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[challenge entry] Trumpdidiolumpscious
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:25, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 11:05, archived)
# Rising sea levels, and all that.
and all that.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:30, archived)
# They're not even rowing!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:56, archived)
# Well they already rowed (past tense)
In other words, Abbey Rowed (eheh)
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 2:41, archived)
# They passed tents, why didn't they stop?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 10:22, archived)
# Because the occupants seemed like unhappy campers.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 11:07, archived)
# Oh the rowed quite a lot before splitting up
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 9:36, archived)
# the two other replies to this comment are very good
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 10:18, archived)
# Sequel to the Yellow Submarine:
The Green Supermarine
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 1:26, archived)
# Hah! :)
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 2:43, archived)
#
nice background
I can almost see my tag :/
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 17:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:22, archived)
# Proper lol's at the cyberman :)
I also pressed the "I like this" thing
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:26, archived)
# Fresh!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:50, archived)
# I'm cheering for this villain
sorry bm+r
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:29, archived)
# All I can say is...
...HOLY TITS!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:50, archived)
#
You know I've seen her TWO times in public, so we're practically besties
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:00, archived)
# Super Jelly Right Now! Grrrrr!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:16, archived)
# Batman seems to have a bit of updog on his chin
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:33, archived)
# Fat neck girl ...sounds great!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:49, archived)
# Those pics with the big shoulder dresses, where did you find them?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:54, archived)
# gub-gub's secret file
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:00, archived)
# From my phone
when we were hanging out
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:02, archived)
# this has been no help at all
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:21, archived)
# Party Time!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:26, archived)
# Holy sunken pecs Batman!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 2:38, archived)
# Fuk I remember that party! I was there man!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5TlpUF2GGw

it took 1:26 for the acid to kick in!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 5:02, archived)
# Damn....they'll let anybody sing. :/
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 16:09, archived)
#
Yeah she looks like all of the workers behind the meat counter at my local Armenian market
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 17:30, archived)
# Dita Von Teese modelling for Jean-Paul Gautier
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 20:50, archived)
# Have you ever been over to a friends house to eat and the food is just no good?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:18, archived)
# tiny chickens
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:20, archived)
# In the wine?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 5:15, archived)
# Tiny damn things, but they're new
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah...and the plastic cups taste like plastic.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:27, archived)
# I mean
the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
and the chicken tastes like wood?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 2:35, archived)
# Worst friends ever.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 16:08, archived)
# AIN'T
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 11:59, archived)
#
oops
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 14:23, archived)
# this is the woke shit right here bitches
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 4:59, archived)
# True Heroes!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 16:07, archived)
# Those square PRICKS.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 7:34, archived)
# Mama said knock on the door.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Karen-O-Virus
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:54, archived)
# ...and the Mofaha Request Remix
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:01, archived)
# Whoa, milkeye centrifugal whizzfloor
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:38, archived)
# Whoa! 0_0 Calm down!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:51, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 1:12, archived)
# Just an ikkle bit? Please?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 7:35, archived)
# Don't listen to him, this is good stuff.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 19:18, archived)
# suddenly ancient egyptian
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 2:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:41, archived)
# ...and I saved the best for last...
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:41, archived)
# cyriakesque
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 2:58, archived)
# Just kidding, this is the last one
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:43, archived)
# fuck this milky-eyed mouthmelding horrorfuck no offense
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 2:59, archived)
# Haha love it!
Also, I'd like to speak to a manager
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:07, archived)
# Who?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:25, archived)
# finally
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:50, archived)
# Ohh....now I see what's going on here.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:51, archived)
# Now that it's too late
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:54, archived)
# #remindme 8:00 HOURS
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 0:36, archived)
# Pedro please explain why you think there should be an 8-hour cooling off period before posts can be front-paged.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollocks to "personal space"! Gimme a hug!

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(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:04, archived)
# Touchscreens are going to kill us
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:13, archived)
# I've got a bit of a cough at the minute.
The other day in Tesco I was getting death stares from a couple at the self-checkout whenever I coughed into my hanky, so I turn to them and say "Don't worry it's not coronavirus, I've just got lung cancer."

Yes, I may be going to hell, but the look on their faces was worth it.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:39, archived)
# hopefully not for a long time...



The lift down is probably slow, getting progressively warmer and filled with folk who can't stop farting and shitting
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:46, archived)
# Haha!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 19:19, archived)
# Sads

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(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:16, archived)
# classic
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:19, archived)
#
d w
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:32, archived)
# Ah, the Great Stupenwo!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:37, archived)
# Stupen
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:40, archived)
# A showman to the end.
*applauds*
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 2:46, archived)
# Ha..............ha!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&S
muiley-virus
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:52, archived)
# I laughed
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:58, archived)
# I cried.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:04, archived)
# I came
in like a wrecking ball
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:07, archived)
# It’s proper b3ta though innit
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:18, archived)
# Yeah
Sometimes less is moar
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:27, archived)
# I conquered
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Oh pedro
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:32, archived)
# Post a picture in a new thread please Pedro
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:42, archived)
# Are you wanting to test the new ignore options?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:53, archived)
# No Pedro, and it hurts me that you’d think so
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:02, archived)
# What should I post?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:38, archived)
# [hook, line, sinker]
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:53, archived)
# [bait]
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:52, archived)
#
conk
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:57, archived)
# I ejeculated into my elbow
like they've advised us to do
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:49, archived)
# Good lad.
If you are indeed a lad.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 7:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Skeggy
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:38, archived)
# I like this
but would you be gutted if I told you I could see his reflection in the puddle
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:44, archived)
# Reflections don't need to self-isolate, so it's logically correct
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 19:07, archived)
# No
becuase I spotted it myself earlier. Was most vexing though.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry]

better in my head; better in than out.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:46, archived)
# He's in the puddle! O_o
The footprints lead to the puddle....and then..........gone......
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:47, archived)
# He's through the looking glass, people
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:03, archived)
# Whoa! 0_0
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:43, archived)
#
Hehehe
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:14, archived)
# This council has no hesitation in finding you all...guilty!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:26, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:31, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 6:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ...It's a bit easier now...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 17:28, archived)
# Needs mass suicide by religious cult I;d say
otherwise Yay XD
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 17:53, archived)
# yeah...that would be good...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:39, archived)
# I see you put yourself in there
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:28, archived)
# atomic is goose
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:37, archived)
#
-is
+did
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Hold on...that don't sound right either...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:51, archived)
# (´・_・`)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:59, archived)
# HIDE DRUG
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:58, archived)
# Trump can find it.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 19:18, archived)
# that pirate in the yellow trousers, what is he trying to grab?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:48, archived)
# He's not a pirate...he's a body surfer...obv.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:28, archived)
# Not a mushroom cloud in sight.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Those cloned trees are trippy
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 19:01, archived)
# They've been asking about you.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 19:12, archived)
# I haven't seen me
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:25, archived)
# I'll ask Pedro.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:40, archived)
# Please don't
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:31, archived)
# r u d e
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 9:31, archived)
# Wally!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:38, archived)
# You found him!
Congratz!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:13, archived)
# really struggling to find rené and georgette magritte with their dog après la guerre
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 9:29, archived)
# They just left.
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 16:04, archived)
# That's great :)
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 17:03, archived)
# o/'
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] er . . .
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 15:54, archived)
# oh damn
Sainsbury's have run out of mind bleach now
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 16:20, archived)
# Sounds like my kind of store
It might have been Slainsbury's eh

(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 17:44, archived)
# that's big
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 16:59, archived)
# abuse of scale is my middle name ;p
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 17:51, archived)
# Must be one of those industrial size loo rolls?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:27, archived)
# cockalorum!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:21, archived)
# Is he a Cockney?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:36, archived)
# oh, um, yikes
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Times are good for aldi
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 11:42, archived)
# “Kevin, you are such a disease.”
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 13:41, archived)
# CoronAlone
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 14:40, archived)
# Children apparently suffer mild versions of the disease,
and the risk is that they'll give it to older relatives who are much more susceptible to potentially fatal complications.

/Macauley Cull-kin
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 14:42, archived)
# :D :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 15:26, archived)
# "You Guys Give Up Or Are You Thirsty For More?!"
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 11:25, archived)
# Two more under the t-shirt.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Someone stole my bog rolls!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 11:08, archived)
# Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive! Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin' Alive!...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Jenkins!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 10:52, archived)
# This
is the best one.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 10:54, archived)
# This weeks topical episode...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 12:32, archived)
# LIMPFISH!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 15:12, archived)
#
Manuel! Hello! Might post again in another 10 years
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:11, archived)
# If Covid-19 attacked Gripper Stebson
He'd steal its lunch money, give it a wedgie and flush its head down the toilet
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 16:22, archived)
#
New strain of PogoPatterson-19 infects your dinner money
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:35, archived)
# Thought B3ta didn't like stealing ideas?!
Can't see any attribution to Barney Farmer's original of this from yesterday? Admittedly a an inferior Paint job, but this is still a pretty blatant rip off.twitter.com/barneyfarmer/status/1240320200374919176?s=19
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 17:17, archived)
# Yeah, how dare two people on the internet have the same idea independently within a 48 hour period
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 17:34, archived)
# lol, ignored
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:02, archived)
# How can I still see this?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:26, archived)
# Through the miracle of internet
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:28, archived)
# Meh.
All my own idea. I don't do twitter. Or b3ta really.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 17:37, archived)
# Oh hai Barney
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:12, archived)
# We're all about stealing ideas.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 19:21, archived)
# Speak for yourself
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:25, archived)
# I only steal YOUR ideas....cuz you're a shit shopper... XD
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:41, archived)
# Jokes are better than this
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:20, archived)
# not so fucking pedro
gary olddog?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 22:14, archived)
# I was just joking.
He's not a shit shopper.
Mediocre at best.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:47, archived)
# Who?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 20:27, archived)
# Best covid-19 grangehill fusion evaar
this week
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 18:14, archived)
# Super!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 19:37, archived)
#
Yay! Monkeon!
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:28, archived)
# whizzer!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:09, archived)
#
What kind of monster picks up a sausage, right-handed with a butter knife?
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 9:49, archived)
#
Bloody 70s common comprehensive cartoon plebs
(, Fri 20 Mar 2020, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] "Is it 'school's out'?"
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 10:20, archived)
# Hah!
Hah!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (107 kb)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 5:30, archived)
# That's when this fucking elephant thing came at me
I told him not to mention the elephant
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 21:37, archived)
# Ah so this is the event.
DON'T THINK ABOUT THE EVENT.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] If this doesn't kill it, at least it'll shine
(, Thu 19 Mar 2020, 4:35, archived)

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