Now my shirt
a guy on another planet made it
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 0:57,
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Ha! It was tricky to show mostly flat palms pointing towards the camera and make it look natural in the style I’d opted for the rest of the image. Was also probably one of the last things I did and had an increasing lack of arse.
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Sun 3 Sep 2023, 8:15,
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There is a detectable lack of arse in this artbut I'm also wondering where the Worcestershire Sauce can be?
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Sun 3 Sep 2023, 10:25,
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Search for "hands png"
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:51,
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I visited Storybook Glen for the first time in years last weekend. Here is their statue of Barney that went onto be a meme called Cha Cha Real Smooth for some reason.
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Mon 4 Sep 2023, 15:50,
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Will the artist come back to finish the head at some point? brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 17:48,
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I believe that’s called a ‘lazy trace’ in the art world.Or ‘obv trace’.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 18:17,
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lol indeed. There is a limit to how much I’m willing to invest in a joke about prawn cocktail sauce.
(,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 15:46,
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I now know what Marie Rose sauce is. Who said B3ta is just puerile digital arts and merry banter?(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 2:34,
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It is nothing compared to Starburger's burger sauce. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:53,
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Beutiful on so many levels! Sorry to not have heard of her ever since.
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Sun 3 Sep 2023, 9:07,
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She tragically died shortly afterwards in a thousand island dressing incident
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Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:17,
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I didn't get this when I sawit on the twitters earlier, suddenly it makes sense which isn't something you say a lot around here.
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witchy is covered in BEES,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 9:20,
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Impressive selection of containers
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 11:15,
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Rob told me to come here and post about badgers.So yay badgers (but not snakes), and why not have a pearoast also from 20 years ago but a bit shitter.
It were a FP here don'tcha know.
Also: hello other old timers.
Also also: yay badgers.
*wanders off for another few years.*
(It were a FP here don'tcha know.
Also: hello other old timers.
Also also: yay badgers.
*wanders off for another few years.*
witchy is covered in BEES,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 21:39,
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Oh my god! I figured out my password! I am back! First thing i see is a post from Witchy! Amaaaazing! Nothings changed! I’ll put the kettle on
( zog why change it now?,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 1:26,
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Huzzah!It's like things moving in mysterious ways, or summat. Hello your Zogness. Long time, etc.
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 9:17,
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MOAR SNOGSWell this is just all splendid. Like we were never away.
( witchy is covered in BEES,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 9:19,
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Dinner lady preparing her signature concrete crumble
(Lazy as fuck AI generated image with minimal shopping of desaturation on the crumble)
The badger nostalgia made me revisit my first post hereIt was for the Hats of the Future challenge, where I claimed the hats of the future would be gloves, and I swapped someone's head for a hand.
In reply Bovine said "make it wave" but I didn't know how to do that then.
Anyhow, done it now. Only took me 20 years.
(In reply Bovine said "make it wave" but I didn't know how to do that then.
Anyhow, done it now. Only took me 20 years.
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:12,
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Better late than never as they sayI shall hand you this "Woo! Yay! Hoopla" for your efforts.
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TBL I posted this on,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 18:24,
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Whoop! Hello hand-head! (also yay I got my account back)
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Heather S likes making stuff.,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 11:26,
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Worth the wait Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination,
Mon 4 Sep 2023, 17:06,
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Product endorsement is more profitable than crimeProblem solved
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:51,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Beans!"){kind=small}
Beans!
Hello b3ta! The badger nostalgia brought me back, the beans kept me.
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:10,
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It's definitely old git day
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:28,
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I need vitamin D pronto
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:35,
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Old age and treachery shall overcome youth and skill.
Or failing that, we know where the nuclear bunkers are :)
(Or failing that, we know where the nuclear bunkers are :)
TBL I posted this on,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 16:57,
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Yep, tell me about it...Now get off my lawn
*mumbles incoherently*
(*mumbles incoherently*
loonybean giving as good as he gets since,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:38,
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pahyou're barely out of nappies yourself, trying to claim old-gitdom.
( JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 20:44,
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Funny looking Minions brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 14:34,
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Hey you!Only one year until Petting Zoo is 20.
Maybe we should do a follow up about more animals... erm...
Thinking about it we might have used all the puns up.
(Maybe we should do a follow up about more animals... erm...
Thinking about it we might have used all the puns up.
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:41,
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We'd needto rope MissPrism in again as the fountain of all puns.
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 22:38,
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it's bean a long time!halloooo, to you and to b3ta for the first time in what feels like forever
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spacefish bong!,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:02,
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hallooooooooo!I try to pop in periodically but am not always great at it.
Hey, my collaboration with dj fisheep is coming up for its 20 anniversary next year too ;)
(Hey, my collaboration with dj fisheep is coming up for its 20 anniversary next year too ;)
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:48,
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definitelyas notable, if not moreso, than this!
( spacefish bong!,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:55,
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I've been told I've got to come hereto congratulate Weebl for twenty years of Badger.
So, with that... Congratulations Weebl, for twenty years of Badger.
I shall now disappear again for another few years.
(So, with that... Congratulations Weebl, for twenty years of Badger.
I shall now disappear again for another few years.
Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be.,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 10:34,
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Hello fellow old timer See you in a few years (provided we have not all died)
( TBL I posted this on,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:06,
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The thread is over there -->not that anyone is furious for you posting here - it's international badger day after all - and peace and goodwill to everyone
b3ta.com/links/20_Years_of_Badgers
(b3ta.com/links/20_Years_of_Badgers
rob,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 12:12,
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Bohemian Rhapsody parody video?Long shot, but does anyone remember a Bohemian Rhapsody parody video that was in the newsletter about 15 years ago?
It was the actual video for Bohemian Rhapsody, but the audio was changed and there were subtitles. At one point it says "speaks German with a Russian accent" for the voice that's been dubbed in, the melody is just a simple piano plinking and at the end when the guy hits the cymbal it just makes a little thud?
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Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:39,
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It was the actual video for Bohemian Rhapsody, but the audio was changed and there were subtitles. At one point it says "speaks German with a Russian accent" for the voice that's been dubbed in, the melody is just a simple piano plinking and at the end when the guy hits the cymbal it just makes a little thud?
was it one of those where they added footsteps and wheezes? if so, the firestarter one is funny too. and there was a michael jackson video from the crotch-grabbing years that was very awkward
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:57,
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I think I remember that Michael Jackson one.Might start a new thread asking if anyone else remembers it.
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Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:09,
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When did Les Dawson die? Did you do Less Dawson? I can't remember. Let me know please. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:12,
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Like they took out the music and replaced it with awkward foley artist noises and bad singing and playing?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:31,
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Newsletter 408www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQRvqkmKmKo
Yes, sir, I can Google...
(Yes, sir, I can Google...
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:33,
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Yes sir, I can googleIf you search, you can't go wrong
I can google, google oogle all night long
(I can google, google oogle all night long
Ratsta,
Sun 3 Sep 2023, 7:04,
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And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, blessed and broke it, and gave it to the disciples and said, “The beans have been slightly overcooked so they'll give you windypops." Matthew 26:26
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 11:30,
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And Jesus said "Make your toast and get your Coco Pops first, then go back to the buffet for sos, egg bacon and beans"."Do this as oft as ye stay in a Premier Inn, in memory of me".
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:17,
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And lo……Jesus said unto his disciples, ‘If I burn this bread, our daily bread, I’ll get crucified!’
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Ninj,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:21,
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Orange bean bad.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:13,
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I considered retexturing the clothes with lazily colourised beans, but couldn't even be bothered to do that.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 21:14,
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If that was Gorn though, you’d fucking go all out fucking nuts crazy insane fuck.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 4:43,
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Well of course.There's no point half arsing gorn stuff.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:25,
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Just to say I've beaned his clothes too now.One big bean for the face seems wrong though.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:11,
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alright Archer brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:41,
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Member of English Parliament for Warwickshire 1690–1698,1705–1707, and Member of British Parliament 1707–1710, and 1713–1722 ?
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:31,
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Then I say: Andrew sick of me messing with you? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:53,
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Keep trying hard. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:35,
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Oh.Tempted to turn the saturation down on my monitor now.
Anyway I meant Sterling.
(Anyway I meant Sterling.
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:14,
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Google says it's a cartoon character, is that what you meant? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 22:00,
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It’s unfortunate that he can’t draw pretty girls.All his girls are ugly.
Jusssayin
(Jusssayin
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 20:54,
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It's the truth from a good sauce
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 20:44,
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I used to think that his weird drawings were a stylistic choicebut then I decided that this is actually him trying to draw properly and I prefer that
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 17:58,
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Exactly....even my imitation of his style seems contrived. He's awesome.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:36,
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YESdid sick
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sat 2 Sep 2023, 19:57,
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I think it is what you think it is
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 23:27,
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He's actually a high-school lunch lady.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 0:08,
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Happiness is a bean called Heinz
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 16:11,
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Kill ‘em all, I say….Let the Force sort them out.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 13:52,
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And missed them,every one.
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 15:31,
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Troopert missed them all but shotA colleague in the bum.
"It's because I'm short, isn't it?"
Said TK-421.
("It's because I'm short, isn't it?"
Said TK-421.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:19,
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Except craniosynostosis. brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 15:32,
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Looks like Trump will be doing his tweeting from the Statesville prison from now on
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 16:18,
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a bean in the hand is worth two in the bush probably, I've no idea
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 16:20,
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Poopeye
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 11:54,
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The can said spinach I tells ya!
Mindpiss, was just finishing this
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 31 Aug 2023, 12:08,
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