended to a higher reich
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:07,
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Frogbeat ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:22,
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what chromakey software did you use
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:23,
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Even by your standards that's revolting.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:19,
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:34,
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You genuinely don't understand how b3ta works, do you?
Are you American or just thick?
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blah di blah di blah blah ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:06,
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You took the pic seriously?
Funny that
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:28,
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Thick it is.
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blah di blah di blah blah ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:29,
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You seem to be having difficulties so let me explain the very simple throw away picture for you:
If you were observant you'd realise that the picture is a contradiction in itself - notice the back to front 3? ie B3ta done wrong. Now it's customary to start a thread on this board with a picture as you well know and I suspect the OP too. In days gone by the board nazi's would have torn the OP several new ones by now. I have depicted the board nazis as a very angry little girl throwing a tantrum (rather like you) and gave it a very graphic violent feel through the colour and typography and 2 frame animation effect. Hope that helps explain the little picture for you dear, please reply with more abuse if you wish to join the other dickrashes on ignore, Thnx xxx
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:46,
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Has broken
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Ninj ,
Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:21,
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