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[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 21:39, archived)
#
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] em...
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(ozof, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 2:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.


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(2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea does what it says on the tin:
(judge62 Captcha must die!!, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Keith Moon
(Alligator, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Prunella Scales
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:03, archived)
# The Peter Pan Of Pop
(JauntyArt, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Peat Townshend


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(Alligator, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry]

just realised this is a verb
(JauntyArt, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:21, archived)
# Its a noun if you're describing his penis
clicks :)
(Scumbrian like eh, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Kofi Anaan

Rules bent...slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Kate's Bush (NSFW?)
So yeah but no but yeah but no but - bendone many times but there you go (censored as I cant remember how to post a NSFW image)

NSFW: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/31538/1560612135/Kate.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:23, archived)
# Link the original please
gets lotion
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:11, archived)
#
NSFW YOU SICKO
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:28, archived)
# Holy Tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:01, archived)
# it puts the lotion in the basket.
(gijoel, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 0:50, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOUN CELEBS

Photoshop celebrities with nouns in their names to emphasise the nouns: Kate Bush, Oliver Stone, Bill Gates..
You get the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 15:35, archived)
# I fear the one I have in my head for Kate Bush
may be NSFW and been done 1000's of times

meh... *fires up photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:07, archived)
# Not quite...but have Ronseal

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Or even just a Seal

(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ...


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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 19:10, archived)
# Lovely.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 11:17, archived)
# Doh!
-click-
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 15:46, archived)
# v gud
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 15:47, archived)
# Very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 21:31, archived)
# But it's a jpeg, I don't get it
(97800, Mon 17 Jun 2019, 19:53, archived)
# Also lovely.
(@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Sun 16 Jun 2019, 11:18, archived)
# As Glasto is on the Horizon, I wonder if they'll be headlining The West Dolts Stage again?
Surely time for a reunion
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 1:34, archived)
# Diet Coke and a hamberder, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 1:48, archived)
# I was gonna give him McDonald's, but went traditional Smug Bastard instead... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 4:09, archived)
# b3ta.com/trump
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 3:03, archived)
# threadwaste, inc.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 4:10, archived)
# Your fired
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 4:11, archived)
[challenge entry] He is impressive though...Look....He even found Waldo all by himself!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:53, archived)
# Haha!
...the HANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 23:17, archived)
# I still can't edit any of my posts or replies
and now I forgot what I was gonna say...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 4:03, archived)
# Your powers are weak, old man!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 4:11, archived)
# freedomcroissant
is that teh quo lurking with a rifle?
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 6:43, archived)
# Doesn't matter... he's Bullet-Proof !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:00, archived)
# hahaha hands
Orange man drinks orange juice
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:19, archived)
# In a wine glass!
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:40, archived)
# He's coming right at us! Aaaaghhhh
(97800, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:49, archived)
# The Prince Of Tames
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:50, archived)
# also: WAILAAPOYD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 21:51, archived)
# <3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3avtjJbQkU
(97800, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:43, archived)
# Brilliant!
Wales on stilts!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:13, archived)
# He's trying to avoid the Wales!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:06, archived)
# By using shtilts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Why am I looking at a...
OK as you were.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:45, archived)
# |°|
(MRS2, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 9:08, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 14:01, archived)
# Pea rinse
(97800, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 15:02, archived)
# Found a lovely pub for lunch today, fit for a king it was!
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:49, archived)
# sweet dreams
(shardcore, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:15, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:21, archived)
# which is weird
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:21, archived)
# Sweat dreams
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:06, archived)
# If you stop this in the middle, it's Katie Hopkins.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:36, archived)
# God you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:54, archived)
# OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:05, archived)
# That is disturbing
yet strangely, I sat there watching it for a good 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:14, archived)
# It's that added Katie's what done it. Adds a certain je ne se quois.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:17, archived)
# Yes, the CDC background to Katie
certainly raises the bone tone

edit: wrong code, what a tonehead
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:28, archived)
# I can't 'edit' my replies, I think the codemonkey is asleep
I think the codemonkey is asleep
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:31, archived)
# Make America Felate Again
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:32, archived)
# Or gobble...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 20:08, archived)
# The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:33, archived)
#


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 23:48, archived)
# I saw Christopher Lambert circa Subway
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sat 15 Jun 2019, 8:08, archived)
# This is going to be my fav photo...I can just tell
(Lord Bryon, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:40, archived)
# I know Trump’s spelling is appalling
But surely he can manage “your all”?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 11:01, archived)
# supposed to be 'your'
but trump can't even get that right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66X68DtrPRM
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:25, archived)
#
Hahahah...what Trumpo wants, Trumpo gets...
(Lord Bryon, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:55, archived)
# Is that rocket heading for Moonmars ?
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 23:16, archived)
# Ed Balls
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:38, archived)
# Ed Balls
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 15:28, archived)
# he he

(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:53, archived)
# EdBallsEdBallsEdEdEdBallsEdEdEdBallsBallsBalls
/speed
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 22:48, archived)
# Orange President, Orange plane...
(Lord Bryon, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 17:02, archived)
#
"Don't worry, I've got a plane"
"You mean a plan, sir?"
"Plan? What the fuck is that?"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 17:28, archived)
# This orange thing will never take off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 18:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 19:35, archived)
# #FakeHues!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 20:40, archived)
# Don't insult the Precedent of Washington (America)!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 21:43, archived)
# It's funny because...
He's fat and ugly and the leader of a vast criminal cartel working out of a former monastery in Washington with a growler like a Sarlac pit because he used to be a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Jun 2019, 23:52, archived)
# You're just against trans rights :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 1:23, archived)
# Damn Right
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 2:42, archived)
# CFB


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 0:53, archived)
#
not clickin dat
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 2:44, archived)
# Oh, ok ok!
Then one of these -- they came in threes


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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 3:03, archived)
# What have you shopped?....lol
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 4:46, archived)
# Upside down Busey at the top
(97800, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 8:25, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 10:05, archived)
# OH NO PLS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 11:33, archived)
# old school deep dream! :D
I still have a working install from 2015 on my PC. Never could get the videocard to speed things up.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:26, archived)
# That isn't even his final form.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 11:36, archived)
# just u wait
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 12:17, archived)
# Likes.
Clicks.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 14 Jun 2019, 13:44, archived)
# The Thing
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 14:43, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 16:32, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 14 Jun 2019, 18:33, archived)

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