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[challenge entry]
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 0:29, archived)
# I miss ready steady cook
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:32, archived)
#
It's not a tuna!
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] PLEASE don't blow up the domes.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 23:39, archived)
# This is the future that liberals want.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 23:42, archived)
# I've never considered myself liberal before...
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:52, archived)
# Maui, Wowie and Louie.
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 18:44, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!1!!
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 21:50, archived)
# Your eyes are deceiving you. This Attorney General is not red!

(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 18:22, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 18:48, archived)
# the real reason for the breathing noise!!!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 21:29, archived)
# To be fair he would require quite a bit of medical maryjane to deal with his problems
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 22:31, archived)
# Hot boxing the crank tank...
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cranking
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Those bastardane asteroid nuggets won't harvest themselves
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:52, archived)
# that's making me dizzy
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 17:03, archived)
# Hey, that's schmoooove...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 18:13, archived)
# Nice :D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 18:47, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 22:31, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:38, archived)
# and now i want to watch a new hope
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:46, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:51, archived)
# WOO!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 18:09, archived)
# Cheers Jabber
:)
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:11, archived)
# You might scare off one bird like that, but they'll be back. And in greater numbers.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 18:48, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:12, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 18:49, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:12, archived)
# They'll be back... and in greater numbers.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 22:34, archived)
# :)
\o/
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:13, archived)
# Smashing
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 23:56, archived)
# Cheers!
:)
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:13, archived)
# :D
perfect

Happy candles ninj
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 8:14, archived)
# Cheers me dears!
:)
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
# I've had this in my head all day.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:49, archived)
# least likely spy ever
which is the whole point, i suppose
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:56, archived)
# Not according to Ricky Tomlinson
He claimed Richard Whiteley was a member of the intelligence services.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:06, archived)
# i refuse to believe a man who has farting on a manky chair as the highlight of his comedy career
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:11, archived)
# You are Hugo Rifkind. AICMFP
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:16, archived)
# I'm overjoyed to be able to say no I'm bloody not.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:20, archived)
# Well I see no evidence to suggest otherwise Hugo me-boy
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:33, archived)
# probly
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 5:33, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:42, archived)
# Happy cankles!
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 7:47, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:55, archived)
# Hiya 'Sparkle Tits'
;)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:56, archived)
# hahahaha
i was wearing it last week and he shouted "now then, sparkle tits!" and when i went past today, he said "oi! sparkle tits is back!" :D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:58, archived)
# You show 'em girl!!
:D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:58, archived)
# if i did, he'd fall off the scaffolding!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Harvest time!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't really understand this challenge, so this is the best you'll get from me this week.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:01, archived)
# WINAAR!!
8D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:38, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] It be bloody well 'to in 'ere
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 13:50, archived)
# By 'eck, lad, that's meteoric, any road up!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] sure, we got womp rats...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 11:12, archived)
# Eyyyy
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] those trenches won't plough themselves
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 10:16, archived)
# I think we have a winner
There was a QI segment were Alan Davies joked about Darf Vader driving his tractor around the Death star
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 10:31, archived)
[challenge entry] err...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 10:52, archived)
# Quick! To the tractor beam!!
;)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - SPACE FARMERS

Fire up your Intergalactic Combine Harvester and get ready for work in the cosmos.
We're doing Space farmers this week, show us their daily routine hauling in an abundant crop of bastardane asteroid nuggets and milking the Venusian cows.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 9:30, archived)
# You just wanted a load of pics with both milking and tentacled monsters in, disgusting
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 9:38, archived)
#
mum?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] believe

(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 14:21, archived)
# seamless!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the fake toys bargain bin
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 0:27, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 0:28, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 0:38, archived)
# Bastards, gotta 'shop em all.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 6:17, archived)
# Do Nigel Farrage next
With anti-refugee command center.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 7:35, archived)
# with attachable pint
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 9:15, archived)
# He's dead. Wrapped in plastic.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 8:35, archived)
# Still not reduced enough.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 9:31, archived)
# So good :)
Is there a voodoo edition ?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 12:27, archived)
# I think these would actually sell.
Who could make em?
there's that ryca fella...
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 14:17, archived)
# I'm trying to do t shirts but I'm having a tough time with cafepress and spreadshirt
https://shop.spreadshirt.co.uk/faketoys
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Wit knee we haz liftoffs. #Dave

. .?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Why did Luke Skywalker always wear a robe?







He was ashamed of his bad tattooine.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 23:55, archived)
# Can we keep it serious please
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 0:30, archived)
# Where did you steal that cow-in-spacesuit picture >:(
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 3:08, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 9:04, archived)
# Shoulda
Spackfarm by the very speshal Forgbeat b3ta
jusayin
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 11:34, archived)
# You fucking ruined it :(
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:30, archived)
# Yeah but funny face!!!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:39, archived)
# You borrowed Jabberwoc's laptop and algorithms?
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 17:29, archived)
# Fuck
Is it that bad? :(
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 18:48, archived)
# I think we both know the answer to that :(
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] More fake toys
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Steve Bannon in drag
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 22:57, archived)
# Is that
A request?
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 23:04, archived)
# Nigella Lawson in custard.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 23:57, archived)
# That warning sticker in full

WARNING : Choking Hazard
Makes statements which are difficult to swallow.
Not suitable for mental ages over 14.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 23:51, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 0:11, archived)
# She went too far with the plastic surgery
woo :D
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 11:38, archived)
# I will never tire of these.
MOAR!
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 14:48, archived)
#
Baghdad Barbie.
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 21:17, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 22:25, archived)
# Spicer questions staffers over leaks
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 20:49, archived)
# FFS Jabberwoc's urinal problem is no laughing matter and we shouldn't take the piss
n't
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 16:43, archived)
# Donald Trump Gives Speech At Police Academy
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 20:26, archived)
# *barfs*
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 20:31, archived)
# Oh fuck NO
'clicks'
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 20:35, archived)
# did sick
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 20:37, archived)
# this is so horrifying
i shit my pant
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 10:21, archived)
# Eeeuuurgh HER FACE. HER FACE!
*punches screen*
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 10:29, archived)
# that genuinely made me feel ill
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 15:25, archived)
# Honestly if she was on her knees unzipping yer flies who wouldn't eh?
who???
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 17:46, archived)
# Needs moar wee
(, Fri 3 Mar 2017, 2:05, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
Celebrity Animals - famous pets or make animal celebrities
Shop Fronts - mess with existing ones or create your own
Space Farmers - hauling in an abundant crop of bastardane asteroid nuggets and other daily routines
Office exercise - we all need to keep fit but work gets in the way, invent ways to combine the two

(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:01, archived)
# they all sound a bit shit, tbh
what the fuck, i'll go with 1
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:19, archived)
# yeah
same here
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:39, archived)
# yeah this

(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 15:00, archived)
# voldemort's looking good
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 15:02, archived)
# sorry, i thought we'd started

He still makes me laugh!
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 16:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 16:19, archived)
# {:-)
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 21:02, archived)
# Edit hmmmm dunno yet
ta
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 14:42, archived)
# Space Farmers
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 15:17, archived)
# celebrity animals
Iv'e a whole bloody folder of them and I'm done wanking over them now


(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 17:17, archived)
#
Ha ha
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 18:00, archived)
# hahaha
The pods are here.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Office exercise and a urine trough immediately, please.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 18:00, archived)
# A or 2
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 18:24, archived)
# that mensa test they call repatcha has all the shop fronts you could ever dream of..
celebrity space farm animals exercising
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 19:36, archived)
# B please
Mythical person.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 20:37, archived)
# iii is rather unusual and not something we've done before, therefore iii.
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 21:03, archived)
# iii plz
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 21:29, archived)
#
3
(, Wed 1 Mar 2017, 22:57, archived)
# iii

thanks baiiiiiiii
(, Thu 2 Mar 2017, 9:05, archived)

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