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[challenge entry] Make America Non-Competitive Again
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 2:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 8:48, archived)
# haha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 5 Jan 2019, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The Shag of Water?
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:57, archived)
# Heheh
Dory's memory is a blessing there
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 1:17, archived)
# Guillermo trying to turn us all into deviants with weird fetishes...
(I helped save b3ta! BourbonFox was never forgive since, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 2:48, archived)
# nice
This was a well structured post youtube video editor and I appreciate you for choosing a unique writing style here youtube free download
(arianapham, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 4:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:57, archived)
# It's got everything the body needs!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 8:38, archived)
#
+ +
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Mon 7 Jan 2019, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] What was it about her that made them want her so much


Click for bigger (277 kb)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:23, archived)
#
Your transmission is fucked and it will cost you $4000 to replace it.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 7:26, archived)
# that kind of bill can land you in the crying game
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 18:27, archived)
# Or you could have my boy George do it for half the price.
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - RENAME FILMS BADLY

We're renaming famous films this week.
Pick a movie, throw away it's carefully considered and focus group tested title and replace it with something much funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] from textoshop
Schindler's List - The Good Nazi
Fight Club - Scuffle Business
Psycho - Don't Shower!
Back To The Future - Incest Time Machine
Raiders of the Lost Ark - Mr Whippy
Alien - SPACE JAWS!
Aliens - SPACES JAWES!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:42, archived)
# Ha, Incest Time Machine
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
The Shining - Guest House Paradiso
(I helped save b3ta! Ivana Puliakokov, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:52, archived)
# hellzyea!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:58, archived)
# Old skool
(97800, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:05, archived)
# Any excuse...
...besides...I did it for Pedro...he’s not like the others. We have to support him as best we can. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:18, archived)
# You only want what's best for me?
Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:26, archived)
# ...oh...yes, Pedro...
(just nod and act normal everybody...)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] It was either that or "A boring old load of wank"

(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 0:40, archived)
# AKA -- 'Stop, or my Dad will shoot you!'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 1:02, archived)
# its
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 5 Jan 2019, 9:57, archived)
# better late than never?



that'll teach him!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 4 Jan 2019, 21:20, archived)
# I've seen all the kerfuffle, even from here in the USA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 22:07, archived)
# haha he's such a prick!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 5 Jan 2019, 11:24, archived)
# *chortles*
It's not just Gregg's that's got him all hot and bothered.

twitter.com/emilyreaderr/status/1080949064882098176

McDonald's, Pizza Hut and TFI Friday's.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 22:42, archived)
# Not clicking until I'm certain that my bean curd was killed in accordance with Islamic Law
(97800, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 22:50, archived)
# *does the hand movements*
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 22:52, archived)
# Take your hand back and clap.
Take your right arm, cross your left arm. Pat your partner's right palm with your right palm. Now back, with a clap. Take the pats of your palms and slap your thighs and watch the fun materialize.
(97800, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:04, archived)
# Kinkyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:33, archived)
# brilliant! the more piss if his that's boiled, the better :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 5 Jan 2019, 11:25, archived)
# Delurks...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 20:44, archived)
# Ha!
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 4 Jan 2019, 21:56, archived)
# :-) groovy
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:35, archived)
# oh ffs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:46, archived)
# Flash is fast, Flash is cool
(97800, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 19:08, archived)
# that's a spangin'
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 23:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Wasn't really that different
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:20, archived)
# There were rumours, when I was a kid. of an 'adult' section of 'teletext' available after.a certain time...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 20:24, archived)
# There was.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 20:27, archived)
# *690*...*Reveal*
*Phwoar!*

Edit: Oddly, these rumours were back in the '80s...

Edit2: Does anyone here remember "Mega-Zine", on Channel 4, with the "White Line Warrior"...?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 21:42, archived)
#
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:24, archived)
# *wanks faster*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 13:34, archived)
# Yippee ki yay Knobby-tosser!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 14:00, archived)
# *waves at the ceiling, with cock*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 15:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 15:44, archived)
# :-(
but I'm not stopping
(horrid, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 15:50, archived)
# :O
arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 16:02, archived)
# A classic
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 16:05, archived)
# Het Bovenhuis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 16:20, archived)
# Is onderhuis a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:51, archived)
# That would be a basement
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 8:42, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11274400
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 17:42, archived)
# you dreadful brute, have a click haha
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:36, archived)
# Is that the drummer from the white stripes?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:57, archived)
# It's Anne Frankenstein
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 4 Jan 2019, 20:01, archived)
# Yay
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 20:15, archived)
# *delurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 10:39, archived)
# I'm only here for the candles
*fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 10:40, archived)
# happy candles day!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 10:41, archived)
# 13 of the bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 10:43, archived)
# here's to 13 more
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 14:45, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLEMAS!
Needs more delurking from you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 10:46, archived)
# I would like to hear a Hally & Oates & Meatloaf mashup now

ps: you're on fucking fire!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:00, archived)
# They wont do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:06, archived)
# D: D: D:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:46, archived)
# grinning trump baby?
(ozof, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:52, archived)
# No thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 14:00, archived)
# welcome back and goodbye
merry candles
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:08, archived)
# Woo
Happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:30, archived)
# Ooo happy candles!
*slightly unnerving hug*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 12:32, archived)
# Halloo and yay
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jan 2019, 18:37, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Jan 2019, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] reduces the world record time by some margin
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:46, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:51, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:20, archived)
# Hmmm!
Did you know that more people will see your posts with a 'B3ta Pro®' subscription?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 2:10, archived)
# LIES
(97800, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 7:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 8:13, archived)
# Lovely!
I like
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 8:51, archived)
# merch of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 10:41, archived)
# The two green sides on one corner
Are making me twitch
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 19:47, archived)
# Me too...
I've been trying to figure out if two green sides would make it easier or harder (I reckon the latter).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 20:22, archived)
#
Well it means there are two adjacent faces that are the same colour, so only 5 different colours instead of 6. Which is no easier or harder.

But only 4 colours are showing so it could be even weirder.

For those of an anxious disposition, remove ALL the coloured stickers from your cubes (2x2x2 all the way up to 17x17x17) and the anxiety melts away; they are always "finished" now....
(I_love_rachelswipe, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 13:35, archived)
# But it increases the permutations involved in completing both faces of the same colour...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 6 Jan 2019, 21:05, archived)
# Made a John McClane cut out to have him crawling out from under things
(JauntyArt, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 21:55, archived)
# Yippee
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:03, archived)
# ki yay mother fucker?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:47, archived)
# Seems the obvious one...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:10, archived)
# Even pixellated
this other obvious one feels NSFW, so link.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:56, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:32, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 4 Jan 2019, 0:15, archived)
# On a roll!
onin
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jan 2019, 4:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 4:56, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 7:27, archived)
# hahaha
*actual size*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 8:52, archived)
# Oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 9:40, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:21, archived)
# *squints*
*barfs*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:30, archived)
# Hans! Booby!!

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:24, archived)
# b&
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:44, archived)
# Did happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 0:01, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 0:30, archived)
# On a roll!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 9:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 10:25, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 23:21, archived)
# McClane spotting!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 9:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 9:39, archived)
# Evening all


Been a while but needed to do something to take my attention from the footie.
(Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 21:52, archived)
# I like your thought processes.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:46, archived)
# Hehe nice
I for one would like to see a whole alphabet of these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jan 2019, 11:02, archived)
# Posting tho I'm 1000% sure someone else must have thought of this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:52, archived)
# Ee!
I had to say it out loud before it clicked :-)
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:29, archived)
# Sugerettes
(97800, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:33, archived)
# Oh shit
I couldn't remember her name, and then...
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:36, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrGloverLover, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 15:13, archived)
# What font matching algorithm did you use ?
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 15:48, archived)
# The Who Gives A Fuck algorithm
(MrGloverLover, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 14:16, archived)
# The phone selection is genius!
Is that Paula Abdul on Emilio Estevez's phone?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 16:49, archived)
# Just some 'hot chick'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 18:57, archived)
# That film would be completely different now
unless they were forced to hand in their phones at the start
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:22, archived)
# Yeah I thought about that.
They could do a lot of shit now. My thoughts were greatly amusing. XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...

"Come out to the air vent we'll take some selfies have a few laughs..."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Jan 2019, 20:44, archived)

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