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[challenge entry] Some say, he used to push dinosaurs into tar pits...
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 10:05, archived)
#
\/\/O\/\/!
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:21, archived)
# Holy Moly thats good
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:27, archived)
# BBBBLLLLEEEEEUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH
MY FIRST CANDLLLZZZZZ in 15 bloody years! Get in!!!!
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:28, archived)
# oh shit!

(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:31, archived)
# Sweet wax flames, dude.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 21:46, archived)
# Err... There's 16 of them...
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 22:18, archived)
# Who are you, Really?
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:28, archived)
# well...
That's b3ta user Really? (18231)
(, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 12:29, archived)
# omg, really Really?
enjoy our f(l)ame
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:03, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:52, archived)
# No Stig(osaurus)?
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 14:02, archived)
# Bloody hell.
This is too good for this place.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 14:10, archived)
# Yep, that's a winner.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 14:24, archived)
# Superb
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 15:39, archived)
# idgi
clique-worthy, i guess
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:55, archived)
# It's funny because it's characteristically well-executed, but devoid of any actual humour.
Still, each to their own, eh?
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 21:46, archived)
# Yeah
But it is good
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:20, archived)
# Needs work/matching skin tones/floating head in back/unnecessarybowling ball...etc...
....minus yellow tattoo sig (nobody has a yellow tattoo)/ maybe 'Geoff' painted on the side....etc....etc...
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:27, archived)
# YEAH BUT IT IS GOOD
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:33, archived)
# ...oh right....it is goooooood.... ;)*
*if it fixed everything I mentioned.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:36, archived)
# Yeah
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:36, archived)
# ^opinion on the internet^
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:32, archived)
# Opinions are like noses
They make you smell
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:35, archived)
# Not an opinion....an observation!
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:36, archived)
# It's unfunny shit, and your website's unfunny shit.
Smell that.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:38, archived)
# I can smell your per pee
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:39, archived)
# I like to imagine
It smells like petrol
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:40, archived)
# Nice 'observation'! (clickin' dis!)
Yeah FP the fuck out of that!
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:41, archived)
# So gonna to get caught
(, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 1:33, archived)
# perhaps it's only good cos you lot love the boy clarkson and his chums
i mean, s4rky propably thought, with a quiet chuckle, "those idiots on top gear are fucking neanderthals. what if top gear were set in prehistoric times etc. so i need a caveman car. oh. that's the flintstones!"
10 seconds later she finds this: www.google.com/search?q=flintstones+car&safe=strict&source=lnms&tbm=isch
"so now i need cartoon versions of the top gear twats" and 10 seconds late she finds this: www.google.com/search?q=top+gear+cartoon&safe=strict&source=lnms&tbm=isch
then she fires up her favourite faceswapperator - and it doesn't hurt that she does this shit for a living - and 15 minutes later, voila! fantastic! super!
(, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 22:12, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 1:04, archived)
# Super.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 22:14, archived)
# Wonderful,
truly wonderful :)
(, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 17:40, archived)
# Every time Wetherspoons founder Tim Martin rears his head to advocate Breggshit, this is what I see...
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 3:48, archived)
# You're supposed to use photoshop or something.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 21:15, archived)
# he just knows when things turn to shit more people will want to drink
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 23:17, archived)
# Anyone here have much experience with .EPS vector files that could help me out by answering a few Q's?? need to get some die cut vinyl decals printed urgently and i'm a little lost with why the file I provided is not usable as its not a true vector file,
apparently just converting it isn't good enough or some such...

Flame away!
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 2:51, archived)
# U filtad
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 6:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I have no idea how to help you :(
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 6:53, archived)
# I can help
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:05, archived)
# if it is an encapsulated postscript file then it can contain non vector elements, for instance think of it as a container holding the vectors but also containing a separate bitmap .bmp file
A true vector graphic would only contain the vectors needed to draw the image and probably the colours to fill parts of the image. A scalable vector graphic .svg file may be an example of this.

Hope that helps, let the corrections commence if I'm way off.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:06, archived)
# Pixel element created using Photoshop or other raster graphics editor would be fine
so long as you include a vector-based clipping path in the file. But preferably make the whole thing in Illustrator to begin with.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:12, archived)
# Yes, but can you please explain exactly how to use this technique
to make Bart Simpson invisible?
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:36, archived)
# Fewer than a week to go, I can't wait to see its birthday post
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:42, archived)
# Smaller
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 8:24, archived)
# More lesser
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 16:04, archived)
# Pap Shart can help
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 9:54, archived)
# Gaz im me
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 14:24, archived)
# Convert to PDF if that could help you
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 1:08, archived)
# I have a great idea by the way.
Carol Channing as Catwoman
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 1:18, archived)
# o___o
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 2:09, archived)
# Phyllis Diller?
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 2:18, archived)
# O___o
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 2:41, archived)
# Bella Emberg?
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:08, archived)
# O_o
Maybe Nicole Peters :D
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 11:52, archived)
# And you thought Simon Cowell's insults were harsh
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 2:46, archived)
# Judge not lest ye be judged.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 2:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Mostly charmless.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:12, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] oh my

great minds and all that
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:47, archived)
# fucking brilliant
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 21:01, archived)
# Poo planet
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 22:15, archived)
# That's part of my plan....yes...
...but I'm looking forward to total destruction.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 23:23, archived)
# I give up.
Where's the "S4RK"?
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 3:13, archived)
# He's at home, washing his tights
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 7:32, archived)
# "S4RK earth"
Top
(, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 1:07, archived)
# Blirriant
And horribly likely.
(, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Just the good ol' lords, never meanin' no harm
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 18:39, archived)
# I like it!
...dunno why nobody else does
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 18:50, archived)
# It got to the popular board
But then I think that only takes 2 votes nowadays - so a big thanks to you and my Gran :)
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:13, archived)
# heh heh heh heh heh!
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:13, archived)
# Which b3tan is she then?
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:14, archived)
# The one that's always posting CDC gifs
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] he's aged well


(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 17:17, archived)
# Hah!
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:18, archived)
# Arf
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:29, archived)
# LoL
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 20:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 11:06, archived)
# Dropping these in cafes is fun
While you sit watching on another table with a few coffees



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(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 14:42, archived)
# I want to know more about the Corbyn scandalfury
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 15:42, archived)
# >fuck scandalf
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 18:17, archived)
# You can take a joke too far. *shudders*
Excellent work though.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 16:58, archived)
# SKILLZ
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 14:33, archived)
# veh good
Wish I had thought of that...
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 15:29, archived)
# This is what that Kevin Costner film should have been called.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 15:45, archived)
# Robbin' Pat
The Postman: Prince of Thieves?
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 16:23, archived)
# Dances with Cat
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 16:40, archived)
# I think this was the point when I thought "yeah, this programme is utter bollocks"
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 18:57, archived)
# This was awesome - the guy got to shine 'cause he's a real life dancing pro!
ScottieGirl20
4 years ago
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 21:35, archived)
# lame
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 23:29, archived)
# This is great.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:19, archived)
# Great!
(, Wed 6 Nov 2019, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Get your knickers on replicant slag and make me a cup of tea
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 11:40, archived)
#
Don't let b3ta.com user Jabberwoc see this, he'll blow a fucking gasket
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 14:37, archived)
# THIS IS A FUCKING TRAVESTY.
(, Tue 5 Nov 2019, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 22:45, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 23:13, archived)
# You see it too?
I mean to say, Kirk looks kinda sexy there.
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 23:42, archived)
# He does for sure
You would too if you were back in that era.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 0:44, archived)
# I'm sexy right here, right now!
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 0:47, archived)
# Are you an animal?
Like maybe a rabbit?
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 0:49, archived)
# I'm Samuel L Jackson trapped in the body of a chihuahua

(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 1:00, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 1:01, archived)
#
Lol. Iโ€™m a Victini!
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 1:03, archived)
# I used to be part mudkip, but I had that part removed.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 1:13, archived)
# So I heard you like had that part removed
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 2:31, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 1:05, archived)
# What?
Do you like Victini?
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 1:07, archived)
# I don't know what that is, but if it insists on itself then no.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 2:32, archived)
# This is a Victini
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 3:10, archived)
# Biggar!
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 16:59, archived)
# Pretty cute huh?
I think I am at least.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 21:36, archived)
# Oh!
Oh?

Oh my!
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:19, archived)
# \o/
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 17:00, archived)
# chekov's holding the camera
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 23:22, archived)
# Is that Mary Fucking Poppins on the right there? Because it looks like Mary Fucking Poppins on the right there.
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 0:48, archived)
# It's her cousin, the one who never wears a bra.
Mary Floppins
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 1:48, archived)
# maria popatopov, shurely
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 2:12, archived)
# sSdya tyaek
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 19:30, archived)
# scorchy bottoms
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 20:30, archived)
# I heresee what you did there
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 15:41, archived)
# love the smell of burning brexiters in the morning
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 15:39, archived)
# It smells of Vic
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 17:26, archived)
# It smells of ThickTory
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 18:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Mon 4 Nov 2019, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] You should have quit while you were ahead, Gary!
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 18:31, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Art thou free, Master Humphries?
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Latin "I'm a celebrity....."


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I came, I saw, I ate kangaroo testicles....
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 16:58, archived)
# This is what Jacob Reece Mogg sees on the TV
When subtitles are turned on
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who says Ni!
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 15:27, archived)
# Ohh, look at him on that fancy quadricorn!
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 17:19, archived)
# Don't tell The Hoff, but he's also on a woman's body
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 18:56, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 19:11, archived)
# Beware!
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - TIME TRAVEL TV

What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025?
Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 13:02, archived)
# Not on a Sunday!!
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 14:25, archived)
# Breaketh Bread, perhaps?
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 8:30, archived)
# Ha
Subtle
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 11:54, archived)
# ndwPuJl? I don't geddit
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 14:00, archived)
#
ยฟวษฏ uo dn oฦƒ puษ สžunษนp ส‡วฦƒ ษuuษส 'สŽqษq สŽวH
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 20:15, archived)
# Devito's photoshopped legs, at infest
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 21:17, archived)
# any good?
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 22:05, archived)
# Rubbish
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 22:39, archived)
# and I missed it :(
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 0:08, archived)
# sorry
i'm watching the Burbs....
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 21:32, archived)
# The nerve!...I spent a year planning this shop.
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 22:28, archived)
# OK, so Mr Freeze and the Penguin...
...but where are the tits?
(, Sat 2 Nov 2019, 23:36, archived)
# Sometimes I have to restrain myself.
I might get B&.
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 0:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 0:19, archived)
# ^ Thrush cream ad
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 1:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 3 Nov 2019, 1:56, archived)

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