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# I feel like I've heard this song before
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:51, archived)
#
Yep. Keep on voting until you make the right choice! That's the new democracy. If the majority view is unpalatable, call it popularism. Just don't be surprised when the freaky extremists appear, because you invited them in...
(Keroscene, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] just one bite from inventing the infamous alien ship
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:09, archived)
# Did happen.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 29 Mar 2019, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha ugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:16, archived)
# Disgusting
disgusting
delicious
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:45, archived)
# HUZZAH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 2:15, archived)
# This is super
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:16, archived)
# takes brush, waits


Click for bigger (150 kb)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] LOS ANGELES. NOVEMBER 2019.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 29 Mar 2019, 12:24, archived)
# Geniune lols there
(gijoel, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:13, archived)
# Arf
I wonder if we'll ever find out if Zuck is a replicant himself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:44, archived)
# pffft
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 29 Mar 2019, 16:43, archived)
# I bet you do, you dirty old bollocks
(97800, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] nomnomnominated for shittest post at the can movie festival
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 12:06, archived)
# LOLZ
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] he is so annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:46, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] true facts, worked special effects on 'romper stomper' this twats first feature film
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:35, archived)
# the extra 'D' is code for drugs..
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:36, archived)
# alright Brant
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 29 Mar 2019, 16:43, archived)
# Probably still the best film he has ever been involved with.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 29 Mar 2019, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(salvadorevincent, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 8:38, archived)
# Like this lots.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:11, archived)
# I dunno, what was his involvement?
He does look like he's holding a mask in front of his face, is it Tony Blair?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:14, archived)
# Face of Cameron, casual dress sense of Mogg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah this is good
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:32, archived)
# omg :D
(ozof, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 7:31, archived)
# HOLY TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 8:32, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 8:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11282210
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:11, archived)
# It’s only 97 words...jeeesh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:49, archived)
# I'm a very lazy reader XD
Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 22:38, archived)
# I'll break it down for you....Batman gets laid.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 15:56, archived)
# TO THE BATBOARD!
I can't get enough of these! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:34, archived)
# Makes sense ‘cause he’s fighting the recent events of a crime wave.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:43, archived)
# Boing! Gush!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 11:14, archived)
# HOE LEE TITZ!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:49, archived)
#
𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 14:02, archived)
# He's Batgay and doesn't know it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 14:40, archived)
# Batsphemy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:52, archived)
# needs fewer heads showing in front of the clouds
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 1:17, archived)
# I knew you'd say something about that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Texty entry

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:51, archived)
# This here is the good shit. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:57, archived)
# I like this a lot because there are lots of words
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:59, archived)
# Hahah - nicely done
Binary page number is a nice touch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 22:00, archived)
# XD
(97800, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] noice :)
also this nonsense
(ozof, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:25, archived)
# Glory hole \o/s
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:14, archived)
# admit it, you stole Gorts line from papa lazarus
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:39, archived)
# oh yeah, nearly forgot..you're my wifi now!
now give me your o-ring
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:41, archived)
# Not consciously
What was their gag?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:23, archived)
#
https://youtu.be/s2F4ZWTjwTU?t=114
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:40, archived)
# This ticks so many boxes.
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 11:15, archived)
# Rick is an anglicised version of the French name René. Descartes is pronounced 'Deckard' phonetically.
Rick Deckard therefore is an anglicised version of RenΓ© Descartes, whose most famous quote is "Cogito ergo sum" (I think therefore I am) which is basically the plot of Blade Runner!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 18:26, archived)
#



wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:50, archived)
# I did not know this.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 21:46, archived)
# And when asked any question,
Tara the android replies with "I feel fantastic. Hey hey hey."
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:33, archived)
# Wi-Fi
Johnny 5 was around five years before Wi-fi was invented, so thus I question the legitimacy of this interview. Fake news perhaps?

Unless he got an after market expansion.
(LokiMD, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ". . . All I am saying is that she might be one . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:43, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:48, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:51, archived)
# Untouched Getty image
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:57, archived)
#


Click for bigger (130 kb)
(Keroscene, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:18, archived)
# alright Putinbot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:19, archived)
#
What?? No one noticed all that glass and steel with flags everywhere? I guess people don't notice the loss of democratic freedoms until it is too late. Oh no I am malfunctioning...
(Keroscene, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:25, archived)
# happy congrats HT
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 19:58, archived)
# woo! Yay! Hoopla! Cangles!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:15, archived)
# haha, subtle.
Please tell me you shopped that bottle to look like a sad Hitler in a rave hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:32, archived)
#
Ha! That's a level of subtlety I hadn’t even considered…
(Keroscene, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:36, archived)
# First there was a devil in Uma's sole which I couldn't see.
Now a sad hitler in a rave hat which I can't see.

One of us needs a medication review.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 18:51, archived)
# I see weird shit everywhere man!
Every since I took that magic shroom soup back in the school library in 1991 and the curtains started moving!

Now you mention it, he looks more like Wilson from 'Home Improvements' looking over the fence?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:43, archived)
# That's Compo from Last of The Summer Wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 22:45, archived)
# So long and thanks for all the cash.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:03, archived)
# There's an uncanny resemblance which I've never noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:30, archived)
#
Thart's ar crarker!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:50, archived)
# hehe, lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:14, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:19, archived)
# Aces!!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 8:58, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:15, archived)
# Danger Mouse is missing!
(JauntyArt, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:12, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
You got a real life LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:12, archived)
# Nailed him
ed been bothering me for months who that fat little beady eyed cunt reminded me of
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Amazing what you'll prop up when you're morally bankrupt and the job prospects sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:07, archived)
# oh, b3rthday!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:10, archived)
# happy day, old fella.
(I helped save b3ta! maia posted this on, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:41, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:58, archived)
#
my favourite ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:09, archived)
# awww, classic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:19, archived)
# tardy candle greetings
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:21, archived)
# Happy 13th iiiiiiiiiiiii
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:10, archived)
# Happy Candles Mr Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:31, archived)
# Haha - she's already spent a few Weekends at Barnier's - and Happy Candles!
(Cerberus64, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:43, archived)
# Candles!!
Happy Candles day (also arf)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:48, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:55, archived)
# Haha!
Happy candle day :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:04, archived)
# Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:31, archived)
# sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 19:58, archived)
# Down boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 22:46, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:15, archived)
# Happy B3rthday
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:21, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:43, archived)
# Happy Candles!
Woo, yay and all the hooplas!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 19:34, archived)
# Happy Candles Toastie
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] She's learned a new game.
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:05, archived)
# clever girl
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:07, archived)
# happy candlethingy
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:26, archived)
# Neato
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:13, archived)
# Haha great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:30, archived)
# Nice
I remember us all doing this at school with our penknives. o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:17, archived)
# Happy Days
In my day we only tried to stab ourselves not the teacher. Kids today .... grumbles.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 18:59, archived)
[challenge entry] It's back!

I spent far too long over this for a silly gag.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 14:05, archived)
# Blaaarrggglll... brains... brains!!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:02, archived)
# You won't find many in the HoC.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:06, archived)
# Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Third Time's A Charm!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 13:14, archived)
# hehe, I see the hog showed up too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 13:55, archived)
# Oinko boinko
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 13:58, archived)
# Nasal DP anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:35, archived)
# Photoshopped images only, please
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 14:33, archived)
# This little piggy went to market...
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy ate roast beef
And that little piggies now gone
So this little piggy squeals
"Mee mee mee" all the way home...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:13, archived)

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