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Friday night bump!
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 23:28,
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Just say no thank you!
Manners cost nothing.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 23:56,
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rude
and presumptuous
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 0:01,
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agreed
I blame public information films for the privileged arrogant youth of today! *presumptuous thank you artifus
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 0:04,
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I agree…
β¦just say No To Cats!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:42,
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Yeah
Fuck 'em!
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:31,
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Excerpt from "Lonely Water II : Stinky Water" (2022)
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Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 23:15,
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That’s deep.
Probly over everyoneβs head.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:32,
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so i hear you're about to inherit a monarchy...
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:22,
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They tuck you in, your mum and dad
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:38,
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lay you down send you to sleep and pray the lord your soul to keep
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:42,
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I knew it was Phillip Larkin but that’s about it. So I looked him up and ended up reading some cleverly-written, grim poetry.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:01,
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this is the only one i know - it's a very flimsy joke and not very funny really
about the the royal family and public service broadcasts. i'm not sure it really works to be honest.
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:07,
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It’s text on a scroll is what it is
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:49,
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*rumbled*
suggesting an amendment, are we? also - imagine it being shouted out by a town cryer back in the olden daze - oi vey oy yay etc
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:53,
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Fuck no! It was not a criticism, at all.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:56,
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well the world seems a bit fukt right now so all suggestions are gratefully received
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:59,
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“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:03,
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cheers
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:42,
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lol
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:00,
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Well that's a good excuse.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:36,
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But I quite like the poem
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:54,
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Really?
Reminds me of the poetry I was taught at school, which put me off poetry for life. But then my English teachers were fucking terrible, so maybe that was why.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:53,
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there once was a porcupine of purgatory a hedgehog once from hell always dreaming of heaven and wishing us all to be well
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:59,
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Weirdly, the only reason I’m familiar with it is that one of the few teachers who had time for me, an English teacher, read it out to us.
He really relished the swearing, you could tell.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 0:59,
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I've got "mobility problems" right now IYKWIM
By which I mean I've been dying for months and I won't be here next week
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:51,
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we'll have a whip round and mount a cheaply engraved brass plate on your favourite park bench if you like
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:55,
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What about the week after?
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:05,
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:’O
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:36,
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Quick and dirty
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tinglto 3 sheets to the wind ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:10,
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New image challenge? Bollocks.
Click this here hyperlink for supermassive bollocks HD version. Credit to Ninj and Turtle Power for the flower.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 19:45,
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Bolly Locks and the 3 PPB
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 19:47,
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I, for one, welcome this bollocks
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:30,
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wellocks
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:25,
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That’s not tennis…it’s Pong.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:51,
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i did wonder what that smell was!
i'm here all weak try the stake
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:56,
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Gorn Tennis. Visually similar, but in fact a very legally distinct game entirely.
You have to get the ball past the dividing wall, you see. If you receive the ball 3 times before returning it to your opponent, you lose. You can tell I've really thought this through.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:57,
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OHHHH…..my mistake…..
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:59,
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I’ve spent some time thinking about this, and I think you may be lying
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:08,
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just let him have this one
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:41,
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ok
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:25,
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I'm not lying.
I had a lot of time to think while creating/compiling/editing 155 frames. Ask me anything.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 13:45,
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What's that white speck on frame 133?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 15:29,
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I assume you're referring to the gif version.
The technical answer is that it's an artefact from the process of scaling down, colour indexing, and the way the frames are split by difference and then summed back together in playback. It is not present in the hyper HD webp version. But of course every aspect of the technical process is governed in part by artistic awareness, I choose to interpret the seemingly random noise as artefacts of the painful awareness of the void inhabiting the soul of humanity, having believed ourselves to be masters of everything, by interaction with the diverse technological nuances of human creation we reveal our failure to reproduce feelings with their seemingly infinite nuances, and our ultimate failure to gain mastery over ourselves.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:08,
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bollocks
Get fucked.
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Chumps π ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:43,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:58,
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Looking at him, I’d never have guessed what a fantastic singer he is
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:17,
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Not round my way they don't.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:39,
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Thinning the Herd -- so hawt right now
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 17:18,
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inning the ora
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:25,
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Pedro I don’t understand this
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:24,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 13:25,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NEW PUBLIC INFORMATION
Modern life is dangerous and the future looks even worse. Let's help out by making some new Public Information films and posters to warn them of the perils around us and yet to come.
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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 16:00,
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…
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Ninj ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 16:56,
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(B)Oh no!
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:22,
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Oh yes….there will be FUCKLIFTS!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 18:09,
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Soz Rob, couldn't resist. Hello.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:54,
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What a handsome man
with his bag of cocks
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rob ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:07,
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Box of cocks surely
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:36,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 18:23,
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shifty
never trust a man with an ill-fitting hat.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 16:09,
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[frontal lobotomy]
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 18:10,
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I was gonna say!
But he's kinda sensitive about it.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 18:15,
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Afternoon b3ta. Have a cat playing a guitar.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:49,
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experienced it live
5am, noisy bloody cat
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:54,
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cat with a kilt
\o/
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:05,
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Woo!
The Bay Kitty Rollers
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:12,
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Cee Ay Tee You Are Dee Ay Why -- NIGHT!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:25,
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Hah!
I really need to make the whole band now.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:17,
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:-)
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:48,
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Stevens the cat?
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Great_Boo ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:13,
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Woo!
John & Yoko should have had a cat on vocals for their screamy tracks.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:24,
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:)
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:36,
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His shadow’s not into it.
Obv. :/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:17,
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It's actually just really unusual wallpaper. 100% of fact.
(Ashamed to say I did notice that before posting, but couldn't be bothered to change it as I'd accidentally baked it into the background when it started as a still image. So shush!)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:28,
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:X
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:36,
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I could watch this all day!
Wonderful!!!
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Ninj ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 17:30,
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It was easier to make than animate
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:39,
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70s Nyanning
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:46,
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Hahaha
This is a thing of beauty.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:52,
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Hooray!
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Hemipygous ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:08,
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SO lovely!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:30,
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FP THIS NYAO
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:05,
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Pffgt
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 17:13,
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This is totally fucking great!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:18,
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please expand this to full animations
I want this microsite
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rob ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:08,
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:)
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:54,
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Meow, that's good.
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 7:07,
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top stuff
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Sat 3 Sep 2022, 18:26,
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only having a short sample
is the icing on the cake. bravo :D
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:12,
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Blasphemy
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Lord_Kong γγγ ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:42,
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looks like i picked the wrong week to quit conspiracy theories
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:50,
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Click for bigger (134 kb)
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 8:42,
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quite horrible indeed
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:09,
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"Now this , 007, looks like a normal covid vaccine. Press the plunger, though, and you'll activate the 5G nanochip stored at the end of the needle, which you can track with the Shadow Government app on your phone. Also, it'll kill them, and turn the corpse autistic."
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:19,
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Limited Fuckoupon - please save to metafuk within 34 cycles//Please Visit our Juice Bar in Lisbon
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d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2 ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:41,
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Wait a minute
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:52,
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hello son, thank you for your enwuiry, below is being your fockin stat card you wished thank yo
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d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2 ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:59,
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NOTHING about his big hits and exciting show dancers
:(
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 21:01,
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please be assist
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d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2 ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 21:22,
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One time I did a FUCK, but nobody liked it :(
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:17,
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Hello Sir
Was the FUCK augmented? Please be assist
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d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2 ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:25,
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Some kid burn your neck?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:58,
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My name is jacob FUCK
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 0:44,
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k ft
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:07,
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fucft
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 0:45,
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I liked it
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:39,
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Not clicking that....looks suspicious.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 0:47,
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But look at all the slashes
Shirley you cannot be claiming that a link with such punctuation could possibly be erroneous?
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:38,
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Anything with /talk in it, should be avoided.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:20,
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Blobby blobby ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:28,
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ARSEBOON DILBARO!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:15,
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bless you - here have a tissue
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artifus is doing it all wrong ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:55,
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Downloading…
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Ninj ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:13,
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If I didn't know better I'd say that was a shameless pea.
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Great_Boo ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 4:29,
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Looked better in my head
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:56,
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I hope so
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:05,
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You hope correctly
That's some good hopin' there.
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:36,
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Enjoy Your Stay
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:17,
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Ishie kilt
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Turtle Power & Knuckles ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:41,
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I hike slit
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:50,
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I like shit
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:49,
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 1:48,
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fuck
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 1:49,
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 3:22,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 3:25,
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Chumps π ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 9:34,
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….AND….What shall we call the new Freebase?
How about βMr. Horribleβ?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:22,
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mr B
for BOLLOCKS
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 16:13,
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James Roden
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 17:22,
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Chumps π ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:46,
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cine
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:18,
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Ayy
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McBadger COW ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:47,
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Hahaha!
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:42,
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Oh go on then, I'll repost some old crap I did ages ago
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plankton ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:12,
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Would exist
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:38,
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reposting cunt
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:07,
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reposting cunt
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Chumps π ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 19:13,
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reposting cunt
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:06,
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Chumps π ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 21:06,
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repeating cunt
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 0:50,
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:D
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Chumps π ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 7:38,
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Hwa hwa hwa!
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:17,
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Have you got a large one?
Oh. Clicks
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:18,
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Here is the complete series for anyone who cares...
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plankton ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 8:19,
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PFC Hudson ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 11:28,
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Wah-ah-ah-ah!
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:43,
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The 70's internet runs on 70's platforms
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plankton ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:00,
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Error: unable to boot
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:37,
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It was good to see you again. You must leave now.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:07,
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I am already gone mofaha
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:49,
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Nooooooooo
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:58,
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:28,
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Kids Pfft.
Click for bigger (136 kb)
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Lord_Kong γγγ ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 16:35,
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Still though, he managed to hack a Speak & Spell to work as a web browser, credit where credit's due.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:40,
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I seriously looked into turning a Speak&Spell into a Swear&Spell many years ago...
turns out the technology used to encode the speech was far more complicated than I'd anticipated (being more used to samples), amongst other things...still got a box of TI's various speaking educational toys somewhere...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:54,
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Is this something to do with Old Macdonald and his E I E I Os?
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Chumps π ,
Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:55,
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