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[challenge entry] Friday night bump!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 23:28, archived)
# Just say no thank you!
Manners cost nothing.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 23:56, archived)
# rude
and presumptuous
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 0:01, archived)
# agreed
I blame public information films for the privileged arrogant youth of today!
*presumptuous thank you artifus
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 0:04, archived)
# I agree…
…just say No To Cats!
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:42, archived)
# Yeah
Fuck 'em!
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Excerpt from "Lonely Water II : Stinky Water" (2022)
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 23:15, archived)
# That’s deep.
Probly over everyone’s head.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:32, archived)
[challenge entry] so i hear you're about to inherit a monarchy...
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:22, archived)
# They tuck you in, your mum and dad
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:38, archived)
# lay you down send you to sleep and pray the lord your soul to keep
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:42, archived)
# I knew it was Phillip Larkin but that’s about it. So I looked him up and ended up reading some cleverly-written, grim poetry.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:01, archived)
# this is the only one i know - it's a very flimsy joke and not very funny really
about the the royal family and public service broadcasts. i'm not sure it really works to be honest.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:07, archived)
# It’s text on a scroll is what it is
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:49, archived)
# *rumbled*
suggesting an amendment, are we?

also - imagine it being shouted out by a town cryer back in the olden daze - oi vey oy yay etc
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:53, archived)
# Fuck no! It was not a criticism, at all.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:56, archived)
# well the world seems a bit fukt right now so all suggestions are gratefully received
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:59, archived)
# “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:03, archived)
# cheers
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:42, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:00, archived)
# Well that's a good excuse.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:36, archived)
# But I quite like the poem
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:54, archived)
# Really?
Reminds me of the poetry I was taught at school, which put me off poetry for life. But then my English teachers were fucking terrible, so maybe that was why.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:53, archived)
#
there once was a porcupine of purgatory

a hedgehog once from hell

always dreaming of heaven

and wishing us all to be well
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:59, archived)
# Weirdly, the only reason I’m familiar with it is that one of the few teachers who had time for me, an English teacher, read it out to us.
He really relished the swearing, you could tell.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 0:59, archived)
# I've got "mobility problems" right now IYKWIM
By which I mean I've been dying for months and I won't be here next week
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:51, archived)
# we'll have a whip round and mount a cheaply engraved brass plate on your favourite park bench if you like
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:55, archived)
# What about the week after?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:05, archived)
# :’O
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] New image challenge? Bollocks.


Click this here hyperlink for supermassive bollocks HD version.

Credit to Ninj and Turtle Power for the flower.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 19:45, archived)
# Bolly Locks and the 3 PPB
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 19:47, archived)
# I, for one, welcome this bollocks
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:30, archived)
# wellocks
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:25, archived)
# That’s not tennis…it’s Pong.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:51, archived)
# i did wonder what that smell was!
i'm here all weak try the stake
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Gorn Tennis. Visually similar, but in fact a very legally distinct game entirely.
You have to get the ball past the dividing wall, you see. If you receive the ball 3 times before returning it to your opponent, you lose. You can tell I've really thought this through.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:57, archived)
# OHHHH…..my mistake…..
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 20:59, archived)
# I’ve spent some time thinking about this, and I think you may be lying
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:08, archived)
#
just let him have this one
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 2:41, archived)
#
ok
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:25, archived)
# I'm not lying.
I had a lot of time to think while creating/compiling/editing 155 frames.

Ask me anything.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 13:45, archived)
# What's that white speck on frame 133?
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 15:29, archived)
# I assume you're referring to the gif version.
The technical answer is that it's an artefact from the process of scaling down, colour indexing, and the way the frames are split by difference and then summed back together in playback. It is not present in the hyper HD webp version.

But of course every aspect of the technical process is governed in part by artistic awareness, I choose to interpret the seemingly random noise as artefacts of the painful awareness of the void inhabiting the soul of humanity, having believed ourselves to be masters of everything, by interaction with the diverse technological nuances of human creation we reveal our failure to reproduce feelings with their seemingly infinite nuances, and our ultimate failure to gain mastery over ourselves.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:08, archived)
# bollocks
Get fucked.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:43, archived)
#

(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:58, archived)
# Looking at him, I’d never have guessed what a fantastic singer he is
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Not round my way they don't.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 22:39, archived)
# Thinning the Herd -- so hawt right now
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 17:18, archived)
#
inning the ora
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:25, archived)
# Pedro I don’t understand this
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NEW PUBLIC INFORMATION

Modern life is dangerous and the future looks even worse. Let's help out by making some new Public Information films and posters to warn them of the perils around us and yet to come.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 16:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 16:56, archived)
# (B)Oh no!
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:22, archived)
# Oh yes….there will be FUCKLIFTS!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Soz Rob, couldn't resist. Hello.
3tas
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:54, archived)
# What a handsome man
with his bag of cocks
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:07, archived)
# Box of cocks surely
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 18:23, archived)
# shifty
never trust a man with an ill-fitting hat.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 16:09, archived)
# [frontal lobotomy]
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 18:10, archived)
# I was gonna say!
But he's kinda sensitive about it.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 18:15, archived)
# Afternoon b3ta. Have a cat playing a guitar.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:49, archived)
# experienced it live
5am, noisy bloody cat
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:54, archived)
# cat with a kilt
\o/
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:05, archived)
# Woo!
The Bay Kitty Rollers
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:12, archived)
# Cee Ay Tee You Are Dee Ay Why -- NIGHT!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:25, archived)
# Hah!
I really need to make the whole band now.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:17, archived)
# :-)
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:48, archived)
#
Stevens the cat?
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:13, archived)
# Woo!
John & Yoko should have had a cat on vocals for their screamy tracks.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:24, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:36, archived)
# His shadow’s not into it.
Obv. :/
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:17, archived)
# It's actually just really unusual wallpaper. 100% of fact.
(Ashamed to say I did notice that before posting, but couldn't be bothered to change it as I'd accidentally baked it into the background when it started as a still image. So shush!)
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:28, archived)
# :X
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:36, archived)
# I could watch this all day!
Wonderful!!!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 17:30, archived)
[challenge entry] It was easier to make than animate
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] 70s Nyanning
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha
This is a thing of beauty.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 12:52, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:08, archived)
# SO lovely!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 13:30, archived)
# FP THIS NYAO
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:05, archived)
# Pffgt
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 17:13, archived)
# This is totally fucking great!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:18, archived)
# please expand this to full animations
I want this microsite
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:08, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 15:54, archived)
# Meow, that's good.
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 7:07, archived)
# top stuff
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 18:26, archived)
# only having a short sample
is the icing on the cake. bravo :D
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Blasphemy
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:42, archived)
# looks like i picked the wrong week to quit conspiracy theories
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:50, archived)
#
Click for bigger (134 kb)
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 8:42, archived)
# quite horrible indeed
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:09, archived)
#
"Now this, 007, looks like a normal covid vaccine. Press the plunger, though, and you'll activate the 5G nanochip stored at the end of the needle, which you can track with the Shadow Government app on your phone. Also, it'll kill them, and turn the corpse autistic."
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:19, archived)
# Limited Fuckoupon - please save to metafuk within 34 cycles//Please Visit our Juice Bar in Lisbon
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:41, archived)
# Wait a minute
Looks like he's offside.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:52, archived)
# hello son, thank you for your enwuiry, below is being your fockin stat card you wished thank yo
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:59, archived)
# NOTHING about his big hits and exciting show dancers
:(
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 21:01, archived)
# please be assist
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 21:22, archived)
# One time I did a FUCK, but nobody liked it :(
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Hello Sir
Was the FUCK augmented?

Please be assist
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:25, archived)
# Some kid burn your neck?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:58, archived)
# My name is jacob FUCK
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 0:44, archived)
#
k ft
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:07, archived)
# fucft
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 0:45, archived)
# I liked it
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:39, archived)
#
Not clicking that....looks suspicious.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 0:47, archived)
# But look at all the slashes
Shirley you cannot be claiming that a link with such punctuation could possibly be erroneous?
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:38, archived)
# Anything with /talk in it, should be avoided.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:28, archived)
# ARSEBOON DILBARO!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:15, archived)
# bless you - here have a tissue
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Downloading…

(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:13, archived)
#
If I didn't know better I'd say that was a shameless pea.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 4:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Looked better in my head
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:56, archived)
# I hope so
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:05, archived)
# You hope correctly
That's some good hopin' there.
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Enjoy Your Stay
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:17, archived)
# Ishie kilt
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:41, archived)
# I hike slit
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:50, archived)
# I like shit
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 1:48, archived)
# fuck
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 1:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 3:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 3:25, archived)
#

(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 9:34, archived)
# ….AND….What shall we call the new Freebase?
How about β€œMr. Horrible”?
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 14:22, archived)
# mr B
for BOLLOCKS
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 16:13, archived)
# James Roden
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 17:22, archived)
#

(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 21:46, archived)
# cine
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:18, archived)
# Ayy
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh go on then, I'll repost some old crap I did ages ago
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:12, archived)
# Would exist
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:38, archived)
# reposting cunt
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:07, archived)
# reposting cunt
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 19:13, archived)
# reposting cunt
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 21:06, archived)
# repeating cunt
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 0:50, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 7:38, archived)
# Hwa hwa hwa!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:17, archived)
# Have you got a large one?
Oh. Clicks
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:18, archived)
# Here is the complete series for anyone who cares...
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 8:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 11:28, archived)
# Wah-ah-ah-ah!
(, Fri 2 Sep 2022, 10:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The 70's internet runs on 70's platforms
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:00, archived)
# Error: unable to boot
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:37, archived)
# It was good to see you again. You must leave now.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:07, archived)
# I am already gone mofaha
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:49, archived)
# Nooooooooo
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 20:58, archived)
#
 
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Kids Pfft.

Click for bigger (136 kb)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 16:35, archived)
# Still though, he managed to hack a Speak & Spell to work as a web browser, credit where credit's due.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:40, archived)
# I seriously looked into turning a Speak&Spell into a Swear&Spell many years ago...
turns out the technology used to encode the speech was far more complicated than I'd anticipated (being more used to samples), amongst other things...still got a box of TI's various speaking educational toys somewhere...
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 17:54, archived)
# Is this something to do with Old Macdonald and his E I E I Os?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2022, 18:55, archived)

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