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(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:42, archived)
# Night before / Morning after
Damn you beer, DAMN YOU!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:15, archived)
# Haha yeah I saw that on Facebook the other day too!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 19:18, archived)
# Cadbury unveil the 2016 Milk Tray Man

(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Go on son!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:02, archived)
# Haha!
It's sad how technology does away with traditional skills. I haven't skied in a rollneck jumper since 1987.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:04, archived)
# He's clearly delivering most of it straight into his gob.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:12, archived)
# it's not comfort eating
it's abseiling chocolates
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:14, archived)
# Flaps like a basset's ears
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] All because his lady LOVES Milktray
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:37, archived)
# Wouldn't
I hate milk chocolate ;)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 15:40, archived)
# ;D

(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 15:51, archived)
# Is that a still from the new Adele video?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 16:44, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 20:44, archived)
# started and finished this last night, viva la empire!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:31, archived)
# Power to the Empire!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:34, archived)
# Nice, very Banksy. Have a pea-roast
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:45, archived)
# oo ta.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:47, archived)
# wouldn't Che be more of a rebel kinda guy?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:57, archived)
# that's what he wants you to think.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:59, archived)
# very good :)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:10, archived)
# very good :)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:11, archived)
# :)

(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:52, archived)
# Is it a bull riding a bicycle?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 18:10, archived)
# Well it's not a bloody sailboat, I'll tell you that!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:27, archived)
# it's a schooner, dumbass!
(, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 14:07, archived)
# New Milktray mans a scouser eh
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:11, archived)
# if the lass is driving a Porsche
she can buy her own chocolates
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:37, archived)
# scouse milktray man cares not a jot about the sex of his victims la
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:50, archived)
# "Hi, hi, calm down like"
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:43, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:57, archived)
# hehe
very good
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:15, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Auto correct - Find some funny in the way your phone tells you what you meant to type. (Ya What)
Pub Jokes - in pics (PunKing) Jokes about pubs? Jokes told by pubs? Pub face swaps?
Make it big - take a picture, then enlarge an item within that picture for hilarious results (Ya What)
Barbie the iconic doll is getting new body types. Give us your own very own Barbies - and Kens (satan kidney pie)


(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 8:23, archived)
# AHAHAHAFATBARBIEWITHFUCKLIFYFACEGAHAHAHA
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 8:37, archived)
# your autocorrect is broken
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 8:48, archived)
# "you're"
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:13, archived)
# am i allowed to vote for my own choices?
or will that void the whole things and break the b3ta?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:15, archived)
# you normally do
is that what broke b3ta?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:21, archived)
# sorry.
to some folk I'm still considered quite new around these parts.
sorry.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:22, archived)
# B or C
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:24, archived)
# My penis.
Sorry, I mean 'C'.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:30, archived)
# Option1
please
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:50, archived)
# I know a pub joke
Shakespeare walks into a pub. The barman shouts "Oi, Shakespeare, get out, you died nearly 400 years ago. We don't serve spirits here."
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:11, archived)
#
pretend I inserted that video of tumbleweeds after Vic Reeves tells a dove joke
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:39, archived)
# Satan Kidney Pie's
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:24, archived)
# B please ta
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:06, archived)
# A/1
cheers
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:39, archived)
#
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(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 12:58, archived)
# Dolls
ta
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 15:41, archived)
# C
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 16:32, archived)
# iii
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 18:15, archived)
# Make it big, please. Miss. misssssss-I need to go.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:36, archived)
#

(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 2:48, archived)
# What don't you get about everyone is asleep
Even she is having trouble keeping her eyes open!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 4:44, archived)
# but it was only around 9:00 pm
I can't help it if you all go to bed early
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:41, archived)
# eye see what you did there
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 7:46, archived)
# Oh fuck
Hahaha 8D
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 9:41, archived)
# Is she a teacher?
She has a lot of pupils.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:11, archived)
# oooof!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:46, archived)
# Spider-girl, spider-girl
Myleene Klass?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:50, archived)
# fuck yeah
I'm coming up like a bastard now!
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 11:12, archived)
# Spider-babe, Spider-babe™.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:54, archived)
# GFM
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:55, archived)
# Best one yet
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:55, archived)
#
i feel like you might be biased
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:56, archived)
# How Dapper
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 22:39, archived)
# Very FF... 3?
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:12, archived)
# oh dear
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:27, archived)
# giftgas? I think I have a sim card from them
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:39, archived)
# arbeit macht frei weekend calls to the same network
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:42, archived)
# Funnily enough I've just deleted all the german people off my phone
....it's Hans free.

copyright: some comedian
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Could be worse on that ride
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:04, archived)
# haven't been there since i was a kid
having seen the prices, i don't think i'll be going again.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:06, archived)
# subtle
and yes, could have been a lot worse :D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:08, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:25, archived)
# Add a 3rd panel
For the broken and torn off leg picture I was expecting.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 17:38, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 18:19, archived)
# Shut up©.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:15, archived)
# Oh look another UPSET
What don't you get about teh bet@ /bored
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:19, archived)
# I'm upset because your last Fucklift™ post was in 1824.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:20, archived)
# Well keep em peeled
The big 20,000 posts is coming up
Doez I need to get my knob out? I forget
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:27, archived)
# Do the dog kitchen cupboard picture thingy again but with 20,000 on the box™®©
XD
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:46, archived)
# Washing machine?
And it's not a box ffs. YOU REALLY don't get bet@ at all
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:02, archived)
# WTF are you going on about
srsly m8 get h3lp
edit definitely looks like a box jusayin
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:03, archived)
# Does this help m8?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:11, archived)
# Box of pies?
I don't g3t betÄ :'(
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:29, archived)
# OMFG hozzat and such like 8D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:33, archived)
# In the 80s I went to school walking distance away. You could still sneak in through the woods (no CCTV) and there were no crowds yet. We went on the Corkscrew 22 times in a row once when it was brand new. I felt very sick. Thanks for listening.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:13, archived)
# Fucking hell that was boring
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:29, archived)
# Takes one to know one, hun.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 21:58, archived)
# Lightwieght m8 if yer still got both yer legs
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:50, archived)
# THAT WAS ANOTHER RIDE WHICH WOULDN'T BE INVENTED FOR ANOTHER 30 YEARS, DAMMIT. *PATENTS TIME-TRAVEL-CORKSCREW™*
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 21:57, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:53, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Adele's well pissed now!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:04, archived)
# Wowzer
I wouldn't mind canvassing in her primaries ifyouknowwhaddamean
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:10, archived)
# Yes!
I wouldn't mind putting a cross in her box ifyouknowwhaddamean
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:18, archived)
# I wouldn't mind banging her in the arse and then jizzing on her tits IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:55, archived)
# cor! Birds love it
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 16:15, archived)
# really? that dress with those hips?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 16:36, archived)
# he's quite the looker yes?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:51, archived)
# certainly is!
his eyes are following me around the room
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:58, archived)
# those come to bread eyes.
that's the expression yes?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:59, archived)
# Quark?
:)
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:03, archived)
# the cheese?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:04, archived)
# Careful, he can hear everything you say
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 16:07, archived)
# The B.F.G.'s looking well.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:15, archived)
# Michael Portillo?
...with a goatee.
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 13:12, archived)
# Tranya for all!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:21, archived)
# Thought that was Derren Brown at first
Nicely
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:40, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:02, archived)
# Love this!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:04, archived)
# Nicely done
Wasn't that the episode with the weird kid from Gentle Ben?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:46, archived)
# that scared the crap outta me when I was a kid (4-5 yo, I think ....no, wait -- 45years old!)
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:55, archived)
# You want to make sure the Daily Hate doesn't "borrow" that
to accompany some "he's not from the same planet as hard-working families" drivel
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:16, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 18:36, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 8:24, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 23:25, archived)
# who ya gonna call?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:52, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:59, archived)
# Kwik Fit?
That scene from the original film still looks amazing.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:22, archived)
# you can't get quicker than a quick fit fitter.
or something like that.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:29, archived)
# As was revealed in the court case
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 18:37, archived)
# Phil Michelin
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 14:43, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:13, archived)
# reminds me
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 6:25, archived)
# Obviously....
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:00, archived)
# Zika means overgrown, has this virus been named ironically?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:20, archived)
# Maybe its the body that's growing and they all have normal sized heads
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:24, archived)
# or
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 12:25, archived)
# Godarnit!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:44, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:22, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!!
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:18, archived)
#
Sorry but all I can think of is Preacher now
(, Wed 3 Feb 2016, 10:26, archived)
# This is brilliant.
(, Thu 4 Feb 2016, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] four panel celebrity name jokes is the new two panel celebrity name jokes.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:45, archived)
# Challenge suggestion?
:)
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] So tell us what you want, what you really, really want?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:36, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 22:01, archived)
# morning
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 7:31, archived)
# OK campers, rise and shine – and don't forget your booties
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 7:59, archived)
# Would you care for some . . . toast?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 8:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 8:40, archived)
# Haha : D
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:03, archived)
# backward thumb sounds great
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:04, archived)
# OMG has he dieded?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:06, archived)
# he's merely ascended to a higher reich
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:22, archived)
# what chromakey software did you use
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:23, archived)
# Even by your standards that's revolting.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 19:19, archived)
#
Wrong
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 9:34, archived)
# You genuinely don't understand how b3ta works, do you?
Are you American or just thick?
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 11:06, archived)
# You took the pic seriously?
Funny that
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 13:28, archived)
# Thick it is.
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:29, archived)
# You seem to be having difficulties so let me explain the very simple throw away picture for you:
If you were observant you'd realise that the picture is a contradiction in itself - notice the back to front 3? ie B3ta done wrong.
Now it's customary to start a thread on this board with a picture as you well know and I suspect the OP too.
In days gone by the board nazi's would have torn the OP several new ones by now.
I have depicted the board nazis as a very angry little girl throwing a tantrum (rather like you) and gave it a very graphic violent feel through the colour and typography and 2 frame animation effect.
Hope that helps explain the little picture for you dear, please reply with more abuse if you wish to join the other dickrashes on ignore,
Thnx xxx
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 15:46, archived)
# Has broken
(, Tue 2 Feb 2016, 10:21, archived)

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