Impossible Challenge:*Without looking it up* name 2 Kiss songs.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 14:55,
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Crazy Crazy Nights Crazy Crazy Nights 12" Remix
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 15:19,
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God gave rock n roll to youcrazy crazy nights
do I win an ice cream?
(do I win an ice cream?
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 15:47,
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You win permission to go and buy an ice cream
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 16:42,
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DenieceWilliams... let's hear it for the board !
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 17:09,
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Ooh the controversy:"God Gave Rock and Roll to You" is a 1973 song by the British band Argent and covered by Kiss as "God Gave Rock 'N' Roll To You II" in 1991, with modified lyrics.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 19:03,
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Ken Bruce would have accepted it
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 22:11,
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Pfft.Not a challenge.
Love Gun
Rocket Ride
(Love Gun
Rocket Ride
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 20:56,
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His real name is Conserbatibe
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 2:47,
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Keep my name out yo' fucking mout....OH!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 14:47,
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Which one is Thatcher, then?And is it a straight reincarnation, or is she possessing them?
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Tue 12 Jul 2022, 11:06,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pop Holidays"){kind=small}
all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right all right all right all right all right all right
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 22:59,
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By contrast, the Rolling Stones wanted to Paint it Blackpool Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 0:32,
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this is great
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 12 Jul 2022, 1:22,
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Monday energyNow do this one
pink windmill kids 2017
(pink windmill kids 2017
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 18:15,
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It just doesn't have the same charisma since they're removed opiates from cough syrup :(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 19:01,
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Personally I don’t need opiates to help me cough
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 20:36,
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Hi, Bye!Hi, Bye!
Hi, Bye!
Hi, Bye!
(Hi, Bye!
Hi, Bye!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 20:51,
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is that gorn drunk? he looks completely legless
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 13:51,
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Is that a lightsaber in his belt?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 14:16,
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Any fule knothat's his translator, supplied to him by the Metrons.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 16:19,
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Chiz!The correct answer was, 'no, he's just pleased to see you'.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 17:05,
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Kind of messed up here Pedro, getting some great internal sound effects added to this. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 4:56,
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#gifsyoucanhear
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 8:20,
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AI beastiality is ok, I think.
( FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 14:12,
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fried drumstick cock PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 16:44,
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Watching this gave me heart disease.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 13:40,
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And cancerLay off the radiation mate.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 13:48,
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Pah! Who needs AI? This is the REAL Michael Landon with his sausage.
Draw Michael Landon and his sausage with your eyes closed. Competition ends soonish.
Chumps 👀,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 23:20,
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fuck!! too late :(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 2:58,
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the new Roger Rabbit looks dark Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 7:20,
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Ah, you bothered for a second, you fucking star -a second +hours
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 23:51,
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Okay, that's this year's picture finally out of the way
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 23:55,
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I’ve opted for quantity this year, sounds like more effort but it turns out it’s just clicking a button these days mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 1:08,
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Jokes are more important than techniqAlso cheers, it was inspired by you b3ta.com/board/11371056
although I went the slightly less likely to be arrested for internet obscenity route
(although I went the slightly less likely to be arrested for internet obscenity route
Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 9:46,
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An Official Contribution to the Board from an Established Member! \o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 0:06,
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great stuff cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 2:38,
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deep cleanbottom buffing buffoon
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 7:42,
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Still has a load of skids he won't admit to
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 9:50,
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Absolutely appallingand exactly what was needed just now. Awesome.
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Sun 10 Jul 2022, 19:38,
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nil pointsno click for bigger. how am I supposed to show this to my neighbours now?
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 21:13,
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Click for bigger (104 kb)
gubmint cheez
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:10,
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RayGunOmnomnomnomics
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:45,
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I wonder if the Throat Goat likes cheese
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 23:15,
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I don’t. I don’t wonder that, because I don’t want to think about that. OR THAT FUCKING PIZZA-MOUTHED EQUINE mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 4:50,
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This is impressive, You should do more, but with feet.
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Chumps 👀,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 23:33,
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interesting concept. i would like to know more.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 0:56,
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How about just fewer toes?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 17:51,
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Gosh !I'll look for this next time I'm in the convenience store!
Thankx
(Thankx
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 22:01,
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I keep thinking this comment is about that Rishi person you guys all love over there. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 4:53,
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…due to the maggot infestations, in my hands. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 4:54,
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I am disappoint.No Flanfuckspider superrascalvillain :(
( Chumps 👀,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 23:07,
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Thanks for the advice mofaha.I clicked a button but all I got was this signed photograph of Mr. Kenneth Dodd, a fairly well-known English humourist, looking angry.
( Chumps 👀,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 8:34,
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Ken has killed all the diddy men, now he's looking at us, this is not good news mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 13:06,
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Right fucking here judging by the look on Ken’s face. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 4:54,
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You’ve overlooked the REAL villain here:mofaha.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 0:15,
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it could be me being drunk but there is a lot to read between the lines, as it were Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 0:40,
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does whatever a fuckflan can PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:45,
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HIS SPIDERBABIES WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!or something.
( Chumps 👀,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 22:49,
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this has stuff
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:10,
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There's no sausage though.I was expecting the wurst
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 15:56,
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Followup on image challenge entry from a couple of weeks back...
This is a followup to this:
b3ta.com/board/11369047
As I said in that thread, I've given up trying to get hold of an actual Vertically Aligned NanoTube Array black coating. What you see is Musou Black, on the model on the right and on the baseplate. I've not messed with the photos, and in real life if you look from the top (like in the third photo) it genuinely disappears into the background, with no sense of depth at all. As Zaphod said, it's bad for the eyes. It's now mounted in a perspex case to keep the dust off, with a quotation plaque commemorating the first time it was mentioned in public, on the radio show. And yes, I know that strictly speaking that was a Haggunenon ship, not Disaster Area's stuntship, but it was the BLACK SHIP, which is what matters here.
Credit is due to:
- Binkley Spacetrucker, who created the screen-render 3d model sketchfab.com/Binkley-Piratepants
- Alex Johnson, who, when I asked for help on a 3d printing forum, made the model printable, redesigned the dish, and actually printed it for me
- Philip Paine at Model Bus Transfers in Southampton, who made the custom "Disaster Area" decals for the sides and front that match the ones on the TV model
- my colleague Jo, who lent me her airbrush (an Iwata Eclipse) with which I applied the Musou Black.
I hope someone with more skill and money than me eventually gets the idea to do this really properly, and prints the model in metal or something else that will definitely take the temperatures required to cure nanotube array coatings, and makes the necessary arrangements to apply such a coating properly and safely.
A few things I've learned:
1. "black" is a simple concept but "black paint" describes a phenomenally wide range of actual coating effects.
2. Stuart Semple, maker of Black 2.0 and Black 3.0, has achieved a lovely work of performance art in his annoyed reaction of Anish Kapoor getting sole rights to Vantablack.
3. Giving just one artist sole rights to Vantablack rather than selling it to the public is actually quite sensible, given that it turns out that it's very much more complicated than simply a paint you can slap onto anything. Apart from anything else, it's dangerous.
4. There comes a point in any project where you have to accept the result isn't going to be perfect. I think this is good enough.
Thanks for your attention.
This deserves applause and attention Well done! This is great work.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:03,
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You are truly a frood who really knows where his towel is Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:27,
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Oh yes!Very very nice.
And beautiful presentation.
(And beautiful presentation.
Boot I want to know what you meant,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:47,
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Fantastic jobbravo!
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 21:08,
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Traditional "BIGGA!!!!" think of the 620x480 monitor users!!But 10 points for using the the words "nanotube array coatings" on here and not getting bummed, and for bringing the hitchers back into the publics attention spans.
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TBL I posted this on,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 21:39,
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that... is really bad for the eyes
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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 22:31,
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good stuff cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 0:22,
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I wish I could see these picutes in 8k Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 0:41,
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what, no backpanel slide?!? :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 10 Jul 2022, 14:46,
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If you mean something across the back of the case...I did consider putting some sort of "space" background there, but I felt it would detract.
It's tricky to convey what you see IRL. Whatever angle you look at it from, all you see is the outline... which matches the ship next to it. It's therefore quite important that you can check it out from all angles. I've Musou Black'd the base so that when you look at it specifically from above, it just... vanishes. You really can't see it at all. It's fkn weird.
(,
Mon 11 Jul 2022, 21:54,
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It's tricky to convey what you see IRL. Whatever angle you look at it from, all you see is the outline... which matches the ship next to it. It's therefore quite important that you can check it out from all angles. I've Musou Black'd the base so that when you look at it specifically from above, it just... vanishes. You really can't see it at all. It's fkn weird.
TOAP
He was 34 so fuck you!
Are the image challenges monthly now or what?
yawn
The next challenge will be a political bore.I’m sure of that.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:36,
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If you’d said, “Of that I’m sure,” it would rhyme. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:15,
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Peak tart fuel Played the avalon stage at glastonbury on Sunday afternoon
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Sat 9 Jul 2022, 19:44,
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Dunno. Been a while since I watched the relevant episodes of Monkey, soz.I don't think so though because he was just a human prince before he did the snail wig gimmick, wasn't he?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 22:40,
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When someone asks you if Buddah was a god, you say YES
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 22:55,
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I’ve done the research, both YES and NO are acceptable answers.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 23:25,
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Just familiarise yourself with the story of the Buddha even slightly to understand this reference.Failing that, just remember all the depictions of Buddha that you've ever seen.
Failing that, image search "Buddha."
Sorry, not very Zen of me, but this is the internet, all common knowledge is a click away. FFS.
(Failing that, image search "Buddha."
Sorry, not very Zen of me, but this is the internet, all common knowledge is a click away. FFS.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 13:38,
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Hahahaha this was never mentioned to me, I think they must have guessed how upset I would have been. The reason I didn’t just google it was that I assumed it was nonsense.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:05,
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Shining your Japan, sparkling your China mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:50,
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Also “not very Zen of me” is probably a lot funnier than you realize :) mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:08,
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what are we your google search bitches?;)
ps I really like your Batman/Columbo pics are they available on 3ft by 3ft canvas?
(,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 17:26,
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ps I really like your Batman/Columbo pics are they available on 3ft by 3ft canvas?
Canvas? Is that some kind of NFT or something? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:01,
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The reason I didn’t just google it was that I assumed it was some kind of NFT or something. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 18:20,
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You assume that the person you were asking to explain his Buddhism joke didn't understand that he was making another Buddhism joke. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 19:31,
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I just can’t follow that sentence, it’s already too late in the day for word soup, I’m sure you’re right about it though :) mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 20:52,
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Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you bollocks mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 4:12,
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:-)What a lovely experience it must be going to work every day for Colin and Steve.
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 14:37,
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I hear Rwanda is nice this time of year.
PS: If you zoom in to just right of the sticky tape, you will see what appears to be a blonde pubic hair.
Chumps 👀,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 9:36,
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Many folk have bad things to say about him,I think the man who looks like a boiled bollock dipped in loft insulation, who brushes his hair with a toffee apple should just jump into a piss pond and choke of the floaters. No Offence!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 11:23,
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hahah!I feel this should be set in Limerick form.
There once was a blonde, boiled bollock,
With anything he liked to frolic,
With a bog brush for his hair,
He brought only despair,
And was generally mostly shambolic.
(There once was a blonde, boiled bollock,
With anything he liked to frolic,
With a bog brush for his hair,
He brought only despair,
And was generally mostly shambolic.
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:03,
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I kind of wish he looked completely blandso people would focus less on his silly hairstyle, and more on his dishonesty, narcissism, continual self-aggrandisement, and complete unsuitability for the most powerful job in the country
( Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:09,
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Yes, presenting 'Have I got news for you' and being a first class liar never got me very far. Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:13,
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Have you tried superficial charm and being "a real character"?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 12:42,
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it's almost as ifyou've completely uncovered the reason why he "styles" his hair that way
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 21:33,
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A bright red clown wig would be lower maintenance, if distraction is the intent Turtle Power & Knuckles,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 12:16,
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Tell me Anakin, have you ever heard the story of Darth BogBrush the Imbecile? Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 14:43,
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Columbo’s face has turned to rotten liver and Batman is eating it
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 4:47,
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Oxygen Tube Batman and Erased Face Columbo
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 4:48,
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I like this because Columbo sort of looks like the Joker here. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 14:52,
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There's wrong, there's very wrong, and then there's this. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 23:54,
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I did not want to make you feel uncomfortable
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 23:56,
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You didn't make me feel uncomfortable, you made EVERYBODY feel uncomfortable. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 0:01,
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But I don't feel bad about it Does that make me a bad person?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 0:03,
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:( Happy Monday! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 3:53,
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I found this on the internet and I think it should be banned mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Jul 2022, 13:09,
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Oh I’m pretty much fixed up here thanks :) This is for you. You didn’t like the picture I made you. I mean, I’ve forgotten all about it, it’s nothing to me. All my tears have dried. Not that I cried any, you understand. No, I just got on with my life, which lately has been all about making hundreds and hundreds of pictures just for you, relevant to your interests, in the hope that you’ll like one of them. And now it’s time to start posting them.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 2:54,
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Yes! Yes I do. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 Jul 2022, 14:51,
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