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[challenge entry] Why is Aquaman running around your garden? He's chasin' my mower
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:57, archived)
# Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:52, archived)
# There'll be Hell Toupée.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:47, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 16:32, archived)
# :O :D
This is the Bladerunner Prequel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:51, archived)
# Hair raising
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Earthworm Jimi - mostly ripped off coz it waz dun betta van me kanz

Click for bigger (98 kb)
(mintchocchip, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:51, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:20, archived)
# Open sasparilla?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:21, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:47, archived)
# OMG, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:50, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that elbow can slice bread.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:27, archived)
# guy carvey can anyway
(ozof, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 6:54, archived)
# Is this a gif?
Waits......
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 8:24, archived)
#
Minj?
(Keroscene, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] CDC - The 90s version
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:05, archived)
# These days, you'd get expelled for trans shaming, or something
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:11, archived)
#
expelled
prosecuted
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:24, archived)
# Of course, today's kids have VR holographic swipey smart tablets instead of pens, so this isn't even a problem
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:37, archived)
#
pens
penises
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:15, archived)
# ^Trans shaming
B&
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:27, archived)
# Oh do fuck off,
there's a good chap.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 Dec 2020, 15:36, archived)
# stick it in a gallery, Saatchi would probably buy it
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:32, archived)
# Mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:52, archived)
# R helmut
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:22, archived)
# I think it should win something!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:50, archived)
# Well YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 6:42, archived)
# '90s?
We were doing that in the '80s, along with galloping around the classroom on the wooden chairs with the loose backs.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:48, archived)
# "Sit On It!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] #sgtpepper2020


See TWITTER for larger version plus full key
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 9:03, archived)
# Amazing as ever. Death is really popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 9:43, archived)
# TOO SOON
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 9:44, archived)
# Lovely stuff
Thought Little Richard was a classy Eddie Large at first.

No Flash box in the junk at the front, though?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:31, archived)
# Ha
I found Little Richard really really difficult actually
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:36, archived)
# Another classic
Good mask work!
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 11:39, archived)
# hard work, cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 12:08, archived)
# Dead good
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 13:38, archived)
# In the rear with the gear
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:34, archived)
# Up your nose
With a rubber hose
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:35, archived)
# Up your ass with a Barbie
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:32, archived)
# MOO?
(alloydog, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 15:22, archived)
# no, Epsilonhundred
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 20:17, archived)
# excellent as always

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 14:48, archived)
# Scooby-Doo?
Edit: oh yeah, read the key now.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:13, archived)
# non celebs matter
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:12, archived)
# Stunning work
... as always
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Excellent.
Hugh Keays-Byrne left the building, earlier.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 18:50, archived)
# Utterly brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:32, archived)
# Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 19:50, archived)
# Witness me.
Immortan Joe died last night.
(gijoel, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:32, archived)
# YaY!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:07, archived)
# well this epic and awesome
click
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 16:20, archived)
# You've
just stolen this out of Kerrannagnagannaggang...or however it's spelt.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] FP*

*fresh prince
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:59, archived)
# That's not the Melbourne shuffle.
(also Pedro black space violation)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:06, archived)
# Racist
any tips on hand to head matching skin tone algorithms would be appreciated
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:11, archived)
# When it's a layer, you can play with it:
Adjustments: Brightness/Contrast
Adjustments: Colour Balance
etc...etc...maybe some clone stamp manipulations
etc...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:17, archived)
# Oh clone stamps!?
*researches*
thankings
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:18, archived)
# Various degrees of opacity.
Experiment.
Or....just do the opposite of Pedro and mofaha.
You'll be alright. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:21, archived)
# I once did a picture with 20,457 layers and they all had different opacities and I got an award from Adobe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:23, archived)
#
*chortles*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:26, archived)
# Was it 'Most likely to run out of memory'?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:27, archived)
# Can’t remember
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 1:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Then you woke up.
Cool story Bro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:28, archived)
# Love this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 1:22, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 1:30, archived)
# There was an episode of the A-Team.
They were trapped in a shed, with a gun that wouldn’t fire.

Then Face made a trigger.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 21:58, archived)
# IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 23:56, archived)
# groan
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 16:34, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:09, archived)
# \ :/ /
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 1:01, archived)
# HAHAHA
proper lolzzzzzz
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 16:20, archived)
# You're soooo dreamy! <3
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:14, archived)
# Blah blahblah b lah
1) hue/sat: match the saturation of the two images
2) color balance: match the mids, then shadows, then highlights. If you don’t feel confident judging it by eye, use the histograms as a guide
3) levels: match the brightness and contrast using levels

2) and 3) can be swapped around if that’s better for you

Once you’re done, touch up with the hue slider in hue/sat if necessary, and with the brightness/contrast slider.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:02, archived)
# Make it all greyscale, you say?
(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:45, archived)
# We’ll get into those types of advanced techniques next semester.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 1:25, archived)
# MS Paint has a 'colour picker' tool
Use that to get the colour you want, then use the 'Fill with colour' tool to fill your target with the desired colour.

HTH.

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:36, archived)
# Call me sexist, but I prefer Mr Paint
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 3:19, archived)
# Sexist
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:15, archived)
# Zhe Paint?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 17:06, archived)
# gaz mongychops he deals with all this kind of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:46, archived)
# FREE THE MONGY ONE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 1:26, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chop_chop_(phrase)
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 1:35, archived)
# Hey hey hey watch it suckah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:13, archived)
# Careful,
he might sue!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:21, archived)
# sure but he will lose
again
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 3 Dec 2020, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] 4 EVA IN R HRTZ
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:57, archived)
# Needs more stroke
But otherwise lovely
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:03, archived)
# I tried me best
Still learning
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:36, archived)
# You did the hard bit
Blending options on the text layer would have made it more stereotypical. But then the conformity to a template of a "joke" is why these things became unfunny after exactly 1 iteration.

More to the point, I've mentioned "stroke" and "hard bit" now yet no-one has jumped on it.
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:34, archived)
# Oh behave!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 16:46, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 2 Dec 2020, 22:10, archived)
# Ronan Keating's let himself go
(horrid, Fri 4 Dec 2020, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:29, archived)
# park our what?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:00, archived)
# PARKOUR!
PARKOUR!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:07, archived)
# Park
Hour
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 0:15, archived)
# Jump 1984 LOLz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 1:29, archived)
# Life?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:38, archived)
# Look it up in the Becktionary!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 0:11, archived)
# I did.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:21, archived)
# :) + :D = XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:44, archived)
# What is the pube root of 27
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:11, archived)
# If you look closely
The ejaculate spells cum
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:17, archived)
# This has EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:28, archived)
# Now this is some proper science
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:03, archived)
# Carol Phwoarderman
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:58, archived)
#
Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:17, archived)
# Tona 1omma
(dribble, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 8:27, archived)
#
Momma Flanbase with her double flanbase.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] lol
(ozof, Wed 2 Dec 2020, 10:27, archived)
# So someone at Duolingo must be a fan of Queen

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God haven't posted in ages.. but this pic from the app just make me do it..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Sad Keanu is sad
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:01, archived)
# The Wookiee's Gambit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:25, archived)
#
Click for bigger (90 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:47, archived)
# still great :)
(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:15, archived)
# Heh Heh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:52, archived)
# Haha!
The funniest thingy I have seen for many a twelve month!
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 21:39, archived)
# :D
Wouldn't he prefer 'Chewbaccarat'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho, ho, ho...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:21, archived)
# Ceiling McClane is watching you detonate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:34, archived)
# Winner!
(plankton, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:35, archived)
# Now I know what a. Ceiling shorthair feels like.
(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:12, archived)
# I'm never going to get "a new device with stylus input"
But I have finally saved enough for a reconditioned 2nd hand lappy so...

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:16, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:34, archived)
# Well done,back in the game
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:35, archived)
#
Just standing on the shoulders of giants
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 20:46, archived)
# good enough
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:41, archived)
#
crood enough
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:17, archived)
# FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:55, archived)
#
oh I couldn't possibly accept
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:18, archived)
# This is a technically sound representation of the male human cdc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] !!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:54, archived)
# One year out...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 18:03, archived)
#
(dribble, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 19:42, archived)
# sminenow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] They were on a break
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:28, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:44, archived)
# Neck sounds broke
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 17:55, archived)
# It's just more flexible as most the blood is elsewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 1 Dec 2020, 23:07, archived)

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