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# I . . . prob . . ably . . .
*wouldnah*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 May 2017, 8:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
Looks like Boris!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 27 May 2017, 10:02, archived)
# Newbie here ...I know it's frowned upon, so sorry about the TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 27 May 2017, 8:17, archived)
# FASTER
FASTER MR SCOTT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 May 2017, 8:23, archived)
# HISSSS ASSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2017, 12:33, archived)
# SHE CANNAE TAKE IT, CAPTAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 May 2017, 14:42, archived)
#
Well, hellooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 27 May 2017, 9:01, archived)
# always a good fan of a toap
as I like jokes basically
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 27 May 2017, 9:36, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
Pull up a kitten, shop a chair, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 27 May 2017, 9:49, archived)
# Trump On A Pope?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 27 May 2017, 12:33, archived)
#
Tosser On A Pae....nah lets not go there :-)
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 27 May 2017, 12:46, archived)
# That's no pope that's

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 27 May 2017, 14:09, archived)
# Don't make fun of the Pope, he's a badass
www.darrenbeadle.com/ridin_dirty.swf
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sun 28 May 2017, 7:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Lend me your vote?


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(scott-uk, Sat 27 May 2017, 6:57, archived)
# nice
(ozof, Sat 27 May 2017, 7:07, archived)
# Well shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sat 27 May 2017, 11:59, archived)
# Thanks!
Also, did you know you have an entire street in Berlin named after you?
(scott-uk, Sat 27 May 2017, 21:20, archived)
# They bloody love me over there
Ever since my Battenburg Gate photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 28 May 2017, 0:48, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 May 2017, 15:03, archived)
# Nice
I went there once with this evil conniving bastard

(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 28 May 2017, 4:17, archived)
# 's very good
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 May 2017, 10:11, archived)
# When all else fails, release the hounds
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 May 2017, 3:15, archived)
# Were you able to maintain a professional distance whilst making this ? :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 27 May 2017, 3:40, archived)
# fortunately, the hounds kept me at bay
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 May 2017, 3:42, archived)
#
"Lock Her Arf!"
"Lock Her Arf!"
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sat 27 May 2017, 4:10, archived)
# Then someone would have to feed her
and her pet gigantuans
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 May 2017, 4:45, archived)
# Literally
Puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 27 May 2017, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] You Have Been Officially Warned


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(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sat 27 May 2017, 2:57, archived)
# same to you
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 26 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 23:25, archived)
#
why thank you......inspired by your arts obv. and his awful performance on HIGNFY last night
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 27 May 2017, 8:02, archived)
# If you are big into doing scrotums . . .
keep a six-pack of these on hand
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 May 2017, 4:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I did this ages ago,
seems apt to post it now.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:46, archived)
# You're supposed
to post photoshops...or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# oh, soz.
nobody told me I was supposed to alter reality. Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 May 2017, 0:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
With those shoes I expect she'll at least get a foot in the door at the election.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Sat 27 May 2017, 9:52, archived)
# You know what they say
about big feet.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Sat 27 May 2017, 13:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 26 May 2017, 21:12, archived)
# yes
she fucking does
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# What is it?
The eye baggage or the lank, grey hair?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# it's hard to say
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 27 May 2017, 7:20, archived)
# Geldof
(paraprod, Sun 28 May 2017, 10:40, archived)
# May I be the pedantic sod who points out that it's not quite what the Doctor said?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# I know!
I was barely paying attention, what did he really say?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# "Don't you think she looks tired?"
youtu.be/GidbEhL0teE?t=202
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:30, archived)
#
I might have just ninja edited it..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Sneaky, sneaky ninja
Now you have to ask the magic donkey to repost it on Twitter, where the un-ninjaed version remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# Meh!
Semantics. People get it or they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 26 May 2017, 23:17, archived)
# Arf!
But you DID get the reference though, so my job is done! *wafts cape*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# And it's a reference to the fall of Thatcher
when her opponents suggested she looked tired and it was time for her to step down.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# Ah!
Did wonder if there was an origin for the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# this is getting a click purely for the Doctor/Harriet Jones reference
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 May 2017, 14:41, archived)
# Why
Thankees
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 27 May 2017, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Strong and Stable etc.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha they are completely failing at politics!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 May 2017, 20:03, archived)
# As many others have observed : they want to lose
They now realise that they'll be blamed for the Brexit mess so want to pass the buck to someone else. Then they can sit back on the Opposition benches, chortle away and say "Well, if we were in charge it would be marvellous."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# It wouldn't surprise me at all
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Or, of course, they may just be overconfident idiots who got it all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 May 2017, 23:02, archived)
# Return to your homes citizens,
everything is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 May 2017, 20:19, archived)
# building bases in No Man's Sky
a bit stumpy and no pubes, but the view from the top is nice

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 May 2017, 18:04, archived)
# Is the game worth it since the updates?
Been tempted but heard mixed reviews. Been building undersea willy bases in Subnautica :D
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 18:36, archived)
# It's a massively flawed but enjoyable game
I've had a lot of fun with it, exploring, building bases, farming (weirdly entertaining) and getting the PSN trophies, but beyond that (reaching the centre of the universe) I wouldn't bother.
It's at times hilarious how broken it is. One of the biggest milestones is rewarded with just a paragraph of descriptive text :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 May 2017, 18:48, archived)
# Does it have broken physics? That always makes a game worth playing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:26, archived)
# Not that I've noticed
I mean stuff like you plotting a 2000 lightyear course through hyperspace and coming out the other side having only travelled 500 because they forgot to tidy up the code when they made the galaxy 4 times bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:51, archived)
# Clearly you went through hypospace then.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 27 May 2017, 11:12, archived)
# Heh, reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbSfUOuTF0w
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 May 2017, 20:22, archived)
# I'm not sure if you're aware
but that sort of looks like a giant cock and balls.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# seems apt
(ozof, Sat 27 May 2017, 7:16, archived)
# We have a newsletter
You can choose to read it trad style
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue674/

Or via the blog in a less trad style which works better on mobile.
b3ta.com/blog/issue674/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:52, archived)
#
ifangewe
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 26 May 2017, 18:28, archived)
# Giant Squid's song is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:24, archived)
# Fuck off
Bloody immigrant stealing our newsletters

My dad didn't get an STD in 1946 for you lot to takeover
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:37, archived)
# Mine did,
which could explain a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 27 May 2017, 0:45, archived)
# Huzzah!
Thanks Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 May 2017, 20:17, archived)
# Good Lord
It's gone all high-tech
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 27 May 2017, 12:28, archived)
# The Lunchtaker


not a challenge post because it's so piss poor and/or been done better, but...

Lunchtaker, Lunchtaker, have you seen the Lunchtaker?
Taking all the lunches she can see

Picking, nicking, getting, snatching
As mean a lunch taker as can be

With her lunch sucker upper
She's a lunch mucker upper
She's as mean a lunch taker as can be
(I helped save b3ta! status: jones, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:52, archived)
#
i liked this, as in, it creeped me out in a chitty chitty bang bang way
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:58, archived)
# The Number Taker scares the shit out of me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# Seems about right for this afternoon.


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(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:52, archived)
# Nicely drawn,
but it fails the official b3ta three-pubes-per-ball rule.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:02, archived)
# how quick and easy or otherwise would it be to code monkey
a top trumps style online game that referenced hansards or theyworkforyou for points between two players chosen mps? (does that make sense?) fun for all the family.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:06, archived)
# A Top Trumps engne would be easy,
getting the data less so (the amount of votes they are all absent for doesn't help).

The theyworkforyou API is really expensive, which is a shame, as it could be used for all sorts of fun things.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:34, archived)
# ho hum
The theyworkforyou API is really expensive - how does that work then? surely its taxpayer funded info? *doh!*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 May 2017, 20:27, archived)
# The API's just the way to get at the data, not the data itself.
You could scrape it, but I remember the pagination made that too much of an arse when I wanted to do something with it, and it stops the data being live.

Likewise, manually enter data - but that's slow and boring too.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 May 2017, 20:38, archived)
# how about the public whip?
of any use?

www.publicwhip.org.uk/project/data.php
(horrid, Sat 27 May 2017, 10:14, archived)
# I like your balls xx
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:05, archived)
# you've done a plum job there
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:22, archived)
# Big sweaty danglers.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:38, archived)
# This is NUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 May 2017, 19:55, archived)
# I like your balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# Just seen this news...the day gets better and better....
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:31, archived)
# give me a marrow, a lump hammer and half an hour
and i'll shut her up for good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:37, archived)
# Freeze the marrow first, it will be easier to bang in with the lump hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:06, archived)
# Top tip!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 May 2017, 18:22, archived)
# :D
ah ha ha ha sacked.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 26 May 2017, 16:38, archived)
# I've just realised
she is the same age as me. How come I'm not a wizened old knacker faced hobgoblin.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:39, archived)
# she runs on bile
it saps the soul
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:45, archived)
# So
she's like an evil robot or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:54, archived)
# Your eyesight is failing.
{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 26 May 2017, 18:25, archived)
# I enjoyed getting in the LBC mentions with this story
twitter.com/robmanuel/status/868035091951431681

I've been swatting away brexiteers all day - it's been quite fun
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 May 2017, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Insulting the dignity of the Supreme Leadership of the DPRK (slight pearoast)
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:45, archived)
# now do jong in the tooth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:52, archived)
# more Jong Il disrespect
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:57, archived)
# nice
would also fit this challenge but we don't allow double entry - not in this game

www.b3ta.com/challenge/2panelcelebnames
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Saudi-dabby-doo!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:33, archived)
# oh, i say!
that's an insult to the Rubbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:43, archived)
# Ooh, Betty!
What she saw in that little twat I'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:23, archived)
# cavemen had notoriously big cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:29, archived)
#
you're thinking of 'rocks'

edit: you're getting 'CONFUSED' with rocks.

I didn't mean to suggest you weren't thinking of cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:52, archived)
# Saudi Quattro
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 26 May 2017, 21:01, archived)
# no particular reason for this one
but I wouldn't want to piss him off

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:45, archived)
# He seems in pain.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:13, archived)
# maybe he has litter box issues
or woke up neutered
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:32, archived)
# Woke Up Neutered
is the name of my Goth Metal band.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:35, archived)
# that explains the noise
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
# He forgot to retract his claws?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:35, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Sat 27 May 2017, 7:18, archived)
# Nicely!
Is that Sinead O'Connor's body?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:36, archived)
# no, I was in a rush so I just used a pic of my own body
you know the occasional shortcuts one must take
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:08, archived)
# reminds me of sinead o'connor singing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:43, archived)
# a .jpg with sound!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:11, archived)
# trust me, i'm glad it's silent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:15, archived)
#
images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/vh7w1na71vdp3obvz3fu.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 26 May 2017, 15:21, archived)
# woof!
er meow or something
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
# newsletter subject line compo
c'mon people you can do this
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:30, archived)
# Send The Buggers Back
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
# Shit on a sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
# wanky wank wank
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# Defacing fascist flags... together
b3ta.com/links/1441094
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:35, archived)
# We sacked Katie Hopkins first !
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:43, archived)
# Shoving aside your other emails
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:49, archived)
# Strong and stable newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:49, archived)
# KATIE HOPKINS FINAL SOLUTION - see page 92
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:50, archived)
# sponsored by walkers
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 26 May 2017, 13:54, archived)
# All the best things come in threes. Here's revived newsletter number 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 May 2017, 14:00, archived)
# Does anyone know who Ariana Grande is?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 May 2017, 14:01, archived)
# I think I got one of those from Starbucks.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:30, archived)
# pushing through your inbox like a President
sounds a bit rude
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:11, archived)
# I'm small, fat, hairy, ugly, I have no friends and I am still a virgin
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
# CHEERING UP THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:12, archived)
# Nicky Nacky Noo, It's the B3ta Newsletter.

I bet this wins.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:13, archived)
# Suspicious newsletter spotted in inbox
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:36, archived)
# Wannacry? Just wait for the election results.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:43, archived)
# Baby wipes. Not just for babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:45, archived)
# it's hotter than the sun's inflammatory headlines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:46, archived)
# Sponsor Draconacticus to run the Manchester half marathon on Sunday or he'll poo in your cistern
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:58, archived)
# it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 14:59, archived)
# It will if you go bobbing for poos in your cistern
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:02, archived)
# only if i run out of apples
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:06, archived)
# Could throw a few horse apples in there? Make it a bit Russian Roulettey?
Hay or nay?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:06, archived)
# i think that's a nay
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:16, archived)
# Great. Now I have all these poos and nothing to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# send them to katie hopkins as leaving presents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:23, archived)
# I'll put one on a potter's wheel and make her a nice cup to drink out of
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# don't forget to curl out a nice handle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Avoid Clicking on Suspicious Links.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# Saying the unsayable
(Comic pas, Fri 26 May 2017, 16:02, archived)
#


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Translation.
B3ta newsletter sponsored by Trump supporters
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 26 May 2017, 17:15, archived)
# Sacked, the perfect solution.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 26 May 2017, 13:12, archived)
# I've always thought it wrong
To present mental illness as entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 May 2017, 15:32, archived)

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