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[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:24, archived)
# crackery wackery?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:26, archived)
# See, the thing about time is...
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious but necessary

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:14, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:30, archived)
# Reusing the nose tinsel, I see.
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS

The BBC aren't doing a Doctor Who Christmas special so we're doing it for them.
Festive up your favourite Timelord, show us Dalek snowmen and the Cyberman nativity. Who Who Who! Merry Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:05, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:30, archived)
# Oh shit! I'm not up to date.
I haven't finished watching this season yet. I'm going to have to catch up or face spoilers.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:06, archived)
# Spoiler : Chris Chibnall's characterisation
To be fair, I've actually enjoyed it more than most series, mostly for the way the characters all seem slightly psychopathic in their not giving much of a shit about anyone else (apart from the nan, who killed herself for no obvious reason)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, I love Doctor McCoy..."Dammit Tim, I'm a Farver not a fighter"....*sighs* happy days

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ave atque vale
(Tsuenwanker, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 1:37, archived)
# Toap-ical
(gijoel, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 6:40, archived)
# lamprey beard
(97800, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Dredded Digit!

(AdrianJ, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 1:24, archived)
# Sniffs ..... Marmite?
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 7:02, archived)
#
i like
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Fri 14 Dec 2018, 19:44, archived)
# S

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:29, archived)
# You've got a bit of paint on your face, love.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 22:45, archived)
#
needz moor Picasso
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:07, archived)
#
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 20:04, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 20:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:09, archived)
# lol
(97800, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] One I did a while ago
guess it could go in challenge as I have messed with the text...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 5:51, archived)
# I must admit that this compo strengthens my belief that comics in the anglosphere are all shit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 10:09, archived)
#
better out than in

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:00, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:14, archived)
# wha....?
but....but...
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 13 Dec 2018, 19:00, archived)
# You silly sod
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:42, archived)
# Who keeps leftover spaghetti on the bureau?
Jason, that's who.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:37, archived)
# SPAGETT!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 19:16, archived)
# Fuck letting that guy in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:14, archived)
# It's only Withnail?
Give him some Turps or White Spirit and he'll be on his way
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 12:35, archived)
# Haha!
This is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Dec 2018, 12:36, archived)
# Pure Fucking Gold
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:09, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:16, archived)
# Brilliant!
Why does she look like she's always wearing someone else's legs?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:21, archived)
# Her species discovered that synthetic skinsuits were no substitute for the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:14, archived)
# Aces!!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:23, archived)
# Excellent work.
I must confess that she is a Tory bitch and was a nightmare at the home office, but she's making such an embarrassing cluster-fuck of everything at the moment that I find myself feeling sorry for her pathetic attempts to ingratiate herself with all and sundry...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:48, archived)
# At least she's managed to unite Leave and Remain
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:03, archived)
# I can't feel any pity for her.
Her time as Home Secretary introduced us the joys of the Hostile Environment policy, that lead directly to incidents like the Windrush scandal, (which she nobly let Amber Rudd take the full blame for).
And that was before she dug herself in like a tick as PM and began carving immovable, deep red lines into her preferred version of Brexit, while openly dismissing all calls for any form of cross-party negotiations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:09, archived)
# But just look at the fucking wreck of a human being she is.
For all their faults, it's nice to know the Conservative Party are an equal opportunity employer...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 19:04, archived)
# Great shadow work
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:37, archived)
# That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 15:01, archived)
# Fucksake lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 15:16, archived)
#
Oh that's very woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:06, archived)
# Love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:07, archived)
# hahaha, excellent!
You've given me another idea! Could you upload a png of the PM cut-outs?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 21:21, archived)
# Amazing
Haha
(Sherbs, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 10:57, archived)
# Haha!
Can relate to this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 14:33, archived)
# FUNNY CAT
I like it
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Jacob Ree Smog

For no good reason. Oooh, there's a relevant compo.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 0:23, archived)
# You can only enter old compos if you have a b3ta premium membership
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 0:54, archived)
# I'll have you know
That I willingly pay £5 a month for Rob to be a day late with the newsletter every single week. If that isn't premium, then, good lord, I don't know what is!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 1:20, archived)
# There's a newsletter?
(97800, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 7:52, archived)
#
The Friday newsletter (Tardy Hebdomadalis) is a skittish beast. Normally expected to appear on the fifth day of the week, just as the sun sinks below the horizon, it often remains in its burrow until it is ready to emerge on a Saturday or even a Sunday.

It was once thought to be close to extinct, but rare sightings last year encouraged a conservation effort and it is now thriving again, although breeding in captivity is tricky but not impossible.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 9:26, archived)
#
IUAN has changed it from "Critically Endangered" to "threatened"
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:17, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 12:35, archived)
# Great pic!
A candidate for the longest chapter in 'The Boy's Own Bumper Book of Cunts'if ever I saw one.
I hope that Orwell's future vision is predicated on Rees-Mogg's face.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .


Click for bigger (135 kb)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:06, archived)
# Goin' up to 4 on ya Dredd!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:54, archived)
# Son of a bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:05, archived)
# Everything seams to be in order here.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:30, archived)
# Yay, a JJ!
And happy B3taday! (in advance)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 0:11, archived)
# Oh, candle day IS approaching. Maybe I'll remember it for once :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 0:23, archived)
# Maybe Moggy and Anthonyb3ta will remember too?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:55, archived)
# ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:34, archived)
# Top stuff!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:25, archived)
# .
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 21:20, archived)
# [this place is reserved for a SockCooker post]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 21:24, archived)
# What is porn?
Over on links I posted a link to pornhub - about their statistics. It was flagged as "NSFW" by mods.

Who defines obscenity - and should we be concerned?

I guess I can post Picasso's Fillette à la corbeille fleurie"Fillette à la corbeille fleurie"

For example?

That's fine - no even marked "NSFW" - yet I post a link to Pornhub year in review and it's flagged as NSFW?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 21:38, archived)
# NWFW?
Not Wanking in Front of Workplace?

I've been guilt all these years :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 21:40, archived)
# NSFW does not mean obscenity.
It just means things you might not want to be seen reading in public.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:01, archived)
#
Please define it.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:05, archived)
# Things that might get you in trouble at work.
eg reading about wanking and having PornHub appear in your logs.

web.archive.org/web/20180322083023/https://b3ta.com/features/faq/#nsfwrule
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:11, archived)
# Wikipedia?
Contains a lot of NSFW
My link didn't.
Wikipedia's domain contains a lot of "NSFW", so does pornhub.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:16, archived)
# Wikipedia is not 100% about wanking, though.
I wish it was.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:19, archived)
# All wikipedia articles eventually lead to the article about wanking though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:43, archived)
# ah..
six degrees of masturbation
(ozof, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 8:42, archived)
# Do you reckon anyone else gives a fuck about this? I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:23, archived)
# I like that painting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 23:25, archived)
# Or this.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 23:54, archived)
# Or this ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 0:12, archived)
# also: it's a terrible painting
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 1:12, archived)
# TERRIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 1:37, archived)
# I love it.
It's very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 4:59, archived)
# Opinions vary
That's a good thing.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 13:19, archived)
#
⚑
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 20:26, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 20:35, archived)
# ROR!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 0:17, archived)
# Women are twice as likely to watch content featuring ‘Gangbang’ and ‘Double Penetration’ porn, but they’re also twice as likely to watch ‘Romantic’ themed videos.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:41, archived)
# DVDA and cosy cuddles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 23:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 21:40, archived)
# See this post by PedroHin?
It contains all the fucks I give about this subject.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 22:31, archived)
# I like what you said here. I would subscribe to this channel.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 23:29, archived)
# For example,
Édouard Manet’s "Le Déjeuner sur l’herbe". Pretty famous painting.


Fine.

But what about the re-creation on the album cover of Bow Wow Wow

Different? Because she's 14?
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 21:59, archived)
# Totally clears the President. Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 1:14, archived)
# SPAM
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 23:23, archived)
# At last some sense
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:14, archived)
# This'll go well
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 20:25, archived)
# Theresa's alive
(gijoel, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 21:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 18:52, archived)
[challenge entry] She's got a ticket to ride . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:14, archived)
# haha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 17:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 17:47, archived)
# Way off the beatle path, neat!
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Dec 2018, 19:51, archived)
# This funny
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 19:54, archived)
# Dreadful faces.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 23:24, archived)
# Two sets of Quadmay Beatles on one /board?
Well, I never.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 12:36, archived)
# You don't mess with James Knob


(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 14:12, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:06, archived)
# Leave it, 'e's not worth it
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:12, archived)
# "You spilt my Vodka Martini. You want some you slag"
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 19:35, archived)
# Are you the orginal shopper?
I see these on Instagram by someone called Vintage Covers, so are you the same person?
(plankton, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] "If I ignore her perhaps she'll go away"

I've managed to make an image that's less ridiculous than what actually happened...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:04, archived)
# "Don't you think she looks tired?"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Chaos. Crispy, delicious, chaos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 13:32, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Dec 2018, 14:22, archived)
# Excellent!
real footage
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 16:07, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 12 Dec 2018, 17:48, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 16:26, archived)
#
It works wonderfully on so many levels... awesome!
(LokiMD, Thu 13 Dec 2018, 23:10, archived)
# The best Prime Minister we never had
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 14 Dec 2018, 12:04, archived)

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