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[challenge entry] The Fall of Aldi Hitler
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:21, archived)
#
perekrestok beating walmart to the corner, shurely
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:55, archived)
# Cheap beer!!!!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 8:29, archived)
# Science!
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:31, archived)
# where on earth
did you find a picture of elon musk's foot!?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:33, archived)
# You should know, that I work with all the Top Men of the world.
I have access to things you wouldn't believe.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 21:01, archived)
# cool story, bro
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah....while you're making racist pics,...me, Elon Musk's foot, Pink Floyd's prism, and Jesus are saving the world.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:33, archived)
# I deleted it to keep BRB from crying, but wasn't really sure if it was racist.
Since when is mimicking a dialect racist?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:58, archived)
# Worse than the star of David down there ▼?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:19, archived)
# I don't think so

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:20, archived)
# How dare you post this racist shit in my thread.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:21, archived)
# I think I need a break from the internet.
This boomer can't keep up with what is and isn't acceptable
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:23, archived)
# I hate that slogan "We Love The Web".
Makes me sick!
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:27, archived)
# IKR?
It should say something like, "we love the information super highway"
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:53, archived)
# Oh, that.
Now do Braid Runner.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 2:30, archived)
# You can pick one of these...
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 2:38, archived)
# Pedro...
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:21, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 10:49, archived)
# that's certainly
one way to looks at it, isn't it
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 2:38, archived)
# I guess I missed something.
Anyways...stop deleting black kettles in glass houses.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:19, archived)
# :( GTFO crybaby!
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:21, archived)
# Now do Black Hitler.*
*So I have a reason to kill you.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:24, archived)
#

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:27, archived)
# in regards to my usage of b3ta
it modified my personality, to the extent that I was highly irritable
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 2:53, archived)
# SO FUCKING WHAT
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:22, archived)
# Yeah...Pedro has that effect on people.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:33, archived)
# I THOUGHT so.
You don't need to censor yourself to stop me from crying. You don't belong in /chat, raise your game please.

When I told you that your picture was not okay, I expected accusations of SJWing from the smooth-brained, and hoped it might instigate a useful conversation among regressive cunts. I didn't expect you to turn chicken.

You can't seriously be asking how mocking ethnic/regional dialects is bigoted though. When you self censored, you understood what was and wasn't racism.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 15:03, archived)
# I don't do drama here, sorry, so did not absorb much of this rant.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 16:04, archived)
# No rants here. Bullet points to concisely convey meaning. Sorry for shouting the word thought.
(, Tue 30 Mar 2021, 18:36, archived)
# You kids are so difficult to keep up with all of your genders and pronouns and stuff
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:59, archived)
# There are only 2 genders.
Anything else is just a freak.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:21, archived)
# But I can still wear a dress sometimes, right?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:21, archived)
# O Defo
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:25, archived)
# *WINK*

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:28, archived)
# I knew it
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:22, archived)
# I don't believe in anything anyway
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 21:43, archived)
# Believe in Batman (coming soon, maybe next week...maybe)
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:34, archived)
# I don't even believe in nihilism
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 8:28, archived)
# Nihilism means nothing to me
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 11:53, archived)
# I bet you have, you dirty old bollocks
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:21, archived)
# Cha!
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:34, archived)
# Did I miss some antisemitic hate speech?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:23, archived)
# Don't blink.
b3ta is moving in lightning speeds these days.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:26, archived)
# The main board can move really fast at certain times of the day
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:51, archived)
# No, it can’t
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:31, archived)
# fast like a seizure
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:56, archived)
# Fast like something that is really slow
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 23:13, archived)
#
Who?
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:07, archived)
#
...Top.......Men...
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Starring James Wild MP

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(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:03, archived)
# Is he upset because it's upside-down?
I don't really understand
*sad face*
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:03, archived)
# american pie...
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 9:32, archived)
# Upside down. Nice!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 23:55, archived)
# Right way up...
but mirrored!
(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 17:55, archived)
# Who else remembers that terrible event in 1997?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:14, archived)
# Why is there a tribble in the back seat?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:43, archived)
# You never left home without one in the nineties.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:45, archived)
# The real princess of Wales
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:26, archived)
# Who are they?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:50, archived)
# Thanks. I’m a bit out of touch with UK stuff now.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 2:02, archived)
# Have you ever considered a career in British politics?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 4:04, archived)
# Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:56, archived)
# I would go with Wilma, but I’d be thinking about Betty
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:54, archived)
# I'm going to blame that episode for furries.
A cat talking about how attractive fictional humans are, then a bit later viewers started thinking the reverse.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:18, archived)
# The ol' switcheroo
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 15:46, archived)
# Not like ... this?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 16:52, archived)
# OMG, same!
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:48, archived)
# Someone deleted a shit thread.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:32, archived)
# LOL
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] 2003 pearoast
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:40, archived)
# 2003roast
/maybe yours will catch on
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:09, archived)
# MAGBA
Make America Great Britain Again
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 5:15, archived)
# This was always inevitable

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(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 11:37, archived)
# the mothership
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:33, archived)
# #notshopped
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 17:21, archived)
# Ah, *that's* where all Boris's vaccines are.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:40, archived)
# World beating traffic jams
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:57, archived)
# Standard click
You are on fire
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:58, archived)
# thanks captain,always appreciated
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:30, archived)
# surely a lot of welding to create two new bulk heads and then cut the thing in two and drag it away
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:05, archived)
# I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 17:16, archived)
# See, if Trump was still in charge, we would have had it nuked and out of the way by now.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 17:18, archived)
# That's up to me, Pedro.
I say fuck 'em!... Let the blockage continue...many LOLz.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:49, archived)
# I say, bomb them

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:11, archived)
# You know the solution.....it's quite OBV.....A FUCKING MASSIVE FUCKLIFT!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:17, archived)
# FUCKYEA!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:40, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS THAT DISTURBS MY SLUMBER???
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:08, archived)
# IT...IS...A...FUCKING...MASSIVE....FUCKLIFT*
*atomicideasinc - all rights reserved
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:52, archived)
# Driverless fucklifts are the future!!!


the future
gay
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:46, archived)
# -gay +shit
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:20, archived)
# +f
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:04, archived)
# DO IT!!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:04, archived)
# I feel strangely hypnotized
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:19, archived)
# oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:32, archived)
# hulp
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:40, archived)
# Remote Control, Grandpa.
Ever hear of it?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:09, archived)
# Well
things get hectic quick
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:16, archived)
# Elon Musk prototype looks familiar
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:39, archived)
# *Lands Safely*...*EXPLODES*
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:50, archived)
# lol seriously tho I am not entrusting my life to Elon ‘Splodey’ Musk
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:22, archived)
# Fuck no.
I ain't getting in his gassed-up tin cans.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:10, archived)
# Yeah why hasn't musk sorted this shit out yet, slacking cunt
probably not enough imperilled boys for his liking
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:59, archived)
#
He's busy coining bit mines for his new hair transplant
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:01, archived)
# Saving this for later
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:59, archived)
# A giant hinge in the middle
like an enormous bendy-bus.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 17:20, archived)
# Haha - true
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:35, archived)
#

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:15, archived)
# Suez canal replacement bus service
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 0:32, archived)
# Suze Anal
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:42, archived)
# ohh, I fancy having a tug
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 11:26, archived)
# hah! I assume all the gig economy people are under the same toilet stress.
To pee or not to pee? That is the question.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 11:36, archived)
# they're being monitored by camera so peeing in the van not an option
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:08, archived)
# A to P
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:35, archived)
# Truckers' Tizer
No artificial colours or flavourings
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:11, archived)
# Happy Candleziiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 4:31, archived)
# FIRE!
F F F F F FIIIIIIRRRRRE
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:54, archived)
# Happy belated candles, Mr Toast!

(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 0:12, archived)
# This very post
Surely "from A to Pee" - I feel that joke would be better. Sorry!
(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Flag wank special
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 8:35, archived)
# Union Jacking off
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] THIS TOOK AGES
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 11:02, archived)
# I just got this.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:47, archived)
# sympathy reply
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:13, archived)
# I get it
and I'm going to front page it because I can
(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 0:10, archived)
# omg
(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 0:14, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 1:21, archived)
# I was just typing about how I was missing three levels of understanding on this
and as I typed, I got it. It was like a lightbulb switching on in my head.
(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 9:38, archived)
# Niche 1989 references are my thing
(, Thu 1 Apr 2021, 15:14, archived)
#
what's with all the flag wanking... what have I missed??
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] random animated flag of the day, zambia
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 7:46, archived)
# Cannonball fun
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 6:57, archived)
# Neat!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] hmm
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 6:22, archived)
# Including No Fit state
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 15:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:00, archived)
# Glenbase
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:06, archived)
# Danzig With Wolves
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:13, archived)
# Yes!
Mother. Tell your children not to join my tribe.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:23, archived)
# Island of Misfits
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:25, archived)
# What a cute mountain goat! <3 <3 <3
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:35, archived)
# DEMON SKULL PEDRO!!!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:36, archived)
# Ooooh ,,, Demon Mountain Goats, even better!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:37, archived)
# Thought you'd like that! :/
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 23:05, archived)
# I love that so much
Defines b3ta.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 7:34, archived)
# Nice work, you should tag it.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:40, archived)
# I ain't gonna tag what belongs to Glen Danzig.
You crazy?! o_O
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 23:06, archived)
# Compoo it
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] No You
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Why don't you go rip up some German Flags......
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 0:52, archived)
# too busy helping ducks across the street right now
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 0:53, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a low down
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:28, archived)
# God hates cigarettes
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:42, archived)
# And meatballs,
and bundles of wood...
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Jabs, Flags & Clots
She puts the AstraZeneca Vaccine back in the bucket...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:22, archived)
# What are they staring at?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 2:12, archived)
# It symbolises, er, something to do with freedom

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(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:09, archived)
# I've always had my suspicions but
I feel like we are governed by people with very serious mental health problems.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:10, archived)
# Perhaps the only the people who get that far have to be extreme personalities.
Then they are stressed to near destruction.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:34, archived)
# I only have some experience of local government from ten years ago.
It was a heady mix of fervent religious beliefs and big ideas about the big society that turned out to be a good excuse to outsource a bunch of services to capita.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:37, archived)
# I would become violent under those circumstances, best stay at home.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:42, archived)
# Well...
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 7:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Night, night...
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:03, archived)
# awww
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Flagg on a flag.

Flagg on a flag.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:46, archived)
# You could at least have put a flag on the Flagg.
A little flag with flags on.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:19, archived)
# No, this is the least I could have done.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:34, archived)
# gpwm
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:57, archived)
# I suppose it doesn't take much effort to recursivationalise it.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 20:04, archived)
# And so on.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 20:06, archived)
# There on the stair.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:40, archived)
# Flagtals
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] The hills are alive, with the sound of jingoism
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 15:10, archived)
# WOW!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 15:13, archived)
# That took some time. Lovely.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:09, archived)
# Bravo
Nice work
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 16:23, archived)
# Aces!!!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:20, archived)
# If I "like" this will the cyberpolice put me on a list?
(Ok, another list)
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 17:52, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm going to have to play the RIS card here.
I feel I should probably know the source, but it's going over my head. Sorry.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:16, archived)
# He ripped a perfectly good German Flag.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:34, archived)
# Just a prop bro!
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:50, archived)
# He had a sleeve eagle in reserve
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:15, archived)
# Sound of music
Nazi flag normally
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:26, archived)
# I was a long way off on this one, I honestly thought that was Michael Cane
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:43, archived)
# I thought it was Geoff Capes and a copy of the Yellow Pages
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 18:51, archived)
# Watch me tear up this book. GRUNT GRUNT There, I tore it up. GOOD JOB GEOFF CAPES
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:16, archived)
# How Geoff Capes got banned from the library
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:18, archived)
# There is no reason to be in the library if you can't do deadlift.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:16, archived)
# Aaah, thanks. It was on the tip of my brain but I couldn't place it.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:00, archived)
# ... anyway, any particular reason for starting a thread equating the union flag with the swastika
or is it just Godwin's Law in fast-forward?
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:09, archived)
# I’ve already done the sleeve eagle thing if that’s where you’re going with this
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:20, archived)
# you're reading too much in to the source file
I'm just fed up with all the union jack stuff in the news
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:29, archived)
#
the union jack stuff in
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:36, archived)
# Yeah, you're probably right there.
Twice.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 19:51, archived)
# I bet he had the EU flag up at his party to piss off the gammon Gauleiter.
(, Thu 25 Mar 2021, 21:22, archived)
#
you have managed to make another one of those audible gifs... how do you do it?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 5:34, archived)

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