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So has everyone else seen the do-it-yourself Bayeux Tapestry?
it's over here Click for bigger (1066 kb)
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jondolier ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:56,
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squid head ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 15:32,
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*cough* /links *cough*
That said:
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Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 16:42,
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looks very good
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 17:24,
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Unfaithful serf
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97800 ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 17:55,
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I protest your re-writing of history!
By drinking 16 pints and fighting a riot squad.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:21,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:32,
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But she looks a bit different, you didn't have foreigners in those days
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97800 ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:41,
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She's Picti
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gub~gub ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 19:18,
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ATTENTION ALL b3tans....A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO YOU FROM PedroHin:
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 19:28,
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Hi Pedro
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gub~gub ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:52,
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He's ignoring you.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:05,
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*points to my eyes, points to your eyes*
always watching
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:55,
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HOLY TITS!!!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:04,
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I'm on a posting strike until Batman returns
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:05,
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O fuck...I got nothing prepared.
See you next year, Bro! o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:15,
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hahaha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:29,
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Oh come now, how long could it take to make... that?
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 27 Jun 2020, 23:24,
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There's no Batman app!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sun 28 Jun 2020, 2:49,
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Funny tinge
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sat 27 Jun 2020, 23:25,
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Adolphin Hitler - don't trust him when he claims to be Flipper's kindly cousin
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Pizopop was here ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 13:29,
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And his pal Musselini
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Pizopop was here ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:08,
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FFS
Hahaha
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:30,
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pfffft!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:35,
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:)
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97800 ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:39,
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Ha Ha....oh Gawd!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 17:26,
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FFS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 19:21,
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** Invades SeaWorld **
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:29,
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Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Bucket of Herring
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 15:10,
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Armband on wrong flipper...FAKE!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 17:27,
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Mein Damph
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 19:24,
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Pffffft
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 20:33,
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Quokka Quokka Quokka
Click for bigger (321 kb) Cousins daughter on school trip. Photo made my year to be honest
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 3:34,
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Top quokkaing there.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:36,
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that's nice.
Do you have any other photos of her you can share? Maybe splashing water in the sea, or eating a lollipop?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 10:58,
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haha fucking hell
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sticklebricks it's you daddy! ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 11:13,
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Alright, LS18
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97800 ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 11:26,
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was he the one with disturbingly extensive knowledge of the age of consent in various jurisdictions?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 8:22,
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Protip: this is how you stop people showing you 50 photos of their kids.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:32,
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Cool, I'll try this at work
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Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr. ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:46,
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My thoughts exactly*
*only worse.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 17:28,
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Frank Carson says: "It's a quokka!"
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE> ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 16:16,
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It's the way he smells 'em.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:28,
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Kellyanna Conda
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@lexistwit is a work of fiction ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:20,
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Jesus fucking christ
that's tonight's nightmare sorted
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:48,
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...
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 0:19,
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Shopped pictures only, please ;)
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:57,
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lord bucket head
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 0:03,
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I wouldn't...but somebody probably would.
(nice tag)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 0:37,
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vg click
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ozof ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 12:48,
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:53,
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Being a vampire's familiar is like being a best friend,
who, who's also a slave.
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unclepills ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:09,
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K-Strass!
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brb homonecrobatrachophile ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:19,
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That was entirely brand new to me.
Never seen him in anything other than 'Shadows'.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:47,
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He was also in Better Call Saul
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eXOBeX ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 0:10,
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He is excellent in On Cinema At The Cinema, Dreamcorp LLC and the Smart Pipe infomercial (all on Adult Swim).
If you were only going to try one of them, go for Dreamcorp LLC. On Cinema is amazing, but it's a huge investment of time and is not for everyone.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 14:28,
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Enough, Dominic Robinson!
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:18,
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Ha! Ha!
More wine with your kebab?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:56,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:28,
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Donald Tusk
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:56,
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Donald Trunk
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MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs. ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:10,
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Winner!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:45,
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el ess eighteen aren't
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:49,
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el gee fifteen fuk
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:11,
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turtle power
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:23,
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-turtle -power
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:33,
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turtle supremacist
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 1:30,
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Where's my little dog Pedro?
He would appreciate this.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:55,
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Also, I always wanted to try this technique, and now I have.
I always wanted to try this technique and now I have.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 2:00,
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i think it works i think
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 2:03,
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Nice album cover.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 3:29,
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 4:23,
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XD/ .
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 5:10,
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Great. Now I've got the FACKIN' 'ORN.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:29,
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Republicunt
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Hemipygous ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:59,
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Those eyes are giving me the creeps
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:18,
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I can't help that.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:45,
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Mastodon-ald
Woo!
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:50,
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Heh heh! XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 23:11,
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BEST. PACHYDERM. EVER.
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@lexistwit is a work of fiction ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 0:14,
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HA. CHA.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 0:36,
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Mahatma Gander
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Ninj ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:07,
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At least I had the good grace to contain all my shitty posts in one thread.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:38,
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New threads keep the place ticking over, though
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:45,
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Heh heh heh
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:52,
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You’re too hard on yourself
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Ninj ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:09,
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u haz teh magic shoehorn ?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:33,
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Colonel Giraffi
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Ninj ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 19:23,
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Ha!
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unclepills ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 19:51,
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Dodo levels of extinction event.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:30,
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Winston Churchill
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Ninj ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 18:30,
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Oh yesshh
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MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs. ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 22:10,
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I liked it when Vic Reeves did his voice.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:31,
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Hands were too difficult.
Right click and view image for bigness if that's what you're into.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 17:38,
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Paddington Ashdown
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Flash_Bastard ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 16:47,
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It's art, darling.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 12:27,
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I suppose this is what happens when you have your valuable artwork cleaned by a furniture restorer. The other attempt was as bad if not worse.
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2kindsofherring ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:52,
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Hahaha!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:22,
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no one would ever know
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:36,
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Hold On!....Let's get this shit right.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 19:41,
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Nice tagging
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker ,
Fri 26 Jun 2020, 9:24,
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No reason.... (or "Vlad the Inhaler")
Click for bigger (201 kb)
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FUXTIX Not my words, Carol ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:07,
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In Soviet Russia, salbutamol inhales you.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:09,
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Why does anything need a reason?
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Shlvng ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:41,
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I was looking for this, thanks.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 18:44,
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It didn’t fit :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:05,
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Quokka Umunna
I mean, who wouldn't have voted for him?
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:42,
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Actually, can we please have an image challenge just about quokkas? They're great.
Also close down all the other image challenge options so there aren't three fucking hundred of the cunts on the drop-down menu.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:51,
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Fuck quokkas. There, I said it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:52,
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You have to go to some of the seedier areas of Amsterdam for that, so I hear
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:44,
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And then self-isolate for 14 days.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:51,
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y'all know a lot about this shit, must be quokkafukkas
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 20:39,
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My wallet says 'Bad Quokkafukka' on it.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 24 Jun 2020, 13:44,
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All Quokkas Are Bastards
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:54,
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Why don’t quokkas win any races? Because they’re not quokka-nough! Also: they are shitlords
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 1:57,
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Might post some of these on Rob’s self-writing joke book thread. What could possibly go wrong?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 2:09,
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How do you describe a container filled to the brim with smiling marsupials?
Quokka-block!!!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:03,
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Which smiling marsupial had a hit with "I Feel For You"?
Quokka Khan!!!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:05,
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Which smiling marsupial was a British children's television series that aired on the BBC Television Service from 14 September 1955 until 21 December 1984?
Quokkajack!!!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:08,
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What is the sound made by the unholy bastard chimera that results if a smiling marsupial fucks a duck?
"Quokk"!!!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 6:37,
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What is a smiling marsupial's favourite cacao-based snack?
Quokkolate!!!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:20,
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quokkanut
quokka cola feel free to write the jokes to those answers
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:29,
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As addictive as
quokkaine
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:56,
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b&
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sticklebricks it's you daddy! ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 16:54,
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Which smiling marsupial is a popular children's construction toy?
Mega Quoks!!!
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:24,
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Which smiling marsupial makes porridge oats?
Quokkar's!!!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:29,
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Which smiling marsupials had hits with "Caroline", "In The Army Now", "Rockin' All Over The World" and many more?
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:04,
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Which smiling marsupial was a number one hit for Robbie Williams?
Quok DJ!!!
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:09,
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What do smiling marsupial witches say?
P.S. Quokkas Rock! :D
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Pizopop was here ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:15,
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Bravo!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:17,
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Which smiling marsupial is a British fashion consultant, author and television presenter?
Quok Wan!!!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:16,
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Which smiling marsupial can you buy as a chocolate drink in Starbucks?
A Quokkaccino!!!
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:22,
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Which smiling marsupial is a video-sharing platform specialising in mimed music videos under three seconds in length?
QuikQuok!!!
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 13:24,
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Which Dutch smiling marsupial had a hit song melding progressive rock with yodelling, and what was the song called?
Quokkas Quokkas, by Quokkas!!!
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:38,
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Which smiling marsupial had a hit song about a dance named after a train?
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 15:21,
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What rhyming baddies appeared in 1991's American martial arts superhero comedy film "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze"?
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 9:27,
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Which club banger was a mashup of "I Need A Miracle" and an instrumental track by German group Fragma?
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 10:06,
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In the face of very little competition this is the best thing on /board.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 12:24,
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Daww
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:57,
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Hopefully this will soon get deleted and all the contributors banned forever.
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:24,
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b3ta, I mean.
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:24,
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"Gentlemen, you can't joke in here! This is a comedy website!"
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:30,
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Which reggae singer is a smiling marsupial?
Quokka Demus!!!
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 13:32,
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DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:00,
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Try to imagine all account activity stopping instantaneously and every post in your history being erased at the speed of light.
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97800 ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 14:11,
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How come nobody mentioned his caved in head?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 21:29,
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Gnat Hancock
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Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks. ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 21:45,
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unshopped pics only
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:45,
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Boris Johnson
Well, he’s not vegetable or mineral. Arguably.
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 21:43,
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I like to think that's an exploding burst of piss on the top of his head.
Also in your picture.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 23:01,
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Needs two more clocks.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 11:53,
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...
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Ninj ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 20:24,
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:)
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 23:11,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 12:28,
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 19:42,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 23 Jun 2020, 12:28,
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My new electric skateboard has arrived just in time
The last 2 challenges suck dick... see you lovely b3tards when the weather gets shit ✌
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 19:09,
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Cheers
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97800 ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 19:22,
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....oh yeah?!....OH YEAH?!....
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 19:25,
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It’s all done with magnets. Fucking, shitty magnets.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 19:32,
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How do they work
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97800 ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 19:51,
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The last 2?!?
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 22:46,
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"years' worth of"
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97800 ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 23:24,
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years' decad'es
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Mon 22 Jun 2020, 23:47,
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