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# Chinese state media broadcast the first images from the dark side of the moon
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 14:11, archived)
# "Y'know, funny thing about Chinese probes is, you're hungry again an hour later."
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 14:40, archived)
# There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:24, archived)
# All at sea...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 12:43, archived)
# Have you seen the analysis of their official website?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 12:53, archived)
# no, but I bet it's good ?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 14:38, archived)
# Ahh yes, seen those (obvs coz I posted on one!)
I thought you meant some official stats.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 15:49, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 15:59, archived)
# Oooh, and more - their GDPR and Privacy policies :
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:13, archived)
# LOL!
"If my ferry arrives 20 minutes late do I get a free one"

The login portal image redirecting to Google is still there. Unreal.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 16:02, archived)
# Seems perfectly legit to me :)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 16:26, archived)
# Just reading it now.
Fun times.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 13:14, archived)
# I cant find the link but I think the CEO of Seaborne is the same guy..
..who was court martialed out of the RN for running a sub aground.!!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 17:00, archived)
# Can't find any credible media mentioning any court martial (only mentions of his career), but there's a forum post about it
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:03, archived)
# How's my ferrying?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] B3ta - The Origins
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 11:50, archived)
# CSI: Cuntshed
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 12:25, archived)
# *throws sausage at Chump jr*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 12:30, archived)
# *Chump Jr throws vegan sausage roll right back at ya*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 13:33, archived)
# Chump Jr only eats vegan sausage. And human flesh.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 14:07, archived)
# The Young Base
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:58, archived)
# Chump was SUCH a card at that age!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Off to check what's new on the board . . .

(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 10:02, archived)
# haha!
All is right with the world.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 10:25, archived)
# I can still see 2018 on the bottom of the first box
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 12:49, archived)
# Aces
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 16:13, archived)
# I'd go there
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 9:34, archived)
# cleva
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 9:53, archived)
# a nice bit of Pink Froyd.
edit:
thats a bit lacist
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 12:45, archived)
# You clever thing
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 16:15, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 16:52, archived)
# I like this!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:27, archived)
# Yellow Side of the Moon?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:42, archived)
# LACIST
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Worzelese
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 22:59, archived)
# this makes me angery


EDIT: I was just kidding. Only I don't like clowns :(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 1:17, archived)
# That was one messed up show
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 9:32, archived)
# a place without clocks, without seasons, without hourglasses
without seasons without hourglasses
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 20:06, archived)
# Oh yes...there will be an hourglass. There is no escape from the inevitable.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 20:29, archived)
# Rubbing my Tuc penis on Mars
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 20:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] "Alexa, play Only Fools & Horses On Loop"
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 19:53, archived)
# Nicely.
Very nicely.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 21:16, archived)
# It will be coming around again.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 22:34, archived)
# Ha!
Same as it ever was
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 8:19, archived)
# nice
:D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] literally pushing last year off /board

/key
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:32, archived)
# She's lost Ctrl again
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 18:32, archived)
# Also, needs more internet
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 18:43, archived)
# Delete
Game Over
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 19:38, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 21:57, archived)
# Nice.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] subtle
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 15:33, archived)
#
Took a wee ฿it to see it...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 16:07, archived)
#
I don't like Mario
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:12, archived)
# cool story bro
bro sega loving sonic sucking cunt bubble
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:31, archived)
# Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzanegger Try to play me out like as if my name was Sega.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 18:16, archived)
# but I aint going out like no punk bitch
never eat a pig coz a pig is a cop
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 18:28, archived)
# o/\o
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 19:37, archived)
# You love it?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 18:18, archived)
# sure...why not
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 19:37, archived)
#

mod: fixed the link - the uploader is dodgy with pngs
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 4:11, archived)
# This is a brilliant joke and I spent ages on it
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 6:21, archived)
# Apologies for the UK-specific nature, it might be a bit intimidating and unwelcoming for some of our American boarders
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 6:44, archived)
# Come on we all know who Macaulay Culkin is.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:55, archived)
# I prefer her siblings, Circumflex and Ampersand Swinton
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 10:34, archived)
# Tasty
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 11:25, archived)
# I find this a bit intimidating and unwelcoming
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 11:57, archived)
# Iron Maiden - Piece of Mind
brilliant joke
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:11, archived)
# Radiohead hahaha
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:16, archived)
# I am neither from the UK nor American

how should I interpret this picture?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:34, archived)
# First I need to know what kind of special trading relationship we will have in 2020
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 18:27, archived)
# Probably only some black market trading across the North Sea
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 21:17, archived)
# Sounds great, sign me up!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 22:13, archived)
# Hello, you don't post much do you? Happy new year.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 11:58, archived)
# you don't know
he/she might be a postman/woman/trans/uses he she pronouns
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 15:34, archived)
# That's not really a sentence is it, it's more of a collection of words. I like them well enough, don't get me wrong, but I'm not gettling any sense from them.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my God.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 20:28, archived)
# AAGH
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 20:55, archived)
#
fucking creeps
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 21:06, archived)
# Looks like someone ate Goldilocks stash
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 21:10, archived)
# So clever that I wonder why I've never seen it done before.
*clicks*
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 0:53, archived)
# Being pedantic,
the colours of the second bow in a double rainbow are in the opposite order...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 1:12, archived)
# They're clearly not, just look at the picture above.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 2:02, archived)
# The second rainbow is NOT up above the streets and houses?!?
How can that be?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 4:11, archived)
# down below the streets and houses, rainbow riding low, everyone can see it shining, under the road
does that answer your question?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 4:33, archived)
# No
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] happy new year
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:19, archived)
# 5 CATs
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:24, archived)
#
would
would
would
would
would
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:42, archived)
# What forearm-matching algorithm did you use
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:43, archived)
# i thought that was one of the more seamless parts of this rush job!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:52, archived)
# A knotty not-work network
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 20:17, archived)
# not featuring the non-singing, academic sister
Janet
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 21:48, archived)
# ffs
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 0:23, archived)
# No need to rip out the cable...
...one of them holding a single 50-ohm terminator would have been sufficient.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 12:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Qpac
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:56, archived)
# you're doing it wrong!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 20:11, archived)
#
β€˜Put you in the compo?!,’ said Pedro calmly. β€˜Listen to me, atomic. You happen to have many qualities rob prized in his hand-picked students. His own very rare gift, Parsleyltongue ... resourcefulness ... determination ... a certain disregard for rules.'
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 21:05, archived)
# Ok, yeah, now I remember!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 22:01, archived)
# you're doing it wrong!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 1:38, archived)
# I'd like to play a game where you eat cars.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 13:18, archived)
# Alright Blondie
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 14:45, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 16:01, archived)
# Rampage?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 0:42, archived)
# I see crudely drawn cocks
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 15:11, archived)
# You've been here waaaaayyy toooo loooooong.....
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] c:\>_
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 14:37, archived)
# c:\>fuck_gandalf.com
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 14:53, archived)
# Tribs faxed his horse!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 16:08, archived)
# we don't do 'dark' humo(u)r here
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 16:19, archived)
# Shhht, we don't do anything here anymore
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 16:27, archived)
# Fax off Pedro! I'm just stating the fax.....so go fax yourself!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 16:44, archived)
# MORE racism
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:14, archived)
# Also, how come everyone's icon has changed today
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:16, archived)
# First rule of icon club...
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 18:39, archived)
# is you have to pay to get in
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 18:56, archived)
# Because Rob thinks some of you are little stars
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:06, archived)
# ...and what, some of us are little fat white boys?
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:15, archived)
# ghosts
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:43, archived)
# Your ghost turned into an atomic bomb cloud!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 0:26, archived)
# seams legit
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] If someone posts something funny, I promise to delete this.
PS: Happy New Years, you cunts!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 2:24, archived)
# Cosby, Pills & Hash
PS: It's Happy New Year you cunt!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 2:48, archived)
# I can't fix it now, but I stand corrected!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 2:56, archived)
# I keep expecting to see the following every time I visit this site:
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 2:53, archived)
# glassco.cx is up for grabs
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 2:56, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 3:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 4:13, archived)
# *BlackFlag*
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 4:44, archived)
# Not So Fucking Hin
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 18:40, archived)
#

(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 19:41, archived)
#
 
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 3:51, archived)
# This is disgusting, and only slightly arousing
(, Wed 2 Jan 2019, 3:50, archived)
# *did sick*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:27, archived)
# Hahaha Funniest thing I've seen all year --_--
srs
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 20:29, archived)
# FUCK THAT. OH.....
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 4:33, archived)
# Merry New Year, Pedro and everyone here at b3ta dot com
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 10:51, archived)
# Best wishes for an enjoyable annual increase by a value of one to you also.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 13:15, archived)
# Once more around the sun until we're all dizzy
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 13:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] He should have stuck with the boombox

(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 20:46, archived)
# All I ever get is Grammarly
over and over
a thousand times
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 20:52, archived)
# I used to always get one for "Abs After 40".
Bleak.
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 21:38, archived)
# Six Pack Shortcuts is infinitely preferable to constant pestering about erectile dysfunction :(
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 21:59, archived)
# That's what you get for taking the red pill.
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 22:30, archived)
# at least it wasn't six pack shortcake
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 2:10, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 14:19, archived)
# Very good :D
(, Tue 1 Jan 2019, 17:27, archived)
# HNY
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 16:16, archived)
# I'm gonna need some help here
A 5-legged dog and a floaty May, wtf
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 16:25, archived)
# he's also got long legs and there's a hint of a scary baby hiding in the bushes but compression knackered it
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 16:28, archived)
# srsly what's it all about?
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 16:29, archived)
# nothing at all
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 16:30, archived)
# Oh ok. I thought it was related to UK news I didn't know about.
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 16:37, archived)
# It's a veiled satire
May's position is "up in the air" although, in reference to her feet, she considers herself "on point". Phil, at the back, just pretends to be a "bit short" but is very wealthy thanks to dodgy dealings. The dog represents the common Brit - doesn't have a clue what's going on, is looked down on by the Mays and will soon have to eat dogfood to survive.

Also, if you watch the animation long enough, you'll start hearing a "vrommmmmm" hum noise and it'll go viral as Twitterers say "OMG I heard the hum too!".
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 17:21, archived)
# I heard the hmmmmm?
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 17:27, archived)
# Weird! I heard a buzz, not a hum! This could be the new whatever the fuck the last one was!
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 18:24, archived)
# Artifacty McArtifactface
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 18:06, archived)
# is that her husband or a surrendering WW2 Japanese soldier who's been hiding out at Chequers?
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 17:09, archived)
# Why not both?
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 17:23, archived)
# True, not forgetting Banzai!!! the dog just to provide Phil with an excuse when he's in the park
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 20:33, archived)
# Her floating is VERY subtle
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 18:15, archived)
# Barnier finally gave her enough rope, then?
SATIRE!!!
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know if this is funny or not.
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 12:20, archived)
#
Conspiracy:
Baracus is sold to the public as a piece of art by this picture.
He looks like Vincent Van Gogh. But is he worth the money?
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 12:53, archived)
# wat
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 13:25, archived)
# Ssshht! I know you like it, my little Wookie bear!
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 15:56, archived)
# I kind of miss him
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 15:59, archived)
# Worth his weight in gold
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 14:02, archived)
# ...but without the gold
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 14:11, archived)
# The headaches and neck strain might go away?
(, Mon 31 Dec 2018, 16:17, archived)

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