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[challenge entry] Politics is a simple as ABC
Anyone But Conservatives.

Clicky for dimensions more exaggerated than a manifesto budget pledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# Working from home again.
Commas are great, they can change the entire meaning of a sentence:

Gary was in a rush.
Gary was in a coma.
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# The butterfly was a comma, or
,,,, ,chameleon?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 May 2017, 1:01, archived)
# i, know right?
(ozof, Tue 30 May 2017, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:10, archived)
# Hah
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 29 May 2017, 23:26, archived)
# Simply nice.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 30 May 2017, 1:03, archived)
# I think we should allow fox hunting
but only if we force one of the toffs attending to run around in a fox suit.
(gijoel, Tue 30 May 2017, 1:33, archived)
# i think we should allow fox laser tag
(ozof, Tue 30 May 2017, 6:08, archived)
# simple and effective
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 30 May 2017, 7:58, archived)
# Brilliant
(Comic pas, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:11, archived)
# You clever thing
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:39, archived)
# =)
=(
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 30 May 2017, 15:01, archived)
# I like this
because it illustrates what cunts Tories tend to be
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 May 2017, 19:28, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 May 2017, 20:13, archived)
# Little Donny loves to practice his bird songs


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(Fu5i0n, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:49, archived)
# He's going to break it isn't he
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# He's going to fix it. It's going to be better than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:32, archived)
# Make tits great again
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:49, archived)
#
I think you'll find that is a goldfinch young man; not a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# Make finches gold again doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:56, archived)
# Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 May 2017, 23:40, archived)
# someone's made a right
goldfinch of themselves here.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 29 May 2017, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Theresa May's twitchy thumb explained
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:28, archived)
# Isn't it the gesture for "money"?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:34, archived)
# It's the gesture for lying
... or being anxious ... or being anxious about lying ... I think.
(Comic pas, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:12, archived)
# When I first saw her in this video
I thought it was a Tomonews animation :D
(RoboJo, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:35, archived)
# Looks like she's rewinding her memory
a la "The Entire History of You" episode of Black Mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:58, archived)
# Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 May 2017, 21:34, archived)
# combining topical stuff
very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 22:29, archived)
# down with the kids
(horrid, Tue 30 May 2017, 10:53, archived)
# That right hand seems to have a bit of an I'm Wanking Myself thing going on too.
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Tue 30 May 2017, 13:39, archived)
# They lie in wait like wolves, the smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting, interminably waiting, and then.


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(RoboJo, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Tories made me TOAP

de-ris
(Comic pas, Mon 29 May 2017, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Mon 29 May 2017, 19:00, archived)
# Well, I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 29 May 2017, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] what comes after mtv.... ntv?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 29 May 2017, 18:48, archived)
# "Come, Sweet Slumber. Enwrap me in thy purple cloak...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:00, archived)
# Is that my teasmade?
Ahh the memories...
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:42, archived)
# challenge entry list is lookin a bit like a cheap whorehouse..just sayin!
so as not to be seen as having favourites amongst all the erection challenges imma stick this one in the normal post challenge

(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The Legend of Jezza


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(Fu5i0n, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:18, archived)
# hey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Roger Moore's funeral
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:58, archived)
# well i like it! click
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:08, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:10, archived)
# ooh
that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:17, archived)
# Fab
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:27, archived)
# Very well done
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 May 2017, 18:12, archived)
# Splendissimo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 29 May 2017, 18:37, archived)
# Great stunt, great gif, great Scott!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:01, archived)
# Brill
*clicks*
(RTL+, Mon 29 May 2017, 20:56, archived)
# Nice
Rip
(herman:D, Mon 29 May 2017, 21:34, archived)
# a thing of beauty
(ozof, Tue 30 May 2017, 3:05, archived)
# Niicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2017, 3:31, archived)
# I am sad that I only have one click to give
Because this is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:43, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 30 May 2017, 18:56, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 1 Jun 2017, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Only the brave may sit
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:44, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:10, archived)
# Down, Shep ! ... Shep ?
(Comic pas, Mon 29 May 2017, 19:35, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 30 May 2017, 21:16, archived)
# Kim escalates tensions to new levels

Á¨Àå
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:32, archived)
# that's some beautiful rocket flare
edit: damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:45, archived)
# rocking the dentist chic there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:38, archived)
# amateur dentist on his days off
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:44, archived)
# i bet he's pulled more teeth than birds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:47, archived)
# I suspect he yanks whatever he wants
(scary thought)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:57, archived)
# he looks a right yanker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:01, archived)
# I show my cat 9/11 footage in 3D so he can feel the loss too


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(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:35, archived)
# Have you 3D footage of your ass?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:45, archived)
# HIS ASS?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:51, archived)
# yes...that thing he shoves his head into
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:00, archived)
# yeeeeee haaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:53, archived)
# Top Un
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 18:16, archived)
# i think penguins would look better with duck bills, just saying
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:08, archived)
# WHY SHOULD PENGUINS PAY FOR DUCKS???
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:10, archived)
# don't act like they can't afford it
swaggering around in dinner jackets all the time, sashimi for every meal. and what do ducks get? mouldy bread! broken britain.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# Fake news. Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:13, archived)
# 8D
(ozof, Mon 29 May 2017, 23:03, archived)
# i think they'd look better with jetpacks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:12, archived)
# I'll show you my beak if I can see yours

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:04, archived)
# umm......
no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# well I tried to be reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:24, archived)
# "...none of the other ostriches would play with him."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 May 2017, 16:21, archived)
# ;) didn't excel in zoology, I'd wager
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:26, archived)
# Got the moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:14, archived)
# Yes! but hmmm.....
What about pelican bills?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:18, archived)
# pelicans shop at primark
my mate's sister's cousin's lad saw them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:20, archived)
# Ok then, eagle bills...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:31, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# eagles are cool, they shop at fortnum's and carry hobbits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:34, archived)
# have you ever wondered what a pelican looks like without a bill?
it's not a story the jedi would tell you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:31, archived)
# how about with a human mouth instead?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:56, archived)
# :D
I CAN FLY!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:10, archived)
# needs more eddie the eagle glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:12, archived)
# ok, but just this once
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:19, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:31, archived)
# *wet thud*
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 May 2017, 16:18, archived)
# put it away, ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:38, archived)
# :o
smut!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:16, archived)
# always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:28, archived)
# Sorry I meant *very very loud wet thud*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 May 2017, 17:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:29, archived)
# OK, I cackled
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 30 May 2017, 14:50, archived)
# and he still never revealed the location of the rebel base
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:44, archived)
# Meanwhile, on Tatooine...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:07, archived)
# bahahaha!
i'm glad i'm still b3ta enough to get this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:12, archived)
# 4rf!
That is most woo with a covering of yay,
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:31, archived)
# excellent
reminds me of Angry Kid too, so double yay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:11, archived)
# Ace
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:29, archived)
# ahahaa
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 29 May 2017, 17:53, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 May 2017, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 May 2017, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 29 May 2017, 14:40, archived)
# *sniff*
poignant
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:06, archived)
# I'm man enough
To admit shedding a genuine tear over this
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:14, archived)
# Fine work
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:24, archived)
#
Brilliant, was the lack of shadows a meaningful omission?
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:28, archived)
# *snif*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:33, archived)
# and indeed
houpla!
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 29 May 2017, 18:34, archived)
#
The base photo is also amazing, what a shot!
(supposin Supposin' you talk us all out of this, Mon 29 May 2017, 15:47, archived)
# fucking dusty in here
innit?

*sniff*
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Mon 29 May 2017, 18:33, archived)
# Yorkshire
Heaven.
(davyclam, Mon 29 May 2017, 19:28, archived)
# lovely. :)
(ozof, Tue 30 May 2017, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Get down, Shep!


With apologies for the shit animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 29 May 2017, 13:57, archived)
# i wonder if his ashes will be scattered over the blue peter garden
it'd be good for the flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 14:31, archived)
# they will be
if he drops from that height.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:09, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 May 2017, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Perhaps too subtle for the local tories who'll admire the honesty of the campaign
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 29 May 2017, 13:30, archived)

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